• SOME POSSIBLE REASONS BENUE KILLINGS
    AND THE NEEDs FOR GOVERNMENT TO ACT FAST
    Cattle grazing and farmer-herder conflicts have been significant issues in Benue State, Nigeria, leading to violence and killings. Some underlying causes include:

    Land disputes: Competition for land and resources between farmers and herders.

    Climate change: Changes in climate patterns affect grazing routes and land availability.

    Lack of effective governance: Inadequate policies, enforcement, and conflict resolution mechanisms.

    Ethnic and cultural tensions: Historical and cultural differences between groups.

    Armed groups: Presence of armed groups and bandits.

    Economic factors: Competition for resources, poverty, and unemployment.

    Government policies: Policies on grazing reserves, land use, and security.

    These complex issues require comprehensive solutions, including dialogue, policy reforms, and community engagement.

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  • "We cannot continue as a continent exporting mineral resources to be processed in other countries."~ President of Namibia

    Your thoughts on this ...

    "We cannot continue as a continent exporting mineral resources to be processed in other countries."~ President of Namibia Your thoughts on this ...
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  • My First Time (Episode 1)

    It was just... my first time.

    You see, growing up,
    I built fences around my longings.
    Barbed wires of scripture.
    Walls of willpower.

    Yes, I built my world on rules.
    Not the ones written by men,
    But the kind you etch in your spirit...
    When you're desperate to stay pure in a defiled world.

    I made promises to God...
    With trembling lips and innocent hands.
    Whispers at altars.
    Tears during youth vigils.
    I will stay virgin.
    “No touching.”
    “No tasting.”
    Not even a kiss...
    Until I say “I do.”

    Chastity wasn’t just a principle.
    It was identity.
    It made me feel holy.
    Set apart.
    Safe.

    I guarded it with fear,
    Polished it with pride,
    Wore it like a spiritual medal on my chest.

    At first, it was easy.
    Temptation was a rumour from afar.
    I didn’t know I was bragging,
    From the comfort of distance,
    Until life dragged me closer...

    Closer to the edge.
    Closer to my first time.
    So close, I slipped...
    Into a moment that almost stained
    everything I ever stood for.

    And guess where it started?
    Church.
    Yes, church.
    The holy ground.
    Where fire falls,
    And temptation hides in skirts.

    I met her in the Lord’s house.
    A sister dripping grace and beauty.
    Golden.
    Glowing.
    Spirit-filled.
    Fire-filled.
    The kind of girl that makes angels blush,
    And brothers lose their train of prayer.

    You know those sisters...
    That carry the Word like perfume?
    The ones whose laughter feels like revival?

    That was her.
    Elegant.
    Confident.
    Convicted.
    When she walked,
    Even ushers paused...
    Just to feel her presence again.

    The first time I saw her,
    My chest skipped.
    But she didn’t see me.
    Of course she didn’t.
    I was just one humble brother in Christ.
    So I did what humble brothers do.

    I behaved.
    Dodged eye contact.
    Buried desire in devotion.
    Tried to crucify my feelings like they were demons.

    Every day, I looked away,
    Praying she wouldn’t notice...
    The war already starting in my soul.

    Then Media Unit happened.
    God called me... indirectly.
    A leader pointed at me.
    “You, join Media.”
    I didn’t argue...
    Who argues with destiny?

    Guess who was already in Media?
    Her.
    Yes. Her.

    We were teammates now.
    Ministers.
    Co-labourers in the vineyard.
    Writing scripts.
    Designing flyers.
    Fighting battles I didn’t know existed.

    Then that day...
    That tiny moment that changed everything;
    They asked, “Who here can write very well?”

    I raised my hand.
    And that was the beginning.
    They gave me bulletins.
    Flyers.
    Devotionals.
    And I was just writing.

    Then, from behind me,
    Came the voice I had only heard in daydreams:
    “Oh! So you can write this well?”

    I smiled... small.
    Very small.
    Calculated.
    Not too wide.
    Because any wider, would expose the war...
    Already going on in my chest.

    From that day, we started talking.
    Nothing serious.
    Just… holy conversations.
    Holy laughter.
    Holy friendship.

    But there was a way she looked at me.
    Or maybe the way I looked at her.
    Whatever it was,
    Emotions began rising like praise and worship
    ...on a revival night.

