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1. Soup wey sweet na better person cook am no be money i beg. Some girls fit use 20k cook soup u go prefer to drink garry sleep.

2. But you don’t have money and someone is trying to help you take care of your girlfriend and you’re still complaining eh bros?

3. Brother Abeg Hustle ooh, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not draft

4. I thought I was bad in biology until a friend told me that aquatic animals are animals from akwa-ibom... Issoryt

5. Not all girls want your money, some only want love, attention and your money

6. One motivational speaker committed suicide yesterday. He left a note for the upcoming ones. In quote, "if I can do it, you too can do it", I still don't understand what hes trying to say

7. She saved my number as "Hmm" on her phone and she said it means "He's My Man"
Then I saved hers with "Mtcheww" and she asked me what it means and I say it means "Mehn this chick has everything we wanted"

8. When you want to be serious, you meet a cheat/unserious person .
When You want to cheat, you meet a serious person .

This life no balance
We move 🚶🏾‍♂️ 🚶🏾‍♂️

9. Baby I will die for you, says a guy that puts medicine inside eba

10. If you're not that fine and you like a fine Nigerian lady on social media, do not start your conversation with "Hi" I repeat don't start with "Hi"
She won't reply you. Just tart with,"Do you use First bank? And watch the miracle happen

11. Wife dey Maintain Shape to Keep Husband, Husband Leave am Go Marry 0robo

12. On Judgment Day About 29,000 Angels Will Be Kept aside As Bouncers to Separate Fight Between White Men and Yahoo Boy's

13. In Nigeria We Don't Need CCTV Camera at Home, Our Neighbors Are Enough

14. Breaking News...
My patient dog just developed ulcer
Motivational speakers should avoid me from today

Kperogi Tenders Public Apology To Former First Lady Aisha Buhari Over His Facebook Post.

Prominent Nigerian academician and columnist, Farooq Kperogi, has tendered an unreserved apology to former First Lady Mrs. Aisha Buhari over a controversial Facebook post he made on July 16, which he now admits caused her significant distress.

The post, titled “Aisha Buhari, Divorce, and Forgiveness Claim,” generated widespread reactions after it suggested a strain in the late President Muhammadu Buhari’s marriage to Aisha Buhari—a claim Kperogi now concedes should never have been made public.

In a remorseful statement, Kperogi described the post as “one of the worst and cruelest lapses of judgment” in his life, admitting it has brought him “unfathomable personal anguish” in recent days.

“Although I absolutely should have foreseen it, I honestly didn’t anticipate the profoundly painful consequences my update would have on Mrs. Aisha Buhari and people closest to her,” he wrote.

While Kperogi maintained that his source for the information remains credible, he accepted full responsibility for making it public, admitting that “not every well-sourced information is for public consumption.”

The former Special Adviser to the First Lady on Public Affairs, Alhaji Sani Zorro, reportedly reached out to Kperogi to question the accuracy of the claims and to affirm on Mrs. Buhari’s behalf that her marriage remained intact until President Buhari’s death.

“I will not contest the particulars and veracity of the information with Alhaji Sani,” Kperogi said. “After all, as the late MKO Abiola memorably said, no one can give you a haircut in your absence.”

He emphasized that Mrs. Buhari reserves the sole right to define and speak to the status of her marriage. “Her truth should be respected as supreme,” he added.

While noting that he had no malicious intent or external influence, Kperogi said he now recognizes that the impact of his disclosure far outweighed its factual basis.

“To Mrs. Aisha Buhari, I offer my heartfelt and unreserved apology for the needless and deeply regrettable hurt I have caused. I am truly sorry,” he concluded.

DAY 5: THE LAST DAY! THE GREAT DAY.
THE GOD OF WONDERS IS HERE!
THE GOD OF ANSWERS HAS RUSHED IN!
THE GOD OF GLORY HAS TAKEN OVER!
THERE WILL BE A PERFECTION OF YOUR EVIDENCE.
CONNECT LIVE:

GOD OF WONDERS, GOD OF ANSWERS, GOD OF GLORY. (Grand finale)

I am as a wonder unto many; but Thouart my strong refuge. (Psalm.71:7)

Tomorrow on NSPPD FIRE ALTAR at 7am Nigerian time we gather for the outpouring of glory. The God of Wonders will perfect all that concerns you.

EXPECT ●••
●•Operation Let The Glory Fall
●•Operation Move Forward
●•Operation Congratulations
●•Operation Fallow Grounds Be Broken
●•Operation Divine Turnaround
●•Operation The Rise Of Giants
●•Operation Ephphatha
●•Operation It is Finished
●•Operation I Have My Evidence
●•Operation Goodnews On Every Side
●•Glory-Friday Impartation Service

Bring Your Mantle for Impartation Friday Service
Invite at least 3 new persons to join you LIVE
Watch LIVE please, atmospheres aren't easily recreated.

