*SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES+, 18/06/2025*

NEMA deploys relief items to Benue as attacks displace 6,527

Tinubu’s visit: Benue declares Wednesday work-free day

Benue bloodshed: Gov, Assembly at odds as SGF, ex-generals move in

Nigeria imports N1.2tn crude as local output stumbles

FG to link credit scores to NIN in sweeping credit reform drive

Lebara Nigeria rolls out 0724 phone number

NLC threatens showdown as FCT teachers strike nears 90 days

Truck drivers suspend strike, begin talks with LASG

UTME: 11 CBT centres, fingerprint cheats face sanctions

Naira depreciates to N1,598/$ in parallel market

Trump extends TikTok deadline for third time

Pope Leo to revive papal holidays abandoned by Francis

China will roll out measures on market access, inspection – Yan Yuqing

FG to evacuate Nigerians from Israel, Iran as crisis escalates

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*DID YOU KNOW?*

* Located in the heart of ancient Rome, the Colosseum is one of Italy’s most visited tourist attractions. Dating back to around 80 A.D., this structure remains the largest amphitheater in the world.

* In Oman, personal income including income from capital gains, wealth, death, or property, is not taxed.
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Tinubu orders speedy execution of approved projects

Tinubu commissions Abuja’s first Bus terminal

Tinubu unveils INEC HQ project as Wike promises 2027 completion

N’Assembly transmits tax reform bills to Tinubu

Yelewata killings: Senate leadership to accompany Tinubu to Benue Wednesday

Senate screens Tinubu’s 17 nominees for key Rivers agencies

Senate to screen nominees for South West Development Commission Wednesday

Reps probe ₦1.12tr anchor borrowers fund, seek accountability from NIRSAL, BOI

My presidential ambition in cooler, says Kalu

EFCC re-arraigns Bauchi accountant-general over N1.4bn fraud

EFCC to release more recovered funds to NDDC

NAF deploys more fighter jets to North Central

COAS to media: Avoid reportage that compromises national security

Police interrogate Adefarasin over ‘illegal’ possession of weapon, driving unlicensed vehicle

Police Inspectors Lament Delayed Promotion, Appeal To IGP, PSC

CBN halts dividends, bonuses for select banks in new stability measures

CrediCorp: Loan defaulters risk losing passport, rent access — FG

FG launches sensitisation campaign for LG proof of address system

ECN DG/CEO leads strategic visit to Schneider Electric net zero complex in France

PenCom engages NPAN over N720m pension arrears

CAC reviews service fees

Nigeria records spike in Lassa Fever cases as death toll hits 143

World-class aerodrome lighting system installed at Gateway Airport

NEMA, NEDC intervene after windstorm displaces 1,800 in Taraba

FRSC warns against unofficial payments of fines

FG unveils new CNG pricing structure to promote cleaner energy

FG backs free press, urges media to guard democracy

No pilgrimage to Israel until crisis is resolved- NCPC

UK varsity engages PTDF to expand scholarships

OOU faces backlash over ‘no bra, no entry’ during examination

Ogun poly students risk sanctions for assaulting lady

Obasanjo to governors: create incentives to curb medical brain drain

NEYGA slams Ezekwesili over defence of Natasha, demands proof of allegations

Nigeria ranks third as African startups hit $1bn

Delayed loans at six banks top $3.5bn – Report

Fuel distribution scheme will create jobs, says Dangote refinery

Tax bills open new opportunities for professionals – CITN President

Anambra market leaders deny alleged connivance with NAFDAC to extort traders

Brewery workers demand unpaid entitlements in Abia

Labour Party mocks Tinubu over APC’s infighting in N-East

Ekiti gov poll: Oyebanji’ll face primary despite endorsements — APC

Adamawa APC denies endorsing Ribadu for 2027 election

LG poll: Sanwo-Olu rallies support for 433 APC candidates

We’re open to credible investors, Aiyedatiwa tells Czech Republic

Okpebholo studies A’Ibom, Rivers models to end Edo flooding

Uzodimma apologises for postponing state address

Obasanjo, Yahaya unveil ultra-modern processing factory in Gombe

Benue Assembly recalls six lawmakers, seven suspended pending apology

Renewed herdsmen attacks: Benue Assembly urges Alia to fully enforce anti-open grazing law

