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This page made me feel like I was Nkechi, sweeping the floor. I was deep in delusion back then😂. Here is another one to remind you of your beautiful childhood

Never visit your partner unannounced, I was introduced as a tailor today 😂😭

In a world full of noise, find someone who brings you peace. 🧡

Even if he's not your boyfriend, as long as he makes you happy, allow him to do small 😋😋

Even if he's not your boyfriend, as long as he makes you happy, allow him to do small 😋😋

Yamen't U🤣😅😂🤣😅 In a noisy classroom at Chimwemwe Primary School Madam Grace stands in front of the blackboard with serious eyes and red lipstick.🤣😂🤣 Madam Grace Okay class, Who can give me three examples of question tags? For example: John is a farmer, isn’t he?’ Simple!" The class goes silent. Everyone looks down like they lost something. Steve, the class joker, shoots up his hand like he won a lottery. Madam Grace: Yes, Steve. Let’s hear your answers.🤣🤣🤣 Steve very confidently 1. Mary is a waiter, waiting she 2. Sam is short, shorten’t him 3. You are a teacher, teacheren’t u The class bursts into quiet giggles. Madam Grace just blinks, confused. Steve's deskmate, Chipo, slaps his back. Chipo shouting Chaii Steve, You are a yam, yament 🤣😆😅😂 The whole class explodes with laughter. Madam Grace nearly drops her chalk.🤣🤣 Madam Grace hands on hips, Steve! You have just invented a new subject: Confusion Studies, Go and teach it outside under that mango tree🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I drew the trending animal 😂😂

Children often thought the Ultimate Warrior had some mystical powers James Brian Hellwig, born June 16, 1959, was an American professional wrestler, bodybuilder and motivational speaker. Best known by his ring name The Ultimate Warrior, he wrestled for the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE) from 1987 to 1992, as well as a short stint in 1996. He also notably spent a few months in World Championship Wrestling (WCW) in 1998, in which he was known as The Warrior. In 1987, he joined the World Wrestling Federation, and became a two-time WWF Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion within two years. In the main event of WrestleMania VI, in 1990, Warrior won the WWF Championship in a title vs. title match over Hulk Hogan, making him the first wrestler to hold both titles concurrently. Posited as the new face of the company, he had a falling out with chairman Vince McMahon over a pay dispute, and unsuccessfully attempted to leave the WWF, with which he was under contract. In 1993, he legally changed his name to "Warrior". He passed away on April 8, 2014, at the age of 54 in Scottsdale, Arizona. Ethnic African Stories.

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Commissioner Belle Wahala!🤣🤣😂 One sunny afternoon in the heart of Lagos, trouble landed like NEPA light sudden and shocking😃 Sandra, a beautiful young lady with belly as round as a Christmas watermelon, stood in front of a young man named Kunle. Her face looked like thunder was about to strike. She held her phone like it was a w£@pon.😂🤣 So you are denying the pregnancy, she shouted, eyes wide, voice shaking.😅😂🤣 Kunle scratched his head. Ah ahn, Sandra, why are you shouting like this now? We’re just talking Sandra rolled her eyes and placed her hand on her waist. Talking ke? You think this belle is a balloon I swallowed for fun? Since you’ve denied it, no wahala. Let me just call my father the Commissioner of Police so he can hear this nonsense with his own ear😁 Kunle’s eyes almost popped out like ogbono soup from a hot pot. Comm...Commissioner of what? Police😂🤣😅😆 Sandra started dialing her phone slowly, like a Nollywood actress about to drop a deadly bomb. Kunle jumped up, nearly did backflip. Habaaa, Wait na. Why are you taking it personal? Somebody cannot play with you again?! I was just joking oh Look, forget all that talk. What name do you want us to give our baby? Ehen? Boy or girl let’s choose two names sef, one Yoruba, one English😂🤣😂🤣 Sandra paused, raising one eyebrow like a queen. So now you remember it’s your baby🤣🤣 Kunle smiled sheepishly, wiping sweat from his forehead. Of course na, See ehn, from the first day I saw you eating suya and ice cream together, I knew this was destiny😂😂 Sandra tried not to laugh but a small smile escaped. You dey m@d, Kunle He grinned. But I dey m@d for you and our baby From that day, Kunle stopped joking with serious matters. And anytime someone asked about his girlfriend, he proudly said, She’s the daughter of the Commissioner of Police. Pregnant with my future🤣🤣🤣😂

Thought for todayBob Marley was once asked if there was a perfect woman. He replies :Who cares about perfection? Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters. The sea is incredibly beautiful, but salty and dark in the depths. The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy. So, everything that is beautiful isn't perfect, it's special. Therefore, every woman can be special to someone. Stop being "perfect", but try to be free and live, doing what you love, not wanting to impress others!

