Permit me to be blunt!

You must be very daft if you still believe that Buhari died sometime ago, and a "Jubril" replaced him as an impersonator.
Your reasoning is just limited within a box, and you have no knowledge about world geo-politics.

Have you ever sat down to reason how possible it is for an impersonator to be given express access to dine and wine with the world's most important leaders?
Do you have any idea of the level of background check and security profiling you must pass before you meet some of these leaders?; yet, a certain "Jubril" by-passed all of it.

So, a so-called impersonator(Jubril) was able to fool the CIA, GRU, M16, MOSSAD, MSS, R&AW, etc?
He and his co-conspirators were also able to keep it a secret from international news agencies and investigative journalists?

None of the world's top intelligence agencies knew that a certain Jubril was impersonating the president of the most populous black nation on earth; yet somehow, only MNK knew this......una funny!
And don't even start with "they were all paid off to keep quiet".......it makes you sound more ******! How in the world do you pay off everybody in the world to keep quiet?

Ever heard of the "Watergate Scandal?". It took just two amateur investigative journalists to expose some secrets the Nixon presidency had been hiding.......an exposure that bolstered the journalists' careers.

If there was ever a Buhari impersonation secret:
International investigative journalists will feed off that news to make a career for themselves....
International news agencies will fight to be the first to break the news....
International intelligence agencies will surely know about it, and will not give Jubril access to the world's most powerful leaders....
You can't pay them all off!

If you were smart, you wouldn't be buying into, or peddling such shallow-minded conspiracy theory. But you are not smart.....you are daft, very daft!

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Breaking News:“Buhari Could Have Long Been Dead If He Had Chosen Treatment in Nigeria” — Femi Adesina

–Lagos Reporters

Former Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to late President Muhammadu Buhari, Mr. Femi Adesina, has said the former Nigerian leader might not have survived if he had insisted on receiving medical treatment within the country.

Speaking on Channels Television on Monday morning, Adesina defended Buhari’s decision to consistently seek medical care abroad, particularly in London, both before and during his presidency.

“Buhari always had his medical in London, even when he was not in office. So, it's not about the time he was president alone,” Adesina noted.

He stressed that Buhari’s decision to stick with foreign medical treatment was based on survival, not pride or preference.

“You have to be alive first to get certain things corrected in your country. If he had said, 'I will do my medical in Nigeria just as a show-off or something,' he could have long been dead because there may not be the expertise needed in the country,” Adesina said.

The statement has reignited national debate over the state of Nigeria’s healthcare system and the repeated failure of successive governments to invest adequately in local medical infrastructure.

As tributes continue to pour in for the late president, Adesina’s remarks offer a deeper insight into the health struggles Buhari faced behind the scenes and the realities of a broken system he led for eight years.

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*"BUHARI'S DOUBLE"*

“Matters miscellaneous,” as many a fellow commentator has graciously acknowledged, is the platform I patented back in my days at Rutam House for attending to a glut of occurrences in broad strokes and short takes, lest the people who make and the people who consume the news feel neglected.

Here, in all its eclecticism, is the bulletin du jour.

In journalistic reckoning, the case of Buhari’s Double has to be the top item.

Since 2017, so goes the tale reportedly originated by the fugitive leader of the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra (IPOB), Nigeria has been ruled by a Buhari look-alike, Jubril al Sudan, a native of Sudan — or Niger, take your pick. Buhari had died in the UK in 2017, where he was undergoing medical treatment.

Notwithstanding the fact that Queen Elizabeth had sent a message of condolence to the Nigerian government, the entrenched Cabal in Aso Rock had procured a Buhari double in Sudan and pressed him into service as Nigeria’s president.

Despite occasional stumbles and apparent loss of memory, the transition had gone so smoothly that the only tell-tale sign of the infernal switch was a scar on Jubril’s left earlobe that was not a part of Buhari’s profile.

Kanu, or whoever began the tale, and those who have been peddling it, should update their material.

I can report authoritatively that representatives of the Jubril family, having discovered the gigantic swindle, suddenly showed up in Abuja the other day and demanded to be compensated with a power-sharing arrangement at the federal level in perpetuity, plus 50 per cent of Nigeria’s oil revenues for ten years in the first instance. Failing this, they warned, they would tell their story to the whole world.

I can also reveal that the Nigerian authorities have entered into frantic negotiations with Jubril’s family to head off what is sure to earn a double entry in the Guinness Book of Records as the world’s Dirtiest and Worst-kept Secret. The UK authorities are mediating.

Meanwhile, dependable sources tell me that Abuja is close to unravelling the true identity of the fake Jew parading himself on faked foreign soil as Nnamdi Kanu.

(https://thenationonlineng.net/matters-miscellaneous-13/)

• (Published November 27, 2018, under Matters Miscellaneous)

The ‘Jubril from Sudan’ Theory — Madness or a Mirror?

AriseTv sound Journalist, Oseni Rufai takes us back to one of Nigeria’s wildest political stories — the infamous “Jubril from Sudan” theory.

It all kicked off in 2017 when then-President Buhari spent over 90 days in a London hospital. What began as a tweet from British MP Eric Joyce quickly spiraled into a nationwide conspiracy: “Buhari is dead. A body double is running Nigeria.”

Nnamdi Kanu of IPOB seized the moment, pushing the narrative that Buhari had been swapped out for a clone named Jubril from Sudan. This theory took over headlines, social media, and political chatter, prompting Buhari to publicly state in 2018: “It’s the real me, I assure you.”

