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THE USE OF SALT AS A HACK
1. To prevent plantains or bananas from getting ripe, completely soak them in a solution of water mixed with salt. Remove them from the solution when you want them to get ripe.
2. Placing your overripe tomatoes in cold salted water overnight will help make them fresh and firm.
3. To remove the smell from your hands after cutting onions, chicken or fish, just wash your hands with salt and water, you will have no smell anymore.
4. If your liquid milk always spoils before you finish it, you can add a pinch of salt when you first open it, this will help the milk stay fresh for longer.
5. To avoid the hot feeling of chili on your hands after cutting/slicing it with your hands, rub them with salt and vegetable oil or red oil and wash them.
6. To preserve your beans mix them with salt and put them in a container. Your fermented carob beans will stay fresh
7. When the chili accidentally gets into your eyes, put a pinch of salt in your mouth, the heat of the chili will disappear and you will see the magic.
8. When storing empty containers or bottles, add a pinch of salt to prevent them from smelling bad.
9. Sprinkle some salt on your fresh chilies while pounding them, this helps to pound them quickly.
10. Soak bitter leaves in salt and hot water, this helps to remove the extra bitterness before cooking them.
11. The salt and detergent mixture can help you kill ants and cockroaches that are bothering you in the kitchen.
12. If you cut a lemon and don't want to use it to finish, sprinkle it with salt, it will stay fresh for 3 days. Make sure to rinse it before using it again.
11. Salt can be used as a preservation method to store meat, fish or vegetables. It helps prevent the growth of bacteria.
13. Grease fires or small fires can be extinguished using salt.
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STAY HEALTHY!THE USE OF SALT AS A HACK 1. To prevent plantains or bananas from getting ripe, completely soak them in a solution of water mixed with salt. Remove them from the solution when you want them to get ripe. 2. Placing your overripe tomatoes in cold salted water overnight will help make them fresh and firm. 3. To remove the smell from your hands after cutting onions, chicken or fish, just wash your hands with salt and water, you will have no smell anymore. 4. If your liquid milk always spoils before you finish it, you can add a pinch of salt when you first open it, this will help the milk stay fresh for longer. 5. To avoid the hot feeling of chili on your hands after cutting/slicing it with your hands, rub them with salt and vegetable oil or red oil and wash them. 6. To preserve your beans mix them with salt and put them in a container. Your fermented carob beans will stay fresh 7. When the chili accidentally gets into your eyes, put a pinch of salt in your mouth, the heat of the chili will disappear and you will see the magic. 8. When storing empty containers or bottles, add a pinch of salt to prevent them from smelling bad. 9. Sprinkle some salt on your fresh chilies while pounding them, this helps to pound them quickly. 10. Soak bitter leaves in salt and hot water, this helps to remove the extra bitterness before cooking them. 11. The salt and detergent mixture can help you kill ants and cockroaches that are bothering you in the kitchen. 12. If you cut a lemon and don't want to use it to finish, sprinkle it with salt, it will stay fresh for 3 days. Make sure to rinse it before using it again. 11. Salt can be used as a preservation method to store meat, fish or vegetables. It helps prevent the growth of bacteria. 13. Grease fires or small fires can be extinguished using salt. STAY TRANQUIL! STAY HEALTHY!Please log in to like, share and comment! -
HOW THE APOSTLES DIED.
1. Matthew
Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.
2. Mark
Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.
3. Luke
Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.
4. John
Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death.
John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully
5. Peter
He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross.
According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.
6. James
The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his
enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.
* This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.
7. James the Son of Zebedee,
was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.
8. Bartholomew
Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.
9. Andrew
Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.
10. Thomas
Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent.
11. Jude
Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.
12. Matthias
The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded.
13. Paul
Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many
epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.
THEGOSOEL THAT TOOK THE BLOOD OF THE APOSTLES IS THE ONE TAKING YOUR PASTORS TO THE BANK, AND BECOMING THE RICHEST IN FORBS LIST
THIS SHOULD TELL U THAT THEY ARE PREACHERS OF ANOTHWR GOSPEL,
ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT, U WILL UNDERSTAND BETTERHOW THE APOSTLES DIED. 1. Matthew Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound. 2. Mark Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead. 3. Luke Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost. 4. John Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death. John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully 5. Peter He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross. According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died. 6. James The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club. * This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation. 7. James the Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian. 8. Bartholomew Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip. 9. Andrew Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired. 10. Thomas Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent. 11. Jude Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. 12. Matthias The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded. 13. Paul Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament. THEGOSOEL THAT TOOK THE BLOOD OF THE APOSTLES IS THE ONE TAKING YOUR PASTORS TO THE BANK, AND BECOMING THE RICHEST IN FORBS LIST THIS SHOULD TELL U THAT THEY ARE PREACHERS OF ANOTHWR GOSPEL, ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT, U WILL UNDERSTAND BETTER -
TEN ATTITUDES OF SMART PEOPLE
1. They are usually quiet than others – Smart people often prefer to listen and observe rather than dominate conversations.
2. They are aware of their own ignorance – Smart people recognize the limits of their knowledge and are open to learning more.
3. They avoid bragging – Instead of bragging, smart people let their actions speak for themselves.
4. They are humble – Despite their intelligence, they remain modest about their abilities.
5. They may have fewer close friends – They find it difficult to connect deeply with others because of their unique perspective.
6. They ask insightful questions – Smart people question deeply, seeking to understand and analyze.
7. They identify flaws and loopholes – They often examine systems or arguments to find imperfections.
8. They enjoy reading – A love of books and continuous learning is common among intelligent people.
9. They have strong intuition – They can often sense the true intentions and feelings of others.
10. They avoid confrontation – Intelligent individuals generally avoid unnecessary arguments and conflicts.
#copiedTEN ATTITUDES OF SMART PEOPLE 1. They are usually quiet than others – Smart people often prefer to listen and observe rather than dominate conversations. 2. They are aware of their own ignorance – Smart people recognize the limits of their knowledge and are open to learning more. 3. They avoid bragging – Instead of bragging, smart people let their actions speak for themselves. 4. They are humble – Despite their intelligence, they remain modest about their abilities. 5. They may have fewer close friends – They find it difficult to connect deeply with others because of their unique perspective. 6. They ask insightful questions – Smart people question deeply, seeking to understand and analyze. 7. They identify flaws and loopholes – They often examine systems or arguments to find imperfections. 8. They enjoy reading – A love of books and continuous learning is common among intelligent people. 9. They have strong intuition – They can often sense the true intentions and feelings of others. 10. They avoid confrontation – Intelligent individuals generally avoid unnecessary arguments and conflicts. #copied -
LAUGH WITH ME
1. When your child starts explaining with “I was just on my own...” forget it, He’s the guïlty one, kids are never on their own
2. Are you tirëd of this Nïgeria and you want to travel abroad ?
Put your phone on flïght mode‚ ständ on it and shøut vooom !
Safe journey !!!
3. Why do we change position when it’s actually the same hole. I don’t understand golf at all
Bros it’s not what you think
4. If our gïrlfriend know how many gïrls we ignorë in a day just becausë of them‚ they’ll be payïng us sälary.
5. Some gïrls are wiçked‚ I collected a gïrl number today‚ just to reach house and realize it was today’s date: O7O 11 01 2O24.
Can you imaginë.
6. 1O years in çultism no car‚ no house, no investment
Na only märk full your bødy
Bros wetin you gaïn??
7. Who is a rïsk taker ?
A rïsk taker is someone who has a rünning stomach and still want to mëss
8. I tell you... The ability to control teärs when food don’t get to you in an occasiôn is the highëst form of maturïty
9. “To those people complaining that fast food looks better in advertisements than it does in realïty...
Hmm aunty, look at your profile picture & then look in the mirror
Is it the same? No answer me na
10. Dear Sisters, don’t let any guy deçeive you that you look like “Angel”
Angel no dey bleaçh
11. Before I go, Do you know that???...
90% of rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish, plantains and takeaway packs
12. Dearie, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post and adding me as your Friend, Love you All
Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened
You wanna be My Best Friend right?
Follow Mas Terπ€ LAUGH WITH ME π€ 1. When your child starts explaining with “I was just on my own...” forget it, He’s the guïlty one, kids are never on their own ππππ 2. Are you tirëd of this Nïgeria and you want to travel abroad ? Put your phone on flïght mode‚ ständ on it and shøut vooom ! βοΈ Safe journey !!! πππ 3. Why do we change position when it’s actually the same hole. I don’t understand golf at all πππ Bros it’s not what you think π 4. If our gïrlfriend know how many gïrls we ignorë in a day just becausë of them‚ they’ll be payïng us sälary. πππ 5. Some gïrls are wiçked‚ I collected a gïrl number today‚ just to reach house and realize it was today’s date: O7O 11 01 2O24. Can you imaginë. π₯²π€ππ 6. 1O years in çultism no car‚ no house, no investment Na only märk full your bødy Bros wetin you gaïn?? ππππ 7. Who is a rïsk taker ? A rïsk taker is someone who has a rünning stomach and still want to mëss π³ππ 8. I tell you... The ability to control teärs when food don’t get to you in an occasiôn is the highëst form of maturïty π©π₯²ππ 9. “To those people complaining that fast food π looks better in advertisements than it does in realïty... Hmm aunty, look at your profile picture & then look in the mirror π€· Is it the same? No answer me na ππΆππ 10. Dear Sisters, don’t let any guy deçeive you that you look like “Angel” π Angel no dey bleaçh πΆβοΈππ€πππ 11. π€‘ Before I go, Do you know that???... 90% of rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish, plantains and takeaway packs ππ€πππ 12. Dearieπ₯°, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Meπ, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Postπ and adding me as your Friend, Love you All π Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightenedπ₯Ίπ’π₯ You wanna be My Best Friend right?ππ’π₯ Follow Mas Ter -
WHY AFRICANS PRAY MORE THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD IS BECAUSE IN AFRICA, GOD DOES THE JOB OF THE GOVERNMENT!
1. ELECTRICITY
AFRICA:
“Oh Lord, let there be light! Even if it’s for 2 hours!”
EUROPE:
“This LED bulb is too yellow, I’m returning it.”
TRUTH:
In Africa, power supply is a prayer point.
In Europe, it’s a basic right.
2. WATER SUPPLY
AFRICA:
“God, let it rain so we can fetch water!”
EUROPE:
“My shower is too cold. Fix it or I sue!”
TRUTH:
In Europe, taps flow.
In Africa, faith flows.
3. JOBS & EMPLOYMENT
AFRICA:
“Jehovah, bless me with any job. Even volunteer, I’ll manage!”
EUROPE:
“I’m rejecting that role. The salary doesn’t reflect my worth.”
TRUTH:
In Africa, unemployment is a fasting topic.
In Europe, it’s a policy issue.
4. SECURITY
AFRICA:
“Father, may no stray bullet locate me today!”
EUROPE:
“There’s a suspicious sound outside, police arrived in 4 mins.”
TRUTH:
There, safety is law.
Here, safety is prayer and luck.
5. ROADS & INFRASTRUCTURE
AFRICA:
“Lord, don’t let this pothole swallow my destiny.”
EUROPE:
“This small crack on the road is unacceptable!”
TRUTH:
In Africa, a smooth road is a testimony.
In Europe, it’s standard.
6. HEALTHCARE
AFRICA:
“Jesus, let the injection work, and not the side effect!”
EUROPE:
“Therapist booked. Medication free. Follow-up scheduled.”
TRUTH:
One gets healthcare from government.
The other gets hope from prayer warriors.
7. EDUCATION
AFRICA:
“God, let WAEC release results with mercy I sowed a seed !”
EUROPE:
“Government paid for my Master’s. I got a scholarship too.”
TRUTH:
There, education is an investment.
Here, it’s a miracle.
8. PENSION & RETIREMENT π΄π½
AFRICA:
“Jehovah, don’t let my pension be swallowed by corruption!”
EUROPE:
“I retired. Government sends monthly check.”
REALITY:
Here, retirement is fear and fasting.
There, it’s relaxation and benefits.
9. VISA REQUEST
AFRICA:
“Oh Lord, break every generational curse stopping this UK visa!”
EUROPE:
“I need a break. Might fly to Ghana for the weekend.”
REALITY:
In Africa, travelling = fasting, faith, and fire oil.
In Europe, travelling = booking.com and a suitcase.
BUT HERE’S THE REAL PROBLEM…
High death rates
Joblessness
Poor security
Land battles turning spiritual
Sick people dying at church crusades instead of hospitals
…because African leaders ENJOY it when you dump your problems on an imported god instead of holding them accountable!
Why should they build hospitals when you'll run to prayer camps? By his stripes you're healed right?
Why fix the road when your busy praying for travelling mercy on a deadly road?
Why create jobs when your faith says “God will provide”?
They know you won’t protest. You’ll just pray.
And that’s how they win.
AFRICANS WILL RAISE MILLIONS TO BUILD A CATHEDRAL……but won’t donate a dime to upgrade the clinic where their own mothers give birth on rusted beds with no gloves.
We’ll buy:
Imported church instruments
HD projectors
Shiny marble altars
Designer suits for “Papa”
And bulletproof cars for “Daddy G.O”
Meanwhile, the local hospital:
Has no electricity
No running water
One nurse doing the work of five
And a doctor using a torchlight to deliver babies.
AND HERE’S THE PLOT TWIST:
The pastor you’re funding for “God’s work” won’t even treat malaria in that same country.
When he's sick?
Private jet to Europe.
When you're sick?
Pray. Fast. Sow a seed. Hope the hospital has Panadol.
FINAL THOUGHT:
God is NOT your governor.
Angels are NOT civil engineers.
Your miracle is called good governance.
Stop calling on jesus/allah about things your local government chairman should’ve done.
This is why most religious Africans tend to be less or non-religiousWHY AFRICANS PRAY MORE THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD IS BECAUSE IN AFRICA, GOD DOES THE JOB OF THE GOVERNMENT! 1. ELECTRICITY β‘ AFRICA: “Oh Lord, let there be light! Even if it’s for 2 hours!” EUROPE: “This LED bulb is too yellow, I’m returning it.” TRUTH: In Africa, power supply is a prayer point. In Europe, it’s a basic right. 2. WATER SUPPLY πΏ AFRICA: “God, let it rain so we can fetch water!” EUROPE: “My shower is too cold. Fix it or I sue!” TRUTH: In Europe, taps flow. In Africa, faith flows. 3. JOBS & EMPLOYMENT πΌ AFRICA: “Jehovah, bless me with any job. Even volunteer, I’ll manage!” EUROPE: “I’m rejecting that role. The salary doesn’t reflect my worth.” TRUTH: In Africa, unemployment is a fasting topic. In Europe, it’s a policy issue. 4. SECURITY π AFRICA: “Father, may no stray bullet locate me today!” EUROPE: “There’s a suspicious sound outside, police arrived in 4 mins.” TRUTH: There, safety is law. Here, safety is prayer and luck. 5. ROADS & INFRASTRUCTURE π£οΈ AFRICA: “Lord, don’t let this pothole swallow my destiny.” EUROPE: “This small crack on the road is unacceptable!” TRUTH: In Africa, a smooth road is a testimony. In Europe, it’s standard. 6. HEALTHCARE π₯ AFRICA: “Jesus, let the injection work, and not the side effect!” EUROPE: “Therapist booked. Medication free. Follow-up scheduled.” TRUTH: One gets healthcare from government. The other gets hope from prayer warriors. 7. EDUCATION βοΈ AFRICA: “God, let WAEC release results with mercy I sowed a seed π°!” EUROPE: “Government paid for my Master’s. I got a scholarship too.” TRUTH: There, education is an investment. Here, it’s a miracle. 8. PENSION & RETIREMENT π΄π½ AFRICA: “Jehovah, don’t let my pension be swallowed by corruption!” EUROPE: “I retired. Government sends monthly check.” REALITY: Here, retirement is fear and fasting. There, it’s relaxation and benefits. 9. VISA REQUEST βοΈ AFRICA: “Oh Lord, break every generational curse stopping this UK visa!” EUROPE: “I need a break. Might fly to Ghana for the weekend.” REALITY: In Africa, travelling = fasting, faith, and fire oil. In Europe, travelling = booking.com and a suitcase. BUT HERE’S THE REAL PROBLEM… High death rates Joblessness Poor security Land battles turning spiritual Sick people dying at church crusades instead of hospitals …because African leaders ENJOY it when you dump your problems on an imported god instead of holding them accountable! Why should they build hospitals when you'll run to prayer camps? By his stripes you're healed right? Why fix the road when your busy praying for travelling mercy on a deadly road? Why create jobs when your faith says “God will provide”? They know you won’t protest. You’ll just pray. And that’s how they win. AFRICANS WILL RAISE MILLIONS TO BUILD A CATHEDRAL……but won’t donate a dime to upgrade the clinic where their own mothers give birth on rusted beds with no gloves. We’ll buy: Imported church instruments HD projectors Shiny marble altars Designer suits for “Papa” And bulletproof cars for “Daddy G.O” Meanwhile, the local hospital: Has no electricity No running water One nurse doing the work of five And a doctor using a torchlight to deliver babies. AND HERE’S THE PLOT TWIST: The pastor you’re funding for “God’s work” won’t even treat malaria in that same country. When he's sick? Private jet to Europe. When you're sick? Pray. Fast. Sow a seed. Hope the hospital has Panadol. FINAL THOUGHT: God is NOT your governor. Angels are NOT civil engineers. Your miracle is called good governance. Stop calling on jesus/allah about things your local government chairman should’ve done. This is why most religious Africans tend to be less or non-religious -
A man and his wife never føught for 25 years of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated:
"We went for our Høneymoon in Australia 25 years ago
and while riding on a horse, My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She got up, patted the horse's back and said
"This is your first time"
After a while it happened again.
#Laughingboi
She patted the horse again and said: "This is your second time"
The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gΕ«n and shøt the horse dΔad.
I was so shocked and shouted at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crΔzy! What's wrong with you? Why did you kΔ«ll the horse?"
She smiled at me and said "This is your first time"
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth Pim.
__________
Kindly follow LauLaughing boii.A man and his wife never føught for 25 years of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated:
"We went for our Høneymoon in Australia 25 years ago
and while riding on a horse, My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She got up, patted the horse's back and said
"This is your first time"
After a while it happened again.
#Laughingboi
She patted the horse again and said: "This is your second time"
The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gΕ«n and shøt the horse dΔad.
I was so shocked and shouted at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crΔzy! What's wrong with you? Why did you kΔ«ll the horse?"
She smiled at me and said "This is your first time"
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth Pim.
