*SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES+, 24/05/2025*

Emefiele’s 753 duplexes: FG to sell houses to low, middle-income Nigerians

Marketers kick as P’Harcourt refinery faces shutdown for maintenance

Driving against traffic not enough for police to kill my 13-year-old son– Grieving father

1,593 Nigerians Killed In Road Crashes In 3 Months

Ground Rents: FCTA begins take-over of PDP Secretariat, INEC, CBN, NNPC lands Monday

Napoli crowned champions of Italian Serie A

Israeli strikes kill 16 in Gaza

Trump fires new 50% tariff threat at EU, drawing stiff response

Judge temporarily halts Trump block on foreign students at Harvard

South Africa rescues all 260 miners stuck underground alive

ECOWAS, Sahel Bloc begin talks on formal exit, security cooperation

Dabiri-Erewa, minister, celebrate 12-year-old Nigerian diaspora inventor, Eniola Shokunbi

13-yr-old swimmer Michelle Ibidapo wins gold at National Sports Festival



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*DID YOU KNOW?*

* The word ‘Android’ literally means a human with a male robot appearance. The female equivalent of this word is a ‘Gynoid.’

* Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
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Tinubu hails new Owa Obokun of Ijeshaland

Owa Obokun: Tinubu approves rehabilitation of Ilesa/Ife/Ibadan expressway

Senate passes bill establishing FMC in Southern Kaduna

Supreme Court strikes 36 states’ suit against FG over recovered loot

FG summons: Natasha’s lawyers promise defence with ‘factual evidence’

12 Filipinos jailed for cybercrime in Nigeria

Military raids bandit camp in Plateau, kills one

2025 UTME: DSS, police arrest 20 for hacking results

DSS gives businessman accidentally shot during operation free medicals, N20m

Sit-At-Home Order Losing Grip In S/East – Ribadu

IGP disburses over N2.8billion in insurance to families of fallen officers

Nigeria turning the tide against insecurity – Badaru

FG to demolish old MMIA terminal, plans new structure — Keyamo

FG vows to strengthen domestic carriers

Airlines airlifting passengers without entry visas to be sanctioned – Tunji-Ojo

FG, UNESCO partner to tackle AI misuse, deepfakes on social media — Minister

Student loan disbursement hits N54.2bn

Plateau set to become tech hub, as FG, state partner to empower youth

States, INEC reject calls to scrap state electoral commissions

Defection to APC won’t stop trial of corrupt governors – FG
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Aviation contributes $1.7bn to Nigeria’s GDP – FAAN

