Emmanuel visited his friend Samuel . Samuel called his wife and asked her to serve them drinks. When the wife was done with the serving, she sat down right opposite Emmanuel with her legs open. Emmanuel could not control himself so he enjoyed the view. when Samuel went inside the house, Samuel's wife asked Emmanuel,”do you like what you saw”? Emmanuel said YES. Samuel's wife said ,”you can have it, but it will only cøst you N15,000 and Emmanuel agreed so they fixed a time, 12pm the next day when the husband Samuel, will be at work. So the next day, Emmanuel came over at the exact time and they enjoyed themselves then he paid her. When Samuel came back, this was what transpired between them: Samuel: Honey was Emmanuel here today? Wife: [AFRÃID] yes Samuel: At 12pm right ? Wife: [AFRÃID ] yes Samuel: OHH, Emmanuel my good friend, always keeping time … Wife: Honey, why do you ask? Samuel: He came over to my office this morning and borrøwed N15,000 from me promising to bring it back to you in the house by 12pm,so did he bring it ? 🤣🤣🤣 describe Emmanuel in one sentence @everyone

"No Title Is Worth Losing Your Dignity" – Police PRO Reacts To Natasha Akide Adopting 2Face's Surname. ‘’A man who easily replaces a woman will do it again. How he treats women is reflection of his character... My fellow gender, no title is worth losing your dignity over. If he left her for you, don’t celebrate just yet your turn may come. Protect your…” - The Federal Capital Territory (FCT) police Public Relations Officer (PRO), SP Josephine Adeh, has issued a strong message urging women to protect their dignity, following Natasha Osawaru’s decision to adopt the surname of Nigerian singer 2Face Idibia #viralpost2025シ #ttendingreels #viralpost2025 #viralreelsシ #fypviralシ #viralreelsfb #viralreelsfacebook #reelstrending #followersreels #trendingreels #trendingnow

Sometime it feels like happiness comes with a price ,and thus we cannot be happy unless the price is been paid,but the honest truth is that we own our happiness and it depends on no body,we do not have to pay a damn for our own happiness.so in any circumstances we find ourselves lets all tell ourself Well-done,we have done great for overcoming by being happy.

‭Psalms 37:1-4 NIV‬ [1] Do not fret because of those who are evil or be envious of those who do wrong; [2] for like the grass they will soon wither, like green plants they will soon die away. [3] Trust in the Lord and do good; dwell in the land and enjoy safe pasture. [4] Take delight in the Lord, and he will give you the desires of your heart.

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“We arrested the bandits, and they confessed to killing people and possessing weapons. They had contacts in Abuja who assured them they would be released even before being taken to court. However, we received news yesterday that they were granted bail.” - Governor Dauda Lawal expressed frustration at the Zamfara State High Court of Justice

Press TV: Al Mayadeen English (Twitter) According to Israeli newspaper Ynet, former Shin Bet chief Yoram Cohen revealed on Monday that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu once requested that he revoke Naftali Bennett’s security clearance in order to block him from joining the Security Cabinet. Cohen, who served as Shin Bet head from 2011 to 2016 after being appointed by Netanyahu, said the prime minister claimed to have received information casting doubt on Bennett’s loyalty. This alleged concern was tied to Bennett’s past removal from the elite Sayeret Matkal special forces unit during his military service. According to Cohen, Netanyahu did not ask him to verify the allegations. “He asked me to bar him [Bennett] from participating in the Cabinet, as though he lacked security clearance,” Cohen said. “I asked him if he was serious. I questioned how something from 30 years ago could be relevant and told him I would do no such thing.” Sarah Wilkinson (Twitter) RT @Pal_action: BREAKING: Palestine Action target the Glenrothes office of Scottish Enterprise. The government body funds Israeli weaponry manufacturers through public funds. Overnight, five of their offices in Scotland and London were hit. Sarah Wilkinson (Twitter) The aftermath of the israeli bombing of the journalists’ tent at Nasser Hospital in Khan Younis in southern Gaza, which killed 2 & left 7 critical Hawra Naqvi: https://x.com/HawraNaqvi/status/1909297445881708942?t=ovvF0ec3M39OH92uegtqHw&s=19 In #Gaza, Schools turn to wards, Wards to graves. Birds fall, Humans rise — And the world just watches With quiet eyes 🍂 #ترند_نسل_کشی Press TV: Sarah Wilkinson (Twitter) Millions around the world marched today in denunciation of the ongoing israeli genocide, joining a whole day of ‘global strike’ for Gaza’s people ‌Al Mayadeen English (Twitter) One of the activists, Ghada al-Shaarani, revealed details of the abuses, including beatings, particularly targeting women and directed at the head, as well as death threats. #Syria en.mdn.tv/8Ojf

