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A COLD WAR
I entered a keke, and a woman and her 7 year old son were sitting beside me in the keke. It was raining and all the twilight girls (prost!tutes) were standing by the roadside.

The boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?

His Mother replied; “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work."

The keke driver turned around and said;
“Why don’t you tell him the truth?.
Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money. Said the keke driver”

The boy’s eyes got wide and asked; “Mummy
is that true?”
His mother, glaring hard at the keke driver replied; “Yes.!!”
After a few minutes, the boy asked; “Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?"

She replied; “Most of them become keke
drivers.🙆🏽‍♂🙆🏽‍♂🙆🏽‍♂

Up till now, combined road safety officers and passengers are still trying hard to see if they can separate the f!ght between the woman and the driver.

Me, I quickly used the opportunity to come down and leave without paying

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Alleged Money Laundering: I am dying of cancer, allow me to come back home – Diezani Begs Tinubu

The embattled former petroleum minister during the regime of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, who ran to the UK for the fear of the EFCC Diezani Alison Maduekwe has now beged Nigerian government for linency.

Mrs Diezani, who is reportedly suffering the second stage of her cancer, has beg president Bola Ahmed Tinubu to allow her to come back to Nigeria to confess to her misappropriation while in office.

Mrs Diezani was answering questions from the press in London after a medical visit.

The former Petroleum minister, who was accused of stealing Nigeria’s money, amounting to billions of dollars, revealed that she is now ready to open up about the money she allegedly misappropriated while I’m office as the minister of Petroleum.

“I am a born again Christian and currently suffering from second stage cancer, which my United Kingdom’s physiciaadviseded me to continue taking medication for the rest of my life.

” Yes, no human is perfect, but some time, God Almighty allows some of such to happen.
” I have been accused of misappropriation when I was the petroleum minister, which is true! but I would like President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Nigerians to forgive me to come back home and offer my contribution because life is temporal, Diezani said in tears.

“My husband and my entire family members including My Nigeria lawyer based in the United Kingdom knew my relationship with Dauda Lawal Dare, the current Zamfara State governor whow I entrusted over 9 billion dollars for safe keeping while he was the Executive Director of the First Bank Nigeria PLC .

“Unfortunately, it has now come to a point that Mr Dauda Lawal is no longer picking my phone calls and even worked in Collaboration with UK police to put me under Surveillance may be to claim the Money I entrusted to him when I die.

“Mr. President Sir, I am ready with your intervention to come back to Nigeria to explain with written evidence signed by my lawyer to return back to Nigeria, the funds I have misapprioprated,Diezani beg President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

” Nigeria is my country, my home, and there is no place like home.

” As I am talking to you, Dauda Lawal has blacklisted both my phones and those of my lawyers, simply because he is a state governor enjoying immunity.” Diezani cried out.

Credit: Ayekooto Akindele

Don't trust too much

1. Men are only loved based on what they provide.
A man without money, status, or value is invisible to society—even to his own family.

2. Men don’t get sympathy, only expectations.
A struggling man is mocked, not helped. The world doesn’t care about his pain—only his productivity.

3. If a man fails, he is on his own.
No safety net, no pity. A failed man is seen as useless, even by those who once praised him.

4. Men are only as good as their last achievement.
Your past success means nothing if you can’t maintain it. The moment you fall, you become irrelevant.

5. Nobody teaches men how to deal with emotions.
Society says “Be a man,” but never explains how to handle pain, stress, or heartbreak.

6. Men are judged by results, not effort.
Nobody cares how hard you try—if you don’t succeed, you’re just making excuses.

7. Men must build themselves from scratch.
No handouts, no shortcuts. A man must create his own value or be ignored.

8. Men’s problems are seen as complaints.
If a man speaks about his struggles, he’s called weak. If he stays silent, he suffers alone.

9. Men are replaceable.
In relationships, jobs, and even families—if a man can’t provide, he’s discarded like an old tool.

10. A man’s worth is always conditional.
No matter how much he loves, gives, or sacrifices, his value is always tied to what he can do.

This is the brutal reality. A man must level up, stay strong, and never expect handouts. Because in the end… Nobody is coming to save you.

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