Lagos Assembly adopts recommendations on e-GIS bill

Lagos innovation bill targets startups, varsities

Ogun tackles plastic pollution with waste-for-cash initiative

Gombe Residents Kick As Police Ban Motorcycles

Two cultists linked to Rivers DPO’s death in police custody

Police arrest 14 suspected cultists, foil kidnapping in Ogun

Six suspected cultists arrested after initiation ceremony in Anambra

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*TODAY IN HISTORY*

* On this day in 1948, the LP record was introduced. The 33⅓ rpm microgroove vinyl Long Playing record developed by Columbia Records soon became the music industry’s standard medium. It allowed for a total playing time of 20 minutes per side.

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Never think that you’re not good enough. – Anthony Trollope

Good morning

*Compiled by Hon. Osuji George [email protected], +234-8122200446*

MARRIAGE WILL TEST YOU

1. IT WILL TEST YOUR MATURITY
Especially during conflicts. Will you be mature enough to solve them, or will you be childish, dramatic and selfish?

2. IT WILL TEST YOUR LOVE
It is easy to tell someone "I love you", but your commitment will be tested especially when you disagree, offense is done or challenges show up

3. IT WILL TEST YOUR FRUIT
Do you bear the Fruit of the Spirit: Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, humility and self control? Marriage will reveal this

4. IT WILL TEST YOUR PATIENCE
There will be moments your spouse or children don’t get it right as quickly as you want them to, how will you handle it?

5. IT WILL TEST YOUR HUMILITY
Will you be humble enough to apologize when wrong, humble enough to ask for help from your spouse? When you are better at something more than your spouse, will be full of yourself telling your spouse why can't he/she be like you? Or will you be humble enough to acknowledge you are the person that you are, not because of your sole effort or you are better than, but because God has been working on you?

6. IT WILL TEST YOUR WORDS
It is easy to speak words and give promises. In marriage you will be held to account. It will be revealed whether you mean what you say

7. IT WILL TEST YOUR CHARACTER
To outsiders you may pretend, but most often, your true character will be seen at home, outside of the public

8. IT WILL TEST YOUR SPIRIT
Do you claim to believe in God? Well, how you treat your spouse will reveal whether you are led by the flesh: full of rudeness, revenge, treachery, conceited and insults; or by the Spirit

9. IT WILL TEST YOUR FAITH
Many times as a couple or alone you will believe in God for something and it takes long to materialize. There will be moments when it will be questioned whether you believe the prayers you made for your marriage in the past

*A SOFT ANSWER CAN STABILIZE THINGS AND TAKE YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION*

"A soft and gentle and thoughtful answer turns away wrath, But harsh and painful and careless words stir up anger." Proverbs 15:1[Amplified).

I was inside a public transport when a soldier at a check point ordered our driver to park his vehicle and for all the passengers to come down for a one on one search of persons and goods! Some of us were in a hurry. Some people felt he needed money that is why he chose to delay and frustrate us. A few zealous people took money and went to him. He said that his problem was not money, but the disrespectful and arrogant answer given by our driver. Unreserved apologies were then given and he cheerfully allowed us to proceed. *A lot of marital, family, workplace, organisational and national disputes are exacerbated by unkind answers and reactions.* Words are so powerful; more powerful than some guns and money. Ephesians 4:29 says: "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, *that it may minister grace unto the hearers.* Can we start developing a glossary of gracious words! Can we learn to say: "Oh, I am sorry, I think I misunderstand you; pardon my manners, please don't be angry with me, how can I make things right, can we please have a discussion on this, I am open to your views; kindly hear me out, I am finding ways that we could honour God better as we resolve this issue, kindly pray for me, I think I may be missing something, please don't give up on me, maybe I am not communicating properly, Oh Lord, please help me to say the right words to my beloved....!" Good words could be therapeutic, they bring healing and break the power of pride and disdain. *People may be as erratic, crazy and unreasonable; but we must not give them the keys of our peace, joy and progress by our careless responses!* Oh dear Lord, please help us to use gracious words in all we say in Jesus Christ name. Amen. Good morning.