But beneath all the chaos lies a more profound question: Why did so many people buy into this? Was it merely propaganda or a sign of the shattered trust between Nigerians and their leaders?

Rufai Oseni points out: “These theories don’t just appear out of nowhere—they stem from deep political scars, years of cover-ups, and a system that keeps the public in the dark.”

What’s your take on the Jubril theory? Truth or nonsense? Tag someone who debated this back in the day!

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BREAKING NEWS: Finally Nigeria President B.A Tinubu Names 17-Member Committee For State Burial Of Former President Buhari (Full List) https://phoenix-browser.com/FQcuIjm4dmq

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20 days of Building a Network That Works For You

Day 2: The Power of First Impressions
First impressions matter

You might never get a second chance to change the first impression you create.

First impressions aren’t just about what you say. They start the moment you walk into a room:

How you dress
Your scent
The way you walk
Your gestures
Your eye contact

All these are judged before you even speak.
These small details can be the reason you’re remembered, or forgotten.

This is what I’ve learned:
You don’t need the most expensive clothes, but be intentional about how you dress.
Perfumes are not a luxury; they are a necessity. Your rubbing oil is not your perfume.
Walk with confidence. Head high, shoulders back. Let your presence communicate energy and purpose.

In a world where people are distracted and quick to judge, being intentional about the first impression you create is a career advantage.

Your first impression is your silent pitch in every room you enter.

Be intentional about the first impression you give to people. The good news is that you have control over the kind of impression you create.

*SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES+, 15/07/2025*

FG declares July 15 as public holiday to honour Buhari

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PTDF screens 560 N’West candidates for overseas scholarship

JAMB spends N113.8m supervising UTME in seven countries

Super Falcons star Babajide Rinsola signs for AS Roma

Naira rebounds to four-month high, trades N1,518/$

US Supreme Court allows Trump to resume Education Department dismantling

Mother of jailed Egyptian-UK activist ends 10-month hunger strike

Visa overstay: US threatens Nigerians with deportation, permanent travel ban

China, Ogun GFTZ donate to pupils

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*DID YOU KNOW?*

* An area of Angola called Cabinda is separated from the rest of the country by a small strip of land belonging to the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Cabinda, a major oil-producing region, has been a point of contention and a driver for the separatist movement.

* Kangaroos keep growing until they die. They are the world’s largest marsupial.
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Fuel subsidy removal necessary – Tinubu

Buhari: Tinubu sets up 9-man committee as burial holds today

Tinubu to receive Buhari’s body in Katsina on Tuesday

Presidency: FEC postpones special session in honour of Buhari

National Assembly mourns, suspends plenary till July 22

Akpabio appeals court order recalling suspended Natasha

PIA brought $16bn investment in two years –Deputy Speaker

Natasha fires back at Akpabio over reinstatement challenge

CJN seeks AI adoption in judicial library services

Alleged forgery: Court fixes July 16 for arraignment of 3 Ghanaians, lawyer

EFCC secures conviction of five Internet fraudsters in Kwara

10 Anambra union members arraigned over cyberstalking

EFCC seals Kaduna hotel over money laundering violations

NSCDC deploys 2,807 operatives ahead of Buhari’s burial

FG banks on investors for N2.3tn infrastructure drive

NYSC to deploy more ICT tools, train officers amid rising cyber threats — DG

FCT area council workers suspend strike over Wike’s intervention

Ogun varsity students resort to self-help over robbery attacks

Anglican Church reaffirms rejection of LGBTQ practice

Adoke’s memoir desperate cover-up of Malabu scandal – HEDA

Metering gap persists amid 187,000 Q1 installations

40% of bonded terminals lack basic facilities – Operators

Rainoil unveils 10 new fuel stations

NMDPRA attracted $1.2bn into modular refineries — DAPPMAN

Geregu posts N20.18bn H1 profit

UBA marks 10th anniversary of partnership with VERiCASH

Corruption behind inflated petrol consumption figures – Dangote

Elected Lagos chairmen get certificates of return Wednesday

Youth Party, LP reject Lagos LG poll

2027: Adeleke attacks Aregbesola over plan to oust gov

ADC, opposition coalition vow to take over Kaduna

Don’t probe Obaseki, Wike advises Okpebholo

Okpebholo cancels New Edo Line’s inauguration to honour Buhari

Buhari’s legacies won’t be forgotten – Niger gov

Aiyedatiwa warns 16 new commissioners against undue favour

Katsina communuty negotiating with bandits – Commissioner

Ogun lawmaker hails Osoba at 86

Lagos developing blue economy policy to drive growth — SSG

Kano promises December delivery of roads, flyovers

Nasarawa adopts FG’s health investment initiative

Ogun workers begin strike over N82bn pension deductions

Kano boosts rural power with 500 transformers

Kano police calm fears over scholar’s sermon

Three Abia kidnap victims rescued, N2m ransom recovered

4 dead as 3-storey building collapses in Kano

Police inspector, three CJTF members killed in Zamfara

Sokoto students build electric-powered car

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*TODAY IN HISTORY*

* On this day in 1799, the Rosetta Stone was found. The ancient Egyptian rock inscribed with a decree by King Ptolemy V was found in the Egyptian port city of Rashid (Rosetta) by French Captain Pierre Bouchard.

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Many leaders as you see them.
Na different disguise them dey go.
Animal in human skiin.
Animal dey putu tie oo
Animal dey wear agbada
Animal dey putu suit oh.

Fela Anikulapo-Kuti

Good morning


*Compiled by Hon. Osuji George osujis@yahoo.com +234-8122200446*