__________
Kindly follow LauLaughing boii.A man and his wife never føught for 25 years of their marriage. A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible. He narrated: "We went for our Høneymoon in Australia 25 years ago and while riding on a horse, My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She got up, patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time" After a while it happened again. #Laughingboi She patted the horse again and said: "This is your second time" The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gΕ«n and shøt the horse dΔad. I was so shocked and shouted at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crΔzy! What's wrong with you? Why did you kΔ«ll the horse?" She smiled at me and said "This is your first time" Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . My Mouth Pim.π€π __________ Kindly follow π LauLaughing boii.A man and his wife never føught for 25 years of their marriage. A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible. He narrated: "We went for our Høneymoon in Australia 25 years ago and while riding on a horse, My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She got up, patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time" After a while it happened again. #Laughingboi She patted the horse again and said: "This is your second time" The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gΕ«n and shøt the horse dΔad. I was so shocked and shouted at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crΔzy! What's wrong with you? Why did you kΔ«ll the horse?" She smiled at me and said "This is your first time" Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . My Mouth Pim.π€π __________ Kindly follow π LauLaughing boii. -
1. A leader leads from the front not from the back
2. A leader does first before he asks his followers to do not the other way round
3. A leader listens more than he speaks
4. A leader takes responsibility, not excuses
5. A leader corrects in private and praises in public
6. A leader stands strong during chaos, not just in comfort
7. A leader motivates by example, not by pressure
8. A leader protects the weak, not exploit them
9. A leader shows vision, not confusion
10. A leader works with the team, not above the team
11. A leader creates more leaders, not more followers
12. A leader stays calm even when others panic
13. A leader stays focused on the goal, not distracted by noise
14. A leader serves before he commands
15. A leader accepts blame and shares the credit
16. A leader builds trust, not fear
17. A leader values growth over perfection
18. A leader solves problems, not spread blame
19. A leader remains humble no matter how high he climbs
20. A leader respects others regardless of their position
21. A leader keeps learning, even while leading
22. A leader inspires with actions, not just words
23. A leader speaks truth, not what’s convenient
24. A leader admits mistakes, not cover them
25. A leader remains consistent, not double-faced
26. A leader earns loyalty, not demand it
27. A leader walks with integrity, not hidden agendas
28. A leader stays visible when it's tough, not hide
29. A leader builds bridges, not walls
30. A leader lifts others up, not tramples on them
*Encouragement Paragraph:*
True leadership is not about titles or positions — it’s about action, impact, and character. Whether you lead a team, a family, a community, or just yourself, be the kind of leader who leads by example. People follow what they see, not what they hear. So rise, lead with love, strength, and integrity. The world needs more of such leadership.1. A leader leads from the front not from the back 2. A leader does first before he asks his followers to do not the other way round 3. A leader listens more than he speaks 4. A leader takes responsibility, not excuses 5. A leader corrects in private and praises in public 6. A leader stands strong during chaos, not just in comfort 7. A leader motivates by example, not by pressure 8. A leader protects the weak, not exploit them 9. A leader shows vision, not confusion 10. A leader works with the team, not above the team 11. A leader creates more leaders, not more followers 12. A leader stays calm even when others panic 13. A leader stays focused on the goal, not distracted by noise 14. A leader serves before he commands 15. A leader accepts blame and shares the credit 16. A leader builds trust, not fear 17. A leader values growth over perfection 18. A leader solves problems, not spread blame 19. A leader remains humble no matter how high he climbs 20. A leader respects others regardless of their position 21. A leader keeps learning, even while leading 22. A leader inspires with actions, not just words 23. A leader speaks truth, not what’s convenient 24. A leader admits mistakes, not cover them 25. A leader remains consistent, not double-faced 26. A leader earns loyalty, not demand it 27. A leader walks with integrity, not hidden agendas 28. A leader stays visible when it's tough, not hide 29. A leader builds bridges, not walls 30. A leader lifts others up, not tramples on them *Encouragement Paragraph:* True leadership is not about titles or positions — it’s about action, impact, and character. Whether you lead a team, a family, a community, or just yourself, be the kind of leader who leads by example. People follow what they see, not what they hear. So rise, lead with love, strength, and integrity. The world needs more of such leadership. πͺπ -
‘One morning, I woke up to find my neighbor's children drinking garri with salt in the compound.
They saw me and greeted me.
"Uncle good morning."
The last born shouted.
"Uncle come and eat."
Playfully I walked to them.
"What are you eating?"
"Gmax." The firstborn replied.
The rest of the children laughed.
"You mean Garri?"
"Uncle this is not garri, it is GMax. A kind of snack."
I chuckled.
I told them to bring me a spoon let me join them.
They raised their head and looked at me. They were shocked.
The second born touched the last born and said.
"Go and bring spoon for Uncle. Uncle wants to eat GMax snacks."
The boy ran in and returned with a spoon.
As I took a spoon, that was when I realized the Garri was not with Sugar but with salt.
The children started laughing.
I paused for a while and swallowed.
"Uncle, so you use to eat GMax snacks too." The last born asked.
I nodded my head. I told him I am a professional in Gmax garri.
Their mother who heard the laughter came out of the room and saw me. She was smiling.
"Uncle, you seff dey drink garri."
I told her I decided to join my younger brothers to eat.
She smiled.
"Eya. Today wey we no get better food to cook except garri, na that time you come chop."
I chuckled.
"Madam, God know say na my favourite food na im make he make me see am to chop today."
The last born laughed.
"Uncle like Gmax o."
I told her that after eating, I and my younger brothers(her children) would go out and buy noodles for breakfast.
She laughed.
The boys were excited. They began to rush the garri so it would finish quickly.
When we were done drinking Garri, I took the boys out and I bought a carton of noodles for them.
When the mother saw her children carrying a carton into the house, she became emotional.
She said to me.
"Uncle, this is the first time I will have anything in a carton in my house. See how God take bless her children."
I handed her money that would be enough to cook two pots of soup for the week.
The first child held my hands and said.
"Uncle, Thank you."
He beckoned on the brothers to come say thank you.
The last child ran and embraced me.
Then he said.
"Uncle... Uncle... In the afternoon you will come and eat GMax with us again ba. We would put sugar inside for you."
I tried hard to hold back my tears.
Before you look down on that meal God has provided you to eat, remember that there are people who do not have up to that standard. Be grateful and contented.’
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@Praises chidera obiora community
Credit:: Author Praises Chidera Obiora Stories‘One morning, I woke up to find my neighbor's children drinking garri with salt in the compound. They saw me and greeted me. "Uncle good morning." The last born shouted. "Uncle come and eat." Playfully I walked to them. "What are you eating?" "Gmax." The firstborn replied. The rest of the children laughed. "You mean Garri?" "Uncle this is not garri, it is GMax. A kind of snack." I chuckled. I told them to bring me a spoon let me join them. They raised their head and looked at me. They were shocked. The second born touched the last born and said. "Go and bring spoon for Uncle. Uncle wants to eat GMax snacks." The boy ran in and returned with a spoon. As I took a spoon, that was when I realized the Garri was not with Sugar but with salt. The children started laughing. I paused for a while and swallowed. "Uncle, so you use to eat GMax snacks too." The last born asked. I nodded my head. I told him I am a professional in Gmax garri. Their mother who heard the laughter came out of the room and saw me. She was smiling. "Uncle, you seff dey drink garri." I told her I decided to join my younger brothers to eat. She smiled. "Eya. Today wey we no get better food to cook except garri, na that time you come chop." I chuckled. "Madam, God know say na my favourite food na im make he make me see am to chop today." The last born laughed. "Uncle like Gmax o." I told her that after eating, I and my younger brothers(her children) would go out and buy noodles for breakfast. She laughed. The boys were excited. They began to rush the garri so it would finish quickly. When we were done drinking Garri, I took the boys out and I bought a carton of noodles for them. When the mother saw her children carrying a carton into the house, she became emotional. She said to me. "Uncle, this is the first time I will have anything in a carton in my house. See how God take bless her children." I handed her money that would be enough to cook two pots of soup for the week. The first child held my hands and said. "Uncle, Thank you." He beckoned on the brothers to come say thank you. The last child ran and embraced me. Then he said. "Uncle... Uncle... In the afternoon you will come and eat GMax with us again ba. We would put sugar inside for you." I tried hard to hold back my tears. Before you look down on that meal God has provided you to eat, remember that there are people who do not have up to that standard. Be grateful and contented.’ #viralpost @Praises chidera obiora community Credit:: Author Praises Chidera Obiora Stories -
Say Goodbye to Mosquitoes the Natural Way!
7 Powerful Plants That Repel Mosquitoes
Tired of being a snack for mosquitoes every evening?
Here are 7 beautiful, fragrant, and effective mosquito-repelling plants you can grow around your home:
1. Citronella – The #1 natural mosquito repellent
2. Rosemary – Great for cooking AND bug-busting!
3. Geranium – Pretty blooms with a powerful punch
4. Mint – Fresh scent, fierce against mosquitoes
5. Marigold – Bright, bold, and bug-banishing
6. Bee Balm – Attracts pollinators, repels pests
7. Basil – Delicious for dishes, deadly for skeeters!
These plants do double duty: beautify your space AND protect your family.
Which one do you have at home already? Or which are you planting next?
Drop your answers in the comments!
Let’s grow a mosquito-free zone together!
#PracticalFarmingTips #MosquitoRepellentPlants #ManuforProgress #NaturalLiving #GrowGreenSay Goodbye to Mosquitoes the Natural Way! 7 Powerful Plants That Repel Mosquitoes πΏπ¦β Tired of being a snack for mosquitoes every evening? Here are 7 beautiful, fragrant, and effective mosquito-repelling plants you can grow around your home: 1. π± Citronella – The #1 natural mosquito repellent 2. πΏ Rosemary – Great for cooking AND bug-busting! 3. πΈ Geranium – Pretty blooms with a powerful punch 4. π Mint – Fresh scent, fierce against mosquitoes 5. πΌ Marigold – Bright, bold, and bug-banishing 6. πΊ Bee Balm – Attracts pollinators, repels pests 7. πΏ Basil – Delicious for dishes, deadly for skeeters! These plants do double duty: beautify your space AND protect your family. Which one do you have at home already? Or which are you planting next? Drop your answers in the comments! Let’s grow a mosquito-free zone together! #PracticalFarmingTips #MosquitoRepellentPlants #ManuforProgress #NaturalLiving #GrowGreen -
Say Goodbye to Mosquitoes the Natural Way!
7 Powerful Plants That Repel Mosquitoes
Tired of being a snack for mosquitoes every evening?
Here are 7 beautiful, fragrant, and effective mosquito-repelling plants you can grow around your home:
1. Citronella – The #1 natural mosquito repellent
2. Rosemary – Great for cooking AND bug-busting!
3. Geranium – Pretty blooms with a powerful punch
4. Mint – Fresh scent, fierce against mosquitoes
5. Marigold – Bright, bold, and bug-banishing
6. Bee Balm – Attracts pollinators, repels pests
7. Basil – Delicious for dishes, deadly for skeeters!
These plants do double duty: beautify your space AND protect your family.
Which one do you have at home already? Or which are you planting next?
Drop your answers in the comments!
Let’s grow a mosquito-free zone together!
#PracticalFarmingTips #MosquitoRepellentPlants #ManuforProgress #NaturalLiving #GrowGreenSay Goodbye to Mosquitoes the Natural Way! 7 Powerful Plants That Repel Mosquitoes πΏπ¦β Tired of being a snack for mosquitoes every evening? Here are 7 beautiful, fragrant, and effective mosquito-repelling plants you can grow around your home: 1. π± Citronella – The #1 natural mosquito repellent 2. πΏ Rosemary – Great for cooking AND bug-busting! 3. πΈ Geranium – Pretty blooms with a powerful punch 4. π Mint – Fresh scent, fierce against mosquitoes 5. πΌ Marigold – Bright, bold, and bug-banishing 6. πΊ Bee Balm – Attracts pollinators, repels pests 7. πΏ Basil – Delicious for dishes, deadly for skeeters! These plants do double duty: beautify your space AND protect your family. Which one do you have at home already? Or which are you planting next? Drop your answers in the comments! Let’s grow a mosquito-free zone together! #PracticalFarmingTips #MosquitoRepellentPlants #ManuforProgress #NaturalLiving #GrowGreen -
Albert Einstein once said:
"Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore."
Here are 9 timeless lessons I’ve learned from him:
1. Don’t Overthink the Future
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
The future is uncertain, and worrying about it steals today’s joy. Focus on what you have now and keep moving forward.
2. Dare to Think Big
"I believe bold speculation will take us further than the mere accumulation of facts."
Daring ideas have changed the world more than safe ones ever could.
3. Keep Moving Forward
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
Don’t stand still. Progress, no matter how small, is still progress.
4. Politics Is Harder Than Physics
When asked, “If man discovered the atom, why can’t we solve political problems?”
Einstein answered:
"Because politics is more difficult than physics."
Brilliant minds still struggle where emotions, power, and ego take over.
5. Embrace Simplicity
Einstein believed in “Einstein’s Razor” — removing what’s unnecessary and holding on to what matters.
Simplicity is power, as long as it doesn’t become oversimplification.
6. Education Should Teach You to Think
"The aim of education should be to train minds to think, not to memorize facts."
So read more. Reflect more. Let your curiosity be your best teacher.
7. We All Belong to One Tree
"All religions, arts, and sciences are branches of the same tree."
Humanity thrives when we grow together, not apart. We are more connected than we think.
8. Stay True to Your Conscience
"Never do anything against your conscience, even if the state demands it."
Let your principles guide you — especially when it's not easy.
9. What Is Relativity?
Einstein once joked:
"Sit with a pretty girl for two hours and it feels like two minutes. Sit on a hot stove for two minutes and it feels like two hours — that’s relativity."
Perspective changes everything.Albert Einstein once said: "Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore." Here are 9 timeless lessons I’ve learned from him: 1. Don’t Overthink the Future "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." The future is uncertain, and worrying about it steals today’s joy. Focus on what you have now and keep moving forward. 2. Dare to Think Big "I believe bold speculation will take us further than the mere accumulation of facts." Daring ideas have changed the world more than safe ones ever could. 3. Keep Moving Forward "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Don’t stand still. Progress, no matter how small, is still progress. 4. Politics Is Harder Than Physics When asked, “If man discovered the atom, why can’t we solve political problems?” Einstein answered: "Because politics is more difficult than physics." Brilliant minds still struggle where emotions, power, and ego take over. 5. Embrace Simplicity Einstein believed in “Einstein’s Razor” — removing what’s unnecessary and holding on to what matters. Simplicity is power, as long as it doesn’t become oversimplification. 6. Education Should Teach You to Think "The aim of education should be to train minds to think, not to memorize facts." So read more. Reflect more. Let your curiosity be your best teacher. 7. We All Belong to One Tree "All religions, arts, and sciences are branches of the same tree." Humanity thrives when we grow together, not apart. We are more connected than we think. 8. Stay True to Your Conscience "Never do anything against your conscience, even if the state demands it." Let your principles guide you — especially when it's not easy. 9. What Is Relativity? Einstein once joked: "Sit with a pretty girl for two hours and it feels like two minutes. Sit on a hot stove for two minutes and it feels like two hours — that’s relativity." Perspective changes everything. -
PROTECTING your CHICKENS from SNAKES!!
Snakes are usually unexpected but shouldn't be a surprise when found around poultry.
It's important to keep snakes out of your chicken environment to keep the eggs, chicks, & even your chickens safe from snake attacks.
If you have snakes around your poultry, it's one sign that you have rodents in the poultry and most likely eating your chicken's feed.
Here are some of the ways you can implement to avoid these creatures in your homesteads:
1. RODENT CONTROL:
Rats love chicken feed and snakes love rats and mice. If you have too many rats running around your yard, chances of sighting a snake are high. Rodent control is therefore important. Ensure proper waste management – burn or properly dispose of any litter far away from the fowl run.
Too much garbage lying around is food for rats and junk items around the yard such as rubbles, old roofing sheets and wood piles provide a safe haven for rats and snakes. As you may be aware, rats breed so fast hence attracting the attention of these reptiles which may end up in your fowl run eating the chickens and eggs.
2. SNAKE REPELLANTS:
Planting snake repellant plants also helps to deter the creatures. These plants emit odours that irritate snakes. Some common examples include marigolds, lemongrass, wormwood, rosemary, thyme, garlic, garden rue and onions. Plant these around the chicken run and yard to provide a protective shield for the birds.
Snake pills from most veterinary shops also help excrete pungent smell that deter these reptiles. Smoke from burning tyres also irritates snakes from settling in the yard. Putting diesel around the perimeter of the yard or fowl run also ensures snakes do not cross the line. You can also put broken bottle pieces around the fowl run to deter snakes from crossing. Spraying a concoction of mahogany tree barks soaked in water around the yard also repels the serpents.
3. CUT DOWN TALL GRASS:
Ensure grass around the yard and fowl run is cut short at all times. Tall grass and thick bushes provide a safe home or hideout for snakes and even mosquitos.
4. COVER ANY FOWL RUN OPENINGS:
With the rains around, snakes are constantly looking for dry and warm places to stay. Fowl runs, homes and storerooms provide these ideal conditions. Ensure the fowl run has no openings that allow snakes to enter especially from the roof.
Cover any openings with mesh wire or plaster any holes or cracks where possible. The fowl run should be snake proof to protect the chickens at all times.
5. PRUNE TREES:
Snakes can climb trees and find ways to enter the fowl run through the roof. Ensure any nearby trees are pruned at all times.
6. COLLECT EGGS REGULARLY:
Snakes are mostly attracted to eggs more than the chickens. It’s only when chickens seem to be a predator when snakes do attack the birds.
Ensure eggs in nesting boxes are removed regularly during the day and remove the ‘temptation’ for snakes to enter the fowl runs.
7. KEEPING GUINEA FOWLS:
Those with guinea fowls (hanga) can testify these birds are very alert and make a lot of noise when they see intruders. Guinea fowls are not afraid of snakes and can fight off and kill these reptiles with ease.
However, guinea fowls can also end up bullying chickens hence you need to introduce them pretty early to ensure they can co-exist well.
8. CATS AND DOGS:
Cats are good at reducing rodent population and even fighting off snakes. Dogs too can help in spotting such intruders. Having these in the yard is a sure help when it comes to managing rodents and keeping snakes away.
CONCLUSION:
In the event you find snakes in the fowl run, it is always advisable to enlist the services of professional snake handlers than trying to manage this on your own.
Some snake species are poisonous and can harm you. Snake handlers know how to catch and rehabilitate these reptiles. Snakes have a purpose in the ecosystem, there is need to preserve them hence the need to call professionals for help.
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https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va46SjbGJP8JeCLgTh3aPROTECTING your CHICKENS from SNAKES!! Snakes are usually unexpected but shouldn't be a surprise when found around poultry. It's important to keep snakes out of your chicken environment to keep the eggs, chicks, & even your chickens safe from snake attacks. If you have snakes around your poultry, it's one sign that you have rodents in the poultry and most likely eating your chicken's feed. Here are some of the ways you can implement to avoid these creatures in your homesteads: 1. RODENT CONTROL: Rats love chicken feed and snakes love rats and mice. If you have too many rats running around your yard, chances of sighting a snake are high. Rodent control is therefore important. Ensure proper waste management – burn or properly dispose of any litter far away from the fowl run. Too much garbage lying around is food for rats and junk items around the yard such as rubbles, old roofing sheets and wood piles provide a safe haven for rats and snakes. As you may be aware, rats breed so fast hence attracting the attention of these reptiles which may end up in your fowl run eating the chickens and eggs. 2. SNAKE REPELLANTS: Planting snake repellant plants also helps to deter the creatures. These plants emit odours that irritate snakes. Some common examples include marigolds, lemongrass, wormwood, rosemary, thyme, garlic, garden rue and onions. Plant these around the chicken run and yard to provide a protective shield for the birds. Snake pills from most veterinary shops also help excrete pungent smell that deter these reptiles. Smoke from burning tyres also irritates snakes from settling in the yard. Putting diesel around the perimeter of the yard or fowl run also ensures snakes do not cross the line. You can also put broken bottle pieces around the fowl run to deter snakes from crossing. Spraying a concoction of mahogany tree barks soaked in water around the yard also repels the serpents. 3. CUT DOWN TALL GRASS: Ensure grass around the yard and fowl run is cut short at all times. Tall grass and thick bushes provide a safe home or hideout for snakes and even mosquitos. 4. COVER ANY FOWL RUN OPENINGS: With the rains around, snakes are constantly looking for dry and warm places to stay. Fowl runs, homes and storerooms provide these ideal conditions. Ensure the fowl run has no openings that allow snakes to enter especially from the roof. Cover any openings with mesh wire or plaster any holes or cracks where possible. The fowl run should be snake proof to protect the chickens at all times. 5. PRUNE TREES: Snakes can climb trees and find ways to enter the fowl run through the roof. Ensure any nearby trees are pruned at all times. 6. COLLECT EGGS REGULARLY: Snakes are mostly attracted to eggs more than the chickens. It’s only when chickens seem to be a predator when snakes do attack the birds. Ensure eggs in nesting boxes are removed regularly during the day and remove the ‘temptation’ for snakes to enter the fowl runs. 7. KEEPING GUINEA FOWLS: Those with guinea fowls (hanga) can testify these birds are very alert and make a lot of noise when they see intruders. Guinea fowls are not afraid of snakes and can fight off and kill these reptiles with ease. However, guinea fowls can also end up bullying chickens hence you need to introduce them pretty early to ensure they can co-exist well. 8. CATS AND DOGS: Cats are good at reducing rodent population and even fighting off snakes. Dogs too can help in spotting such intruders. Having these in the yard is a sure help when it comes to managing rodents and keeping snakes away. CONCLUSION: In the event you find snakes in the fowl run, it is always advisable to enlist the services of professional snake handlers than trying to manage this on your own. Some snake species are poisonous and can harm you. Snake handlers know how to catch and rehabilitate these reptiles. Snakes have a purpose in the ecosystem, there is need to preserve them hence the need to call professionals for help. #SHARE this post to educate others!ππ •~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~• Keep learning with iMaDe FARMs ππ€π§‘ •~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~• Remember to follow our WhatsApp Channel for More Farming Tips!ππ π§‘π€π https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va46SjbGJP8JeCLgTh3aWHATSAPP.COMiMaDe FARMs | WhatsApp ChanneliMaDe FARMs WhatsApp Channel. "Diligently transforming the future of agriculture by empowering farmers to grow locally, lead globally and leave a lasting legacy for generations to come!". 7.7K followers -
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This is the list of Ponzi schemes that have made away with Nigerians’ money so far.