Two injured as training aircraft crash-lands at Ilorin airport

Forest Security Service honours six, pledges to fight bandits

Nigerians spent $2m on medical tourism in 2024 – Report

FCTA to takeover 4,794 Abuja property over unpaid ground rent

Jonathan, Attah, others win NCDMB award

NUC re-accredits all 25 KWASU undergraduate programmes

UNILORIN unions slam FG over N50bn allowance

New ASUU President Piwuna assumes office, decries state of education sector

ASUU urges FG to address outstanding demands

Arewa youths hail Tinubu over Danfulani’s appointment as NAIC boss

MSF treats 5,076 babies free, as malnutrition cases rise in Kano

Anambra NBA to boycott court sittings over lawyer’s death

Hunters warn against politicising forest guards recruitment

Avoid second #EndSARS, Amnesty tells police

Power firms’ loans rise to N1.77tn

SEEPCO converts 90% fleet to CNG, plants 25,000 trees

Dangote, Niger govt unveil rice project

Edo host communities’ 110,634 residents benefit from Seplat eye treatments

I have no presidential ambition in 2027 – Yahaya Bello

Ex-APC presidential aspirant berates NWC, govs for endorsing Tinubu

Aregbesola Hosts Atiku As Opposition Consolidates Ahead 2027

2027 election results have been written, democracy is gone — Sowore

Peter Obi, Okaro, others attend Nkechi Nweje burial ceremony

Delta Reps member defects to APC

PDP crisis: Saraki-led reconciliation committee members visit Gov Mbah

Defect with me or resign, A’Ibom gov tells appointees

Ibas, senators seek effective prosecution of oil thieves, digital surveillance

We’ll Reject Scrapping Of State Electoral Commissions – Gov Sule

Plateau gov lifts mining ban for 159 cleared operators

Lagos debunks alleged tenancy law amendment

Ondo begins major waterway clearing to prevent floods

Ogwashi Uku monarch flags off construction of mother and child clinic

Fulani herdsmen must vacate farmlands, Benue monarchs tell govt

Truck kills WASSCE candidate in Ogun

Ondo man jailed 14yrs for raping stepdaughter

Kaduna housewife feeds co-wife’s baby acid

Pregnant Ogun women flee to Benin Republic as healthcare crumbles

Rivers pirates demand N100m for abducted WASSCE candidates

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*TODAY IN HISTORY*

* On this day in 1970, engineers began drilling the world’s deepest hole. The Kola Superdeep Borehole had reached the unsurpassed depth of 12,262 meters (40,230 feet) before the project was abandoned due to a lack of funding.

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Adversity introduces a man to himself. – Albert Einstein


Good morning


*Compiled by Hon. Osuji George osujis@yahoo.com, +234-8122200446*

A friend who couldn't graduate in LAUTECH because of 100L Biology Practical wrote this, and I hope it will teach us a lesson.

"How I Made A Perfect Payback For Lecturer Who Failed Me For 6 Years In The University"

My first day in the biology laboratory was a dreadful one. During a briefing session a day before we were to have practical during my 100level, We had been told that it is a customary to always put on the ‘laboratory coat’ each and every time we have practicals, hence whosoever without the laboratory coat will be punished.

I’d no money as at that time to buy laboratory coat, and the first practical came just too soon. I couldn’t borrow as my only friend in the school then was Asiwaju Olalekan Godson Ayodeji.

Anyway, I knew breaking the rule of not putting a ‘laboratory coat’ was a bad idea but I was young and wrong to take that risk. I had no choice than to enter into the laboratory room to get engaged with my fellow departmental mates.

Not quite long after I entered the lab, one of the biology lecturer who handled biology practical came around. He spotted few of us without the ‘laboratory coat’ and decided to play a fast track on us, he wanted to get hold of us. I was fortunate to be sitting near the entrance door, so I got away.

He was able to lay hands on few guys unaware but everyone of us that escaped went into his black book. He called our class rep then, and collected our matric numbers. Printed them and pasted them in his office. It was printed boldly.

That was how myself and other guys that ran away failed Both the practical and the actual Biology course that year.

Personally, I sat for the same courses for good 6years; making it 6 different times entirely. On my third year of rewriting, I summoned courage to visit him in his office. I went to see him to plead with him, he didn’t know me, he only knew of my matric number.

So I’d to take the bull by the horn to explain what had happened. He laughed wickedly and angrily sent me away, I returned the next day.

He told me, if I return again then it would be very bad and I won’t like it. I left him for a week. I consulted my advisor, Dr. Mrs Adigun. I explained everything to her…

She told me, I should give him time, and to return to him after sometime. That he may consider my ‘show of repentance’. So I didn’t return for like a month.

Then one day, I was returning from a friend’s place Osisami Babalola Enitan on Friday after I had gone to play chess, I saw him also returning from the mosque. We both met along the school former fine-art department, just by the way that leads to Alata eatery, Under G.

I quickly used the opportunity of meeting him just coming from the mosque to plead yet again. He treated me like ‘poo’

He still went on to fail me even in my 400level. On my final year, I went to him, then I was married. I took my pregnant wife to plead with him. He walked us out and told us never to come again. He promised to report to the school security. So we left.

He failed me for 5 years consecutively. It was hard for me. I wept for days. I told my parents, and few friends.. It prevented me from going for NYSC with my class 13′ set.

Then I turned to God. Yes, I was guilty and I deserved punishment but that was too much. I prayed ‘no be small’. So many different phases of life, most times it is always our fault that we find ourselves in difficult situations but immediately we get to seek God for help, he surely always provide us a solution to all of our problems. I seek God’s face and he never fails.

That biology course was taken away from him and was given to someone else, it was given to another Dr. I can never forget him.

I registered as a spill-over student, and sat for it, I borrowed 4 other courses to boost my CGPA, I collected my result and my biology 101, 102,104 and 106 were all A(s).