    But we were just two fire-filled believers,
    Caught in the web of silent attraction.
    Too spiritual to confess.
    Too emotional to ignore.

    So, we bottled it.
    Suppressed it.
    Every glance.
    Every brush of hand.
    Every awkward silence that felt too loud.

    Until…
    That evening.

    We had a design to finish;
    Flyer for Sunday’s service.
    The plan?
    Meet in church.
    Safe ground.

    But she said,
    “Your house is closer to me than church.
    Let me just come there.”

    My heart blinked.
    My spirit cleared its throat.
    Something whispered,
    “Oga... be guided.”

    But I brushed it off.
    Because I had convinced myself...
    I was stronger than I actually was.
    I had recited enough memory verses
    to believe temptation couldn’t find me.

    Besides, I had vows.
    I had standards.
    I had said no so many times in my mind
    that I thought it would be automatic.

    I even muttered “In Jesus Name”
    To make my foolishness sound holy.

    She came.
    Fifteen minutes early.
    Because real sisters don’t keep time,
    They beat it.

    I served her water,
    Like a good host.
    We opened the laptop.
    Opened Photoshop.
    Started designing.

    Everything was set.
    Except our boundaries.

    But that’s where I’ll stop...
    Because what happened next, ehn...

    ...wait for Episode 2.
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  • "We have a crisis on our hands. Young men don't believe in hard work anymore, they launder money for politicians. Are these the people we want to hand Nigeria to?" - EFCC Chairman, Ola Olukoyede.
    "We have a crisis on our hands. Young men don't believe in hard work anymore, they launder money for politicians. Are these the people we want to hand Nigeria to?" - EFCC Chairman, Ola Olukoyede.
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  • Always mind ur own forget what people say about you.
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  • His name is!!!!!!
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  • No apologies for speaking English with Igbo accent. Your Igbo accent is your identity carry it with pride. Every people all over the world speaks English with their own accent, the one being attacked is Igbo accent. Speak igbo language or proudly speak the English igbotically.
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  • Independence is not freedom. Freedom is base on good sense and knowledge
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  • Beatitude refers to a state of great joy.
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  • In this new week - Every closed door in your life shall be opened by fire and by favor.
    The Lord shall go before you and make every crooked path straight.
    What was complicated shall now be simple and successful. Who shall receive it?
    In this new week - Every closed door in your life shall be opened by fire and by favor. The Lord shall go before you and make every crooked path straight. What was complicated shall now be simple and successful. Who shall receive it?
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  • Depot marketers lamented over Dangote's direct fuel distribution strategy, declaring it a “death sentence.”
    After Dangote Petroleum Refinery announced it would start directly distributing petrol and diesel nationwide beginning August 15, members of the Dangote Marketers Group, an association of licensed depot marketers, have voiced significant concerns. They described this change as a "death sentence" for their part in the downstream value chain.

    The marketers, who act as links between depot proprietors and fuel station managers, are concerned that the refinery's new approach of sidestepping traditional middlemen to provide direct sales and logistics to consumers will threaten their livelihood.

    In a group chat, one marketer straightforwardly claimed that "the supply chain is dead." Others described it as an "evolution masked as a revolution" and cautioned that the resulting ripple effects could impact jobs, businesses, and even families.

    Traditionally, independent marketers act as essential links by providing financing and logistical support between fuel depots and retail stations. Owners of fuel stations frequently depend on them for credit, assistance with loading processes, and managing transportation logistics.

    Dangote's innovative approach eliminates the need for middlemen by providing direct sales, integrated logistics with a fleet of 4,000 trucks powered by CNG, and even offering credit options for bulk purchasers.

    “Now imagine manufacturers boycotting middlemen and going straight to end users,” lamented Black Bishop, another group member. “End users will receive sealed, tamper-proof products delivered on time. All hell is about to break loose.” Mide Leo exclaimed.

    Another marketer, Mide Loe, narrated how one of his clients, who owns over 15 haulage trucks, went silent after hearing the news.

    “His silence was deafening,” Joe wrote. “Businesses will fold up. Homes will be broken. Fathers and mothers will be rendered jobless. This is sad.”

    “Everyone dey collect… depot owners, importers, marketers, truckers, PTD, baranda” said Peter Akande, voicing frustration over the perceived monopoly.

