Bald hair girl

In the bustling town of No Chill Junction, drama unfolds on a dimly lit street.

Meet Koffi, a self-proclaimed savings expert and part-time romance consultant who recently made headlines (in his own mind) by dumping his glamorous girlfriend, Belinda, for a more budget-friendly partner the bald and beautiful Ama.

Belinda, decked out in her glowing green fashion (rumored to be made from leftover Christmas decorations), storms the streets like a woman on a mission.

Heeey Koffi! So it’s because of this village champion that you dumped me ehh, she screams, pointing dramatically like a Nollywood actress in her season finale.

Koffi, walking confidently beside Ama (whose head gleams like a polished mango under the streetlight), doesn’t even flinch. In his mind, he's a financial guru. His thoughts are louder than Belinda’s accusations:
With her, I don’t spend money on Brazilian hair

Belinda gasps. The betrayal. The disrespect. The audacity

Ama, meanwhile, smiles with smug bald-headed brilliance, holding onto Koffi like a trophy wife from the Minimalist Olympics. She didn’t need curls to win. Just shine and silence.

Belinda flips her weave so hard a pigeon faints nearby. “Brazilian hair. Koffi, you cheap wi-fi signal of a man Is it not you that used to cry when I asked for 8 inches

Koffi chuckles and whispers to Ama, At least now I don’t cry in the salon queue

In No Chill Junction, love is temporary, but hair budgets are eternal

Stay tuned for next week’s episode: Belinda Buys a Wig and Plots Revenge

Funny Sentence No-1

*The Air India plane crash.*
To some, just another breaking news story.
To me, it was a soul-stirring reminder of how fragile and unpredictable life really is.

Four lives. Four stories. Four powerful lessons that changed how I see time, purpose, and the grace of each moment.

First: A family who had waited years to fulfill their dream of migrating to the UK.
Life kept getting in the way, responsibilities, delays, decisions.
They finally made it onto the plane… but never reached their destination

And I realized:
We carry so many plans for “someday.” But if we keep waiting, someday becomes never.

Second: A woman who was supposed to be on that flight. She arrived late. Missed the check-in. Pleaded to get on board but was denied. She was frustrated, angry, defeated. Only to later realize: that delay was divine protection.

We don’t always get what we want, because God sees what we cannot.
Sometimes, His “no” is what keeps us alive.

Third: A man who survived.
The plane split in half and he happened to be in the section that didn’t catch fire.
He walked away, dazed and alive, from something no one thought survivable.

It wasn’t luck. It was purpose. And I was reminded of the verse: “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” – Ecclesiastes 3:1

It simply wasn’t his time.

Fourth: And then those who didn’t make it. People with dreams. People with families. People with unfinished stories.
They kissed someone goodbye that morning… not knowing it was the last time.

Their lives remind us that time is not guaranteed. We’re not promised old age. We’re not promised later. What we have is now. A breath. A heartbeat. A chance.

So while you still have today..
While you’re still breathing, still strong, still able, don’t waste it. Don’t wait for the “perfect” moment.

Love now. Apologize now. Forgive now. Dream now. Speak now.

Because life doesn’t always come with warnings. And sometimes… “next time” never comes.

Gada.chat is presently the reigning social media platform that has taken the world by suprise, even paying us from monitoring spirits who refused to like or comment on our posts etc, but as they monitor us viewing our posts, we are being paid.

God saves Benue.

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