Far from the shores of modern life, the Bajau people of Indonesia live a life deeply rooted in the sea. Known as “Sea Nomads,” this unique community spends nearly their entire lives on houseboats near Sulawesi, rarely setting foot on land. From fishing to cooking and even sleeping, daily life unfolds atop water. Gifted with extraordinary diving skills, some Bajau can hold their breath for minutes and dive to impressive depths without gear—an ability passed down through generations. Their deep connection with the ocean makes them one of the world’s most fascinating maritime cultures. #Bajau #SeaNomads #IndonesiaTribes #Sulawesi #OceanLife #BajauPeople #UnderwaterCulture #TraditionalLiving #MaritimeHeritage #HumanAdaptation

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Papa and the Secret Money Bag🤣😂🤣😂 It was a quiet Monday evening in the Nkem household. Birds were singing, jollof rice was steaming, and Papa Nkem was relaxing on his favorite chair, counting his coins like a village banker. Mama Nkem was watching her favorite soap opera and shouting, This woman is a witnch, I swe arThe children were playing Ludo on the floor and cheating as usual.😂🤣😂🤣 Suddenly, The front door burst open like a Nollywood movie scene😂🤣 A huge man with muscles the size of watermelons stormed in, wearing a sleeveless jacket and a tattoo that screamed, i did time He pointed a gun and growled, lNobody move This is a rubery🤣😂 Papa Nkem jumped up so fast he nearly tore his tie. He ran to the rubber with shaky hands and said in his most begging voice🤣🤣: Take, this is all the money I've in this house. Please don’t hurt us The ruber snatched the money and frowned like it was small change for chewing gum. But before he could complain, something unexpected happened Junior Nkem, Papa’s loud-mouth teenage son, stood up, raised his hands, and screamed Ah Papa, you too oh! What about that bag of money hidden under your bed. Give him everything. I don’t want to die now oooh The whole house went silent. Even the ubber paused and looked at Papa like, Is this boy serious Papa turned to Junior, his eyes wide, mouth open, beard shaking. “lYou this boy. You’re the Judas Iscariot of this family Mama Nkem shouted, Eh eh, So there’s a secret money bag under the bed and you didn’t tell me. My own husband has turned to a bank vault The rubber laughed so hard he nearly dropped his gun. Oga, he said, Even your own family is snitching. Just carry the bag, abeg😂😂 Papa Nkem sighed and waddled to the bedroom like a defeated goat. He came back with a dusty bag and handed it over, whispering, This is my retirement plan🤣😂 As the rubber left, still laughing, Junior smiled and said, At least we’re alive🤣🤣 Papa shouted, You will not be alive if I catch you after this😅😅 Mama added, And you, Papa Nkem, we shall discuss that secret money bag tonight The night ended with everyone alive, Papa broke and sweating, and Junior proudly earning the title of Most Unloyal Family Member 2025😂😅 Hide your money. But if you have snitch children, better just use mobile banking 🤣😅🤣🥲

"Clash of the Titans" (1981) – Before CGI, there was pure cinematic sorcery. Journey into the world of gods, monsters, and mortal destiny in this grand mythological adventure that brings Greek legend vividly to life. Harry Hamlin stars as Perseus, the demigod son of Zeus, tasked with a perilous quest to rescue Princess Andromeda and defeat the monstrous Kraken. Along the way, he must face deadly foes—Medusa, giant scorpions, and the vengeful goddess Thetis—armed only with divine gifts and human courage. With legendary stop-motion creature effects by Ray Harryhausen, Clash of the Titans captures the awe and wonder of ancient myths through handcrafted visual artistry and epic storytelling. Featuring Laurence Olivier as Zeus and a rousing orchestral score, the film remains a beloved fantasy classic—a tale of heroism and fate where gods interfere, monsters rule, and mortals rise."