MMM Nigeria – 2016
Ultimate Cycler – 2016
Get Help Worldwide (GHW) – 2016
Twinkas – 2016
Icharity Club – 2016
Crowd Rising – 2016
Claritta – 2016
Help2Get – 2016
Loopers Club – 2016
Givers Forum – 2016
NNN Nigeria – 2017
MMM Cooperation – 2017
GCCH (Global Crediting Cooperative Hub) – 2017
Money Riot – 2017
RevoMoney – 2017
SwissGolden (Nigeria version) – 2017
NNU (Nigeria News Update) – 2017
Peer2Peer Donation – 2017
Twinkas Reloaded – 2017
Donation Hub – 2017
MyBonus – 2017
ZarFund – 2017
Bitclub Advantage – 2018
Million Money – 2018
Helping Hands International – 2018
DGSOUK – 2018
Pennywise – 2018
Loom – 2019
Crowd1 – 2019
Lion’s Share – 2020
InksNation – 2020
Baraza Multipurpose Cooperative – 2020
Racksterli – 2020
86FB (aka 86Z) – 2021
Eagle Cooperative – 2021
Royal Q (Nigerian scam version) – 2021
FINAFRICA – 2021
Ovaioza Farm Produce Storage – 2022
QNet (Nigeria) – 2022
Afriq Arbitrage System (AAS) – 2022
MBA Forex – 2022
Chinmark Group – 2022
Inksledger – 2022
Axim Exchange – 2022
Compoundly – 2024
CALA (Cala Finance) – 2023
6Dollars Investment – 2023
Sidra Investment (cloned scam version) – 2024
WealthBuddy – 2024
BitFinance Global – 2025
CBEX-2025
WWCOIN - 2025
MTS - 2025
-additional FCB 2024
Elixir
Money wealth
Cheersway
Success point
Real and cool
Real freedom
Pinkoin
Wealth evolution
Aramco
MLL
River ranch
WHA
SRA
Cheerways
Anchor
Omegapro
Damatop
Add yours-as copied- This is the list of Ponzi schemes that have made away with Nigerians’ money so far. MMM Nigeria – 2016 Ultimate Cycler – 2016 Get Help Worldwide (GHW) – 2016 Twinkas – 2016 Icharity Club – 2016 Crowd Rising – 2016 Claritta – 2016 Help2Get – 2016 Loopers Club – 2016 Givers Forum – 2016 NNN Nigeria – 2017 MMM Cooperation – 2017 GCCH (Global Crediting Cooperative Hub) – 2017 Money Riot – 2017 RevoMoney – 2017 SwissGolden (Nigeria version) – 2017 NNU (Nigeria News Update) – 2017 Peer2Peer Donation – 2017 Twinkas Reloaded – 2017 Donation Hub – 2017 MyBonus – 2017 ZarFund – 2017 Bitclub Advantage – 2018 Million Money – 2018 Helping Hands International – 2018 DGSOUK – 2018 Pennywise – 2018 Loom – 2019 Crowd1 – 2019 Lion’s Share – 2020 InksNation – 2020 Baraza Multipurpose Cooperative – 2020 Racksterli – 2020 86FB (aka 86Z) – 2021 Eagle Cooperative – 2021 Royal Q (Nigerian scam version) – 2021 FINAFRICA – 2021 Ovaioza Farm Produce Storage – 2022 QNet (Nigeria) – 2022 Afriq Arbitrage System (AAS) – 2022 MBA Forex – 2022 Chinmark Group – 2022 Inksledger – 2022 Axim Exchange – 2022 Compoundly – 2024 CALA (Cala Finance) – 2023 6Dollars Investment – 2023 Sidra Investment (cloned scam version) – 2024 WealthBuddy – 2024 BitFinance Global – 2025 CBEX-2025 WWCOIN - 2025 MTS - 2025 -additional FCB 2024 Elixir Money wealth Cheersway Success point Real and cool Real freedom Pinkoin Wealth evolution Aramco MLL River ranch WHA SRA Cheerways Anchor Omegapro Damatop Add yours -
Albert Einstein once said:
"Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore."
Here are 9 timeless lessons I’ve learned from him:
1. Don’t Overthink the Future
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
The future is uncertain, and worrying about it steals today’s joy. Focus on what you have now and keep moving forward.
2. Dare to Think Big
"I believe bold speculation will take us further than the mere accumulation of facts."
Daring ideas have changed the world more than safe ones ever could.
3. Keep Moving Forward
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
Don’t stand still. Progress, no matter how small, is still progress.
4. Politics Is Harder Than Physics
When asked, “If man discovered the atom, why can’t we solve political problems?”
Einstein answered:
"Because politics is more difficult than physics."
Brilliant minds still struggle where emotions, power, and ego take over.
5. Embrace Simplicity
Einstein believed in “Einstein’s Razor” — removing what’s unnecessary and holding on to what matters.
Simplicity is power, as long as it doesn’t become oversimplification.
6. Education Should Teach You to Think
"The aim of education should be to train minds to think, not to memorize facts."
So read more. Reflect more. Let your curiosity be your best teacher.
7. We All Belong to One Tree
"All religions, arts, and sciences are branches of the same tree."
Humanity thrives when we grow together, not apart. We are more connected than we think.
8. Stay True to Your Conscience
"Never do anything against your conscience, even if the state demands it."
Let your principles guide you — especially when it's not easy.
9. What Is Relativity?
Einstein once joked:
"Sit with a pretty girl for two hours and it feels like two minutes. Sit on a hot stove for two minutes and it feels like two hours — that’s relativity."
Perspective changes everything.Albert Einstein once said: "Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore." Here are 9 timeless lessons I’ve learned from him: 1. Don’t Overthink the Future "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." The future is uncertain, and worrying about it steals today’s joy. Focus on what you have now and keep moving forward. 2. Dare to Think Big "I believe bold speculation will take us further than the mere accumulation of facts." Daring ideas have changed the world more than safe ones ever could. 3. Keep Moving Forward "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Don’t stand still. Progress, no matter how small, is still progress. 4. Politics Is Harder Than Physics When asked, “If man discovered the atom, why can’t we solve political problems?” Einstein answered: "Because politics is more difficult than physics." Brilliant minds still struggle where emotions, power, and ego take over. 5. Embrace Simplicity Einstein believed in “Einstein’s Razor” — removing what’s unnecessary and holding on to what matters. Simplicity is power, as long as it doesn’t become oversimplification. 6. Education Should Teach You to Think "The aim of education should be to train minds to think, not to memorize facts." So read more. Reflect more. Let your curiosity be your best teacher. 7. We All Belong to One Tree "All religions, arts, and sciences are branches of the same tree." Humanity thrives when we grow together, not apart. We are more connected than we think. 8. Stay True to Your Conscience "Never do anything against your conscience, even if the state demands it." Let your principles guide you — especially when it's not easy. 9. What Is Relativity? Einstein once joked: "Sit with a pretty girl for two hours and it feels like two minutes. Sit on a hot stove for two minutes and it feels like two hours — that’s relativity." Perspective changes everything. -
The Last Wishes of Alexander the Great
A message from a ruler at the peak of power… facing the only thing no one escapes — death.
Before his passing, Alexander the Great , the greatest ruler, called upon his army's commander and shared three unusual final requests:
1. “Let the best doctors of the empire carry my coffin.”
So that all may see — even the finest physicians are powerless in the face of death.
2. “Scatter gold coins and precious gems along the road to my grave.”
So that the world understands — the wealth we accumulate in life stays behind when we leave.
3. “Let my hands dangle outside my coffin, visible to all.”
So that everyone knows — even the Emperor of the world leaves this life with empty hands.
When his commander, shocked and confused, asked why such unusual wishes, Alexander the Great explained with quiet clarity:
“Let the people see the truth.
Let them understand the limits of power, the illusion of wealth, and the inevitability of death.
I conquered half the world…
But in the end, I take nothing with me.”
A man who ruled empires, commanded vast armies, and controlled unimaginable riches —
Yet he left behind a lesson that is more valuable than any treasure:
Life is not about what you accumulate.
It is about what you leave behind in hearts, in deeds, in wisdom.
No title, no possession, no wealth will accompany us in the end.
Only our legacy. Only our truth.
So live with intention.
Give generously.
Speak kindly.
Forgive freely.
And walk humbly.
Because when the final moment comes…
We all leave the same way — with nothing but our name, and the love we gave.π The Last Wishes of Alexander the Great A message from a ruler at the peak of power… facing the only thing no one escapes — death. Before his passing, Alexander the Great , the greatest ruler, called upon his army's commander and shared three unusual final requests: ποΈ 1. “Let the best doctors of the empire carry my coffin.” So that all may see — even the finest physicians are powerless in the face of death. π° 2. “Scatter gold coins and precious gems along the road to my grave.” So that the world understands — the wealth we accumulate in life stays behind when we leave. β 3. “Let my hands dangle outside my coffin, visible to all.” So that everyone knows — even the Emperor of the world leaves this life with empty hands. When his commander, shocked and confused, asked why such unusual wishes, Alexander the Great explained with quiet clarity: “Let the people see the truth. Let them understand the limits of power, the illusion of wealth, and the inevitability of death. I conquered half the world… But in the end, I take nothing with me.” β¨ A man who ruled empires, commanded vast armies, and controlled unimaginable riches — Yet he left behind a lesson that is more valuable than any treasure: Life is not about what you accumulate. It is about what you leave behind in hearts, in deeds, in wisdom. No title, no possession, no wealth will accompany us in the end. Only our legacy. Only our truth. π So live with intention. Give generously. Speak kindly. Forgive freely. And walk humbly. Because when the final moment comes… We all leave the same way — with nothing but our name, and the love we gave. -
1. Talk about business instead of gossips
2. Talk about helping the vulnerable instead of mocking
3. Talk about peace instead of instigating
4. Talk about growth instead of people’s failures
5. Talk about ideas instead of people’s secrets
6. Talk about forgiveness instead of revenge
7. Talk about plans instead of people’s mistakes
8. Talk about kindness instead of hate
9. Talk about purpose instead of distractions
10. Talk about impact instead of insults
11. Talk about reading instead of rumors
12. Talk about patience instead of pressure
13. Talk about responsibility instead of blame
14. Talk about unity instead of division
15. Talk about change instead of complaints
16. Talk about discipline instead of disorder
17. Talk about progress instead of problems
18. Talk about creativity instead of criticism
19. Talk about calm instead of chaos
20. Talk about learning instead of laughing at others
21. Talk about truth instead of twisting stories
22. Talk about love instead of judgment
23. Talk about solutions instead of spreading fear
24. Talk about gratitude instead of grumbling
25. Talk about humility instead of pride
26. Talk about health instead of people’s bodies
27. Talk about goals instead of gossip
28. Talk about support instead of sarcasm
29. Talk about prayers instead of plotting
30. Talk about lifting others instead of looking down on them
What we choose to talk about shapes our environment and reveals our values. Fill your words with things that build, heal, and uplift. Replace mockery with encouragement, and let your conversations become a source of light in dark places. Be known for spreading peace, not drama.1. Talk about business instead of gossips 2. Talk about helping the vulnerable instead of mocking 3. Talk about peace instead of instigating 4. Talk about growth instead of people’s failures 5. Talk about ideas instead of people’s secrets 6. Talk about forgiveness instead of revenge 7. Talk about plans instead of people’s mistakes 8. Talk about kindness instead of hate 9. Talk about purpose instead of distractions 10. Talk about impact instead of insults 11. Talk about reading instead of rumors 12. Talk about patience instead of pressure 13. Talk about responsibility instead of blame 14. Talk about unity instead of division 15. Talk about change instead of complaints 16. Talk about discipline instead of disorder 17. Talk about progress instead of problems 18. Talk about creativity instead of criticism 19. Talk about calm instead of chaos 20. Talk about learning instead of laughing at others 21. Talk about truth instead of twisting stories 22. Talk about love instead of judgment 23. Talk about solutions instead of spreading fear 24. Talk about gratitude instead of grumbling 25. Talk about humility instead of pride 26. Talk about health instead of people’s bodies 27. Talk about goals instead of gossip 28. Talk about support instead of sarcasm 29. Talk about prayers instead of plotting 30. Talk about lifting others instead of looking down on them What we choose to talk about shapes our environment and reveals our values. Fill your words with things that build, heal, and uplift. Replace mockery with encouragement, and let your conversations become a source of light in dark places. Be known for spreading peace, not drama. -
‘One morning, I woke up to find my neighbor's children drinking garri with salt in the compound.
They saw me and greeted me.
"Uncle good morning."
The last born shouted.
"Uncle come and eat."
Playfully I walked to them.
"What are you eating?"
"Gmax." The firstborn replied.
The rest of the children laughed.
"You mean Garri?"
"Uncle this is not garri, it is GMax. A kind of snack."
I chuckled.
I told them to bring me a spoon let me join them.
They raised their head and looked at me. They were shocked.
The second born touched the last born and said.
"Go and bring spoon for Uncle. Uncle wants to eat GMax snacks."
The boy ran in and returned with a spoon.
As I took a spoon, that was when I realized the Garri was not with Sugar but with salt.
The children started laughing.
I paused for a while and swallowed.
"Uncle, so you use to eat GMax snacks too." The last born asked.
I nodded my head. I told him I am a professional in Gmax garri.
Their mother who heard the laughter came out of the room and saw me. She was smiling.
"Uncle, you seff dey drink garri."
I told her I decided to join my younger brothers to eat.
She smiled.
"Eya. Today wey we no get better food to cook except garri, na that time you come chop."
I chuckled.
"Madam, God know say na my favourite food na im make he make me see am to chop today."
The last born laughed.
"Uncle like Gmax o."
I told her that after eating, I and my younger brothers(her children) would go out and buy noodles for breakfast.
She laughed.
The boys were excited. They began to rush the garri so it would finish quickly.
When we were done drinking Garri, I took the boys out and I bought a carton of noodles for them.
When the mother saw her children carrying a carton into the house, she became emotional.
She said to me.
"Uncle, this is the first time I will have anything in a carton in my house. See how God take bless her children."
I handed her money that would be enough to cook two pots of soup for the week.
The first child held my hands and said.
"Uncle, Thank you."
He beckoned on the brothers to come say thank you.
The last child ran and embraced me.
Then he said.
"Uncle... Uncle... In the afternoon you will come and eat GMax with us again ba. We would put sugar inside for you."
I tried hard to hold back my tears.
Before you look down on that meal God has provided you to eat, remember that there are people who do not have up to that standard. Be grateful and contented.’
#viralpost
@Praises chidera obiora community
Credit:: Author Praises Chidera Obiora Stories‘One morning, I woke up to find my neighbor's children drinking garri with salt in the compound. They saw me and greeted me. "Uncle good morning." The last born shouted. "Uncle come and eat." Playfully I walked to them. "What are you eating?" "Gmax." The firstborn replied. The rest of the children laughed. "You mean Garri?" "Uncle this is not garri, it is GMax. A kind of snack." I chuckled. I told them to bring me a spoon let me join them. They raised their head and looked at me. They were shocked. The second born touched the last born and said. "Go and bring spoon for Uncle. Uncle wants to eat GMax snacks." The boy ran in and returned with a spoon. As I took a spoon, that was when I realized the Garri was not with Sugar but with salt. The children started laughing. I paused for a while and swallowed. "Uncle, so you use to eat GMax snacks too." The last born asked. I nodded my head. I told him I am a professional in Gmax garri. Their mother who heard the laughter came out of the room and saw me. She was smiling. "Uncle, you seff dey drink garri." I told her I decided to join my younger brothers to eat. She smiled. "Eya. Today wey we no get better food to cook except garri, na that time you come chop." I chuckled. "Madam, God know say na my favourite food na im make he make me see am to chop today." The last born laughed. "Uncle like Gmax o." I told her that after eating, I and my younger brothers(her children) would go out and buy noodles for breakfast. She laughed. The boys were excited. They began to rush the garri so it would finish quickly. When we were done drinking Garri, I took the boys out and I bought a carton of noodles for them. When the mother saw her children carrying a carton into the house, she became emotional. She said to me. "Uncle, this is the first time I will have anything in a carton in my house. See how God take bless her children." I handed her money that would be enough to cook two pots of soup for the week. The first child held my hands and said. "Uncle, Thank you." He beckoned on the brothers to come say thank you. The last child ran and embraced me. Then he said. "Uncle... Uncle... In the afternoon you will come and eat GMax with us again ba. We would put sugar inside for you." I tried hard to hold back my tears. Before you look down on that meal God has provided you to eat, remember that there are people who do not have up to that standard. Be grateful and contented.’ #viralpost @Praises chidera obiora community Credit:: Author Praises Chidera Obiora Stories -
‘One morning, I woke up to find my neighbor's children drinking garri with salt in the compound.
They saw me and greeted me.
"Uncle good morning."
The last born shouted.
"Uncle come and eat."
Playfully I walked to them.
"What are you eating?"
"Gmax." The firstborn replied.
The rest of the children laughed.
"You mean Garri?"
"Uncle this is not garri, it is GMax. A kind of snack."
I chuckled.
I told them to bring me a spoon let me join them.
They raised their head and looked at me. They were shocked.
The second born touched the last born and said.
"Go and bring spoon for Uncle. Uncle wants to eat GMax snacks."
The boy ran in and returned with a spoon.
As I took a spoon, that was when I realized the Garri was not with Sugar but with salt.
The children started laughing.
I paused for a while and swallowed.
"Uncle, so you use to eat GMax snacks too." The last born asked.
I nodded my head. I told him I am a professional in Gmax garri.
Their mother who heard the laughter came out of the room and saw me. She was smiling.
"Uncle, you seff dey drink garri."
I told her I decided to join my younger brothers to eat.
She smiled.
"Eya. Today wey we no get better food to cook except garri, na that time you come chop."
I chuckled.
"Madam, God know say na my favourite food na im make he make me see am to chop today."
The last born laughed.
"Uncle like Gmax o."
I told her that after eating, I and my younger brothers(her children) would go out and buy noodles for breakfast.
She laughed.
The boys were excited. They began to rush the garri so it would finish quickly.
When we were done drinking Garri, I took the boys out and I bought a carton of noodles for them.
When the mother saw her children carrying a carton into the house, she became emotional.