    Some marketers also questioned the silence of industry regulators like NMDPRA and the defunct PEF, which had developed the Aquila tracking platform. “What are the regulators doing? Someone should provide rules of the game,” said Stephen, emphasizing the need for policy safeguards to protect existing players.

    “This isn’t a revolution. It’s the beginning of a one-man show in the downstream sector,” warned another group member. “May Nigeria succeed, but the market must remain competitive.”

    “Let’s ask him how he intends to cover the cost of transportation. Is it embedded in product pricing? Will it lead to a price increase?” asked Black Bishop

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  • *The Air India plane crash.*
    To some, just another breaking news story.
    To me, it was a soul-stirring reminder of how fragile and unpredictable life really is.

    Four lives. Four stories. Four powerful lessons that changed how I see time, purpose, and the grace of each moment.

    First: A family who had waited years to fulfill their dream of migrating to the UK.
    Life kept getting in the way, responsibilities, delays, decisions.
    They finally made it onto the plane… but never reached their destination

    And I realized:
    We carry so many plans for “someday.” But if we keep waiting, someday becomes never.

    Second: A woman who was supposed to be on that flight. She arrived late. Missed the check-in. Pleaded to get on board but was denied. She was frustrated, angry, defeated. Only to later realize: that delay was divine protection.

    We don’t always get what we want, because God sees what we cannot.
    Sometimes, His “no” is what keeps us alive.

    Third: A man who survived.
    The plane split in half and he happened to be in the section that didn’t catch fire.
    He walked away, dazed and alive, from something no one thought survivable.

    It wasn’t luck. It was purpose. And I was reminded of the verse: “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” – Ecclesiastes 3:1

    It simply wasn’t his time.

    Fourth: And then those who didn’t make it. People with dreams. People with families. People with unfinished stories.
    They kissed someone goodbye that morning… not knowing it was the last time.

    Their lives remind us that time is not guaranteed. We’re not promised old age. We’re not promised later. What we have is now. A breath. A heartbeat. A chance.

    So while you still have today..
    While you’re still breathing, still strong, still able, don’t waste it. Don’t wait for the “perfect” moment.

    Love now. Apologize now. Forgive now. Dream now. Speak now.

    Because life doesn’t always come with warnings. And sometimes… “next time” never comes.
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  • God saves Benue.
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  • Body of Kenya media personality Albert Ojwang who died under police Custody in Central Police Station.
    Body of Kenya media personality Albert Ojwang who died under police Custody in Central Police Station. 💔💔
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  • "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts."— Winston Churchill

    Every person who's ever achieved something great has stood exactly where you are right now—exhausted, questioning, wondering if the struggle is worth it. The path to greatness isn't smooth or easy. It's messy. It's full of setbacks that sting and moments when quitting seems like the only sane option.

    But here's what separates those who make it from those who don't: When they fell, they looked up. When they hurt, they wiped their tears. When the world said "stop," they took one more step.

    Winners are not people who never struggle. They’re people who refuse to stay down.

    Life doesn't test us randomly—it prepares us. The bigger your dream, the tougher the challenges. That initial excitement will fade. What remains is your choice: Will you keep going when everything in you wants to quit?

    You might stumble today. That's normal. Get up anyway. Take the next step. Then another. Greatness isn't about never falling—it's about always rising.

    Because here’s what I know: You were not made to give up. You were made to push through. To rise. To keep moving, even when it hurts.

    Greatness isn’t for the lucky or the fearless. It’s for the ones who refuse to quit.

    You weren't created to surrender. You were built to endure, to overcome, to rise stronger every time. This isn't just motivation—it's your truth.

    "But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint." — Isaiah 40:31 (NIV)

    Greatness isn’t handed out; it’s fought for. So keep moving. One step. Then another. And another. Your story isn’t over yet.

    Wishing you a great weekend.

