You will smile, this month of April

Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to his best friend Mousa and said: "If I'm not back in four days, open the room and she's yours ... "

He climbed on his horse and gallops off towards the battlefield. Half an hour later, the King noticed a cloud of dust behind him. He stopped and saw his friend galloping very fast towards him.

"What's wrong ?" Asked the King. Out of breath, his friend Mousa responded: "You gave me the wrong key"

What????

Can you imagine !

He didn't even wait for the said 4 days before trying the keys.

Be careful with the one you consider your best "friends" and whom you think you can entrust them with your hard earned treasure - they could be wishing you dead soon and hopefully inherit your God-given fortune!

"I'm senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan, I'm not a law-breaker.

I appreciate the governor’s orders, and that was why we came by helicopter and not by road.

No convoy, we are not in the streets, so we didn't break the law." – Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan

Drink where the horses drink, the horse will never drink bad water.
Put your bed where the cat sleeps, it loves calm.
Whatever fruit the worm has touched but not penetrated, it is always looking for the ripe fruit.
And plant your tree where the mole digs, for that is fertile land.
Build your house where the snake sits to warm itself, for that is the stable ground that does not collapse.
Dig to find the water where the birds hide from the heat. Wherever the birds stand, the water hides.
And go to sleep and wake up at the same time with the birds - that's the quest for success.
Eat more vegetables-
You will have strong legs and a resistant heart like jungle animals.
Swim whenever you find time and you will feel like you are on land like fish in water.
Look at the sky as much as possible and your thoughts will become bright and clear.
Be calm and silent, and peace will come to your heart, and your soul will be at peace.

A 71-year-old man welcomes triplets with his new wife after being a widower for 12 years.

His late wife had only one daughter with him. This God is indeed wonderful! Congratulations to them! "
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If when you make love, your partner DOESN'T KISS YOU it's because...

Today is April Fools Day!

Here's your 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: Laugh all you want, but 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗞 people who are working hard trying earn for a living.

#aprilfools ‎

How To Know If Your Woman Is Satisfied After Nragbu.

1). If she doesn't stand up immediately to go and pee or wash off, you did a good job.

2). When she finally gets herself and goes to wash off, watch her steps when she's returning back to bed. If she's wobbly or can't stand straight, you deserve an award.

3). If your back looks like what a wild cat scratched with its paws, you did a wonderful job. Now, go and treat your injuries.

4). If she stares at the ceiling for five minutes without saying anything after you both are done.

5). If she lies on your chest and starts stroking your hairs or your beards.

6). If she sleeps off when doing number 5.

7). If after waking up, she goes into the kitchen to prepare a tasking meal like onugbu soup.

8). If you feel her pelvic contracting at intervals during nragbu.

9). Don't pay attention to her announcing she's coming (she could be faking it). Rather, pay attention to the way she says it. Any woman who is about to come, says it up to three - five times, accompanied by a very shrilly scream, followed by silence.

10). They don't do this often, but if you can see tears in her eyes duduke, come and take my crown as the nragbu master.

JUST IN: After suspending local security operatives, Edo State Governor Monday Okpebholo is currently in Kano state to pay a condolence visit to the Kano State Government and the families of the 16 travelers who were gruesomely burnt alive in Uromi, Edo State.

Governor Monday said this to the kano state governor

“We have come to sympathize with you, about 14 suspects have been arrested and would be taken to abuja for interrogations. We have also set up a committee to take care of the family of the victims that were burnt alive”

HOW YOUR FAMILY SEES YOUR PARTNER DEPENDS ON YOU!

In every relationship, family plays a crucial role in shaping perceptions. This perception may hold for years helping to mould the marriage or shatter it. A man is the determinate factor of how his wife-to-be is seen by his family. If he speaks highly of her, treats her with respect, and positions her well, his family will follow his lead. If he allows negativity, disrespect, or unnecessary interference, they may never truly accept her. Many battles some wives are having with their in-laws started way back during their courtship. He projected her in bad light so they (his family) took it up from there.

Likewise, a woman is the determinate factor of how her husband-to-be is seen by her family. If she honours him in her words and actions, her family will learn to do the same. But if she constantly complains, belittles him, or shares his weaknesses, she gives them reasons to disregard him.

So you hold the brush that will paint your parents' perception of your intended spouse. What picture are you painting? One of love, respect, and partnership? Or one of doubt, conflict, and mistrust? Be intentional about how you present your partner to your family because first impressions often last a lifetime.

If you project him or her to your family as one you hold in high esteem, your family will also do same (if not now later).

No matter what happens, never position yourself as the one instigating your partner against their parents.
Even if their family is difficult, don’t become the source of division. Instead, encourage unity, patience, and wisdom in handling family matters.

You see, nobody loves to be told that their family is bad (or receive a negative report or evaluation) even if they personal know that. Once you vocalize it and your partner is not mature enough to absorb it then you might start hearing statements like "you hate my parents" etc. Any of your actions is judged from the impression of "it's because you don't like my family".

Make yourself a system that helps protect your partner.
Be their shield in the face of misunderstandings. Stand up for them when necessary, but do so with wisdom and diplomacy. Families may not always understand your relationship at first, but consistency and honour will win their trust.

Build a system that protects your partner’s image and projects them as good.
People will see your partner through the lens you provide. If you present them as irresponsible, difficult, or unworthy, that’s exactly how your family will see them. If you highlight their strengths and virtues, your family will learn to appreciate them as you do.

Again, don't speak bad of your own family to your partner.
If you tell your partner that your family is bad, he/she will not regard them as part of her family.
He/she won't have respect for your parents and siblings. There will be no peace and respect among them.

DID YOU KNOW THESE 12 INTERESTING FACTS

1. Salt is not a spice or a herb, but it is a mineral, gotten from the sea or rock.

2. Sugar can also be used in cooking foods, while salt can also be used in baking foods.

3. Herbs can be used in cooking and also, in treating thousands of sicknesses.

4. Crayfish is not a spice, but it is a seasoning.

5. Although they almost look alike, but herbs are different from vegetable leaves.

6. Although some spices are called vegetables by Chefs, but scientifically all spices are fruits, rather than vegetables.

7. Pepper and onion are the most used spices in the world.

8. Your spices will be more flavourful when it is activated by toasting or blooming.

9. Black pepper is the most used pepper in the world.

10. Garlic, ginger and turmeric also known as the (3 pillar spices) are the most nutritious spices in the world. They are also the second most used spices in the world.

11. Curry powder is the most used spice blend in the world.

12. Alcohol known as a condiment in cooking, is not only used for baking cakes, but it can be used to add beautiful flavour and aroma to your cooking foods.Trust me! You’re missing a lot if you haven’t joined this group yet
Barbara O'Neill health tibs