She said to me.
"Uncle, this is the first time I will have anything in a carton in my house. See how God take bless her children."
I handed her money that would be enough to cook two pots of soup for the week.
The first child held my hands and said.
"Uncle, Thank you."
He beckoned on the brothers to come say thank you.
The last child ran and embraced me.
Then he said.
"Uncle... Uncle... In the afternoon you will come and eat GMax with us again ba. We would put sugar inside for you."
I tried hard to hold back my tears.
Before you look down on that meal God has provided you to eat, remember that there are people who do not have up to that standard. Be grateful and contented.’
#viralpost
@Praises chidera obiora community
Credit:: Author Praises Chidera Obiora Stories‘One morning, I woke up to find my neighbor's children drinking garri with salt in the compound. They saw me and greeted me. "Uncle good morning." The last born shouted. "Uncle come and eat." Playfully I walked to them. "What are you eating?" "Gmax." The firstborn replied. The rest of the children laughed. "You mean Garri?" "Uncle this is not garri, it is GMax. A kind of snack." I chuckled. I told them to bring me a spoon let me join them. They raised their head and looked at me. They were shocked. The second born touched the last born and said. "Go and bring spoon for Uncle. Uncle wants to eat GMax snacks." The boy ran in and returned with a spoon. As I took a spoon, that was when I realized the Garri was not with Sugar but with salt. The children started laughing. I paused for a while and swallowed. "Uncle, so you use to eat GMax snacks too." The last born asked. I nodded my head. I told him I am a professional in Gmax garri. Their mother who heard the laughter came out of the room and saw me. She was smiling. "Uncle, you seff dey drink garri." I told her I decided to join my younger brothers to eat. She smiled. "Eya. Today wey we no get better food to cook except garri, na that time you come chop." I chuckled. "Madam, God know say na my favourite food na im make he make me see am to chop today." The last born laughed. "Uncle like Gmax o." I told her that after eating, I and my younger brothers(her children) would go out and buy noodles for breakfast. She laughed. The boys were excited. They began to rush the garri so it would finish quickly. When we were done drinking Garri, I took the boys out and I bought a carton of noodles for them. When the mother saw her children carrying a carton into the house, she became emotional. She said to me. "Uncle, this is the first time I will have anything in a carton in my house. See how God take bless her children." I handed her money that would be enough to cook two pots of soup for the week. The first child held my hands and said. "Uncle, Thank you." He beckoned on the brothers to come say thank you. The last child ran and embraced me. Then he said. "Uncle... Uncle... In the afternoon you will come and eat GMax with us again ba. We would put sugar inside for you." I tried hard to hold back my tears. Before you look down on that meal God has provided you to eat, remember that there are people who do not have up to that standard. Be grateful and contented.’ #viralpost @Praises chidera obiora community Credit:: Author Praises Chidera Obiora Stories -
1. A leader leads from the front not from the back
2. A leader does first before he asks his followers to do not the other way round
3. A leader listens more than he speaks
4. A leader takes responsibility, not excuses
5. A leader corrects in private and praises in public
6. A leader stands strong during chaos, not just in comfort
7. A leader motivates by example, not by pressure
8. A leader protects the weak, not exploit them
9. A leader shows vision, not confusion
10. A leader works with the team, not above the team
11. A leader creates more leaders, not more followers
12. A leader stays calm even when others panic
13. A leader stays focused on the goal, not distracted by noise
14. A leader serves before he commands
15. A leader accepts blame and shares the credit
16. A leader builds trust, not fear
17. A leader values growth over perfection
18. A leader solves problems, not spread blame
19. A leader remains humble no matter how high he climbs
20. A leader respects others regardless of their position
21. A leader keeps learning, even while leading
22. A leader inspires with actions, not just words
23. A leader speaks truth, not what’s convenient
24. A leader admits mistakes, not cover them
25. A leader remains consistent, not double-faced
26. A leader earns loyalty, not demand it
27. A leader walks with integrity, not hidden agendas
28. A leader stays visible when it's tough, not hide
29. A leader builds bridges, not walls
30. A leader lifts others up, not tramples on them
*Encouragement Paragraph:*
True leadership is not about titles or positions — it’s about action, impact, and character. Whether you lead a team, a family, a community, or just yourself, be the kind of leader who leads by example. People follow what they see, not what they hear. So rise, lead with love, strength, and integrity. The world needs more of such leadership.1. A leader leads from the front not from the back 2. A leader does first before he asks his followers to do not the other way round 3. A leader listens more than he speaks 4. A leader takes responsibility, not excuses 5. A leader corrects in private and praises in public 6. A leader stands strong during chaos, not just in comfort 7. A leader motivates by example, not by pressure 8. A leader protects the weak, not exploit them 9. A leader shows vision, not confusion 10. A leader works with the team, not above the team 11. A leader creates more leaders, not more followers 12. A leader stays calm even when others panic 13. A leader stays focused on the goal, not distracted by noise 14. A leader serves before he commands 15. A leader accepts blame and shares the credit 16. A leader builds trust, not fear 17. A leader values growth over perfection 18. A leader solves problems, not spread blame 19. A leader remains humble no matter how high he climbs 20. A leader respects others regardless of their position 21. A leader keeps learning, even while leading 22. A leader inspires with actions, not just words 23. A leader speaks truth, not what’s convenient 24. A leader admits mistakes, not cover them 25. A leader remains consistent, not double-faced 26. A leader earns loyalty, not demand it 27. A leader walks with integrity, not hidden agendas 28. A leader stays visible when it's tough, not hide 29. A leader builds bridges, not walls 30. A leader lifts others up, not tramples on them *Encouragement Paragraph:* True leadership is not about titles or positions — it’s about action, impact, and character. Whether you lead a team, a family, a community, or just yourself, be the kind of leader who leads by example. People follow what they see, not what they hear. So rise, lead with love, strength, and integrity. The world needs more of such leadership. πͺπ -
10 TYPES OF WOMEN A MALE FARMER MUST AVOID
Brutal Truths Every Focused Man Needs in 2025
You don’t need witchcraft to fail — just the wrong woman in your space.
Your farm, peace, and future can be destroyed silently… if you're not discerning.
Here’s the harsh truth no one tells male farmers:
1. The Beauty Without Brains – Fine face, empty mind. Can’t support your vision.
2. The “Soft Life Only” Babe – No hustle. Just vibes and expensive taste.
3. The Forever Victim – She’ll drain your emotions, not water your dreams.
4. The Seductress – Knows your weakness, weaponizes it.
5. The Classy Gold-Digger – She’s not in love — she’s in business.
6. The Spiritually Dead – You’re sowing seeds, she’s sowing confusion.
7. Miss Entitled – Wants queen treatment, won’t lift a finger.
8. The Modern Rebel – Can’t build legacy with someone who hates structure.
9. The Ex You Won’t Delete – If she still controls your heart, your hands can’t build.
10. The Destiny Assassin – Sent to waste your time, money, and mind.
Bro, protect your purpose.
Some women aren’t partners… they’re spiritual potholes.
Think legacy. Think vision. Choose wisely.
#MaleFarmerWisdom #FarmWithFocus #AvoidDestinyKillers #AfricanFarmers #DoxaonFarmResort #FarmingAndPurpose #RealTalkForMen #GoatFarmerAfrica #AgropreneurLife10 TYPES OF WOMEN A MALE FARMER MUST AVOID Brutal Truths Every Focused Man Needs in 2025 You don’t need witchcraft to fail — just the wrong woman in your space. Your farm, peace, and future can be destroyed silently… if you're not discerning. Here’s the harsh truth no one tells male farmers: 1. The Beauty Without Brains – Fine face, empty mind. Can’t support your vision. 2. The “Soft Life Only” Babe – No hustle. Just vibes and expensive taste. 3. The Forever Victim – She’ll drain your emotions, not water your dreams. 4. The Seductress – Knows your weakness, weaponizes it. 5. The Classy Gold-Digger – She’s not in love — she’s in business. 6. The Spiritually Dead – You’re sowing seeds, she’s sowing confusion. 7. Miss Entitled – Wants queen treatment, won’t lift a finger. 8. The Modern Rebel – Can’t build legacy with someone who hates structure. 9. The Ex You Won’t Delete – If she still controls your heart, your hands can’t build. 10. The Destiny Assassin – Sent to waste your time, money, and mind. Bro, protect your purpose. Some women aren’t partners… they’re spiritual potholes. Think legacy. Think vision. Choose wisely. #MaleFarmerWisdom #FarmWithFocus #AvoidDestinyKillers #AfricanFarmers #DoxaonFarmResort #FarmingAndPurpose #RealTalkForMen #GoatFarmerAfrica #AgropreneurLife -
HOTEL ROOM SAFETY TIPS
1) Once you're in your hotel room, turn off the lights. Use your phone camera as a scanner. Move the phone camera around to detect hidden cameras.
2) Move a piece of furniture behind the door to prevent break-ins. Furniture like the bed or chair. If you cannot move your bed, hang a utensil or cup on the door handle to create noise if someone tries to enter, which will wake you up.
3) If you're alone, leave the key inside the door after locking to prevent unauthorized entry in case any hotel staff have a spare key. But if you're with someone you don't fully trust, avoid this.
4) Let someone know your location by calling them in the presence of the receptionist. You can make a statement like "Na this Usman hotel I dey o, if you no see my call tomorrow, mek men enter oo."
5) Before lodging, you can record a long conversation with someone, either a friend or family member, and then play it through a Bluetooth speaker while you're lodging, especially at night. This can scare away intruders because they will think you're on a live call with someone.
6) Check under the bed in case anything is hidden. Check around the room in case someone is hiding.
7) Bring your own towel and toiletries. Don't use hotel toiletries or towel.
8) Don't sleep nákéd Incase of emergencies.
9) Be careful with hotels that have underground rooms. Bád people might use them to hûrt you.
10) Make sure you make payment with ATM. When you make payment with an ATM, the bank has full details of the receiving account and your location. If the hotel doesn't accept ATM payments, it might be a red flag. Consider walking away.HOTEL ROOM SAFETY TIPS 1) Once you're in your hotel room, turn off the lights. Use your phone camera as a scanner. Move the phone camera around to detect hidden cameras. 2) Move a piece of furniture behind the door to prevent break-ins. Furniture like the bed or chair. If you cannot move your bed, hang a utensil or cup on the door handle to create noise if someone tries to enter, which will wake you up. 3) If you're alone, leave the key inside the door after locking to prevent unauthorized entry in case any hotel staff have a spare key. But if you're with someone you don't fully trust, avoid this. 4) Let someone know your location by calling them in the presence of the receptionist. You can make a statement like "Na this Usman hotel I dey o, if you no see my call tomorrow, mek men enter oo." 5) Before lodging, you can record a long conversation with someone, either a friend or family member, and then play it through a Bluetooth speaker while you're lodging, especially at night. This can scare away intruders because they will think you're on a live call with someone. 6) Check under the bed in case anything is hidden. Check around the room in case someone is hiding. 7) Bring your own towel and toiletries. Don't use hotel toiletries or towel. 8) Don't sleep nákéd Incase of emergencies. 9) Be careful with hotels that have underground rooms. Bád people might use them to hûrt you. 10) Make sure you make payment with ATM. When you make payment with an ATM, the bank has full details of the receiving account and your location. If the hotel doesn't accept ATM payments, it might be a red flag. Consider walking away. -
HOTEL ROOM SAFETY TIPS
1) Once you're in your hotel room, turn off the lights. Use your phone camera as a scanner. Move the phone camera around to detect hidden cameras.
2) Move a piece of furniture behind the door to prevent break-ins. Furniture like the bed or chair. If you cannot move your bed, hang a utensil or cup on the door handle to create noise if someone tries to enter, which will wake you up.
3) If you're alone, leave the key inside the door after locking to prevent unauthorized entry in case any hotel staff have a spare key. But if you're with someone you don't fully trust, avoid this.
4) Let someone know your location by calling them in the presence of the receptionist. You can make a statement like "Na this Usman hotel I dey o, if you no see my call tomorrow, mek men enter oo."
5) Before lodging, you can record a long conversation with someone, either a friend or family member, and then play it through a Bluetooth speaker while you're lodging, especially at night. This can scare away intruders because they will think you're on a live call with someone.
6) Check under the bed in case anything is hidden. Check around the room in case someone is hiding.
7) Bring your own towel and toiletries. Don't use hotel toiletries or towel.
8) Don't sleep nákéd Incase of emergencies.
9) Be careful with hotels that have underground rooms. Bád people might use them to hûrt you.
10) Make sure you make payment with ATM. When you make payment with an ATM, the bank has full details of the receiving account and your location. If the hotel doesn't accept ATM payments, it might be a red flag. Consider walking away.HOTEL ROOM SAFETY TIPS 1) Once you're in your hotel room, turn off the lights. Use your phone camera as a scanner. Move the phone camera around to detect hidden cameras. 2) Move a piece of furniture behind the door to prevent break-ins. Furniture like the bed or chair. If you cannot move your bed, hang a utensil or cup on the door handle to create noise if someone tries to enter, which will wake you up. 3) If you're alone, leave the key inside the door after locking to prevent unauthorized entry in case any hotel staff have a spare key. But if you're with someone you don't fully trust, avoid this. 4) Let someone know your location by calling them in the presence of the receptionist. You can make a statement like "Na this Usman hotel I dey o, if you no see my call tomorrow, mek men enter oo." 5) Before lodging, you can record a long conversation with someone, either a friend or family member, and then play it through a Bluetooth speaker while you're lodging, especially at night. This can scare away intruders because they will think you're on a live call with someone. 6) Check under the bed in case anything is hidden. Check around the room in case someone is hiding. 7) Bring your own towel and toiletries. Don't use hotel toiletries or towel. 8) Don't sleep nákéd Incase of emergencies. 9) Be careful with hotels that have underground rooms. Bád people might use them to hûrt you. 10) Make sure you make payment with ATM. When you make payment with an ATM, the bank has full details of the receiving account and your location. If the hotel doesn't accept ATM payments, it might be a red flag. Consider walking away. -
They say, “Dress like a mother.”
“Cover up.”
“Think of your daughters.”
But let me ask you something —
When did motherhood become a prison?
When did being a “good example” mean erasing who you are?
See, the truth is… I get this all the time.
People look at me and assume that because I show skin or dress bold, I’m somehow failing as a mother.
But I’ve never felt more honest. More alive.
And that’s exactly what I want my daughters to see.
Because being a good example isn’t about hiding.
It’s about showing them what it means to live in your truth —
Even when the world tells you not to.
Do you believe in expression trauma?
That quiet shame that tells women they must be small, silent, and invisible to be “acceptable”?
I do. Because I’ve felt it. And I know millions of women have too.
My mission in this life is simple:
To live so boldly, so truthfully, and so unapologetically…
That it makes you question every cage you were told to live in.
On my life — my daughters will never carry the burden of expression trauma.
By God’s grace, they’ll know freedom.
They’ll wear what they love. Speak how they feel.
And if they’re okay with how they’re seen — then they’re FREE.
And that, to me, is the truest kind of motherhood.
My Wahala Promax people what are your thoughts on korra obidi dressing as a mother?They say, “Dress like a mother.” “Cover up.” “Think of your daughters.” But let me ask you something — When did motherhood become a prison? When did being a “good example” mean erasing who you are? See, the truth is… I get this all the time. People look at me and assume that because I show skin or dress bold, I’m somehow failing as a mother. But I’ve never felt more honest. More alive. And that’s exactly what I want my daughters to see. Because being a good example isn’t about hiding. It’s about showing them what it means to live in your truth — Even when the world tells you not to. Do you believe in expression trauma? That quiet shame that tells women they must be small, silent, and invisible to be “acceptable”? I do. Because I’ve felt it. And I know millions of women have too. My mission in this life is simple: To live so boldly, so truthfully, and so unapologetically… That it makes you question every cage you were told to live in. On my life — my daughters will never carry the burden of expression trauma. By God’s grace, they’ll know freedom. They’ll wear what they love. Speak how they feel. And if they’re okay with how they’re seen — then they’re FREE. And that, to me, is the truest kind of motherhood. My Wahala Promax people what are your thoughts on korra obidi dressing as a mother? -
TEACH YOUR DAUGHTERS THAT
They are five (5) important dresses a woman should wear in her lifetime.
These are:
1. School uniform
2. Matriculation gown
3. Graduation gown
4. Wedding gown
5. Maternity gown
Let your daughters know;That if any girl skips the 2nd dress, she will not get to wear the 3rd.
Daughters must not rush to wear the 5th just because a man has promised them the 4th.
More so, the 4th fits better and more prestigious if worn before the 5th.
Our daughters must learn to wait and follow the dress pattern from 1 to 5.
Be a good parent and Christian leader.
We have this as a responsibility to our Children as parents.
And it is Very important.TEACH YOUR DAUGHTERS THAT They are five (5) important dresses a woman should wear in her lifetime. These are: 1. School uniform 2. Matriculation gown 3. Graduation gown 4. Wedding gown 5. Maternity gown Let your daughters know;That if any girl skips the 2nd dress, she will not get to wear the 3rd. Daughters must not rush to wear the 5th just because a man has promised them the 4th. More so, the 4th fits better and more prestigious if worn before the 5th. Our daughters must learn to wait and follow the dress pattern from 1 to 5. Be a good parent and Christian leader. We have this as a responsibility to our Children as parents. And it is Very important. -
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This is the list of Ponzi schemes that have made away with Nigerians’ money so far.