    ©Godlove NJISONG
    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts."— Winston Churchill Every person who's ever achieved something great has stood exactly where you are right now—exhausted, questioning, wondering if the struggle is worth it. The path to greatness isn't smooth or easy. It's messy. It's full of setbacks that sting and moments when quitting seems like the only sane option. But here's what separates those who make it from those who don't: When they fell, they looked up. When they hurt, they wiped their tears. When the world said "stop," they took one more step. Winners are not people who never struggle. They’re people who refuse to stay down. Life doesn't test us randomly—it prepares us. The bigger your dream, the tougher the challenges. That initial excitement will fade. What remains is your choice: Will you keep going when everything in you wants to quit? You might stumble today. That's normal. Get up anyway. Take the next step. Then another. Greatness isn't about never falling—it's about always rising. Because here’s what I know: You were not made to give up. You were made to push through. To rise. To keep moving, even when it hurts. Greatness isn’t for the lucky or the fearless. It’s for the ones who refuse to quit. You weren't created to surrender. You were built to endure, to overcome, to rise stronger every time. This isn't just motivation—it's your truth. "But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint." — Isaiah 40:31 (NIV) Greatness isn’t handed out; it’s fought for. So keep moving. One step. Then another. And another. Your story isn’t over yet. Wishing you a great weekend. ©Godlove NJISONG
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  • The Air India plane crash.
    To some, it's just another breaking news story.
    To me, it was a soul-stirring reminder of how fragile and unpredictable life really is.

    Four lives. Four stories. Four powerful lessons changed how I see time, purpose, and grace of each moment.

    First: A family who had waited years to fulfil their dream of migrating to the UK.
    Life kept getting in the way, responsibilities, delays, and decisions.
    They finally made it onto the plane… but never reached their destination

    And I realized:
    We carry so many plans for “someday.” But if we keep waiting, someday becomes never.

    Second: A woman who was supposed to be on that flight. She arrived late. Missed the check-in. Pleaded to get on board but was denied. She was frustrated, angry, and defeated. Only to later realize: that delay was divine protection.

    We don’t always get what we want because God sees what we can not.
    Sometimes, His “no” is what keeps us alive.

    Third: A man who survived.
    The plane split in half, and he happened to be in the section that didn’t catch fire.
    He walked away, dazed and alive, from something no one thought survivable.

    It wasn’t luck. It was purpose. I was reminded of the verse: “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” – Ecclesiastes 3:1

    It simply wasn’t his time.

    Fourth: And then those who didn’t make it. People with dreams. People with families. People with unfinished stories.
    They kissed someone goodbye that morning… not knowing it was the last time.

    Their lives remind us that time is not guaranteed. We’re not promised old age. We’re not promised later. What we have is now. A breath. A heartbeat. A chance.

    So, while you still have today..
    While you’re still breathing, still strong, still able, don’t waste it. Don’t wait for the “perfect” moment.

    Love now. Apologize now. Forgive now. Dream now. Speak now.

    Because life doesn’t always come with warnings. And sometimes… “next time” never comes.
    The Air India plane crash. To some, it's just another breaking news story. To me, it was a soul-stirring reminder of how fragile and unpredictable life really is. Four lives. Four stories. Four powerful lessons changed how I see time, purpose, and grace of each moment. First: A family who had waited years to fulfil their dream of migrating to the UK. Life kept getting in the way, responsibilities, delays, and decisions. They finally made it onto the plane… but never reached their destination And I realized: We carry so many plans for “someday.” But if we keep waiting, someday becomes never. Second: A woman who was supposed to be on that flight. She arrived late. Missed the check-in. Pleaded to get on board but was denied. She was frustrated, angry, and defeated. Only to later realize: that delay was divine protection. We don’t always get what we want because God sees what we can not. Sometimes, His “no” is what keeps us alive. Third: A man who survived. The plane split in half, and he happened to be in the section that didn’t catch fire. He walked away, dazed and alive, from something no one thought survivable. It wasn’t luck. It was purpose. I was reminded of the verse: “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” – Ecclesiastes 3:1 It simply wasn’t his time. Fourth: And then those who didn’t make it. People with dreams. People with families. People with unfinished stories. They kissed someone goodbye that morning… not knowing it was the last time. Their lives remind us that time is not guaranteed. We’re not promised old age. We’re not promised later. What we have is now. A breath. A heartbeat. A chance. So, while you still have today.. While you’re still breathing, still strong, still able, don’t waste it. Don’t wait for the “perfect” moment. Love now. Apologize now. Forgive now. Dream now. Speak now. Because life doesn’t always come with warnings. And sometimes… “next time” never comes.
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    If no comments hello in the comments section
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  • GOD'S WONDERS WILL NOT PASS YOU BY IN THIS SEASON IN JESUS
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  • **5 Hilariously Easy Self-Care Tips for Men**  
    As an Odogwu you are , Pampar yourself and your self too .