Gentlemen, don't remove your cucumber immediately you come inside. Leave it in there and let one finger go straight to the clit and another hand on the left breàst, start qissing her dips. You will thank me later 🙏

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Abeg who dey win for this Iran vs Israel match🤨

Rubery, Bandage, and Bribe 😂🤣😂🤣 It was a hot Monday morning in Limpopo, and Baba Jabulani stormed into the police station looking like a bandaged leftover from a kung fu movie. His wife Mama Rose followed quietly, still wearing her Sunday wrapper and angry silence. Officer, Baba Jabulani shouted, holding his bandaged arm like a trophy. Armed ubbers They shut me in the arm, took all my money, and even my wife’s jewelry. They left us with nothing 🤣 The police officer, Sergeant Malume, looked up slowly from his bench like someone just interrupted his nap.😂🤣 He sighed deeply, scratched his head, then grabbed his pen like it was too heavy to lift. They took all your money... eh😂🤣 Yes sir Baba cried dramatically, holding his arm again for sympathy. Everything gone. They even sto le her golden earrings the one we used for bride price balance 🤣🤣😅🤣 Sergeant Malume frowned and leaned forward. Without money.. how are we going to conduct the investigation🤣🤣😅 Mama Rose’s eyes widened. "Ehn? What do you mean😂😂 Sergeant Malume stood up slowly like a Nollywood villain. You see madam, the fuel for patrol van is not free. Even the biro I'm using now belongs to my cousin in customs🤣😂🤣 Baba Jabulani looked confused. "So we must pay for the police to catch the cri nals that stol e our money🤣🤣🤣🤣 Exactly Sergeant said proudly. In this country, justice has fuel consumption🤣🤣🤣 Mama Rose stood up and shouted, Let’s go, Jabulani! Before this one arrests us for being victims😂😂😂🤣 As they stormed out, Sergeant Malume called after them, Wait o! If you find small change later, come back. I fit help you😂😂😂 In this country, even your misfortune needs a budget🤣🤣🤣

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I come in peace

I Will Lift Up Mine Eyes Unto The Hills, From Whence Cometh My Help. My Help Cometh From The LORD… Psalms 121:1🙏

Late night post for married couples 😉 TRUTHS ABOUT LADIES CLITORIS. 1. The clitoris is a God-created organ, created only for sexual pleasure. Don't be shy about it. 2. Alot of men ignore the clitoris not knowing how powerful a woman's clitoris is. 3. The clitoris is more sexually sensitive than the vagina. Ignoring it is missing out on a lot. 4. The husband's tongue and the wife's clitoris make a perfect match. 5. The husband's tongue is suitable because it is naturally lubricated and can bend and do acrobatics on her throbbing clitoris. The lubrication is good because the clitoris is senstive. 6. The fingers of the husband can also be used to rub and please the clitoris as he kisses her. 7. The husband can also rub his hardened penis on her clitoris for it to get erection like erected penis for pleasure. 8. Playing with the clitoris is good foreplay, it makes your wife sufficiently wet to receive your hardened commando. 9. Dear wives, do not be self conscious about your clitoris. Spread your legs and let your husband see you in all your glory to play with that sweet centre of yours. A rigid and closed up wife will not enjoy love making. Confidence and freedom is attractive to your husband. 10. Dear husbands, give clit jobs as much as you request for blow jobs. 11. Pleasing your spouse sexually and creatively is not ungodly as long as both of you are comfortable and enjoy it. 12. Most loving husbands get turned on by sexually pleasing their spouse. If your husband loves licking you and rubbing your clitoris, don't refuse him. 13. A lot of wives wish their husbands licked them more and for longer. If your wife likes it, give it to her generously. 14. For your husband to enjoy licking you, maintain good hygiene and shave often. 15. For your wife to enjoy being licked by you, maintain good hygiene, especially oral hygiene. 16. Most women climax more through clit jobs than penetration. 17. Dear husbands, if after pumping and penetration you ejaculate but your wife is yet to reach her climax, consider licking or rubbing her clit till she screams your name as she reaches orgasm. 18. Love making in marriage doesn't have to be boring. This is the basic and hard Truth and you need to learn. Don't be shy.