MMM Nigeria – 2016
Ultimate Cycler – 2016
Get Help Worldwide (GHW) – 2016
Twinkas – 2016
Icharity Club – 2016
Crowd Rising – 2016
Claritta – 2016
Help2Get – 2016
Loopers Club – 2016
Givers Forum – 2016
NNN Nigeria – 2017
MMM Cooperation – 2017
GCCH (Global Crediting Cooperative Hub) – 2017
Money Riot – 2017
RevoMoney – 2017
SwissGolden (Nigeria version) – 2017
NNU (Nigeria News Update) – 2017
Peer2Peer Donation – 2017
Twinkas Reloaded – 2017
Donation Hub – 2017
MyBonus – 2017
ZarFund – 2017
Bitclub Advantage – 2018
Million Money – 2018
Helping Hands International – 2018
DGSOUK – 2018
Pennywise – 2018
Loom – 2019
Crowd1 – 2019
Lion’s Share – 2020
InksNation – 2020
Baraza Multipurpose Cooperative – 2020
Racksterli – 2020
86FB (aka 86Z) – 2021
Eagle Cooperative – 2021
Royal Q (Nigerian scam version) – 2021
FINAFRICA – 2021
Ovaioza Farm Produce Storage – 2022
QNet (Nigeria) – 2022
Afriq Arbitrage System (AAS) – 2022
MBA Forex – 2022
Chinmark Group – 2022
Inksledger – 2022
Axim Exchange – 2022
Compoundly – 2024
CALA (Cala Finance) – 2023
6Dollars Investment – 2023
Sidra Investment (cloned scam version) – 2024
WealthBuddy – 2024
BitFinance Global – 2025
CBEX-2025
WWCOIN - 2025
MTS - 2025
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Elixir
Money wealth
Cheersway
Success point
Real and cool
Real freedom
Pinkoin
Wealth evolution
Aramco
MLL
River ranch
WHA
SRA
Cheerways
Anchor
Omegapro
Damatop
Add yours-as copied- This is the list of Ponzi schemes that have made away with Nigerians’ money so far. MMM Nigeria – 2016 Ultimate Cycler – 2016 Get Help Worldwide (GHW) – 2016 Twinkas – 2016 Icharity Club – 2016 Crowd Rising – 2016 Claritta – 2016 Help2Get – 2016 Loopers Club – 2016 Givers Forum – 2016 NNN Nigeria – 2017 MMM Cooperation – 2017 GCCH (Global Crediting Cooperative Hub) – 2017 Money Riot – 2017 RevoMoney – 2017 SwissGolden (Nigeria version) – 2017 NNU (Nigeria News Update) – 2017 Peer2Peer Donation – 2017 Twinkas Reloaded – 2017 Donation Hub – 2017 MyBonus – 2017 ZarFund – 2017 Bitclub Advantage – 2018 Million Money – 2018 Helping Hands International – 2018 DGSOUK – 2018 Pennywise – 2018 Loom – 2019 Crowd1 – 2019 Lion’s Share – 2020 InksNation – 2020 Baraza Multipurpose Cooperative – 2020 Racksterli – 2020 86FB (aka 86Z) – 2021 Eagle Cooperative – 2021 Royal Q (Nigerian scam version) – 2021 FINAFRICA – 2021 Ovaioza Farm Produce Storage – 2022 QNet (Nigeria) – 2022 Afriq Arbitrage System (AAS) – 2022 MBA Forex – 2022 Chinmark Group – 2022 Inksledger – 2022 Axim Exchange – 2022 Compoundly – 2024 CALA (Cala Finance) – 2023 6Dollars Investment – 2023 Sidra Investment (cloned scam version) – 2024 WealthBuddy – 2024 BitFinance Global – 2025 CBEX-2025 WWCOIN - 2025 MTS - 2025 -additional FCB 2024 Elixir Money wealth Cheersway Success point Real and cool Real freedom Pinkoin Wealth evolution Aramco MLL River ranch WHA SRA Cheerways Anchor Omegapro Damatop Add yours -
1. A leader leads from the front not from the back
2. A leader does first before he asks his followers to do not the other way round
3. A leader listens more than he speaks
4. A leader takes responsibility, not excuses
5. A leader corrects in private and praises in public
6. A leader stands strong during chaos, not just in comfort
7. A leader motivates by example, not by pressure
8. A leader protects the weak, not exploit them
9. A leader shows vision, not confusion
10. A leader works with the team, not above the team
11. A leader creates more leaders, not more followers
12. A leader stays calm even when others panic
13. A leader stays focused on the goal, not distracted by noise
14. A leader serves before he commands
15. A leader accepts blame and shares the credit
16. A leader builds trust, not fear
17. A leader values growth over perfection
18. A leader solves problems, not spread blame
19. A leader remains humble no matter how high he climbs
20. A leader respects others regardless of their position
21. A leader keeps learning, even while leading
22. A leader inspires with actions, not just words
23. A leader speaks truth, not what’s convenient
24. A leader admits mistakes, not cover them
25. A leader remains consistent, not double-faced
26. A leader earns loyalty, not demand it
27. A leader walks with integrity, not hidden agendas
28. A leader stays visible when it's tough, not hide
29. A leader builds bridges, not walls
30. A leader lifts others up, not tramples on them
*Encouragement Paragraph:*
True leadership is not about titles or positions — it’s about action, impact, and character. Whether you lead a team, a family, a community, or just yourself, be the kind of leader who leads by example. People follow what they see, not what they hear. So rise, lead with love, strength, and integrity. The world needs more of such leadership.1. A leader leads from the front not from the back 2. A leader does first before he asks his followers to do not the other way round 3. A leader listens more than he speaks 4. A leader takes responsibility, not excuses 5. A leader corrects in private and praises in public 6. A leader stands strong during chaos, not just in comfort 7. A leader motivates by example, not by pressure 8. A leader protects the weak, not exploit them 9. A leader shows vision, not confusion 10. A leader works with the team, not above the team 11. A leader creates more leaders, not more followers 12. A leader stays calm even when others panic 13. A leader stays focused on the goal, not distracted by noise 14. A leader serves before he commands 15. A leader accepts blame and shares the credit 16. A leader builds trust, not fear 17. A leader values growth over perfection 18. A leader solves problems, not spread blame 19. A leader remains humble no matter how high he climbs 20. A leader respects others regardless of their position 21. A leader keeps learning, even while leading 22. A leader inspires with actions, not just words 23. A leader speaks truth, not what’s convenient 24. A leader admits mistakes, not cover them 25. A leader remains consistent, not double-faced 26. A leader earns loyalty, not demand it 27. A leader walks with integrity, not hidden agendas 28. A leader stays visible when it's tough, not hide 29. A leader builds bridges, not walls 30. A leader lifts others up, not tramples on them *Encouragement Paragraph:* True leadership is not about titles or positions — it’s about action, impact, and character. Whether you lead a team, a family, a community, or just yourself, be the kind of leader who leads by example. People follow what they see, not what they hear. So rise, lead with love, strength, and integrity. The world needs more of such leadership. πͺπ -
The Last Wishes of Alexander the Great
A message from a ruler at the peak of power… facing the only thing no one escapes — death.
Before his passing, Alexander the Great , the greatest ruler, called upon his army's commander and shared three unusual final requests:
1. “Let the best doctors of the empire carry my coffin.”
So that all may see — even the finest physicians are powerless in the face of death.
2. “Scatter gold coins and precious gems along the road to my grave.”
So that the world understands — the wealth we accumulate in life stays behind when we leave.
3. “Let my hands dangle outside my coffin, visible to all.”
So that everyone knows — even the Emperor of the world leaves this life with empty hands.
When his commander, shocked and confused, asked why such unusual wishes, Alexander the Great explained with quiet clarity:
“Let the people see the truth.
Let them understand the limits of power, the illusion of wealth, and the inevitability of death.
I conquered half the world…
But in the end, I take nothing with me.”
A man who ruled empires, commanded vast armies, and controlled unimaginable riches —
Yet he left behind a lesson that is more valuable than any treasure:
Life is not about what you accumulate.
It is about what you leave behind in hearts, in deeds, in wisdom.
No title, no possession, no wealth will accompany us in the end.
Only our legacy. Only our truth.
So live with intention.
Give generously.
Speak kindly.
Forgive freely.
And walk humbly.
Because when the final moment comes…
We all leave the same way — with nothing but our name, and the love we gave.π The Last Wishes of Alexander the Great A message from a ruler at the peak of power… facing the only thing no one escapes — death. Before his passing, Alexander the Great , the greatest ruler, called upon his army's commander and shared three unusual final requests: ποΈ 1. “Let the best doctors of the empire carry my coffin.” So that all may see — even the finest physicians are powerless in the face of death. π° 2. “Scatter gold coins and precious gems along the road to my grave.” So that the world understands — the wealth we accumulate in life stays behind when we leave. β 3. “Let my hands dangle outside my coffin, visible to all.” So that everyone knows — even the Emperor of the world leaves this life with empty hands. When his commander, shocked and confused, asked why such unusual wishes, Alexander the Great explained with quiet clarity: “Let the people see the truth. Let them understand the limits of power, the illusion of wealth, and the inevitability of death. I conquered half the world… But in the end, I take nothing with me.” β¨ A man who ruled empires, commanded vast armies, and controlled unimaginable riches — Yet he left behind a lesson that is more valuable than any treasure: Life is not about what you accumulate. It is about what you leave behind in hearts, in deeds, in wisdom. No title, no possession, no wealth will accompany us in the end. Only our legacy. Only our truth. π So live with intention. Give generously. Speak kindly. Forgive freely. And walk humbly. Because when the final moment comes… We all leave the same way — with nothing but our name, and the love we gave. -
1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude very stubbørn set of people
2. When a stΔ«ngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material
3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are Adøpted
4. There are only two nΔked things that can kΔ«ll a man
1. NΔked wire
2. NΔked woman
They will not teach you this in school
ππΎββοΈ
5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anΕ«s, the devil will always whisper, ''now smΔll your fingers my child''
6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard is cΔlled ‘LIZZY BABY’.
7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.
it not easy
8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to bΕ«y you food is also chΔating....but you are too hΕ«ngry to understand that
9. White people: Sorry you drøpped your money
BlΔck People:
10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wΔtting and a witch squeΔzing your neck in the night
11. People say fΔlling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best fΔeling ever
12. *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car I told him our swimming pool got bΕ«rnt yesterday he bløcked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a lying competitiøn
13. People are busy cΕ«ddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather Rain b£Δt me oh
Dm if you are bored
Cutie , why døn't you wΔnna Δdd or follow me for more interesting jokes
Abi i no dey try1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitudeπ very stubbørn set of people π 2. When a stΔ«ngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife materialππ 3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are Adøpted π 4. There are only twoβοΈ nΔked things that can kΔ«ll a man 1. NΔked wire 2. NΔked woman πππβ οΈ They will not teach you this in school ππΎβοΈ 5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anΕ«s, the devil will always whisper, ''now smΔll your fingers my child''π 6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... π© if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard π¦ is cΔlled ‘LIZZY BABY’.π€£π 7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.ππ it not easyπ 8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to bΕ«y you food is also chΔating....but you are too hΕ«ngry to understand thatπ π 9. White people: Sorry you drøpped your money BlΔck People: ππ ππ 10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wΔtting and a witch squeΔzing your neck in the nightππ 11. People say fΔlling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best fΔeling everππ 12. *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car π³ I told him our swimming pool got bΕ«rnt yesterday he bløcked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a lying competitiøn ππ 13. People are busy cΕ«ddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather π©Rain b£Δt me oh π Dm if you are bored π₯± Cutie π₯°, why døn't you wΔnna Δdd or follow me for more interesting jokes ππ₯² Abi i no dey try ππ€¦βοΈ -
"I Plead Guilty"
A farmer saw a snake caught by a trap. He felt really bad because the snake was in so much pain. He didn't want the snake in pain and didn't want the snake to die. So he took the snake home for treatment.
Some days, he wouldn't go to the farm just to ensure that the snake was brought back to life. Throughout the period of pain, the snake was always showing appreciation to the farmer. The farmer's intention was to free the snake to continue its sojourn when it recovered fully.
A few days later, the snake showed signs of full recovery and the farmer was very happy. He didn't know the snake had a different plan. On the night of the same day and while sleeping, the snake went to the farmer and struck. He was bitten and a lot of venoms went into his blood stream. And the snake escaped.
Before the farmer could get help, he died. Before his final passage, he kept shouting, "I plead guilty". Why did he say that? Where is guilt in help? Why was he guilty for saving a life?
Yes, he was guilty, not for saving a life, but for saving a snake's life. In Africa, snakes are not friendly animals. They attack humans. It was only pretending because of the pains from the trap. It was just a matter of time that it would kill its savior.
Yes, he was guilty of not knowing that a snake bites. That is what a snake does. Whatever you do for a snake doesn't matter. A snake doesn't recognize favours. It bites for a living. So if you try to be nice to a snake, it is suicidal!
Do not harbor snakes in the name of helping it. Let the snake go on its own. Snakes kill their helpers. Don't be guilty of excessive nicety. Don't kill yourself in the process of trying to save a natural killer.
Many people that you are helping today are like snakes. When they get better, they face you squarely. When dealing with a snake, be wise. Be wiser than the snake and that would guide your being careful. Do not kill yourself because of a killer.
May God continue to protect you from the pretentious snakes around you. Amen.
Have a lovely day Famz.
#kffthoughts"I Plead Guilty" A farmer saw a snake caught by a trap. He felt really bad because the snake was in so much pain. He didn't want the snake in pain and didn't want the snake to die. So he took the snake home for treatment. Some days, he wouldn't go to the farm just to ensure that the snake was brought back to life. Throughout the period of pain, the snake was always showing appreciation to the farmer. The farmer's intention was to free the snake to continue its sojourn when it recovered fully. A few days later, the snake showed signs of full recovery and the farmer was very happy. He didn't know the snake had a different plan. On the night of the same day and while sleeping, the snake went to the farmer and struck. He was bitten and a lot of venoms went into his blood stream. And the snake escaped. Before the farmer could get help, he died. Before his final passage, he kept shouting, "I plead guilty". Why did he say that? Where is guilt in help? Why was he guilty for saving a life? Yes, he was guilty, not for saving a life, but for saving a snake's life. In Africa, snakes are not friendly animals. They attack humans. It was only pretending because of the pains from the trap. It was just a matter of time that it would kill its savior. Yes, he was guilty of not knowing that a snake bites. That is what a snake does. Whatever you do for a snake doesn't matter. A snake doesn't recognize favours. It bites for a living. So if you try to be nice to a snake, it is suicidal! Do not harbor snakes in the name of helping it. Let the snake go on its own. Snakes kill their helpers. Don't be guilty of excessive nicety. Don't kill yourself in the process of trying to save a natural killer. Many people that you are helping today are like snakes. When they get better, they face you squarely. When dealing with a snake, be wise. Be wiser than the snake and that would guide your being careful. Do not kill yourself because of a killer. May God continue to protect you from the pretentious snakes around you. Amen. Have a lovely day Famz. #kffthoughts -
Say Goodbye to Mosquitoes the Natural Way!
7 Powerful Plants That Repel Mosquitoes
Tired of being a snack for mosquitoes every evening?
Here are 7 beautiful, fragrant, and effective mosquito-repelling plants you can grow around your home:
1. Citronella – The #1 natural mosquito repellent
2. Rosemary – Great for cooking AND bug-busting!
3. Geranium – Pretty blooms with a powerful punch
4. Mint – Fresh scent, fierce against mosquitoes
5. Marigold – Bright, bold, and bug-banishing
6. Bee Balm – Attracts pollinators, repels pests
7. Basil – Delicious for dishes, deadly for skeeters!
These plants do double duty: beautify your space AND protect your family.
Which one do you have at home already? Or which are you planting next?
Drop your answers in the comments!
Let’s grow a mosquito-free zone together!
#PracticalFarmingTips #MosquitoRepellentPlants #ManuforProgress #NaturalLiving #GrowGreenSay Goodbye to Mosquitoes the Natural Way! 7 Powerful Plants That Repel Mosquitoes πΏπ¦β Tired of being a snack for mosquitoes every evening? Here are 7 beautiful, fragrant, and effective mosquito-repelling plants you can grow around your home: 1. π± Citronella – The #1 natural mosquito repellent 2. πΏ Rosemary – Great for cooking AND bug-busting! 3. πΈ Geranium – Pretty blooms with a powerful punch 4. π Mint – Fresh scent, fierce against mosquitoes 5. πΌ Marigold – Bright, bold, and bug-banishing 6. πΊ Bee Balm – Attracts pollinators, repels pests 7. πΏ Basil – Delicious for dishes, deadly for skeeters! These plants do double duty: beautify your space AND protect your family. Which one do you have at home already? Or which are you planting next? Drop your answers in the comments! Let’s grow a mosquito-free zone together! #PracticalFarmingTips #MosquitoRepellentPlants #ManuforProgress #NaturalLiving #GrowGreen -
PROTECTING your CHICKENS from SNAKES!!
Snakes are usually unexpected but shouldn't be a surprise when found around poultry.
It's important to keep snakes out of your chicken environment to keep the eggs, chicks, & even your chickens safe from snake attacks.
If you have snakes around your poultry, it's one sign that you have rodents in the poultry and most likely eating your chicken's feed.
Here are some of the ways you can implement to avoid these creatures in your homesteads:
1. RODENT CONTROL:
Rats love chicken feed and snakes love rats and mice. If you have too many rats running around your yard, chances of sighting a snake are high. Rodent control is therefore important. Ensure proper waste management – burn or properly dispose of any litter far away from the fowl run.
Too much garbage lying around is food for rats and junk items around the yard such as rubbles, old roofing sheets and wood piles provide a safe haven for rats and snakes. As you may be aware, rats breed so fast hence attracting the attention of these reptiles which may end up in your fowl run eating the chickens and eggs.
2. SNAKE REPELLANTS:
Planting snake repellant plants also helps to deter the creatures. These plants emit odours that irritate snakes. Some common examples include marigolds, lemongrass, wormwood, rosemary, thyme, garlic, garden rue and onions. Plant these around the chicken run and yard to provide a protective shield for the birds.
Snake pills from most veterinary shops also help excrete pungent smell that deter these reptiles. Smoke from burning tyres also irritates snakes from settling in the yard. Putting diesel around the perimeter of the yard or fowl run also ensures snakes do not cross the line. You can also put broken bottle pieces around the fowl run to deter snakes from crossing. Spraying a concoction of mahogany tree barks soaked in water around the yard also repels the serpents.
3. CUT DOWN TALL GRASS:
Ensure grass around the yard and fowl run is cut short at all times. Tall grass and thick bushes provide a safe home or hideout for snakes and even mosquitos.
4. COVER ANY FOWL RUN OPENINGS:
With the rains around, snakes are constantly looking for dry and warm places to stay. Fowl runs, homes and storerooms provide these ideal conditions. Ensure the fowl run has no openings that allow snakes to enter especially from the roof.
Cover any openings with mesh wire or plaster any holes or cracks where possible. The fowl run should be snake proof to protect the chickens at all times.
5. PRUNE TREES:
Snakes can climb trees and find ways to enter the fowl run through the roof. Ensure any nearby trees are pruned at all times.
6. COLLECT EGGS REGULARLY:
Snakes are mostly attracted to eggs more than the chickens. It’s only when chickens seem to be a predator when snakes do attack the birds.
Ensure eggs in nesting boxes are removed regularly during the day and remove the ‘temptation’ for snakes to enter the fowl runs.
7. KEEPING GUINEA FOWLS:
Those with guinea fowls (hanga) can testify these birds are very alert and make a lot of noise when they see intruders. Guinea fowls are not afraid of snakes and can fight off and kill these reptiles with ease.
However, guinea fowls can also end up bullying chickens hence you need to introduce them pretty early to ensure they can co-exist well.
8. CATS AND DOGS:
Cats are good at reducing rodent population and even fighting off snakes. Dogs too can help in spotting such intruders. Having these in the yard is a sure help when it comes to managing rodents and keeping snakes away.
CONCLUSION:
In the event you find snakes in the fowl run, it is always advisable to enlist the services of professional snake handlers than trying to manage this on your own.
Some snake species are poisonous and can harm you. Snake handlers know how to catch and rehabilitate these reptiles. Snakes have a purpose in the ecosystem, there is need to preserve them hence the need to call professionals for help.