    1. **Wash Your Face Properly** –Water alone won’t cut it. Use a cleanser (no, detergent doesn’t count). Your face isn’t a pot you’re scrubbing after cooking jollof rice.  Scrub your face gently

    2. **Moisturize Like Your Life Depends On It** – Dry skin isn’t a flex. Get a moisturizer (even if it’s Mama Iyabo , Or sister NG or Iya Bisi Own have … ojust ask first).  

    3. **Sleep is Your Friend** – Stop acting like a generator running on 24/7. **7-8 hours of sleep = fewer grumpy mornings.**  

    4. **Move Your Body** – You don’t need to become Bill gates , Elon Musk or Arnold Schwarzenegger overnight. A 20-minute walk counts (yes, even if it’s just to down your street and back ).  
    I mean relaxation evening or early morning walks counts

    5. **Mental Health Matters** – Talk to someone. **No, "I’m fine" isn’t a personality trait.**  speak up o, look for a friend to confine in.
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  • Recent Attack in Yelewata, Benue State
    On June 13, 2025, gunmen attacked Yelewata, a village in the Guma area of Benue State, resulting in at least 100 deaths, according to Amnesty International Nigeria. The attackers reportedly locked families in their homes and set them ablaze, leading to charred bodies and destroyed houses. Footage circulating on social media platforms shows the aftermath of the attack, including burnt bodies and homes.
    apnews.com

    Previous Incidents
    This is not the first such incident in the region. In January 2018, truckloads of corpses from herdsmen killings in Benue were transported to IBB Square in Makurdi for funeral rites. Similarly, in October 2024, Governors Nyesom Wike and Samuel Ortom visited the graveyard of 73 victims of suspected Fulani herdsmen attacks.
    Recent Attack in Yelewata, Benue State On June 13, 2025, gunmen attacked Yelewata, a village in the Guma area of Benue State, resulting in at least 100 deaths, according to Amnesty International Nigeria. The attackers reportedly locked families in their homes and set them ablaze, leading to charred bodies and destroyed houses. Footage circulating on social media platforms shows the aftermath of the attack, including burnt bodies and homes. apnews.com Previous Incidents This is not the first such incident in the region. In January 2018, truckloads of corpses from herdsmen killings in Benue were transported to IBB Square in Makurdi for funeral rites. Similarly, in October 2024, Governors Nyesom Wike and Samuel Ortom visited the graveyard of 73 victims of suspected Fulani herdsmen attacks.
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  • The life is beautiful
    Na you think about worries too much that is why you not seeing the beauty part of life
    The life is beautiful 🥰 Na you think about worries too much that is why you not seeing the beauty part of life
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    Hmm
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    Self love is powerful
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    Thank God
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  • Wahala no di finish

    I went to this restaurant to eat and when I finished, I made the first payment and before it could conclude, the MOMO network was misbehaving. I had to redo the transaction and paid 4,500 FRS.

    Later that evening, I got a double alerts. The both payments actually went through.

    I went the next day and complained and they told me they’ll check as the accountant wasn’t on seat. I said no wahala. I left.

    One week later, I didn’t hear from them. I went back. They told me to hold on while they check.

    They did and told me the money actually all went through but the problem is that the accountant wasn’t not on seat but I should drop my account details.

    I told them, this you people’s seat must be very hot for accountant not to be ever available. I dropped my account details and left.

    I went back there yesterday and asked why they’ve not sent my money and they said the account will do it shortly. That I just missed the person.

    I said okay. I ordered what I wanted to eat plus takeout.
    When I finished, they asked me to pay.

    Me: who will I pay when the accountant is not on seat? Who will collect the money?

    The lady: The accountant doesn’t need to do that. We can all receive payments.

    Me: Okay. How much is my total?

    Her: 5,000 FRS

    Me: You people owe me 5,000. If you deduct it, it means I’m owing 500 FRS.

    Her: We can’t deduct. You have to pay and the accountant will refund you please.

    Me: AHH. That means you people will arrest me na. I brought out my two hands and kept on the table for her to handcuff me.