THE DEVIL'S MISTRESS
PART 8
Sunlight, warm and honeyed, streamed through the bulletproof glass of the penthouse bedroom, painting stripes across the rumpled silk sheets. Jessica lay curled against Scar’s chest, her ear pressed to the steady, powerful beat of his heart. Months. It had been months since the night that changed everything, months since she’d knelt in gratitude and been met with a firestorm of possession that had consumed them both. Now, the air itself hummed with the intensity of their connection, a tangible force field woven from trust, fierce protectiveness, and a love that had shocked them both with its depth.
His large hand traced lazy, possessive circles on the bare skin of her back, calloused fingers whispering over the curve of her spine. "You’re thinking too loud, my little lioness," his voice rumbled, a low vibration against her temple. He hadn’t called her anything else since that first morning.
A small smile touched Jessica’s lips. "Just… happy," she murmured, nuzzling closer. The gnawing fear for her family was a dull ache now, soothed by the knowledge they were safe in the mansion he’d given them, guarded by men whose loyalty was absolute. Her own world had shrunk and expanded simultaneously – confined within the gilded fortress of his empire for safety, yet boundless within the sanctuary of his regard.
"You should be thinking about your studies," he said, his thumb brushing the corner of her mouth. He’d been relentless on this point. Weeks ago, he’d presented her with a state-of-the-art laptop and a meticulously researched list of accredited online degree programs. "Law," he’d stated, not asked. "You have the mind for it. Sharp. Analytical. You understand the cost of injustice." He saw the education not as an escape from *his* world, but as armor *within* it. "Knowledge is power, Jessica. Especially here. I won’t have you vulnerable."
She’d enrolled. The discipline forged in the slums and honed juggling escort work and school served her well. Her days now held structure: intense study sessions in the morning light, often with Scar nearby, silently reading intelligence reports or conducting hushed calls; afternoons learning the intricate, often terrifying, workings of his empire – not the violence, but the strategy, the networks, the delicate balance of power he maintained. He trusted her. Explicitly. Implicitly. He introduced her to key, vetted players not as his mistress, but as *Jessica*. The respect they showed her was born of his unwavering authority and their dawning recognition of her own quiet intelligence.
"You worry I’m not focusing enough?" she teased, tracing the infamous scar that ran down his jaw with a feather-light touch. It was a gesture of intimacy only she was permitted.
His eyes, usually so hard and assessing, softened as he looked down at her. They held a warmth reserved solely for her, a stark contrast to the chilling authority he wielded elsewhere. "I worry about many things concerning you," he admitted, a rare vulnerability in his tone. "But your mind? Never. I know the steel in it." He captured her wandering hand, bringing her knuckles to his lips. "I just want you to have everything. Everything you were denied. Everything you deserve."
The tenderness, the absolute conviction in his words, still had the power to steal her breath. This ruthless kingpin, feared across continents, whose name was whispered with dread, held her as if she were spun glass and tempered steel combined – precious and unbreakable.
The lazy tracing on her back became less idle, more purposeful. His gaze darkened, the familiar heat igniting. Months had done nothing to dim the explosive chemistry between them. If anything, the deep well of trust and affection had only made the physical connection more potent, more layered. He knew her body now with devastating intimacy, knew exactly how to unravel her, just as she knew the secret paths to melt his formidable control.
"Enough studying for today," he declared, his voice dropping to that low, dangerous register that never failed to send shivers down her spine. He rolled her gently but decisively beneath him, his weight a welcome anchor. The sunlight gilded the hard planes of his chest and shoulders as he looked down at her, his eyes burning with possessive fire. "Right now, I require your undivided attention."
Jessica laughed, a breathless, happy sound, and made a playful half-hearted attempt to wriggle away. It was a game they played. He loved the chase, even within the confines of their bed. "Demanding, aren’t you?" she teased, pushing lightly against his chest.
A predatory grin slashed across his face. He easily pinned her wrists above her head with one large hand. "Always," he growled, lowering his head to nip at the sensitive skin of her neck, sending sparks skittering through her veins. "Especially where you’re concerned." His free hand slid down her side, over her hip, igniting a trail of fire. "Now, come here, my little lioness."
