"15years of slâpping Ade" - Comedian Doctor Craze celebrates 15years of making skit! I'd like to celebrate Papa Ade, a pioneer in creating short skits in Nigeria. Notably, he was producing hilarious content within the 15-second video limit on Instagram during its early days. His ability to evoke laughter in such a short time frame is truly commendable, and I'd like to personally celebrate his contributions. Lesson: If you like give up, na you sabi😹🤦‍♂️

Historic Reconciliation: Chief Bashir Gegu Brokers Peace Between Abdul Blinks and Abdul Drab In a landmark move, Chief Bashir Gegu has successfully mediated a long-standing feud between musicians Abdul Blinks and Abdul Drab. The two artists had been embroiled in a bitter dispute, with both parties exchanging heated words and accusations. However, thanks to Chief Bashir Gegu's tireless efforts, the two musicians have finally put their differences aside and made amends. The reconciliation was formalized at a private meeting, where Abdul Blinks and Abdul Drab shook hands and agreed to move forward in a spirit of mutual respect and understanding before it was made public. Chief Gegu's intervention marks a significant turning point in the careers of both Abdul Blinks and Abdul Drab. With their differences now behind them, the two musicians are free to focus on their craft, potentially leading to new collaborations and innovative music. The reconciliation is also seen as a positive development for the Egbura music industry as a whole, demonstrating that even the most deep-seated disputes can be resolved through dialogue and mediation. Abdul Blinks and Abdul Drab have both expressed their gratitude to Chief Gegu for his role in brokering the peace. In a statement from Abdul Blinks's verified Facebook account, he praised Chief Bashir Gegu's wisdom, patience, and dedication to finding a resolution as well as the Girinya youths e.t.c. With the misunderstanding between Abdul Blinks and Abdul Drab now settled, fans can look forward to new music and collaborations from these two talented artists.

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Portable Zazzu and James Brown's Social Media Feud Escalates A fresh round of drama has erupted between Nigerian music artist Portable Zazzu and crossdresser James Brown. The controversy began when Portable Zazzu shared a series of videos on social media, calling out James Brown for allegedly living a fake life. Portable Zazzu claimed that despite James Brown's boasts about his lifestyle, he doesn't own a car or a house in Lekki. He further alleged that James Brown rents a one-room apartment in Lekki and was recently evicted by his landlord. Portable Zazzu advised James Brown to seek help from his senior colleague, Bobrisky, and to stop pretending to be someone he's not. The musician also implied that James Brown was influenced by Bobrisky's lifestyle. The feud between Portable Zazzu and James Brown has been ongoing, with both personalities exchanging heated words on social media.