    She: We account for everything we sell. If we don’t reconcile today’s payment, they’ll fine us.

    Me: Are you people owing me 4,500 FRS? Yes. Why are you doing like you don’t know maths? You’re owing me 4,500. I don chop 5,000. Case closed.

    I carried my bag and stood up.

    One guy came out from one corner.

    Him: But even if we’re to deduct, you’ll have to balance us 500 FRS

    Me: You’re who again?

    Him: I’m the accountant.

    Me: Ahhh (I screamed in a very dramatic way) You’re around sir? Please give me one water and follow me to the car let me give you 500 and another 500 for the water. Add the water to my bill.

    We came outside and he was sweating.

    Me: 500 eh? Are you thirsty? You can have my water.

    Him: Yes Sir. Total of 1,000. He collected the water.

    Me: Oya na, see you next time.

    Him: The money Sir. 1,000.

    Me: Sorry. Remind me your role again.

    Him: Accountant

    Me: The one that’s not always on seat right? Pay them 1,000 when you enter inside. 500 for my balance and 500 for the water you collected from me. As your seat is usually hot and you can’t sit on it, pour the cold water on your sit make e cool down so that you can be staying “on seat” Is the maths clear accountant?

    Him:

    By the way that was just for your laughing pleasure because truly wahala no di finish.

    It's the start of another week.

    Let nothing steal your joy; not your tiredness, boss, friend, children, partner etc.

    And remember to love deeply, laugh like no man's business and live like there's no tomorrow.

    Wishing you a fun-filled week.
    Wahala no di finish I went to this restaurant to eat and when I finished, I made the first payment and before it could conclude, the MOMO network was misbehaving. I had to redo the transaction and paid 4,500 FRS. Later that evening, I got a double alerts. The both payments actually went through. I went the next day and complained and they told me they’ll check as the accountant wasn’t on seat. I said no wahala. I left. One week later, I didn’t hear from them. I went back. They told me to hold on while they check. They did and told me the money actually all went through but the problem is that the accountant wasn’t not on seat but I should drop my account details. I told them, this you people’s seat must be very hot for accountant not to be ever available. I dropped my account details and left. I went back there yesterday and asked why they’ve not sent my money and they said the account will do it shortly. That I just missed the person. I said okay. I ordered what I wanted to eat plus takeout. When I finished, they asked me to pay. Me: who will I pay when the accountant is not on seat? Who will collect the money? The lady: The accountant doesn’t need to do that. We can all receive payments. Me: Okay. How much is my total? Her: 5,000 FRS Me: You people owe me 5,000. If you deduct it, it means I’m owing 500 FRS. Her: We can’t deduct. You have to pay and the accountant will refund you please. Me: AHH. That means you people will arrest me na. I brought out my two hands and kept on the table for her to handcuff me. She: We account for everything we sell. If we don’t reconcile today’s payment, they’ll fine us. Me: Are you people owing me 4,500 FRS? Yes. Why are you doing like you don’t know maths? You’re owing me 4,500. I don chop 5,000. Case closed. I carried my bag and stood up. One guy came out from one corner. Him: But even if we’re to deduct, you’ll have to balance us 500 FRS Me: You’re who again? Him: I’m the accountant. Me: Ahhh (I screamed in a very dramatic way) You’re around sir? Please give me one water and follow me to the car let me give you 500 and another 500 for the water. Add the water to my bill. We came outside and he was sweating. Me: 500 eh? Are you thirsty? You can have my water. Him: Yes Sir. Total of 1,000. He collected the water. Me: Oya na, see you next time. Him: The money Sir. 1,000. Me: Sorry. Remind me your role again. Him: Accountant Me: The one that’s not always on seat right? Pay them 1,000 when you enter inside. 500 for my balance and 500 for the water you collected from me. As your seat is usually hot and you can’t sit on it, pour the cold water on your sit make e cool down so that you can be staying “on seat” Is the maths clear accountant? Him: 🥺🥺🥺 By the way that was just for your laughing pleasure because truly wahala no di finish. It's the start of another week. Let nothing steal your joy; not your tiredness, boss, friend, children, partner etc. And remember to love deeply, laugh 🤣 like no man's business and live like there's no tomorrow. Wishing you a fun-filled week.
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