WHAT GOD CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST.

Declare With Me: THE GOD OF WONDERS, ANSWERS AND GLORY HAS TAKEN OVER!

#NSPPD
#7amfireprayers

HE SHOWED UP FOR THAT WOMAN BOUND BY THE DEVIL FOR 18YEARS.
HE SHOWED UP AT THE ATLANTA CONFERENCE ON SATURDAY.
HE HAS A TRACK RECORD OF SHOWING UP!
HE WILL SHOW UP FOR YOU THIS WEEK!

5DAYS OF AND THE MOST HIGH SHOWED UP!

And when Jesus saw her, He called her to Him and said unto her, “Woman, thou art loosed from thine infirmity. And He laid His hands on her, and immediately she was made straight, and glorified God.”(Luke.13:12-13)

Tomorrow on NSPPD FIRE ALTAR at 7am Nigerian time, just as Jesus showed up and delivered this woman from 18years of suffering, every longstanding negativity is about to bow!

EXPECT ~◇
◇~7 Different Impartations
◇~Operation Congratulations
◇~Operation Earlier Than Expected
◇~Operation No More Monitoring Eyes
◇~Operation My Father's House Must Be Saved
◇~Operation There Will Be A Manifestation
◇~Operation No More Dryness
◇~Operation The Lord Has Made A Name For Himself
◇~Special Prayers For Your Father's House
◇~Special Prayers For Marital Settlement
◇~Special Prayers For Supernatural Conception

Covenant Day of Fasting on Monday and Tuesday Returns!!
Bring Your Mantle For Impartation
Invite at least 3 new persons to join you LIVE
Watch LIVE please, atmospheres aren't easily recreated.

WHAT GOD CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST.

Declare With Me: AND THE MOST HIGH SHOWED UP!!

#NSPPD
#7amfireprayers

HE SHOWED UP FOR THAT WOMAN BOUND BY THE DEVIL FOR 18YEARS.
HE SHOWED UP AT THE ATLANTA CONFERENCE ON SATURDAY.
HE HAS A TRACK RECORD OF SHOWING UP!
HE WILL SHOW UP FOR YOU THIS WEEK!

5DAYS OF AND THE MOST HIGH SHOWED UP!

And when Jesus saw her, He called her to Him and said unto her, “Woman, thou art loosed from thine infirmity. And He laid His hands on her, and immediately she was made straight, and glorified God.”(Luke.13:12-13)

Tomorrow on NSPPD FIRE ALTAR at 7am Nigerian time, just as Jesus showed up and delivered this woman from 18years of suffering, every longstanding negativity is about to bow!

EXPECT ~◇
◇~7 Different Impartations
◇~Operation Congratulations
◇~Operation Earlier Than Expected
◇~Operation No More Monitoring Eyes
◇~Operation My Father's House Must Be Saved
◇~Operation There Will Be A Manifestation
◇~Operation No More Dryness
◇~Operation The Lord Has Made A Name For Himself
◇~Special Prayers For Your Father's House
◇~Special Prayers For Marital Settlement
◇~Special Prayers For Supernatural Conception

Covenant Day of Fasting on Monday and Tuesday Returns!!
Bring Your Mantle For Impartation
Invite at least 3 new persons to join you LIVE
Watch LIVE please, atmospheres aren't easily recreated.

WHAT GOD CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST.

Declare With Me: AND THE MOST HIGH SHOWED UP!!

#NSPPD
#7amfireprayers

WE ARE IN A 24-HOUR PRAYER CHAIN TO RESCUE, RESTORE AND REVIVE OUR NATION, NIGERIA - Dr. Pastor Paul Enenche

Giving a prayer charge during the July 2025 Anointing Service at the Glory Dome, Dr. Pastor Paul Enenche spoke on the reason why they initiated a 24-hour prayer chain for the Nation of Nigeria reiterating that Nigeria is one of the greatest Nations on the earth if things are working well.

In his words,  he said, "We are in a 24-hour prayer chain, it is called Operation Rescue, Restore and Revive the Nation. We are rescuing our nation from killers, bandits, terrorists and herdsmen and the prayers are being answered like fire. We're restoring the original glory of our Nation. The kind of glory that made them in the early 80s to honour Nigeria, even in the UK. You come with Naira, they rush it because it was stronger than their currency. Restore the glory of our Nation and revive with fire."