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https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va46SjbGJP8JeCLgTh3aPROTECTING your CHICKENS from SNAKES!! Snakes are usually unexpected but shouldn't be a surprise when found around poultry. It's important to keep snakes out of your chicken environment to keep the eggs, chicks, & even your chickens safe from snake attacks. If you have snakes around your poultry, it's one sign that you have rodents in the poultry and most likely eating your chicken's feed. Here are some of the ways you can implement to avoid these creatures in your homesteads: 1. RODENT CONTROL: Rats love chicken feed and snakes love rats and mice. If you have too many rats running around your yard, chances of sighting a snake are high. Rodent control is therefore important. Ensure proper waste management – burn or properly dispose of any litter far away from the fowl run. Too much garbage lying around is food for rats and junk items around the yard such as rubbles, old roofing sheets and wood piles provide a safe haven for rats and snakes. As you may be aware, rats breed so fast hence attracting the attention of these reptiles which may end up in your fowl run eating the chickens and eggs. 2. SNAKE REPELLANTS: Planting snake repellant plants also helps to deter the creatures. These plants emit odours that irritate snakes. Some common examples include marigolds, lemongrass, wormwood, rosemary, thyme, garlic, garden rue and onions. Plant these around the chicken run and yard to provide a protective shield for the birds. Snake pills from most veterinary shops also help excrete pungent smell that deter these reptiles. Smoke from burning tyres also irritates snakes from settling in the yard. Putting diesel around the perimeter of the yard or fowl run also ensures snakes do not cross the line. You can also put broken bottle pieces around the fowl run to deter snakes from crossing. Spraying a concoction of mahogany tree barks soaked in water around the yard also repels the serpents. 3. CUT DOWN TALL GRASS: Ensure grass around the yard and fowl run is cut short at all times. Tall grass and thick bushes provide a safe home or hideout for snakes and even mosquitos. 4. COVER ANY FOWL RUN OPENINGS: With the rains around, snakes are constantly looking for dry and warm places to stay. Fowl runs, homes and storerooms provide these ideal conditions. Ensure the fowl run has no openings that allow snakes to enter especially from the roof. Cover any openings with mesh wire or plaster any holes or cracks where possible. The fowl run should be snake proof to protect the chickens at all times. 5. PRUNE TREES: Snakes can climb trees and find ways to enter the fowl run through the roof. Ensure any nearby trees are pruned at all times. 6. COLLECT EGGS REGULARLY: Snakes are mostly attracted to eggs more than the chickens. It’s only when chickens seem to be a predator when snakes do attack the birds. Ensure eggs in nesting boxes are removed regularly during the day and remove the ‘temptation’ for snakes to enter the fowl runs. 7. KEEPING GUINEA FOWLS: Those with guinea fowls (hanga) can testify these birds are very alert and make a lot of noise when they see intruders. Guinea fowls are not afraid of snakes and can fight off and kill these reptiles with ease. However, guinea fowls can also end up bullying chickens hence you need to introduce them pretty early to ensure they can co-exist well. 8. CATS AND DOGS: Cats are good at reducing rodent population and even fighting off snakes. Dogs too can help in spotting such intruders. Having these in the yard is a sure help when it comes to managing rodents and keeping snakes away. CONCLUSION: In the event you find snakes in the fowl run, it is always advisable to enlist the services of professional snake handlers than trying to manage this on your own. Some snake species are poisonous and can harm you. Snake handlers know how to catch and rehabilitate these reptiles. Snakes have a purpose in the ecosystem, there is need to preserve them hence the need to call professionals for help. #SHARE this post to educate others!ππ •~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~• Keep learning with iMaDe FARMs ππ€π§‘ •~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~• Remember to follow our WhatsApp Channel for More Farming Tips!ππ π§‘π€π https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va46SjbGJP8JeCLgTh3aWHATSAPP.COMiMaDe FARMs | WhatsApp ChanneliMaDe FARMs WhatsApp Channel. "Diligently transforming the future of agriculture by empowering farmers to grow locally, lead globally and leave a lasting legacy for generations to come!". 7.5K followers0 Comments 0 Shares 148 Views 0 Reviews -
1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude very stubbørn set of people
2. When a stΔ«ngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material
3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are Adøpted
4. There are only two nΔked things that can kΔ«ll a man
1. NΔked wire
2. NΔked woman
They will not teach you this in school
ππΎββοΈ
5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anΕ«s, the devil will always whisper, ''now smΔll your fingers my child''
6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard is cΔlled ‘LIZZY BABY’.
7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.
it not easy
8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to bΕ«y you food is also chΔating....but you are too hΕ«ngry to understand that
9. White people: Sorry you drøpped your money
BlΔck People:
10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wΔtting and a witch squeΔzing your neck in the night
11. People say fΔlling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best fΔeling ever
12. *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car I told him our swimming pool got bΕ«rnt yesterday he bløcked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a lying competitiøn
13. People are busy cΕ«ddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather Rain b£Δt me oh
Dm if you are bored
Cutie , why døn't you wΔnna Δdd or follow me for more interesting jokes
Abi i no dey try1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitudeπ very stubbørn set of people π 2. When a stΔ«ngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife materialππ 3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are Adøpted π 4. There are only twoβοΈ nΔked things that can kΔ«ll a man 1. NΔked wire 2. NΔked woman πππβ οΈ They will not teach you this in school ππΎβοΈ 5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anΕ«s, the devil will always whisper, ''now smΔll your fingers my child''π 6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... π© if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard π¦ is cΔlled ‘LIZZY BABY’.π€£π 7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.ππ it not easyπ 8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to bΕ«y you food is also chΔating....but you are too hΕ«ngry to understand thatπ π 9. White people: Sorry you drøpped your money BlΔck People: ππ ππ 10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wΔtting and a witch squeΔzing your neck in the nightππ 11. People say fΔlling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best fΔeling everππ 12. *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car π³ I told him our swimming pool got bΕ«rnt yesterday he bløcked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a lying competitiøn ππ 13. People are busy cΕ«ddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather π©Rain b£Δt me oh π Dm if you are bored π₯± Cutie π₯°, why døn't you wΔnna Δdd or follow me for more interesting jokes ππ₯² Abi i no dey try ππ€¦βοΈ0 Comments 0 Shares 126 Views 0 Reviews -
DON’T MARRY JUST ANY WOMAN, MARRY A WOMAN WITH COMMON SENSE.
1. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that respect in marriage is mutual, not one-sided.
2. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that you are not an ATM machine, and providing for the family is a shared responsibility when necessary.
3. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that love is not just about what she can receive but also what she can give.
4. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that being a man does not mean you don’t have emotions and that your struggles and mental health matter too.
5. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that submission does not mean slavery, and partnership does not mean control.
6. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that when you are tired or stressed, she should also be willing to support, whether by cooking, making things easier, or simply being considerate.
7. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that intimacy is not a weapon for manipulation or punishment but an expression of love that should be mutual and consensual.
8. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that disagreements are normal but should be handled with maturity, not silent treatment, disrespect, or emotional manipulation.
9. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that your dreams and aspirations matter just as much as hers and that marriage should be a place of support, not competition.
10. Marry a woman who loves your soul, not just your status, money, or what she can gain. Marry a woman who enjoys talking to you, not just demanding from you.
May you not miss it in marriageDON’T MARRY JUST ANY WOMAN, MARRY A WOMAN WITH COMMON SENSE. 1. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that respect in marriage is mutual, not one-sided. 2. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that you are not an ATM machine, and providing for the family is a shared responsibility when necessary. 3. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that love is not just about what she can receive but also what she can give. 4. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that being a man does not mean you don’t have emotions and that your struggles and mental health matter too. 5. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that submission does not mean slavery, and partnership does not mean control. 6. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that when you are tired or stressed, she should also be willing to support, whether by cooking, making things easier, or simply being considerate. 7. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that intimacy is not a weapon for manipulation or punishment but an expression of love that should be mutual and consensual. 8. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that disagreements are normal but should be handled with maturity, not silent treatment, disrespect, or emotional manipulation. 9. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that your dreams and aspirations matter just as much as hers and that marriage should be a place of support, not competition. 10. Marry a woman who loves your soul, not just your status, money, or what she can gain. Marry a woman who enjoys talking to you, not just demanding from you. May you not miss it in marriage -
DON’T MARRY JUST ANY WOMAN, MARRY A WOMAN WITH COMMON SENSE.
1. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that respect in marriage is mutual, not one-sided.
2. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that you are not an ATM machine, and providing for the family is a shared responsibility when necessary.
3. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that love is not just about what she can receive but also what she can give.
4. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that being a man does not mean you don’t have emotions and that your struggles and mental health matter too.
5. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that submission does not mean slavery, and partnership does not mean control.
6. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that when you are tired or stressed, she should also be willing to support, whether by cooking, making things easier, or simply being considerate.
7. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that intimacy is not a weapon for manipulation or punishment but an expression of love that should be mutual and consensual.
8. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that disagreements are normal but should be handled with maturity, not silent treatment, disrespect, or emotional manipulation.
9. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that your dreams and aspirations matter just as much as hers and that marriage should be a place of support, not competition.
10. Marry a woman who loves your soul, not just your status, money, or what she can gain. Marry a woman who enjoys talking to you, not just demanding from you.
May you not miss it in marriageDON’T MARRY JUST ANY WOMAN, MARRY A WOMAN WITH COMMON SENSE. 1. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that respect in marriage is mutual, not one-sided. 2. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that you are not an ATM machine, and providing for the family is a shared responsibility when necessary. 3. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that love is not just about what she can receive but also what she can give. 4. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that being a man does not mean you don’t have emotions and that your struggles and mental health matter too. 5. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that submission does not mean slavery, and partnership does not mean control. 6. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that when you are tired or stressed, she should also be willing to support, whether by cooking, making things easier, or simply being considerate. 7. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that intimacy is not a weapon for manipulation or punishment but an expression of love that should be mutual and consensual. 8. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that disagreements are normal but should be handled with maturity, not silent treatment, disrespect, or emotional manipulation. 9. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that your dreams and aspirations matter just as much as hers and that marriage should be a place of support, not competition. 10. Marry a woman who loves your soul, not just your status, money, or what she can gain. Marry a woman who enjoys talking to you, not just demanding from you. May you not miss it in marriage -
7 THINGS THAT CAN MAKE YOU BROKE FASTER THAN VILLAGE PEOPLE
Forget jazz, forget enemies from the village—some of you are going broke at lightning speed, and it’s not because of witchcraft. Your own lifestyle is the real problem!
If you're always wondering "Who is eating my money?"—relax, Oga. The answer is you.
BRUTAL THREAD:
1. CHASING EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE
You think you're James Bond, moving from one fine girl to another, sponsoring their hair, nails, and data? Brother, you are your own Yahoo boy.
One babe says “I need urgent 2K”—you send.
Another one says “My rent is due”—you pay.
Next thing, your account balance is calling for GoFundMe.
Meanwhile, the same girls are in group chats laughing at you: “This guy dey try sha.”
Solution: Stop being an ATM with no PIN code. Focus on one woman or yourself first.
2. LIVING LIKE A BIG BOY WHEN YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE IS SHOUTING HELP
Your salary is 50K, but you're in clubs ordering Hennessy like Davido. You don’t even have a car, but you're buying drinks for strangers—WHO SENT YOU?
Rich men are saving, you are spraying money.
Dangote is investing, you are doing “Odogwu” at the bar.
Elon Musk is buying companies, you are buying bottles for slay queens who don’t know your surname.
When the landlord comes for rent, you’ll start saying “Boss, abeg, things hard.”
Solution: Cut down on fake luxury. Even Jeff Bezos wears simple T-shirts. Be wise.
3. SENDING MONEY TO FAMILY LIKE CBN
Your uncle calls: “We need money for burial.”
Your aunt calls: “No food in the house.”
Your younger brother: “School fees.”
Now your account is empty, but when you need help? Nobody picks your call.
Oga, you are not the Minister of Finance. Even government doesn’t share free money like you do!
Solution: Learn to say NO sometimes! Help when you can, but don’t let family turn you into their personal budget.
4. ALWAYS BUYING THE LATEST PHONE TO IMPRESS WHO?
Last month, you were using iPhone 12.
This month, you saw iPhone 15 Pro Max and sold your kidney to buy it.
Next month, iPhone 16 Ultra Mega Max will drop—what will you sell next? Your destiny?
Meanwhile, the person you’re trying to impress is using Tecno Pop 5 and doesn’t care.
Solution: If your current phone is working, rest. Your future is more important than “Dynamic Island.”
5. FALLING FOR EVERY FAKE INVESTMENT SCHEME
They told you "Invest 50K, get 500K in 2 days."
You ran like Bolt, deposited your money.
Now, they’ve blocked you, and you’re writing epistles on Facebook: “Dear Nigerians, beware of fraudsters!”
Oga, they didn’t scam you, you scammed yourself!
Any investment that sounds like magic money is a Ponzi scheme in disguise.
Solution: If you don’t understand the business, don’t put your money there. Learn to invest wisely!
6. GOING BROKE JUST TO IMPRESS SOCIAL MEDIA
Your house rent is due, but you're buying designer shoes to take pictures for Instagram. Who told you “likes and comments” can pay rent?
You posted “Soft life only.”
But in real life, you’re trekking and borrowing money for food.
If your phone falls, you’ll cry because you can’t afford to fix it.
Solution: Stop forming fake rich life. Invest first, flex later.
7. BEING TOO LAZY TO MAKE MORE MONEY
You sit at home, scrolling Facebook from morning till night, complaining: “No job, Nigeria is hard.”
Meanwhile, opportunities are passing you by! Are you expecting an angel to drop money from the sky?
People are making money online—you are watching TikTok videos all day.
People are learning skills—you are arguing about football.
People are opening businesses—you are waiting for your rich uncle to die so you can inherit land.
Solution: Get up and hustle! Even the Bible says “A lazy man shall not eat.”
BOTTOM LINE:
If you're always broke, stop blaming village people. Your habits are the real witchcraft!
Live within your means.
Invest before you flex.
Stop impressing people who don’t care.
Make smart financial decisions.
If this post hit you hard, don’t cry. Just change your ways!
Follow Abasiodu Ekpenyong for more brutal truths that will save your life!7 THINGS THAT CAN MAKE YOU BROKE FASTER THAN VILLAGE PEOPLE ππ Forget jazz, forget enemies from the village—some of you are going broke at lightning speed, and it’s not because of witchcraft. Your own lifestyle is the real problem! If you're always wondering "Who is eating my money?"—relax, Oga. The answer is you. BRUTAL THREAD: 1. CHASING EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE You think you're James Bond, moving from one fine girl to another, sponsoring their hair, nails, and data? Brother, you are your own Yahoo boy. π€£ One babe says “I need urgent 2K”—you send. Another one says “My rent is due”—you pay. Next thing, your account balance is calling for GoFundMe. Meanwhile, the same girls are in group chats laughing at you: “This guy dey try sha.” Solution: Stop being an ATM with no PIN code. Focus on one woman or yourself first. 2. LIVING LIKE A BIG BOY WHEN YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE IS SHOUTING HELP Your salary is 50K, but you're in clubs ordering Hennessy like Davido. You don’t even have a car, but you're buying drinks for strangers—WHO SENT YOU? π Rich men are saving, you are spraying money. Dangote is investing, you are doing “Odogwu” at the bar. Elon Musk is buying companies, you are buying bottles for slay queens who don’t know your surname. When the landlord comes for rent, you’ll start saying “Boss, abeg, things hard.” Solution: Cut down on fake luxury. Even Jeff Bezos wears simple T-shirts. Be wise. 3. SENDING MONEY TO FAMILY LIKE CBN Your uncle calls: “We need money for burial.” Your aunt calls: “No food in the house.” Your younger brother: “School fees.” Now your account is empty, but when you need help? Nobody picks your call. Oga, you are not the Minister of Finance. Even government doesn’t share free money like you do! Solution: Learn to say NO sometimes! Help when you can, but don’t let family turn you into their personal budget. 4. ALWAYS BUYING THE LATEST PHONE TO IMPRESS WHO? Last month, you were using iPhone 12. This month, you saw iPhone 15 Pro Max and sold your kidney to buy it. Next month, iPhone 16 Ultra Mega Max will drop—what will you sell next? Your destiny? π Meanwhile, the person you’re trying to impress is using Tecno Pop 5 and doesn’t care. Solution: If your current phone is working, rest. Your future is more important than “Dynamic Island.” 5. FALLING FOR EVERY FAKE INVESTMENT SCHEME They told you "Invest 50K, get 500K in 2 days." You ran like Bolt, deposited your money. Now, they’ve blocked you, and you’re writing epistles on Facebook: “Dear Nigerians, beware of fraudsters!” π€£ Oga, they didn’t scam you, you scammed yourself! Any investment that sounds like magic money is a Ponzi scheme in disguise. Solution: If you don’t understand the business, don’t put your money there. Learn to invest wisely! 6. GOING BROKE JUST TO IMPRESS SOCIAL MEDIA Your house rent is due, but you're buying designer shoes to take pictures for Instagram. Who told you “likes and comments” can pay rent? You posted “Soft life only.” But in real life, you’re trekking and borrowing money for food. If your phone falls, you’ll cry because you can’t afford to fix it. π Solution: Stop forming fake rich life. Invest first, flex later. 7. BEING TOO LAZY TO MAKE MORE MONEY You sit at home, scrolling Facebook from morning till night, complaining: “No job, Nigeria is hard.” Meanwhile, opportunities are passing you by! Are you expecting an angel to drop money from the sky? People are making money online—you are watching TikTok videos all day. People are learning skills—you are arguing about football. People are opening businesses—you are waiting for your rich uncle to die so you can inherit land. π€£ Solution: Get up and hustle! Even the Bible says “A lazy man shall not eat.” BOTTOM LINE: If you're always broke, stop blaming village people. Your habits are the real witchcraft! Live within your means. Invest before you flex. Stop impressing people who don’t care. Make smart financial decisions. If this post hit you hard, don’t cry. Just change your ways! πππ Follow Abasiodu Ekpenyong for more brutal truths that will save your life!0 Comments 0 Shares 476 Views 0 Reviews -
WHY AFRICANS PRAY MORE THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD IS BECAUSE IN AFRICA, GOD DOES THE JOB OF THE GOVERNMENT!
1. ELECTRICITY
AFRICA:
“Oh Lord, let there be light! Even if it’s for 2 hours!”
EUROPE:
“This LED bulb is too yellow, I’m returning it.”
TRUTH:
In Africa, power supply is a prayer point.
In Europe, it’s a basic right.
2. WATER SUPPLY
AFRICA:
“God, let it rain so we can fetch water!”
EUROPE:
“My shower is too cold. Fix it or I sue!”
TRUTH:
In Europe, taps flow.
In Africa, faith flows.
3. JOBS & EMPLOYMENT
AFRICA:
“Jehovah, bless me with any job. Even volunteer, I’ll manage!”
EUROPE:
“I’m rejecting that role. The salary doesn’t reflect my worth.”
TRUTH:
In Africa, unemployment is a fasting topic.
In Europe, it’s a policy issue.
4. SECURITY
AFRICA:
“Father, may no stray bullet locate me today!”
EUROPE:
“There’s a suspicious sound outside, police arrived in 4 mins.”
TRUTH:
There, safety is law.
Here, safety is prayer and luck.
5. ROADS & INFRASTRUCTURE
AFRICA:
“Lord, don’t let this pothole swallow my destiny.”
EUROPE:
“This small crack on the road is unacceptable!”
TRUTH:
In Africa, a smooth road is a testimony.
In Europe, it’s standard.
6. HEALTHCARE
AFRICA:
“Jesus, let the injection work, and not the side effect!”
EUROPE:
“Therapist booked. Medication free. Follow-up scheduled.”
TRUTH:
One gets healthcare from government.
The other gets hope from prayer warriors.
7. EDUCATION
AFRICA:
“God, let WAEC release results with mercy I sowed a seed !”
EUROPE:
“Government paid for my Master’s. I got a scholarship too.”
TRUTH:
There, education is an investment.
Here, it’s a miracle.
8. PENSION & RETIREMENT π΄π½
AFRICA:
“Jehovah, don’t let my pension be swallowed by corruption!”
EUROPE:
“I retired. Government sends monthly check.”
REALITY:
Here, retirement is fear and fasting.
There, it’s relaxation and benefits.
9. VISA REQUEST
AFRICA:
“Oh Lord, break every generational curse stopping this UK visa!”
EUROPE:
“I need a break. Might fly to Ghana for the weekend.”
REALITY:
In Africa, travelling = fasting, faith, and fire oil.
In Europe, travelling = booking.com and a suitcase.
BUT HERE’S THE REAL PROBLEM…
High death rates
Joblessness
Poor security
Land battles turning spiritual
Sick people dying at church crusades instead of hospitals
…because African leaders ENJOY it when you dump your problems on an imported god instead of holding them accountable!
Why should they build hospitals when you'll run to prayer camps? By his stripes you're healed right?
Why fix the road when your busy praying for travelling mercy on a deadly road?
Why create jobs when your faith says “God will provide”?
They know you won’t protest. You’ll just pray.
And that’s how they win.
AFRICANS WILL RAISE MILLIONS TO BUILD A CATHEDRAL……but won’t donate a dime to upgrade the clinic where their own mothers give birth on rusted beds with no gloves.
We’ll buy:
Imported church instruments
HD projectors
Shiny marble altars
Designer suits for “Papa”
And bulletproof cars for “Daddy G.O”
Meanwhile, the local hospital:
Has no electricity
No running water
One nurse doing the work of five
And a doctor using a torchlight to deliver babies.