7 THINGS THAT CAN MAKE YOU BROKE FASTER THAN VILLAGE PEOPLE 😂😂 Forget jazz, forget enemies from the village—some of you are going broke at lightning speed, and it’s not because of witchcraft. Your own lifestyle is the real problem! If you're always wondering "Who is eating my money?"—relax, Oga. The answer is you. BRUTAL THREAD: 1. CHASING EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE You think you're James Bond, moving from one fine girl to another, sponsoring their hair, nails, and data? Brother, you are your own Yahoo boy. 🤣 One babe says “I need urgent 2K”—you send. Another one says “My rent is due”—you pay. Next thing, your account balance is calling for GoFundMe. Meanwhile, the same girls are in group chats laughing at you: “This guy dey try sha.” Solution: Stop being an ATM with no PIN code. Focus on one woman or yourself first. 2. LIVING LIKE A BIG BOY WHEN YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE IS SHOUTING HELP Your salary is 50K, but you're in clubs ordering Hennessy like Davido. You don’t even have a car, but you're buying drinks for strangers—WHO SENT YOU? 😭 Rich men are saving, you are spraying money. Dangote is investing, you are doing “Odogwu” at the bar. Elon Musk is buying companies, you are buying bottles for slay queens who don’t know your surname. When the landlord comes for rent, you’ll start saying “Boss, abeg, things hard.” Solution: Cut down on fake luxury. Even Jeff Bezos wears simple T-shirts. Be wise. 3. SENDING MONEY TO FAMILY LIKE CBN Your uncle calls: “We need money for burial.” Your aunt calls: “No food in the house.” Your younger brother: “School fees.” Now your account is empty, but when you need help? Nobody picks your call. Oga, you are not the Minister of Finance. Even government doesn’t share free money like you do! Solution: Learn to say NO sometimes! Help when you can, but don’t let family turn you into their personal budget. 4. ALWAYS BUYING THE LATEST PHONE TO IMPRESS WHO? Last month, you were using iPhone 12. This month, you saw iPhone 15 Pro Max and sold your kidney to buy it. Next month, iPhone 16 Ultra Mega Max will drop—what will you sell next? Your destiny? 😭 Meanwhile, the person you’re trying to impress is using Tecno Pop 5 and doesn’t care. Solution: If your current phone is working, rest. Your future is more important than “Dynamic Island.” 5. FALLING FOR EVERY FAKE INVESTMENT SCHEME They told you "Invest 50K, get 500K in 2 days." You ran like Bolt, deposited your money. Now, they’ve blocked you, and you’re writing epistles on Facebook: “Dear Nigerians, beware of fraudsters!” 🤣 Oga, they didn’t scam you, you scammed yourself! Any investment that sounds like magic money is a Ponzi scheme in disguise. Solution: If you don’t understand the business, don’t put your money there. Learn to invest wisely! 6. GOING BROKE JUST TO IMPRESS SOCIAL MEDIA Your house rent is due, but you're buying designer shoes to take pictures for Instagram. Who told you “likes and comments” can pay rent? You posted “Soft life only.” But in real life, you’re trekking and borrowing money for food. If your phone falls, you’ll cry because you can’t afford to fix it. 😭 Solution: Stop forming fake rich life. Invest first, flex later. 7. BEING TOO LAZY TO MAKE MORE MONEY You sit at home, scrolling Facebook from morning till night, complaining: “No job, Nigeria is hard.” Meanwhile, opportunities are passing you by! Are you expecting an angel to drop money from the sky? People are making money online—you are watching TikTok videos all day. People are learning skills—you are arguing about football. People are opening businesses—you are waiting for your rich uncle to die so you can inherit land. 🤣 Solution: Get up and hustle! Even the Bible says “A lazy man shall not eat.” BOTTOM LINE: If you're always broke, stop blaming village people. Your habits are the real witchcraft! Live within your means. Invest before you flex. Stop impressing people who don’t care. Make smart financial decisions. If this post hit you hard, don’t cry. Just change your ways! 😂😂😂 Follow Abasiodu Ekpenyong for more brutal truths that will save your life!

IMPORTANT SECURITY WARNING TO ALL IGBO-SPEAKING PEOPLE LIVING IN THE NORTH (Especially Kano, Kaduna, Katsina, Sokoto, and other core Northern states) Information reaching us now indicates a dangerous and disturbing plot by some elements within the Hausa-Fulani community, who are reportedly planning violent attacks against Igbo and other Southern residents in the North, specifically in retaliation for the recent unfortunate incident that occurred in Edo State. The intelligence gathered suggests that some of these groups have vowed to "make southerners in the North pay" for what happened in the South, regardless of whether those targeted had anything to do with the event. They are already spreading hate messages, fueling anger, and waiting to carry out coordinated attacks — possibly starting after they break their fast tonight. We advise all Igbo-speaking people and other southerners living in these areas to: Do not sleep with your eyes closed tonight. Stay alert. Avoid isolated places and reduce unnecessary movements, especially at night. Relocate temporarily to areas with a higher concentration of southerners where you can watch each other’s back and defend yourselves if the need arises. If possible, consider returning to the South until tempers calm down and the situation is verified to be safe. Do not engage in unnecessary arguments or social media banter with hostile groups at this time — stay under the radar. Parents, recall your children from schools if those schools are located in volatile areas. Monitor local security reports and announcements closely. We cannot overemphasize this: A word is enough for the wise. The same people who are threatening violence are reportedly moving arms towards southern territories and also preparing for possible attacks in Benin Kingdom and across Igbo territories. This is not a time to be careless or stubborn. Safety first. Please share this message widely to every Igbo person and southerner you know in the North. It could save lives.

