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BREAKING: NIGERIAN SENATE APPROVES CREATION OF 12 NEW STATES!

In a landmark move aimed at deepening federalism and bringing governance closer to the people, the Nigerian Senate has passed the final reading for the creation of twelve new states across the six geo-political zones of the country.

This historic development follows an extensive nationwide consultation by the Senate Committee on State Creation, signaling a bold step toward equity, inclusion, and balanced development.

1. SOUTH WEST
Ijebu State – From Ogun State
Ibadan State – From Oyo State

2. SOUTH EAST
Anim State – From Anambra and Imo States
Adada State – From Enugu State

3. SOUTH SOUTH
Toru-Ibe State – From parts of Ondo, Edo & Delta States
Obolo State – From Akwa Ibom State

4. NORTH EAST.
Savanna State – From Borno State
Amana State – From Adamawa State

5. NORTH WEST
Tiga State – From Kano State
Gurara State – From Southern Kaduna

6. NORTH CENTRAL
Okura State – From Kogi State
Apa State – From Benue State

This decision reflects the Senate’s commitment to fairness, unity, and national progress.
It is a long-awaited response to agitations for better representation, improved governance, and accelerated development at the grassroots.

The official gazette is expected soon.
A new chapter in Nigeria’s federal structure is about to begin.
#NewStates
#NigeriaRising
#SenateUpdate
#DevelopmentMatters
#UnityInDiversity.
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One Minute Please The Longest Minute in Accra

It was a hot Saturday afternoon in Accra. The sun was shining like it had a personal grudge, and the whole town was waiting at the church for one thing Kojo and Akosua’s wedding. The pastor had already wiped his face three times, the choir had run out of songs, and even the flower girls were eating their own petals from boredom.

Meanwhile, back at the house, Akosua was in front of her mirror, applying her 13th layer of makeup. She looked stunning, yes, but time was running like Usain Bolt.

Kojo, her poor groom, was standing by the door sweating in his tuxedo like someone who owed ECG. He looked at the wall clock and shouted,
Akosua We’re late oo! The pastor is threatening to go and do another funeral

Akosua, without blinking, replied in her sweet voice,
One minute please
Then continued carefully brushing her eyelashes like she was painting the Mona Lisa.

Kojo held his head. Ei! One minute in Ghana woman time is one hour in real life

Outside, the best man was pacing, calling every 10 minutes:
Bro, has she finished
Kojo whispered back, She said ‘one minute 45 minutes ago

Back at the church, people started whispering:

Maybe she changed her mind

No oh, maybe she lost her shoe

Or the makeup artist is still contouring her ancestors.

Finally, Akosua appeared at the door like a queen stepping out of a music video. Kojo, half-dead from panic, smiled and said,
Let’s go before you remember you need to fix your necklace too

They arrived at church almost 2 hours late. But when Akosua walked in, the whole church gasped in awe.

Someone in the crowd said,
Ah well, beauty takes time. But next time, marry her in her sleep. That's when she won't delay

In Ghana, when a woman says One minute please, just sit down, drink some sobolo, and wait like you're queuing at DVLA

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