My dear, let’s be real, looking sexy and having curves everywhere might attract men, but it won’t keep them. If that’s all you’re banking on, you’re only deceiving yourself. Being hot might get their attention, but it takes more than a banging body to build something lasting. Men, the serious ones are looking for value. They want a woman who has sense, who can hold a meaningful conversation, who can contribute to growth and be a partner, not just a trophy. What happens when beauty fades or when they meet someone even hotter? So instead of relying on your hips and fine face alone, work on your character. Build your mind. Add skills. Have something that gives you confidence beyond your looks. Let them stay because of how you make them feel, how you support them, how you handle life, not just how you look in a dress. Remember, beauty might catch the eye, but value keeps the heart. Don’t sell yourself short. - Chioma Akpotha

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This page made me feel like I was Nkechi, sweeping the floor. I was deep in delusion back then😂. Here is another one to remind you of your beautiful childhood

Never visit your partner unannounced, I was introduced as a tailor today 😂😭

In a world full of noise, find someone who brings you peace. 🧡

Even if he's not your boyfriend, as long as he makes you happy, allow him to do small 😋😋

Even if he's not your boyfriend, as long as he makes you happy, allow him to do small 😋😋

Yamen't U🤣😅😂🤣😅 In a noisy classroom at Chimwemwe Primary School Madam Grace stands in front of the blackboard with serious eyes and red lipstick.🤣😂🤣 Madam Grace Okay class, Who can give me three examples of question tags? For example: John is a farmer, isn’t he?’ Simple!" The class goes silent. Everyone looks down like they lost something. Steve, the class joker, shoots up his hand like he won a lottery. Madam Grace: Yes, Steve. Let’s hear your answers.🤣🤣🤣 Steve very confidently 1. Mary is a waiter, waiting she 2. Sam is short, shorten’t him 3. You are a teacher, teacheren’t u The class bursts into quiet giggles. Madam Grace just blinks, confused. Steve's deskmate, Chipo, slaps his back. Chipo shouting Chaii Steve, You are a yam, yament 🤣😆😅😂 The whole class explodes with laughter. Madam Grace nearly drops her chalk.🤣🤣 Madam Grace hands on hips, Steve! You have just invented a new subject: Confusion Studies, Go and teach it outside under that mango tree🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I drew the trending animal 😂😂

Children often thought the Ultimate Warrior had some mystical powers James Brian Hellwig, born June 16, 1959, was an American professional wrestler, bodybuilder and motivational speaker. Best known by his ring name The Ultimate Warrior, he wrestled for the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE) from 1987 to 1992, as well as a short stint in 1996. He also notably spent a few months in World Championship Wrestling (WCW) in 1998, in which he was known as The Warrior. In 1987, he joined the World Wrestling Federation, and became a two-time WWF Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion within two years. In the main event of WrestleMania VI, in 1990, Warrior won the WWF Championship in a title vs. title match over Hulk Hogan, making him the first wrestler to hold both titles concurrently. Posited as the new face of the company, he had a falling out with chairman Vince McMahon over a pay dispute, and unsuccessfully attempted to leave the WWF, with which he was under contract. In 1993, he legally changed his name to "Warrior". He passed away on April 8, 2014, at the age of 54 in Scottsdale, Arizona. Ethnic African Stories.

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Commissioner Belle Wahala!🤣🤣😂 One sunny afternoon in the heart of Lagos, trouble landed like NEPA light sudden and shocking😃 Sandra, a beautiful young lady with belly as round as a Christmas watermelon, stood in front of a young man named Kunle. Her face looked like thunder was about to strike. She held her phone like it was a w£@pon.😂🤣 So you are denying the pregnancy, she shouted, eyes wide, voice shaking.😅😂🤣 Kunle scratched his head. Ah ahn, Sandra, why are you shouting like this now? We’re just talking Sandra rolled her eyes and placed her hand on her waist. Talking ke? You think this belle is a balloon I swallowed for fun? Since you’ve denied it, no wahala. Let me just call my father the Commissioner of Police so he can hear this nonsense with his own ear😁 Kunle’s eyes almost popped out like ogbono soup from a hot pot. Comm...Commissioner of what? Police😂🤣😅😆 Sandra started dialing her phone slowly, like a Nollywood actress about to drop a deadly bomb. Kunle jumped up, nearly did backflip. Habaaa, Wait na. Why are you taking it personal? Somebody cannot play with you again?! I was just joking oh Look, forget all that talk. What name do you want us to give our baby? Ehen? Boy or girl let’s choose two names sef, one Yoruba, one English😂🤣😂🤣 Sandra paused, raising one eyebrow like a queen. So now you remember it’s your baby🤣🤣 Kunle smiled sheepishly, wiping sweat from his forehead. Of course na, See ehn, from the first day I saw you eating suya and ice cream together, I knew this was destiny😂😂 Sandra tried not to laugh but a small smile escaped. You dey m@d, Kunle He grinned. But I dey m@d for you and our baby From that day, Kunle stopped joking with serious matters. And anytime someone asked about his girlfriend, he proudly said, She’s the daughter of the Commissioner of Police. Pregnant with my future🤣🤣🤣😂

Thought for todayBob Marley was once asked if there was a perfect woman. He replies :Who cares about perfection? Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters. The sea is incredibly beautiful, but salty and dark in the depths. The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy. So, everything that is beautiful isn't perfect, it's special. Therefore, every woman can be special to someone. Stop being "perfect", but try to be free and live, doing what you love, not wanting to impress others!