Speaking further, he asked, "How many of you believe in the greatness of Nigeria? Nigeria is one of the greatest Nations on the earth if things are working well. Someone says as they're telling everybody, 'leave our country, go to your country', that in some countries, if all Nigerians leave, there may be collapse in certain sectors. The best paid neurogeon in America few years ago, brain surgeon about a million dollars per annum was a Nigeria man in the State of Connecticut. A Nigerian man from the East"

He went on to introduce Commissioner Festus Akinbusoye, (the first Black British Police and Crime Commissioner, who is a Nigerian) who was worshiping at the Glory Dome and said,  "We have people in the military and paramilitary sectors solving the problems of other nations that can nearly and tidily solve the problems of our Nation if there's a will for something to be done".

Breaking News

Nigerian Court Jails 9 Chinese for Cyberterrorism, Internet Fr@ud in Lagos . They have been in Nigeria for years . They revealed that over 100 of them are in Nigeria working .

They do that and at the end it’s Nigeria’s name that is spoilt .
Ko
Moral lesson : They will be in prison for at least 10 years each .

*SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES+, 20/07/2025*

EFCC probing 18 sitting governors, says Olukoyede

Dangote confirms refinery upgrade to 700,000bpd capacity

Monument of waste: N41bn Akwa Ibom specialist hospital with rotting facilities

Suspect in Ondo varsity students’ murder dies in police custody

Plateau petitions CDS over recurring killings

Police halt planned Obi birthday rally in Kaduna

Junior D’Tigress fail Korea test at U-19 W’Cup

Usyk defeats Dubois to become undisputed world heavyweight champion

Nigeria exports $1.34bn crude oil to US in five months

US tech CEO resigns after viral Coldplay concert embrace with HR officer

Ukraine proposes fresh peace talks with Russia next week

DR Congo, M23 armed group sign ceasefire deal

Police begin probe as hoodlums burgle Ghanaian envoy’s residence


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*DID YOU KNOW?*

* If you were to have your picture taken by the very first camera, you’d need to sit still for 8 hours.

* The fear of vegetables is called lachanophobia.
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Natasha Vows To Resume Plenary Tuesday

Board appointments: Ndume lauds Tinubu, seeks inclusion of South East region

Appeal Court orders reinstatement of retired ACP Idachaba

Awujale: Council for Ifa Religion to sue Ogun govt, monarch’s family over burial rites

Court jails gospel singer, eight others for cybercrime

Court orders UNILAG to reinstate sacked lecturer

EFCC arrests 23 in Abia ‘yahoo academy’

Police condemn officers’ conduct in viral arrest video

FAAC pays out highest monthly allocation of N1.8tr

Nigeria secures $20bn China deal for manufacturing, energy, others

Nigeria’s public debt may hit N160tn by December – Report

FG, states delay 130,000 forest guards’ recruitment amid rising killings

FMBN unveils mortgage for informal sector, diaspora Nigerians

Oluremi Tinubu leads women on condolence visit to Aisha Buhari

Baba Sala’s daughter campaigns against drug abuse at Ibadan poly

PCRC condemns planned protest by retired officers

OPC cautions Asari Dokubo over outbursts against Tinubu

Northern youths query FG over planned Kaduna engagement, demand inclusion

Tambuwal, Abia gov hail Obi at 64

Fashola: It’s unrealistic for local govts to be autonomous

Okpebholo’s threat to Obi violates oath of office – Edun, SAN

First HoldCo shares reach 52-week high after N323bn transaction

ADC blasts Tinubu’s northern ‘too little, too late’ appointments

Edo by-election: Igbinedion, Ikpea win APC primaries

Please, step aside for Obi in 2027, Obidients beg Atiku

Anxiety over Gov Adeleke as Osun senators defect to APC

Constitution review: Uzodimma, Otti differ on new state creation

Okpebholo under fire over Obi threat as police ban supporters rally in Kaduna

Recognise 37 LCDAs, grant state police, Sanwo-Olu tells NASS

Kaduna teachers set for showdown over minimum wage

Delta doctors threaten strike over alleged pay cuts, urge authorities’ intervention

Ondo to revolutionize power sector reform with open access electricity regulation

Enugu State Govt demolishes substandard smart school in Isi-Uzo LGA

Akwa Ibom set to host transformative Tech Week 2025

Edo security squad arrests suspected cult leaders in Benin raid

Plateau Demands Withdrawal Of Soldiers At Flashpoints, Says ‘Police Will Do Better’

Police nab 11 for impregnating Kebbi mentally unstable minor

Police react to viral video of LASU student’s arrest, assures investigation

Enugu traffickers who bought two children N2m nabbed

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*TODAY IN HISTORY*

* On this day in 1969, Apollo 11 landed on the moon. Carrying Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, who would become the first humans to walk on the Moon, the spacecraft safely landed on the Sea of Tranquility on the Moon.

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You are not realistic unless you believe in miracles! – Carlos Santana

Good morning

*Compiled by Hon. Osuji George osujis@yahoo.com +234-8122200446*