One Minute Please The Longest Minute in Accra It was a hot Saturday afternoon in Accra. The sun was shining like it had a personal grudge, and the whole town was waiting at the church for one thing Kojo and Akosua’s wedding. The pastor had already wiped his face three times, the choir had run out of songs, and even the flower girls were eating their own petals from boredom.😂😂😂 Meanwhile, back at the house, Akosua was in front of her mirror, applying her 13th layer of makeup. She looked stunning, yes, but time was running like Usain Bolt😂🤣. Kojo, her poor groom, was standing by the door sweating in his tuxedo like someone who owed ECG. He looked at the wall clock and shouted, Akosua We’re late oo! The pastor is threatening to go and do another funeral😂😂😂 Akosua, without blinking, replied in her sweet voice, One minute please Then continued carefully brushing her eyelashes like she was painting the Mona Lisa.😂🤣 Kojo held his head. Ei! One minute in Ghana woman time is one hour in real life🤣 Outside, the best man was pacing, calling every 10 minutes: Bro, has she finished Kojo whispered back, She said ‘one minute 45 minutes ago😂😂😂🤣 Back at the church, people started whispering: Maybe she changed her mind No oh, maybe she lost her shoe Or the makeup artist is still contouring her ancestors😂😂😂😂. Finally, Akosua appeared at the door like a queen stepping out of a music video. Kojo, half-dead from panic, smiled and said, Let’s go before you remember you need to fix your necklace too😂😂 They arrived at church almost 2 hours late. But when Akosua walked in, the whole church gasped in awe.😂😂 Someone in the crowd said, Ah well, beauty takes time. But next time, marry her in her sleep. That's when she won't delay🤣 In Ghana, when a woman says One minute please, just sit down, drink some sobolo, and wait like you're queuing at DVLA🤣🤣🤣

The Unwanted thef 🤣😂🤣😂 It was a cool night in Kampala, and Ronnie was deep asleep with his wife, Shamim. The fan was spinning slowly, the mosquitoes were unusually quiet, and everything seemed peaceful… until the unexpected visitor arrived. Suddenly, Ronnie’s eyes shot open. He saw a muscular man with a mohawk, tattoos, and serious Rambo energy kneeling at the TV with a gun in one hand and his other hand busy disconnecting wires.🤣😂 Ronnie whispered nervously, Honey, are you seeing what I’m seeing🤣🤣 Shamim turned her head slowly, looked at the terrifying thief, then turned back and mumbled😂🤣😂😂😂: Tchuuuup, sleep bae. It’s a nightmare Ronnie blinked twice. Nightmare, But the TV is sweating The thief paused, looked at them, and smiled like someone about to change a channel forever. Ronnie wanted to scream, but remembered he was shirtless and helpless. Shamim, still half-asleep, hugged Ronnie and said, Just close your eyes, if we don’t move, maybe he’ll think we’re mannequins The thief casually disconnected the TV, even packed the remote and power cable. He took Ronnie’s new boxers from the chair (ehh!) and walked out slowly like he owned the house. Ronnie whispered, “Shamim, he took my boxers Shamim replied, “Better your boxers than your life The next morning, neighbors gathered.😂😂🤣😍 Mama Tendo asked,Why didn’t you shout Ronnie replied, If you saw that man’s muscles, you would give him your WiFi password without asking From that day, Ronnie installed CCTV, 3 padlocks, 2 dogs, and started sleeping in jeans and running shoes. In Uganda, if a thief looks like a gym instructor, just pretend you’re dreaming. Even the TV will understand🤣🤣😂

Today is my 39 birthday No husband no kid 😭 i break my cake by myself 💔 💔

Hot Cash (Willy Willy): Nigeria's first most popular horror movie Back in the 80s and early 90s, Willy willy was Nigeria's most popular scary/horror movie. The scary tone always leaves huge goosebumps around one's neck. The name of this Horror series was Hot Cash (not Willy Willy). Willy (William) was the name of the boy servant who was killed by his master for a money-making ritual on the urging of his cantankerous wife (Nchelem). The Series was featured and shot by NTA Port Harcourt in the good old days.

Look at this carved sculpture 🤔🤔 Morning good people