AND HERE’S THE PLOT TWIST:
The pastor you’re funding for “God’s work” won’t even treat malaria in that same country.
When he's sick?
Private jet to Europe.
When you're sick?
Pray. Fast. Sow a seed. Hope the hospital has Panadol.
FINAL THOUGHT:
God is NOT your governor.
Angels are NOT civil engineers.
Your miracle is called good governance.
Stop calling on jesus/allah about things your local government chairman should’ve done.
This is why most religious Africans tend to be less or non-religiousWHY AFRICANS PRAY MORE THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD IS BECAUSE IN AFRICA, GOD DOES THE JOB OF THE GOVERNMENT! 1. ELECTRICITY β‘ AFRICA: “Oh Lord, let there be light! Even if it’s for 2 hours!” EUROPE: “This LED bulb is too yellow, I’m returning it.” TRUTH: In Africa, power supply is a prayer point. In Europe, it’s a basic right. 2. WATER SUPPLY πΏ AFRICA: “God, let it rain so we can fetch water!” EUROPE: “My shower is too cold. Fix it or I sue!” TRUTH: In Europe, taps flow. In Africa, faith flows. 3. JOBS & EMPLOYMENT πΌ AFRICA: “Jehovah, bless me with any job. Even volunteer, I’ll manage!” EUROPE: “I’m rejecting that role. The salary doesn’t reflect my worth.” TRUTH: In Africa, unemployment is a fasting topic. In Europe, it’s a policy issue. 4. SECURITY π AFRICA: “Father, may no stray bullet locate me today!” EUROPE: “There’s a suspicious sound outside, police arrived in 4 mins.” TRUTH: There, safety is law. Here, safety is prayer and luck. 5. ROADS & INFRASTRUCTURE π£οΈ AFRICA: “Lord, don’t let this pothole swallow my destiny.” EUROPE: “This small crack on the road is unacceptable!” TRUTH: In Africa, a smooth road is a testimony. In Europe, it’s standard. 6. HEALTHCARE π₯ AFRICA: “Jesus, let the injection work, and not the side effect!” EUROPE: “Therapist booked. Medication free. Follow-up scheduled.” TRUTH: One gets healthcare from government. The other gets hope from prayer warriors. 7. EDUCATION βοΈ AFRICA: “God, let WAEC release results with mercy I sowed a seed π°!” EUROPE: “Government paid for my Master’s. I got a scholarship too.” TRUTH: There, education is an investment. Here, it’s a miracle. 8. PENSION & RETIREMENT π΄π½ AFRICA: “Jehovah, don’t let my pension be swallowed by corruption!” EUROPE: “I retired. Government sends monthly check.” REALITY: Here, retirement is fear and fasting. There, it’s relaxation and benefits. 9. VISA REQUEST βοΈ AFRICA: “Oh Lord, break every generational curse stopping this UK visa!” EUROPE: “I need a break. Might fly to Ghana for the weekend.” REALITY: In Africa, travelling = fasting, faith, and fire oil. In Europe, travelling = booking.com and a suitcase. BUT HERE’S THE REAL PROBLEM… High death rates Joblessness Poor security Land battles turning spiritual Sick people dying at church crusades instead of hospitals …because African leaders ENJOY it when you dump your problems on an imported god instead of holding them accountable! Why should they build hospitals when you'll run to prayer camps? By his stripes you're healed right? Why fix the road when your busy praying for travelling mercy on a deadly road? Why create jobs when your faith says “God will provide”? They know you won’t protest. You’ll just pray. And that’s how they win. AFRICANS WILL RAISE MILLIONS TO BUILD A CATHEDRAL……but won’t donate a dime to upgrade the clinic where their own mothers give birth on rusted beds with no gloves. We’ll buy: Imported church instruments HD projectors Shiny marble altars Designer suits for “Papa” And bulletproof cars for “Daddy G.O” Meanwhile, the local hospital: Has no electricity No running water One nurse doing the work of five And a doctor using a torchlight to deliver babies. AND HERE’S THE PLOT TWIST: The pastor you’re funding for “God’s work” won’t even treat malaria in that same country. When he's sick? Private jet to Europe. When you're sick? Pray. Fast. Sow a seed. Hope the hospital has Panadol. FINAL THOUGHT: God is NOT your governor. Angels are NOT civil engineers. Your miracle is called good governance. Stop calling on jesus/allah about things your local government chairman should’ve done. This is why most religious Africans tend to be less or non-religious -
"I only sleep for a maximum of 6-hours per day. I'm always working, being the richest man in the world isn't by luck." Elon Musk
"There are days I sleep for just about 3 to 4-hours. I'm always working, I work almost every waking hour. Most often, I don't even have time to like go out on dates or have social dinners, or launch and stuff. I usually just have my launch and dinner in or inbetween meetings and continue because I don't have time.
Being rich is not by luck, it's about being disciplined and hardworking. No matter how much I have, I wake up early everyday and sleep late because I know that I need to keep working." ~ Elon Musk
Even after getting rich, you have to work to stay rich. You can think you have money today and wake up br0ke tomorrow
#SheyBlogger"I only sleep for a maximum of 6-hours per day. I'm always working, being the richest man in the world isn't by luck." Elon Musk "There are days I sleep for just about 3 to 4-hours. I'm always working, I work almost every waking hour. Most often, I don't even have time to like go out on dates or have social dinners, or launch and stuff. I usually just have my launch and dinner in or inbetween meetings and continue because I don't have time. Being rich is not by luck, it's about being disciplined and hardworking. No matter how much I have, I wake up early everyday and sleep late because I know that I need to keep working." ~ Elon Musk Even after getting rich, you have to work to stay rich. You can think you have money today and wake up br0ke tomorrow π€ #SheyBlogger -
My MUM used to COOK BEANS, but before she cooks the beans, she picks the BAD and USELESS BEANS and THROW them at the BACKYARD, and COOK the GOOD BEANS, but when it RAINED, the BAD BEANS become SEED and GREW UP and LOOKED BEAUTIFUL. The same person who THREW them away starts to HARVEST them. She realizes that the BEANS she THREW AWAY had VALUE... Don't CRY when people THROW you at the BACKYARD, don't CRY when people REJECT you, don't CRY while they are LOOKING DOWN on you. The RAIN is COMING, and the same people who REJECT you today will BEG to HARVEST you tomorrow..
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Take me to 30k ….My MUM used to COOK BEANS, but before she cooks the beans, she picks the BAD and USELESS BEANS and THROW them at the BACKYARD, and COOK the GOOD BEANS, but when it RAINED, the BAD BEANS become SEED and GREW UP and LOOKED BEAUTIFUL. The same person who THREW them away starts to HARVEST them. She realizes that the BEANS she THREW AWAY had VALUE... Don't CRY when people THROW you at the BACKYARD, don't CRY when people REJECT you, don't CRY while they are LOOKING DOWN on you. The RAIN is COMING, and the same people who REJECT you today will BEG to HARVEST you tomorrow.. Follow my page for more .... Wahala Promax ππ Take me to 30k ….βοΈ -
1. Girls with gap teeth ChëΔt a lot, they always have Space for another guy
2. RelΔtionship strëss is so paînful, i scratçhed someone's head in a taxi thinking its mine
3. I wonder why Women called it menstrúation Instead of womenstruation. They líke shifting all Their Prøblems to men.
4. I always hãtëd weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at fΕ«nërals.
5. I can't wait to marry 3 wives So that 3 of them will be fïghtiñg over who will slΔep with me first
6. Nothing is as paînful as swallΕwing a stôlên meat without chewing because you thought that someone was coming
Very very paînfül β¨
7. Kids Of 2years Can Now Unlôck Phones And Play Candy CrΕ«sh.
At That Age I Was Chewíng Sandπβπ
8. Cant wait to get mΔrried, one little Δrgúment I'm lèâving the ring on the table!
9. That moment when you're tryíng to make a silΔnt fárt while chilling with family and the devïl connects the speakers.
10. I swêãr with my life to like and cômment on this post and also foll0w his páge and profile... Remember you don swêãr. Sørry
11. It really paîns me, whenever I make some people laugh, they will go without a liking , cômment and shâre..............
FOLLØW MY PÄGE FOR MORE JOKES DAILY Iyanu Melody the comedian Iyanu Melody1. Girls with gap teeth ChëΔt π¬ a lot, they always have Space for another guyππ 2. RelΔtionship strëss is so paînful, i scratçhed someone's head in a taxi thinking its mineππ 3. I wonder why Women called it menstrúation Instead of womenstruation. They líke shifting all Their Prøblems to men.πππ 4. I always hãtëd weddingsπ because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're nextπβοΈ." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at fΕ«nërals.πΆβοΈπ 5. I can't wait to marry 3 wives So that 3 of them will be fïghtiñg over who will slΔep with me firstπππ 6. Nothing is as paînful as swallΕwing a stôlên meat without chewing because you thought that someone was comingπππ Very very paînfül β¨ 7. Kids Of 2years Can Now Unlôck Phones And Play Candy CrΕ«sh. At That Age I Was Chewíng Sandπππ 8. Cant wait to get mΔrried, one little Δrgúment π I'm lèâving the ring on the tableπ! 9. That moment when you're tryíng to make a silΔnt fárt while chilling with family π and the devïl connects the speakers.ππ ππππππ 10. I swêãr with my life to like and cômment on this post and also foll0w his páge and profile... Remember you don swêãr. Sørry ππ 11. It really paîns me, whenever I make some people laugh, they will go without a liking , cômment and shâre..............π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ FOLLØW MY PÄGE FOR MORE JOKES DAILY ππ Iyanu Melody the comedian πβ¨Iyanu Melody -
1. A leader leads from the front not from the back
2. A leader does first before he asks his followers to do not the other way round
3. A leader listens more than he speaks
4. A leader takes responsibility, not excuses
5. A leader corrects in private and praises in public
6. A leader stands strong during chaos, not just in comfort
7. A leader motivates by example, not by pressure
8. A leader protects the weak, not exploit them
9. A leader shows vision, not confusion
10. A leader works with the team, not above the team
11. A leader creates more leaders, not more followers
12. A leader stays calm even when others panic
13. A leader stays focused on the goal, not distracted by noise
14. A leader serves before he commands
15. A leader accepts blame and shares the credit
16. A leader builds trust, not fear
17. A leader values growth over perfection
18. A leader solves problems, not spread blame
19. A leader remains humble no matter how high he climbs
20. A leader respects others regardless of their position
21. A leader keeps learning, even while leading
22. A leader inspires with actions, not just words
23. A leader speaks truth, not what’s convenient
24. A leader admits mistakes, not cover them
25. A leader remains consistent, not double-faced
26. A leader earns loyalty, not demand it
27. A leader walks with integrity, not hidden agendas
28. A leader stays visible when it's tough, not hide
29. A leader builds bridges, not walls
30. A leader lifts others up, not tramples on them
*Encouragement Paragraph:*
True leadership is not about titles or positions — it’s about action, impact, and character. Whether you lead a team, a family, a community, or just yourself, be the kind of leader who leads by example. People follow what they see, not what they hear. So rise, lead with love, strength, and integrity. The world needs more of such leadership.1. A leader leads from the front not from the back 2. A leader does first before he asks his followers to do not the other way round 3. A leader listens more than he speaks 4. A leader takes responsibility, not excuses 5. A leader corrects in private and praises in public 6. A leader stands strong during chaos, not just in comfort 7. A leader motivates by example, not by pressure 8. A leader protects the weak, not exploit them 9. A leader shows vision, not confusion 10. A leader works with the team, not above the team 11. A leader creates more leaders, not more followers 12. A leader stays calm even when others panic 13. A leader stays focused on the goal, not distracted by noise 14. A leader serves before he commands 15. A leader accepts blame and shares the credit 16. A leader builds trust, not fear 17. A leader values growth over perfection 18. A leader solves problems, not spread blame 19. A leader remains humble no matter how high he climbs 20. A leader respects others regardless of their position 21. A leader keeps learning, even while leading 22. A leader inspires with actions, not just words 23. A leader speaks truth, not what’s convenient 24. A leader admits mistakes, not cover them 25. A leader remains consistent, not double-faced 26. A leader earns loyalty, not demand it 27. A leader walks with integrity, not hidden agendas 28. A leader stays visible when it's tough, not hide 29. A leader builds bridges, not walls 30. A leader lifts others up, not tramples on them *Encouragement Paragraph:* True leadership is not about titles or positions — it’s about action, impact, and character. Whether you lead a team, a family, a community, or just yourself, be the kind of leader who leads by example. People follow what they see, not what they hear. So rise, lead with love, strength, and integrity. The world needs more of such leadership. πͺπ -
10 TYPES OF WOMEN A MALE FARMER MUST AVOID
Brutal Truths Every Focused Man Needs in 2025
You don’t need witchcraft to fail — just the wrong woman in your space.
Your farm, peace, and future can be destroyed silently… if you're not discerning.
Here’s the harsh truth no one tells male farmers:
1. The Beauty Without Brains – Fine face, empty mind. Can’t support your vision.
2. The “Soft Life Only” Babe – No hustle. Just vibes and expensive taste.
3. The Forever Victim – She’ll drain your emotions, not water your dreams.
4. The Seductress – Knows your weakness, weaponizes it.
5. The Classy Gold-Digger – She’s not in love — she’s in business.
6. The Spiritually Dead – You’re sowing seeds, she’s sowing confusion.
7. Miss Entitled – Wants queen treatment, won’t lift a finger.
8. The Modern Rebel – Can’t build legacy with someone who hates structure.
9. The Ex You Won’t Delete – If she still controls your heart, your hands can’t build.
10. The Destiny Assassin – Sent to waste your time, money, and mind.
Bro, protect your purpose.
Some women aren’t partners… they’re spiritual potholes.
Think legacy. Think vision. Choose wisely.
#MaleFarmerWisdom #FarmWithFocus #AvoidDestinyKillers #AfricanFarmers #DoxaonFarmResort #FarmingAndPurpose #RealTalkForMen #GoatFarmerAfrica #AgropreneurLife10 TYPES OF WOMEN A MALE FARMER MUST AVOID Brutal Truths Every Focused Man Needs in 2025 You don’t need witchcraft to fail — just the wrong woman in your space. Your farm, peace, and future can be destroyed silently… if you're not discerning. Here’s the harsh truth no one tells male farmers: 1. The Beauty Without Brains – Fine face, empty mind. Can’t support your vision. 2. The “Soft Life Only” Babe – No hustle. Just vibes and expensive taste. 3. The Forever Victim – She’ll drain your emotions, not water your dreams. 4. The Seductress – Knows your weakness, weaponizes it. 5. The Classy Gold-Digger – She’s not in love — she’s in business. 6. The Spiritually Dead – You’re sowing seeds, she’s sowing confusion. 7. Miss Entitled – Wants queen treatment, won’t lift a finger. 8. The Modern Rebel – Can’t build legacy with someone who hates structure. 9. The Ex You Won’t Delete – If she still controls your heart, your hands can’t build. 10. The Destiny Assassin – Sent to waste your time, money, and mind. Bro, protect your purpose. Some women aren’t partners… they’re spiritual potholes. Think legacy. Think vision. Choose wisely. #MaleFarmerWisdom #FarmWithFocus #AvoidDestinyKillers #AfricanFarmers #DoxaonFarmResort #FarmingAndPurpose #RealTalkForMen #GoatFarmerAfrica #AgropreneurLife -
Something many men do not understand, a womaπ is not wired to recognize your sacrifice. She is wired to embrace abundance.
Meaning?
It doesn't matter how hard you sacrifice for her. You can sell your whole lineage for all she cares but when the right time comes for her to leave, she won't consider all the good things you did for her. She is thankless. Looking at it clearly, a woman[in the core of her nature] loathes a man who sacrifices for her. Such kinds of men are not attractive in her eyes. She is likely to subconsciously punish these types of meπ.
Most men are walking through hell right now trying to compete with ancestor sugar daddies and car jackers in their attempt to please womeπ.
They are fighting a battle they will never win.
The right formula is, one, take care of yourself, invest in your own wellbeing and the right woman will find her way to you. If you invest in her and forget yourself, you automatically lose. You become a pawn in her game. She is going to discard you for a King in the end. The guy who invested in himself will automatically win.
When you uplift her above yourself, you automatically lose in this game.
She has to always stick below you in your life. If she has to be above you in anything, let her father or herself exalt her to that level. If not her father or herself, let it be another man. In this case, you automatically WIN if she ever left.
I know simps will be all over here arguing that a womaπ will not stay where she is not being treated right. Boss, if you have to sacrifice yourself for a womaπ, you are fighting a game that you are going to end up losing. Dishing out your finances to a womaπ so that she can stay hooked to you is like throwing it in a void. You keep throwing until the next simp online shows up and takes her away from you. The void is bottomless and will never get filled. This is defined by one simple rule...YOU CANNOT NEGOTIATE DESIRE.
A womaπ who is into you will stay whether you gave her material things or not. And if she doesn't ask for it, she automatically deserves it all.
If the bonding medium is what you as the man can do for her and not what both of you can do for each other, then, mr man you are trending on a ground full of landmines. Y0u are an automatic LOSER!
Know this and act accordingly!
We are tired of hearing meπ crying loudly in the market saying,
"After all I did for you this is what you pay me with."
And all the Jezebels say is,
"Did I ask/force you to do all that for me?:Something many men do not understand, a womaπ is not wired to recognize your sacrifice. She is wired to embrace abundance. Meaning? It doesn't matter how hard you sacrifice for her. You can sell your whole lineage for all she cares but when the right time comes for her to leave, she won't consider all the good things you did for her. She is thankless. Looking at it clearly, a woman[in the core of her nature] loathes a man who sacrifices for her. Such kinds of men are not attractive in her eyes. She is likely to subconsciously punish these types of meπ. Most men are walking through hell right now trying to compete with ancestor sugar daddies and car jackers in their attempt to please womeπ. They are fighting a battle they will never win. The right formula is, one, take care of yourself, invest in your own wellbeing and the right woman will find her way to you. If you invest in her and forget yourself, you automatically lose. You become a pawn in her game. She is going to discard you for a King in the end. The guy who invested in himself will automatically win. When you uplift her above yourself, you automatically lose in this game. She has to always stick below you in your life. If she has to be above you in anything, let her father or herself exalt her to that level. If not her father or herself, let it be another man. In this case, you automatically WIN if she ever left. I know simps will be all over here arguing that a womaπ will not stay where she is not being treated right. Boss, if you have to sacrifice yourself for a womaπ, you are fighting a game that you are going to end up losing. Dishing out your finances to a womaπ so that she can stay hooked to you is like throwing it in a void. You keep throwing until the next simp online shows up and takes her away from you. The void is bottomless and will never get filled. This is defined by one simple rule...YOU CANNOT NEGOTIATE DESIRE. A womaπ who is into you will stay whether you gave her material things or not. And if she doesn't ask for it, she automatically deserves it all. If the bonding medium is what you as the man can do for her and not what both of you can do for each other, then, mr man you are trending on a ground full of landmines. Y0u are an automatic LOSER! Know this and act accordingly! We are tired of hearing meπ crying loudly in the market saying, "After all I did for you this is what you pay me with." And all the Jezebels say is, "Did I ask/force you to do all that for me?: -
MATURITY IS A MINDSET, NOT AGE. HERE ARE 14 SIGNS YOU ARE MATURE :
You are not scared to be alone.
You realize money is not evil. Lack of money is.
You know that you are your worst enemy and you are your best supporter too.
You realize that life's much better when no one knows anything about you.
You don't care what other people think about you anymore.
You stop chasing meaningless relationships and focus on improving yourself.
You focus more on the opportunity of learning than the risk of failure.
You don't stress about things that are out of your control.
You understand that 9-5 won't help you achieve financial freedom.
You understand that you get paid based on the value you are providing.
