Bald hair girl

In the bustling town of No Chill Junction, drama unfolds on a dimly lit street.

Meet Koffi, a self-proclaimed savings expert and part-time romance consultant who recently made headlines (in his own mind) by dumping his glamorous girlfriend, Belinda, for a more budget-friendly partner the bald and beautiful Ama.

Belinda, decked out in her glowing green fashion (rumored to be made from leftover Christmas decorations), storms the streets like a woman on a mission.

Heeey Koffi! So it’s because of this village champion that you dumped me ehh, she screams, pointing dramatically like a Nollywood actress in her season finale.

Koffi, walking confidently beside Ama (whose head gleams like a polished mango under the streetlight), doesn’t even flinch. In his mind, he's a financial guru. His thoughts are louder than Belinda’s accusations:
With her, I don’t spend money on Brazilian hair

Belinda gasps. The betrayal. The disrespect. The audacity

Ama, meanwhile, smiles with smug bald-headed brilliance, holding onto Koffi like a trophy wife from the Minimalist Olympics. She didn’t need curls to win. Just shine and silence.

Belinda flips her weave so hard a pigeon faints nearby. “Brazilian hair. Koffi, you cheap wi-fi signal of a man Is it not you that used to cry when I asked for 8 inches

Koffi chuckles and whispers to Ama, At least now I don’t cry in the salon queue

In No Chill Junction, love is temporary, but hair budgets are eternal

Stay tuned for next week’s episode: Belinda Buys a Wig and Plots Revenge