That was how I got cleared.

Moving forward, During my service year, after I redeployed from Abia state to Oyo, I was posted to the West Africa examination council. (Waec) Ijokodo, Ibadan.

Great place with wonderful people. On my great work ethics, being dutiful and so diligent during my service year, I was given the green card and permitted at all time to work during their examination and marking exercise each and every time I so wish. Oluwafemi Martins my great boss, one of the great people I had worked with.

Coincidentally, I was officially sent to Ogbomoso marking venue as an assistant subject examination officer to partner my Waec daddy

I was handling Biology and chemistry subjects. For the ones who don’t understand the whole drama during the Waec marking exercise.

We give out the examination scripts to qualified teachers or graduates with the certification in their specified subjects for marking and recording during a stipulated period of 21/23

So that day in April, there was a long queue of Examiners waiting to submit their CV. Then this Dr. lecturer that failed me for 5years was on the queue too, I’d spotted him.

My wonderful Waec daddy was beside me, he asked while I was smiling, I simply told him that something funny will soon happen, and when it was this Dr’s turn, He greeted and called me “sir” (bending his head). I quickly stood up to greet him too.

But I was so surprised, he didn’t recognize my face. Apparently, he would never have thought and believe and to be possible for the young man in front of him to be me.

So I pretended as if I had nothing in mind too, I was going through his CV when he started pleading that he really needed my help concerning this marking stuff, he told me he came along with his daughter who is a gate crasher ( these are people who are new to the marking system) and his wife who also had marked for a long time but needed to mark too.

He told me Ladoke Akintola university of technology had been on strike for over a year and nothing seemed fine, no salary. No money and nothing at all. I should help him.

At that point I told him to call his wife and daughter. He did. I then asked him; “Sir, Is it truly that you do not recognize my face?”

He said, “ehn! It’s like this face is familiar o but you know there are many people like that I can’t remember. I can’t really remember where and when I had seen your face”. I told him to try, that I will only help him if he can remember where we had met and when..

He didn’t remember so I helped him out with my surname, I told him. “This is Akeju, the guy you failed for consecutive 5 years. The guy that brought his pregnant wife to beg you but still, you sent us away”.

At that point, he was dumbfounded. He left without saying a word. His wife and daughter were confused and everyone on the queue too. His wife asked what the matter was, I told her to go and ask her husband.

Shortly, His wife and daughter returned. He had explained everything, they knelt down and asked for forgiveness. I smiled and asked them to tell him to come back. He had gone home. In the evening he did return.

He asked for forgiveness, and I did forgave him. More than he had asked for, I granted him all of his requests. We were not permitted to give more than a packet packed of scripts but I gave him more than one. Just for him to make more money. He wept uncontrollably.
“ Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you”. I only know of the way of doing good even unto them that do me evil.

Till I left ogbomoso, he was always calling because I had put enough food on his table and not only him, but also for his family during that difficult period they were going through. It’s left to him, if he will change or not. Our tomorrow isn’t promised. Whatever position you find yourself, use it wisely.

Hope Someone Learnt From This.

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ADMIRE HER AND TELL HER SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!

When my wife was heavily pregnant of our first child, she looked at herself in the mirror one day and said she looked so ugly. I understand! Feeling ugly when a woman is pregnant is normal.

But I was seeing a different thing entirely because many are the eyes that look but few are the eyes that see.

What did i see? As she stood before the mirror, I saw the most beautiful woman in the world.
I saw a queen.
I saw an angel.
I saw a rare gem.
I saw a paragon of beauty.

I quickly stood up from the bed, walked up to her, hugged her and i asked her, do you mind if I look at you for a bit?

As she looked at me, I told her with a romantic voice that if this is how you look the first day i met you, i would have still fallen in love with you and married you without hesitation!

Never in this life have I met someone so beautiful, so elegant and so lovely like you. Even if you do not believe that you are beautiful as you are heavily pregnant, look into my eyes and you’ll be surprised by your pretty reflection.

Your beauty cannot be ignored, it is something unbelievable because it not only pleases my eyes but also warms my heart. To wake up every morning and to see your beautiful smile is the sense of my life. You are fantastic.