In the real world, grades aren't the only measure of value. Connections, background, and practical skills often surpass academic performance. While grades may open doors.
You understand that life's much better when you focus on improving yourself rather than partying every weekend.
You realize that in the end only your family and a few true friends will be there for you.
You also realize that in the end, even your family and friends will leave you, only the God remains with you. #moneyupacademy #MoneyUpAcademyMATURITY IS A MINDSET, NOT AGE. HERE ARE 14 SIGNS YOU ARE MATURE : You are not scared to be alone. You realize money is not evil. Lack of money is. You know that you are your worst enemy and you are your best supporter too. You realize that life's much better when no one knows anything about you. You don't care what other people think about you anymore. You stop chasing meaningless relationships and focus on improving yourself. You focus more on the opportunity of learning than the risk of failure. You don't stress about things that are out of your control. You understand that 9-5 won't help you achieve financial freedom. You understand that you get paid based on the value you are providing. In the real world, grades aren't the only measure of value. Connections, background, and practical skills often surpass academic performance. While grades may open doors. You understand that life's much better when you focus on improving yourself rather than partying every weekend. You realize that in the end only your family and a few true friends will be there for you. You also realize that in the end, even your family and friends will leave you, only the God remains with you. #moneyupacademy #MoneyUpAcademy -
DON’T MARRY JUST ANY WOMAN, MARRY A WOMAN WITH COMMON SENSE.
1. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that respect in marriage is mutual, not one-sided.
2. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that you are not an ATM machine, and providing for the family is a shared responsibility when necessary.
3. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that love is not just about what she can receive but also what she can give.
4. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that being a man does not mean you don’t have emotions and that your struggles and mental health matter too.
5. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that submission does not mean slavery, and partnership does not mean control.
6. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that when you are tired or stressed, she should also be willing to support, whether by cooking, making things easier, or simply being considerate.
7. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that intimacy is not a weapon for manipulation or punishment but an expression of love that should be mutual and consensual.
8. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that disagreements are normal but should be handled with maturity, not silent treatment, disrespect, or emotional manipulation.
9. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that your dreams and aspirations matter just as much as hers and that marriage should be a place of support, not competition.
10. Marry a woman who loves your soul, not just your status, money, or what she can gain. Marry a woman who enjoys talking to you, not just demanding from you.
May you not miss it in marriageDON’T MARRY JUST ANY WOMAN, MARRY A WOMAN WITH COMMON SENSE. 1. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that respect in marriage is mutual, not one-sided. 2. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that you are not an ATM machine, and providing for the family is a shared responsibility when necessary. 3. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that love is not just about what she can receive but also what she can give. 4. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that being a man does not mean you don’t have emotions and that your struggles and mental health matter too. 5. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that submission does not mean slavery, and partnership does not mean control. 6. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that when you are tired or stressed, she should also be willing to support, whether by cooking, making things easier, or simply being considerate. 7. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that intimacy is not a weapon for manipulation or punishment but an expression of love that should be mutual and consensual. 8. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that disagreements are normal but should be handled with maturity, not silent treatment, disrespect, or emotional manipulation. 9. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that your dreams and aspirations matter just as much as hers and that marriage should be a place of support, not competition. 10. Marry a woman who loves your soul, not just your status, money, or what she can gain. Marry a woman who enjoys talking to you, not just demanding from you. May you not miss it in marriage -
HOW THE APOSTLES DIED.
1. Matthew
Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.
2. Mark
Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.
3. Luke
Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.
4. John
Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death.
John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully
5. Peter
He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross.
According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.
6. James
The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his
enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.
* This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.
7. James the Son of Zebedee,
was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.
8. Bartholomew
Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.
9. Andrew
Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.
10. Thomas
Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent.
11. Jude
Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.
12. Matthias
The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded.
13. Paul
Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many
epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.
THEGOSOEL THAT TOOK THE BLOOD OF THE APOSTLES IS THE ONE TAKING YOUR PASTORS TO THE BANK, AND BECOMING THE RICHEST IN FORBS LIST
THIS SHOULD TELL U THAT THEY ARE PREACHERS OF ANOTHWR GOSPEL,
ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT, U WILL UNDERSTAND BETTERHOW THE APOSTLES DIED. 1. Matthew Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound. 2. Mark Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead. 3. Luke Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost. 4. John Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death. John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully 5. Peter He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross. According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died. 6. James The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club. * This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation. 7. James the Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian. 8. Bartholomew Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip. 9. Andrew Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired. 10. Thomas Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent. 11. Jude Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. 12. Matthias The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded. 13. Paul Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament. THEGOSOEL THAT TOOK THE BLOOD OF THE APOSTLES IS THE ONE TAKING YOUR PASTORS TO THE BANK, AND BECOMING THE RICHEST IN FORBS LIST THIS SHOULD TELL U THAT THEY ARE PREACHERS OF ANOTHWR GOSPEL, ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT, U WILL UNDERSTAND BETTER -
TEN ATTITUDES OF SMART PEOPLE
1. They are usually quiet than others – Smart people often prefer to listen and observe rather than dominate conversations.
2. They are aware of their own ignorance – Smart people recognize the limits of their knowledge and are open to learning more.
3. They avoid bragging – Instead of bragging, smart people let their actions speak for themselves.
4. They are humble – Despite their intelligence, they remain modest about their abilities.
5. They may have fewer close friends – They find it difficult to connect deeply with others because of their unique perspective.
6. They ask insightful questions – Smart people question deeply, seeking to understand and analyze.
7. They identify flaws and loopholes – They often examine systems or arguments to find imperfections.
8. They enjoy reading – A love of books and continuous learning is common among intelligent people.
9. They have strong intuition – They can often sense the true intentions and feelings of others.
10. They avoid confrontation – Intelligent individuals generally avoid unnecessary arguments and conflicts.
#copiedTEN ATTITUDES OF SMART PEOPLE 1. They are usually quiet than others – Smart people often prefer to listen and observe rather than dominate conversations. 2. They are aware of their own ignorance – Smart people recognize the limits of their knowledge and are open to learning more. 3. They avoid bragging – Instead of bragging, smart people let their actions speak for themselves. 4. They are humble – Despite their intelligence, they remain modest about their abilities. 5. They may have fewer close friends – They find it difficult to connect deeply with others because of their unique perspective. 6. They ask insightful questions – Smart people question deeply, seeking to understand and analyze. 7. They identify flaws and loopholes – They often examine systems or arguments to find imperfections. 8. They enjoy reading – A love of books and continuous learning is common among intelligent people. 9. They have strong intuition – They can often sense the true intentions and feelings of others. 10. They avoid confrontation – Intelligent individuals generally avoid unnecessary arguments and conflicts. #copied -
LAUGH WITH ME
1. When your child starts explaining with “I was just on my own...” forget it, He’s the guïlty one, kids are never on their own
2. Are you tirëd of this Nïgeria and you want to travel abroad ?
Put your phone on flïght mode‚ ständ on it and shøut vooom !
Safe journey !!!
3. Why do we change position when it’s actually the same hole. I don’t understand golf at all
Bros it’s not what you think
4. If our gïrlfriend know how many gïrls we ignorë in a day just becausë of them‚ they’ll be payïng us sälary.
5. Some gïrls are wiçked‚ I collected a gïrl number today‚ just to reach house and realize it was today’s date: O7O 11 01 2O24.
Can you imaginë.
6. 1O years in çultism no car‚ no house, no investment
Na only märk full your bødy
Bros wetin you gaïn??
7. Who is a rïsk taker ?
A rïsk taker is someone who has a rünning stomach and still want to mëss
8. I tell you... The ability to control teärs when food don’t get to you in an occasiôn is the highëst form of maturïty
9. “To those people complaining that fast food looks better in advertisements than it does in realïty...
Hmm aunty, look at your profile picture & then look in the mirror
Is it the same? No answer me na
10. Dear Sisters, don’t let any guy deçeive you that you look like “Angel”
Angel no dey bleaçh
11. Before I go, Do you know that???...
90% of rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish, plantains and takeaway packs
12. Dearie, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post and adding me as your Friend, Love you All
Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened
You wanna be My Best Friend right?
Follow Mas Terπ€ LAUGH WITH ME π€ 1. When your child starts explaining with “I was just on my own...” forget it, He’s the guïlty one, kids are never on their own ππππ 2. Are you tirëd of this Nïgeria and you want to travel abroad ? Put your phone on flïght mode‚ ständ on it and shøut vooom ! βοΈ Safe journey !!! πππ 3. Why do we change position when it’s actually the same hole. I don’t understand golf at all πππ Bros it’s not what you think π 4. If our gïrlfriend know how many gïrls we ignorë in a day just becausë of them‚ they’ll be payïng us sälary. πππ 5. Some gïrls are wiçked‚ I collected a gïrl number today‚ just to reach house and realize it was today’s date: O7O 11 01 2O24. Can you imaginë. π₯²π€ππ 6. 1O years in çultism no car‚ no house, no investment Na only märk full your bødy Bros wetin you gaïn?? ππππ 7. Who is a rïsk taker ? A rïsk taker is someone who has a rünning stomach and still want to mëss π³ππ 8. I tell you... The ability to control teärs when food don’t get to you in an occasiôn is the highëst form of maturïty π©π₯²ππ 9. “To those people complaining that fast food π looks better in advertisements than it does in realïty... Hmm aunty, look at your profile picture & then look in the mirror π€· Is it the same? No answer me na ππΆππ 10. Dear Sisters, don’t let any guy deçeive you that you look like “Angel” π Angel no dey bleaçh πΆβοΈππ€πππ 11. π€‘ Before I go, Do you know that???... 90% of rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish, plantains and takeaway packs ππ€πππ 12. Dearieπ₯°, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Meπ, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Postπ and adding me as your Friend, Love you All π Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightenedπ₯Ίπ’π₯ You wanna be My Best Friend right?ππ’π₯ Follow Mas Ter -
You asked him N7,000, and your dad told you he will give you in the morning before he leaves for work. This was after he had thoroughly scrutinized what you needed the money for, all the questions he asked were already making you angry.
Throughout the night your dad couldn't sleep because he was thinking as to why he must sacrifice his last N7,000 for you
In the morning he calls you into his room and gives you N6,000 instead of N7,000
You were not happy and squeezed your face in discontent, and reluctantly said thank you after complaining that it was not all you requested
Your mum after seeing this does not utter a word but meets you in your room where your dad is not present and gives you N1,000 from her own money and say "DON'T MIND HIM" add this to meet your needs.
You began to smile and quickly run to Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp to write.
I have the best mom in the world , I love you mom
Now your dad has gone out with just N500 in his pocket with no fuel in his car. Because of you he used public transport that day to work. He gives your mum N500 to enable her handle emergency while he is away.
At work, he worked overtime. After closing late, everyone of you keeps saying "daddy is never always around except mum".
Your good dad will never allow you to see how much he suffers for the family because he is a MAN
Always try to appreciate your dad your husband and brothers. It's not easy at all. They go through a lot to provide Food, shelter and so on for the family.
You won't know how much a male gender suffers just to provide the little you downgrade, some have to starve themselves just for you.
May God Almighty bless our FATHERS in what ever thing they find themselves doing
AMEN ?You asked him N7,000, and your dad told you he will give you in the morning before he leaves for work. This was after he had thoroughly scrutinized what you needed the money for, all the questions he asked were already making you angry. Throughout the night your dad couldn't sleep because he was thinking as to why he must sacrifice his last N7,000 for you In the morning he calls you into his room and gives you N6,000 instead of N7,000 You were not happy and squeezed your face in discontent, and reluctantly said thank you after complaining that it was not all you requested Your mum after seeing this does not utter a word but meets you in your room where your dad is not present and gives you N1,000 from her own money and say "DON'T MIND HIM" add this to meet your needs. You began to smile and quickly run to Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp to write. I have the best mom in the world π, I love you mom Now your dad has gone out with just N500 in his pocket with no fuel in his car. Because of you he used public transport that day to work. He gives your mum N500 to enable her handle emergency while he is away. At work, he worked overtime. After closing late, everyone of you keeps saying "daddy is never always around except mum". Your good dad will never allow you to see how much he suffers for the family because he is a MAN Always try to appreciate your dad your husband and brothers. It's not easy at all. They go through a lot to provide Food, shelter and so on for the family. You won't know how much a male gender suffers just to provide the little you downgrade, some have to starve themselves just for you. May God Almighty bless our FATHERS in what ever thing they find themselves doing AMEN ? -
She Chose the Man Nobody Wanted, But What She Discovered Will Shock You
In the dusty little village of Akur Ruba, people never forget how they laughed the day Ada married Ema—the man nobody wanted.
Ema was the village’s poorest farmer. His house had cracked walls, a leaking roof, and no future—at least, that's what everyone believed. He owned nothing but a rusted hoe and dreams that barely kept him alive. Even the poorest in the village pitied his family.
He was raised by his aging grandparents, Grandpa and Grandma Obi, and despite their poverty, Grandpa Obi carried a cheerful spirit and a belief that one day, Ema would shine.
“Son,” he always said, “there’s more hope in a living dog than a dead lion. Just keep your hands clean and keep working.”
But no matter how hard Ema worked, no lady wanted him.
They mocked him.
Laughed in his face.
“Can you even afford my bride price?” one lady sneered.
“Maybe sell your father's old bicycle first!” another laughed.
He bore it all—until one day, fate intervened.
Ema met Ada, a quiet orphan from a nearby village, who had nothing to her name but an old, squeaky sewing machine and a tiny patch of land. No family. No support. Just raw strength and humility. Like Ema, she had also known hunger, rejection, and pain.
They connected instantly—two broken souls, stitched together by survival and simplicity.
One day, under the shade of an old mango tree, Ema asked,
“Will you marry me?”
She smiled, wiping tears from her eyes.
“Yes, but I have no parents. Just an elderly couple who treat me like their daughter. They can stand for me.”
And so, with borrowed clothes and empty pockets, they did a low-key traditional wedding. No music. No food. No glamour. Just love.
The village laughed louder than ever.
“Poverty married poverty!”
“Perfect match! At least now they can starve together!”
But they didn’t care.
They went to the farm together. Ate from the same plate. Shared stories, laughter, and hope. What others saw as disgrace, they lived as joy.
Then, everything changed.
One sunny afternoon, Ema was clearing a part of his farm when he came upon a stubborn tree with roots as deep as his struggles. He tried to uproot it, but something told him,
“Keep digging.”
And he did.
He dug and dug—his fingers bleeding, sweat dripping—until he saw something shiny lodged in the dirt. He reached in…
It was a massive diamond.
Heart pounding, he wrapped it up and ran home.
His grandfather's eyes widened.
“Do you know what this is, son? This… this is a miracle.”
The next morning, they traveled to the city to meet Grandpa’s old friend—a trustworthy goldsmith. After examining the stone, the man looked up and whispered,
“This isn’t just a diamond. It’s one of the rarest and most valuable stones I’ve ever seen.”
That day, everything changed.
They sold the diamond and used the money wisely—investing, building, helping others. Ema and Ada became the wealthiest couple in the entire region.
And those who once mocked?
They watched in silence as Ema built a mansion right where their cracked house once stood. He bought his grandfather a brand new car to replace the rusted bicycle. He set up a fashion institute for Ada, who trained and empowered other orphan girls.
One of the same women who had once laughed at Ema now came to Ada for a job. Ada simply smiled and said,
“Life can change. Be kind to everyone. You never know where they’ll be tomorrow.”
Ema—the man nobody wanted—became the man everyone wished they had chosen.
So the next time you want to laugh at someone’s beginning, remember:
God writes the most beautiful stories from the roughest pages.
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Amazing MemerShe Chose the Man Nobody Wanted, But What She Discovered Will Shock You In the dusty little village of Akur Ruba, people never forget how they laughed the day Ada married Ema—the man nobody wanted. Ema was the village’s poorest farmer. His house had cracked walls, a leaking roof, and no future—at least, that's what everyone believed. He owned nothing but a rusted hoe and dreams that barely kept him alive. Even the poorest in the village pitied his family. He was raised by his aging grandparents, Grandpa and Grandma Obi, and despite their poverty, Grandpa Obi carried a cheerful spirit and a belief that one day, Ema would shine. “Son,” he always said, “there’s more hope in a living dog than a dead lion. Just keep your hands clean and keep working.” But no matter how hard Ema worked, no lady wanted him. They mocked him. Laughed in his face. “Can you even afford my bride price?” one lady sneered. “Maybe sell your father's old bicycle first!” another laughed. He bore it all—until one day, fate intervened. Ema met Ada, a quiet orphan from a nearby village, who had nothing to her name but an old, squeaky sewing machine and a tiny patch of land. No family. No support. Just raw strength and humility. Like Ema, she had also known hunger, rejection, and pain. They connected instantly—two broken souls, stitched together by survival and simplicity. One day, under the shade of an old mango tree, Ema asked, “Will you marry me?” She smiled, wiping tears from her eyes. “Yes, but I have no parents. Just an elderly couple who treat me like their daughter. They can stand for me.” And so, with borrowed clothes and empty pockets, they did a low-key traditional wedding. No music. No food. No glamour. Just love. The village laughed louder than ever. “Poverty married poverty!” “Perfect match! At least now they can starve together!” But they didn’t care. They went to the farm together. Ate from the same plate. Shared stories, laughter, and hope. What others saw as disgrace, they lived as joy. Then, everything changed. One sunny afternoon, Ema was clearing a part of his farm when he came upon a stubborn tree with roots as deep as his struggles. He tried to uproot it, but something told him, “Keep digging.” And he did. He dug and dug—his fingers bleeding, sweat dripping—until he saw something shiny lodged in the dirt. He reached in… It was a massive diamond. Heart pounding, he wrapped it up and ran home. His grandfather's eyes widened. “Do you know what this is, son? This… this is a miracle.” The next morning, they traveled to the city to meet Grandpa’s old friend—a trustworthy goldsmith. After examining the stone, the man looked up and whispered, “This isn’t just a diamond. It’s one of the rarest and most valuable stones I’ve ever seen.” That day, everything changed. They sold the diamond and used the money wisely—investing, building, helping others. Ema and Ada became the wealthiest couple in the entire region. And those who once mocked? They watched in silence as Ema built a mansion right where their cracked house once stood. He bought his grandfather a brand new car to replace the rusted bicycle. He set up a fashion institute for Ada, who trained and empowered other orphan girls. One of the same women who had once laughed at Ema now came to Ada for a job. Ada simply smiled and said, “Life can change. Be kind to everyone. You never know where they’ll be tomorrow.” Ema—the man nobody wanted—became the man everyone wished they had chosen. So the next time you want to laugh at someone’s beginning, remember: π God writes the most beautiful stories from the roughest pages. FOLLOW UP TO BE NOTIFIED IMMEDIATELY I POST THE NEXT PART ππAmazing Memer -
A man and his wife never føught for 25 years of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated:
"We went for our Høneymoon in Australia 25 years ago
and while riding on a horse, My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She got up, patted the horse's back and said
"This is your first time"
After a while it happened again.
#Laughingboi
She patted the horse again and said: "This is your second time"
The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gΕ«n and shøt the horse dΔad.
I was so shocked and shouted at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crΔzy! What's wrong with you? Why did you kΔ«ll the horse?"
She smiled at me and said "This is your first time"
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth Pim.
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Kindly follow LauLaughing boii.A man and his wife never føught for 25 years of their marriage. A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible. He narrated: "We went for our Høneymoon in Australia 25 years ago and while riding on a horse, My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She got up, patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time" After a while it happened again. #Laughingboi She patted the horse again and said: "This is your second time" The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gΕ«n and shøt the horse dΔad. I was so shocked and shouted at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crΔzy! What's wrong with you? Why did you kΔ«ll the horse?" She smiled at me and said "This is your first time" Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . My Mouth Pim.π€π __________ Kindly follow π LauLaughing boii.
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