Far from the shores of modern life, the Bajau people of Indonesia live a life deeply rooted in the sea. Known as “Sea Nomads,” this unique community spends nearly their entire lives on houseboats near Sulawesi, rarely setting foot on land. From fishing to cooking and even sleeping, daily life unfolds atop water. Gifted with extraordinary diving skills, some Bajau can hold their breath for minutes and dive to impressive depths without gear—an ability passed down through generations. Their deep connection with the ocean makes them one of the world’s most fascinating maritime cultures. #Bajau #SeaNomads #IndonesiaTribes #Sulawesi #OceanLife #BajauPeople #UnderwaterCulture #TraditionalLiving #MaritimeHeritage #HumanAdaptation

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Papa and the Secret Money Bag🤣😂🤣😂 It was a quiet Monday evening in the Nkem household. Birds were singing, jollof rice was steaming, and Papa Nkem was relaxing on his favorite chair, counting his coins like a village banker. Mama Nkem was watching her favorite soap opera and shouting, This woman is a witnch, I swe arThe children were playing Ludo on the floor and cheating as usual.😂🤣😂🤣 Suddenly, The front door burst open like a Nollywood movie scene😂🤣 A huge man with muscles the size of watermelons stormed in, wearing a sleeveless jacket and a tattoo that screamed, i did time He pointed a gun and growled, lNobody move This is a rubery🤣😂 Papa Nkem jumped up so fast he nearly tore his tie. He ran to the rubber with shaky hands and said in his most begging voice🤣🤣: Take, this is all the money I've in this house. Please don’t hurt us The ruber snatched the money and frowned like it was small change for chewing gum. But before he could complain, something unexpected happened Junior Nkem, Papa’s loud-mouth teenage son, stood up, raised his hands, and screamed Ah Papa, you too oh! What about that bag of money hidden under your bed. Give him everything. I don’t want to die now oooh The whole house went silent. Even the ubber paused and looked at Papa like, Is this boy serious Papa turned to Junior, his eyes wide, mouth open, beard shaking. “lYou this boy. You’re the Judas Iscariot of this family Mama Nkem shouted, Eh eh, So there’s a secret money bag under the bed and you didn’t tell me. My own husband has turned to a bank vault The rubber laughed so hard he nearly dropped his gun. Oga, he said, Even your own family is snitching. Just carry the bag, abeg😂😂 Papa Nkem sighed and waddled to the bedroom like a defeated goat. He came back with a dusty bag and handed it over, whispering, This is my retirement plan🤣😂 As the rubber left, still laughing, Junior smiled and said, At least we’re alive🤣🤣 Papa shouted, You will not be alive if I catch you after this😅😅 Mama added, And you, Papa Nkem, we shall discuss that secret money bag tonight The night ended with everyone alive, Papa broke and sweating, and Junior proudly earning the title of Most Unloyal Family Member 2025😂😅 Hide your money. But if you have snitch children, better just use mobile banking 🤣😅🤣🥲

"Clash of the Titans" (1981) – Before CGI, there was pure cinematic sorcery. Journey into the world of gods, monsters, and mortal destiny in this grand mythological adventure that brings Greek legend vividly to life. Harry Hamlin stars as Perseus, the demigod son of Zeus, tasked with a perilous quest to rescue Princess Andromeda and defeat the monstrous Kraken. Along the way, he must face deadly foes—Medusa, giant scorpions, and the vengeful goddess Thetis—armed only with divine gifts and human courage. With legendary stop-motion creature effects by Ray Harryhausen, Clash of the Titans captures the awe and wonder of ancient myths through handcrafted visual artistry and epic storytelling. Featuring Laurence Olivier as Zeus and a rousing orchestral score, the film remains a beloved fantasy classic—a tale of heroism and fate where gods interfere, monsters rule, and mortals rise."

Gentlemen, don't remove your cucumber immediately you come inside. Leave it in there and let one finger go straight to the clit and another hand on the left breàst, start qissing her dips. You will thank me later 🙏

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Abeg who dey win for this Iran vs Israel match🤨

Rubery, Bandage, and Bribe 😂🤣😂🤣 It was a hot Monday morning in Limpopo, and Baba Jabulani stormed into the police station looking like a bandaged leftover from a kung fu movie. His wife Mama Rose followed quietly, still wearing her Sunday wrapper and angry silence. Officer, Baba Jabulani shouted, holding his bandaged arm like a trophy. Armed ubbers They shut me in the arm, took all my money, and even my wife’s jewelry. They left us with nothing 🤣 The police officer, Sergeant Malume, looked up slowly from his bench like someone just interrupted his nap.😂🤣 He sighed deeply, scratched his head, then grabbed his pen like it was too heavy to lift. They took all your money... eh😂🤣 Yes sir Baba cried dramatically, holding his arm again for sympathy. Everything gone. They even sto le her golden earrings the one we used for bride price balance 🤣🤣😅🤣 Sergeant Malume frowned and leaned forward. Without money.. how are we going to conduct the investigation🤣🤣😅 Mama Rose’s eyes widened. "Ehn? What do you mean😂😂 Sergeant Malume stood up slowly like a Nollywood villain. You see madam, the fuel for patrol van is not free. Even the biro I'm using now belongs to my cousin in customs🤣😂🤣 Baba Jabulani looked confused. "So we must pay for the police to catch the cri nals that stol e our money🤣🤣🤣🤣 Exactly Sergeant said proudly. In this country, justice has fuel consumption🤣🤣🤣 Mama Rose stood up and shouted, Let’s go, Jabulani! Before this one arrests us for being victims😂😂😂🤣 As they stormed out, Sergeant Malume called after them, Wait o! If you find small change later, come back. I fit help you😂😂😂 In this country, even your misfortune needs a budget🤣🤣🤣

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