In The News: Rivers Sole Administrator Appoints SSG As Head Of Service Resigns The Sole Administrator of Rivers State, Vice Admiral Ibok-Ete Ibas (rtd), has appointed Prof. Ibibia Worika, a legal expert and administrator, as the new Secretary to the State Government. In a statement, the Sole Administrator said the appointment, which takes immediate effect, followed a rigorous selection process in which Worika’s extensive experience, academic credentials, and policy expertise stood out. In a related development, the ex-naval chief appointed Iyingi Brown as the Permanent Secretary for Welfare in the Office of the Head of Service to act as the Head of Service pending a substantive appointment. The appointment followed the resignation of the substantive Head of Service, George Nwaeke. In a statement, the government expressed gratitude for Nwaeke’s contributions during his tenure and wished him success in his future endeavors. While congratulating Brown on her new role, the administrator reaffirmed his commitment to maintaining peace and stability in Rivers State. The statement further said Worika’s distinguished career spanned academia, international legal practice, and high-level policy advisory roles, making him well-suited to support the administrator in achieving the mandate set by President Bola Tinubu for the state. “Professor Worika’s wealth of experience in legal scholarship, public policy, and governance will be instrumental in driving the administration’s agenda. His appointment underscores our dedication to excellence in public service,” the statement read. The Sole Administrator emphasized his commitment to utiliing the rich human capital of Rivers State to foster peace, stability, and security. Hailing from Okrika in Rivers State, Professor Worika is a globally recognized scholar, legal expert, and administrator with a strong background in environmental and petroleum law. He holds a Ph.D. in International Environmental and Comparative Petroleum Law & Policy

How To Know If Your Woman Is Satisfied After Nragbu. 1). If she doesn't stand up immediately to go and pee or wash off, you did a good job. 2). When she finally gets herself and goes to wash off, watch her steps when she's returning back to bed. If she's wobbly or can't stand straight, you deserve an award. 3). If your back looks like what a wild cat scratched with its paws, you did a wonderful job. Now, go and treat your injuries. 4). If she stares at the ceiling for five minutes without saying anything after you both are done. 5). If she lies on your chest and starts stroking your hairs or your beards. 6). If she sleeps off when doing number 5. 7). If after waking up, she goes into the kitchen to prepare a tasking meal like onugbu soup. 8). If you feel her pelvic contracting at intervals during nragbu. 9). Don't pay attention to her announcing she's coming (she could be faking it). Rather, pay attention to the way she says it. Any woman who is about to come, says it up to three - five times, accompanied by a very shrilly scream, followed by silence. 10). They don't do this often, but if you can see tears in her eyes duduke, come and take my crown as the nragbu master.

Never underestimate the power of social media! In just 24 hours, Albert Ofosu Nketia from Ghana 🇬🇭 has been found and blessed after his viral video took the internet by storm. The young Ghanaian who became an internet sensation when he cried after his mom gave him plantain instead of yam—only to start laughing when his grandmother sang to him. The video quickly became a meme goldmine, for every content creators and comedians across Africa and beyond. Fast forward, over 2 million naira ($2,500) has been contributed for him, with more donations still coming in—all within a day! When it’s your time, even people who never knew you will come to bless you. ❤️

Ghana’s meme star Albert Nketia battles illness, Family calls for support Albert Ofosu Nketia, the young boy whose iconic crying-to-laughing video took social media by storm, is in need of urgent help. A recent visit by blogger Nana Baffuor revealed that Albert, now grown, is battling health issues and requires financial support for treatment. Once a viral sensation with over 398M TikTok views, Albert became a global meme, but life has taken a difficult turn for him and his grandmother. Nana Baffuor is now calling on Ghanaians, especially those who have used his videos, to contribute towards his medical care.

🚨❗️Breaking News Italian club Napoli has offered Ademola Lookman a salary of 190 million Naira per week to join their team! 🇳🇬🦅 After noticing FC Barcelona’s interest in Lookman, Serie A powerhouse Napoli SSC is making a strong push to sign the Nigerian star and bring him to the Diego Armando Maradona Stadium. Italian media reports indicate that the former Serie A champions are prepared to offer the 2024 CAF Player of the Year a lucrative deal worth 190 million Naira per week. Atalanta have set a transfer fee of 90 billion Naira for the 27-year-old Nigerian sensation. A Nigerian star is the center of attention! 🤌🏾 Show some love for our boy ❤️❤️🇳🇬🇳🇬