Dear, I will love you even when you are no longer young and beautiful because your beauty is inside you and it is eternal.

These words made her day! She was so excited and happy! That settled it!

Men, when last did you bring out the best in your wife by your beautiful words especially when she is pregnant? Pregnancy will definitely change her body and the way she does and responds to things.

Learn to say beautiful words to her. Women are easily moved by what they hear. They are like flowers that blossom when it is watered by words of love.

Your wife needs to be told she is beautiful. She needs to be told she is valued. You need to encourage your wife with your words and follow them up with your actions. I encourage you to study your wife. Get to know her better than you ever have, and start saying the things you know she’ll love to hear.

You Will Not Fail In Your Marriage. Enjoy a bliss home....

Kindly share this post to reach all men and woman

Bye team May!
My blue jet landed yesterday.
Safe delivery to the remaining pregnant women.

Amazing Pregnant woman relentlessly harassed by a K9 dog

At airport security, a pregnant woman is stopped by police dogs. At first, everyone thought the dogs were reacting strangely to the young pregnant woman. But no one expected the dog to identify something wrong...

The Houston International Airport was as crowded as ever with people rushing to catch their flights. And then, in the middle of the crowd, Shadow, an experienced German Shepherd K9 trained to detect hazards, started barking at a woman waiting in the long queue. She was 7 months pregnant and frightened by the dog’s reaction.

Officers asked her to step forward. They conducted a thorough search of her belongings, but nothing was out of the ordinary. Yet, Shadow wouldn’t stop sniffing her and barking at her.

The officers were confused and contemplated their next move. Should they let the woman go?

She was heavily pregnant and the entire situation made her upset and uncomfortable.

And then, just as they decided to let her go, Agent Grant remembered that Shadow was trained as medical alert service dog. Was there something wrong with this woman?

Just to be sure, he explained to her that he wanted to call the emergency services to check on her. Although she hesitated at first, the woman eventually agreed.

To everyone’s surprise, the medics discovered uterine rupture, which is a serious and rare childbirth complication where the muscle wall of the uterus tears.

The woman was quickly rushed to the nearby hospital where she gave birth prematurely.

Her baby was still tiny and placed in an incubator, but luckily, both he and his mother were fine.

That day, Shadow saved two lives. His strong senses allowed him to detect that something wasn’t right with that woman’s child.

Dogs have up to 300 million scent receptors and are able to detect chemicals or changes in body odor caused by diseases or other medical emergencies.

A few days after the incident, Shadow and Agent Grant paid the woman a visit at the hospital where she and the staff gave an appreciative “thank you” to Shadow in a brightly lit hospital ward.

Dear women,
I know they LIED to you that being submissive to a man will make him love you and treat you right.

Aww... aww... aww.

The reason I do NOT pity most of you women is that you don't learn. You see other women go through things and instead of using your brains to learn lessons from other people's experiences, you start chanting "I will marry once and marry right. If I'm lucky to marry a 'kind' man, I will be submissive to him."

See, you will suffer!!!

Men are socialized and raised to treat women badly. While women are raised to be submissive to even the worst of men.
It's upto you as a woman to throw all those nansense teachings in the bin and adopt a more selfish approach to life.

NO MAN will treat you well just because you are submissive.

Your submission simply tells a man that you would accept anything he throws at you. And guess what? He will throw those shiis at you sooner or later.

My selfish approach to life has saved me from a lot.
- You love me, I love you.
- You respect me, I respect you.
- You disrespect me, I disrespect you.
- You cheat on me, I cheat back on you.
- You get me pregnant and don't show me enough love, I abort. Yes, I've done it SEVERAL TIMES.
If every woman on earth were like me, badly behaved men would remain childless. Because I will NOT carry your child inside of me unless you have proven to me that your brain is intact. I don't want to help a stewpeed person multiply his DNA.

I'm a garbage in, garbage out.
With me, you get what you give.

Yes, they said an eye for an eye would make the would go blind. So, you want only me to go blind? Nah... we are all going blind. It would make me feel good and very perfect for my mental health.

I'm not on this earth to be anyone's victim just because I'm a woman.

There are women who are designed to suffer, live their lives pandering to men and taking bs from men. Those women are suffering so that me and my daughters won't. They are taking those sufferings for the rest of the girls.