Peter Pyke: Before we get too carried away by the Western-generated (Israel) narratives that Imamoglu is a credible and "popular" Presidential challenge to Erdogan - perhaps we should dig a little deeper. Not only do the corruption charges extend to 80 of the municipality workers... there has been controversy over Imamoglu's University qualifications which, if proven, would disqualify him from running as President LOL. "Arab Spring" was always a CIA/MI6/Mossad operation. Who benefits from destabilising Turkey right now? How many foreign Takfiri elements are inside Turkey as a result of the regime change war against Syria since 2011? Millions. Who are actually on the streets? Who is funding Imamoglu and the protests? These are all questions I would be asking before drawing conclusions.. A founding partner of a private-run university in the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus (TRNC) testified in a case against Istanbul Mayor Ekrem Imamoğlu in a notorious “fake diploma” investigation against the mayor. Press TV: ‌Al Mayadeen English (Twitter) The #tariffs imposed by #Trump send a jolt through the spine of the global economy, as investors try to balance between covering their losses using #gold and protecting themselves from further instability. en.mdn.tv/8OkN ‌Al Mayadeen English (Twitter) Despite an intense #US military campaign, the #Yemeni Armed Forces continue to strike Israeli targets and US warships, proving the limited effect of the US aggression on the country's capabilities. #Yemen en.mdn.tv/8Okf Al Mayadeen English (Twitter) The Lebanese Ministry of Health reported that two Syrian nationals were killed and two Lebanese citizens were injured in two Israeli airstrikes targeting South #Lebanon. One of the airstrikes targeted the Kfar Kila–Khiam road near al-Dardara, while the other hit the town of al-Taybeh in South Lebanon. ‌Al Mayadeen English (Twitter) #BernieSanders has denounced #DonaldTrump's influence in transforming the #US into a "pseudo-democracy" with billionaires like #ElonMusk shaping the system. en.mdn.tv/8OkP ‌Al Mayadeen English (Twitter) From empowering conspiracy theorists to making unpredictable decisions, #DonaldTrump administration's "true face" is becoming clearer by the day. #US en.mdn.tv/8Ojv Megatron (Twitter) BREAKING: 🇺🇲🇮🇱 Trump canceled a press conference with Benjamin Netanyahu today. Al Mayadeen English (Twitter) The White House said that a previously scheduled press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu set to take place today was canceled. The conference was expected to focus primarily on tariffs imposed by #US President #DonaldTrump. No reason was provided as to why the press conference has been canceled. However, Trump and Netanyahu will still take questions in the Oval Office from a smaller group of reporters during their bilateral meeting at 2 pm today, according to the White House. Khamenei Media (Twitter) Unprecedented in history In the history we’ve witnessed or read about, we cannot recall a case where around 20,000 children were martyred in a military conflict in less than two years! Imam Khamenei March 31, 2025 #Gaza #Palestine Al Mayadeen English (Twitter) The Yemeni Armed Forces spokesperson Brigadier General Yahya Saree announced that the YAF's UAV unit carried out an attack on an Israeli site in the occupied city of Yafa. The YAF also carried out a missile and drone attack on enemy naval vessels in the #RedSea responsible for the aggression against #Yemen, the spokesperson added. This comes as the #US continues to attack Yemen, killing and injuring civilians and destroying civilian infrastructure. Sarah Wilkinson (Twitter) The people of Bangladesh turned up in their multitudes for Palestine and Gaza condemning the israelis, declaring that ‘we are one Ummah’ | we are

EFCC Arrests Suspected Fraudster Buying Bank Accounts Details for Fraud Operatives of the Benin Zonal Directorate of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, have arrested one Olawole Sunday, a suspected fraudster who specialised in buying bank accounts’ details from individuals with which he defrauds unsuspecting members of the public. Sunday's modus operandi involved encouraging young people to open multiple bank accounts, pay them either N25,000 or N50,000 for each account and collect their bank details including Automated Teller Machine, ATM cards. Sunday allegedly employed the account details of one Uyi Godstime Eghosa to defraud a petitioner the sum of N2 million under the guise of trading in forex. The account owner, Eghosa was arrested and his disclosure that he was unaware that his account was used in defrauding members of the public, led to Sunday’s arrest. Eghosa explained that he relinquished his account details, including his ATM card, to Sunday after a N25,000 (Twenty-five Thousand Naira) payment to him. Sunday, upon his arrest, confessed to the crime and would be charged to court as soon as investigations are completed.

BREAKING NEWS ‼️: "Arsenal will beat Real Madrid but only if Arteta avoid this particular mistake...We always avoid it against them and that's why we humiliated them twice": Barcelona coach Hansi Flick names ONE mistake Mikel Arteta must avoid against Real Madrid if he really want to beat them like Barcelona. HANSI FLICK HAS REVEALED ALL REAL MADRID’S SECRET TO MIKEL ARTETA AHEAD OF UCL CLASH WITH LOS BLANCOS. FULL STORY: LINK👇👇 https://onsport.com.ng/arsenal-will-beat-real-madrid-but-only-if-arteta-avoid-this-particular-mistake-we-always-avoid-it-against-them-and-thats-why-we-humiliated-them-twice-barcelona-coach-hansi-flick-names-one-mis/

You are not a virgin You have a high body count You have no steady job or profitable business You are high-maintenance You cannot have an intellectual conversation More than 50% of your so-called beauty will disappear if rain falls on you Yet, you have impossible standards and requirements for men to date you? A wise man should burn every bridge that connects him to you as if he is Burna Boy. #Reno omokri

If jesus said yes who can say no