The preaching of submission is the worst nansense the world through religion socialized into women.

No matter how much you try to define submission and make it look cute, it would remain nansense to me.

It would never make sense to me that one human is supposed to be submissive to the other. And that other isn't necessarily a better or more intelligent human. Just because he has a pp.

To be submissive to an IMPERFECT human being like me just because he was born with a more elongated genitals? God forbid.

If submission was such a nice thing, men would do it. But they know it nansense that's why they preach it to only women.

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Our part of the world makes it seem like men are deserving of respect more than women just because they are men.

Every human being deserves EQUAL amount of respect, irrespective of gender.

However, my bias mind, I accord women more respect than I accord men.

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Many men are dying slowly, just like the male anaconda—especially those who chase anything under the skirt. And here’s why:

I read something recently that really caught my attention—it was about the female anaconda.

Apparently, when the female anaconda mates, she has a 100% chance of getting pregnant. And once that happens, she does something shocking—she wraps herself around the male, kills him, and eats him. Yes. She consumes the same male she just mated with.

Why? For protein.

She won’t eat again for the next seven months while her body develops the babies. So the protein from the male becomes essential, as a full 30 percent of her bodyweight goes into making those babies.

That one moment of pleasure cost the male his life. Literally.

And somehow, it made me think of something that happens among humans too—adultery.

Let me explain.

A married man leaves his wife at home and goes after what people casually call a “side chick.” Before anything happens, there’s hotel bills, feeding, transport, gifts, even rent for some. Expenses keep rising—just for a fleeting moment of pleasure that drains his finances.

He returns home, and his wife is asking for money to buy food, pay school fees, or fix something in the house. But oga is now shouting, frustrated, and unnecessary angry. Pressure piles up. High BP. Stress. He begins to run helter-skelter.

If you ask some men today why life is hard, they can't even trace the root. But they’ve been flaming a hidden fire.

Just like that male anaconda—his hunger for pleasure led him to the jaws of destruction. It may not be physical death for the man, but many die in pieces—financially, emotionally, spiritually.

This isn’t gender bias. If tomorrow the Spirit leads me to speak to women, I will—with the same energy. But today, it’s a warning to the men.

And just to be clear—this isn’t about painting women as the enemy. The female anaconda isn’t wicked; she’s simply acting according to nature. The real message here is this: when a man lets his desires rule him, he opens the door to his own downfall. It’s not about avoiding women—it’s about mastering yourself.

Think twice before you take any step. Don’t let moments of pleasure cost you your peace, your health—or your life.

May God help us.

Sermon over.

Written by: James Terna
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#Shalom

HOW TO TOUCH A WOMAN:

A woman loves to be touched by her man, sensations of love hidden under her skin waiting for him to awaken them.

1. Gently squeeze the palm of her hand when she is scared, it comforts her

2. Gentle squeeze and rub her back when you hug her tight, it makes her feel safe

3. Grab her bum with no apologies, it makes her feel wanted and desired by you, her man

4. Hold her by the waist when you introduce her to your friends and family, it makes her feel secure

5. Gentle rub her hand when she is worrying or has received some bad news, it shows her you care

6. Hold her back when she is in the kitchen cooking and her hands are tied as you tell her how much she means to you, it makes her hardwork worth it

7. Place your hand between or on her breasts as you both sleep, it makes her feel comfortable and warm with you

8. Touch her tummy when she's pregnant, it tells her she is not alone, daddy is there with her

9. Rub her hips down when she is dressing up or when she is relaxing in bed, it makes her feel sexy

10. Hold her hands when you two are praying, it shows unity before God

11. Sneak from behind and wrap your arms around her, it makes her feel special

12. Massage her shoulders when she says she is tired, it calms her down

13. Stroke gently her back, tracing her spine, it releases sweet shivers all over her body

14. Rub her feet when she's had a long day, it tells her you are serious when you say you will take care of her

15. Oil her body, her back, her elbows, her knees sometimes. Love on the body that you find sexy

16. Hold her face, her neck as you kiss her, it melts and nicely weakens her. She loves to surrender to your masculine love

17. Play with her fingers as you cuddle and talk, it tells her you're paying attention.

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I Pretended to Be a House Girl—Just to Catch My Husband with My Cousin

I wore rags. Removed my nails. Scratched off every trace of who I was. Then I knocked on the gate of my own home—as a stranger. And that was the day I confirmed that betrayal has a face... and it looks just like my own cousin.

Kelvin and I had been married for five years. And like every typical newlywed African woman, I prayed and fasted for the success of my marriage more than I prayed for my own life. I had given up my job in Port Harcourt to move in with him in Abuja. I believed in him. I trusted him with my whole heart. I never even suspected a snake could be lying beside me in my own bed.

Then came Efe.

My cousin.

She was my late uncle’s daughter. After her father died, I took her in like a sister. I brought her to the city. Gave her a place to stay. Registered her for a fashion design course. Bought her clothes. Paid her bills. She called me "Big Sis."

I called her "My little twin."

That was before I realized she had twin intentions: one for fashion, and one for my husband.

It started slowly.

Kelvin used to be the kind of husband who couldn't wait to see me at the end of the day. Suddenly, he was too tired to talk. Too busy to eat my food. Too distracted to touch me.

Efe became his new laughter buddy. They would sit in the living room and joke for hours. I thought nothing of it. I told myself, "She's family. She's young. He probably sees her like a sister too."

Until the day I came home early from the salon.

I opened the door quietly, hoping to surprise Kelvin. I heard sounds from upstairs. I tiptoed.

The sounds became moans.

I climbed the stairs with my heart in my throat. My bedroom door was slightly open. I pushed it slowly...

And saw both of them.

On my bed.

Sweaty.

Naked.

Efe was on top of my husband.

I gasped.

Efe turned. Kelvin froze. The room stank of betrayal. But what hurt more was the shamelessness in their faces.

Kelvin covered himself lazily and said, "You should knock next time."

I stood there. Speechless. My heart tearing into pieces.

Efe simply smiled. A wicked, tiny curve of her lips. Like she had finally won.

That night, I didn’t sleep.

I cried silently. I stared at the ceiling. And I made up my mind.

If they could break me in my own house, I would break them in theirs.

I made a plan. A mad plan. A painful plan. But one I needed for closure.

I told them I was traveling to Lagos for a 3-day work trip.

I packed a bag. Booked a hotel just 15 minutes away. Called my friend Linda, a professional makeup artist. She helped me change my look. I transformed.

Hair hidden under a scarf. Nails removed. Contact lenses to dull my eyes. Old wrapper. Slippers. Voice changed.

I became Mariam. The new house help from Kogi.

I knocked on my own gate.

Efe opened it.

She looked at me up and down.

"Yes? Who are you?"

I bent my head, spoke in the softest voice I could manage. "Na Madam send me. Say make I come help. She dey travel."

Efe rolled her eyes. "Madam no tell me anything. But come in. Oga go see you."

I walked into my own house like a stranger.

I wanted to collapse.

But I held myself.

Then I saw him.

Kelvin.

In boxers. Eating suya in the living room. Watching football.

He looked at me and smirked. "Na you be the new help?"

I nodded.

He smiled. "You go sleep for down. Kitchen work na your own. And anything I say, you go do."

I swallowed hard.

In that moment, I died a little.

First day, he ignored me.

Second day, he touched my waist as I washed plates.

Third day, I saw him sneak into Efe’s room.

Fourth day, he asked me to massage his legs. Said I looked like I had strong hands.

I wanted to scream.

But I waited.

Until the fifth day.

He came behind me in the kitchen. Touched me again.

Said: "You fine o, even with all this village dressing."

That was the last straw.

I turned.

Tore off my scarf.

Removed my wrapper.

And screamed: "YOU’RE TOUCHING YOUR WIFE, FOOL!"

He jumped back.

Efe came running in.

She saw me. Froze.

I pulled out my phone. Showed them the camera footage from hidden angles.

"I have it all. Every dirty thing you did. I OWN YOU BOTH."

They started begging.

Kelvin went on his knees.

Efe tried to cry.

But I had cried all my tears.

I walked out.

Posted a short clip online.

And guess what?

That same night, Efe's mother called me from the village.

"My daughter is pregnant. For your husband."

I dropped the phone.

Collapsed.

To be continue....