He kissed her, deep and claiming, silencing her playful protests. Jessica melted into him, her body arching instinctively, meeting his hunger with her own. The world outside their sanctuary – the danger, the underworld machinations – dissolved. There was only him, the heat of his skin, the intoxicating scent of him, the overwhelming sense of belonging. His mouth moved to her collarbone, then lower, his touch both reverent and demanding. She gasped his name, her fingers tangling in his dark hair.
"Scar…"
He growled in response, the vibration against her skin tightening the coil of desire low in her belly. He released her wrists, his hands moving to cup her face, holding her gaze captive as he positioned himself. The intensity in his eyes was breathtaking – love, lust, and an absolute, terrifying possessiveness.
"Say it," he commanded, his voice thick.
"Yours," Jessica breathed, the truth resonating deep in her soul. "Always yours."
He surged forward, joining them in one powerful, claiming stroke. Jessica cried out, wrapping her legs around his waist, pulling him deeper. This was worship, this was possession, this was home. He moved with a rhythm that was both familiar and eternally new, building the pleasure with relentless precision. Her world narrowed to the feel of him, the sound of his ragged breaths, the sight of his face – fierce, focused, utterly consumed by her. She met his thrusts, her own cries mingling with his low groans, climbing higher and higher towards the inevitable, shattering peak.
Just as the tension coiled unbearably tight, poised to break, a sharp, urgent knock shattered the intimate cocoon.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Scar froze above her, his body rigid, every muscle locked. The tender lover vanished instantly, replaced by the chilling visage of the crime lord. A low, dangerous snarl ripped from his throat, pure fury radiating from him like heat from a furnace. The interruption wasn't just unwelcome; it was a cardinal sin against the sanctity he fiercely guarded around Jessica.
"WILLIAM!" Scar roared, the sound echoing off the walls, vibrating with barely leashed violence. "This better be a fucking war starting at my doorstep, or I swear to God, I will personally remove your head from your shoulders!"
Jessica flinched at the raw fury, the sudden shift from passionate lover to deadly predator always jarring, even now. She placed a calming hand on his sweat-slicked chest, feeling the thunderous beat of his heart beneath her palm. "Scar," she murmured softly, trying to diffuse the atomic tension radiating off him. "Just… let him say what it is."
Scar’s jaw clenched so tight Jessica heard his teeth grind. He didn’t move off her, his body still intimately connected, his gaze fixed murderously on the door. After a tense, silent beat where Jessica half-expected the heavy wood to splinter under his glare, he finally barked, "Come in!" The command was a whip-crack.
The door opened cautiously. William, Scar’s imposing second-in-command, stood framed in the doorway. His face, usually impassive, was pale, etched with a tension Jessica had rarely seen. His eyes flickered towards the bed for a microsecond, registering the scene – his boss pinning Jessica beneath him, both flushed and clearly interrupted – before snapping back to Scar’s face with rigid discipline. He looked profoundly uncomfortable, acutely aware he was treading on lethally thin ice.
"Sir," William began, his voice strained. He swallowed hard, his Adam’s apple bobbing. "I apologize… profoundly… for the intrusion. But…"
"SPIT IT OUT, WILLIAM!" Scar snarled, his patience evaporated. The hand not braced beside Jessica’s head curled into a fist.
William flinched almost imperceptibly. He took a breath, steeling himself, his gaze locking onto Scar’s. The news he delivered was delivered in a flat, urgent tone, cutting through the charged air like a shard of ice:
"It’s Amanda, sir. She’s returned."
The effect was instantaneous and terrifying.
Scar didn’t move. He didn’t breathe. The fury that had consumed him a second ago vanished, replaced by a sudden, profound stillness that was infinitely more frightening. The color drained from his face beneath his tan, leaving his scar stark and livid. The possessive fire in his eyes extinguished, replaced by a chilling, hollow shock that Jessica had never witnessed before. It was the look of a man who’d seen a ghost – a ghost capable of unraveling everything.
"What?" The word was a whisper, devoid of its usual power, rough with disbelief. He pushed himself off Jessica abruptly, sitting upright on the edge of the bed, his back rigid, facing away from her. His broad shoulders were taut as steel cables. "When? When did she leave Italy?"
William shifted his weight. "Just confirmed, sir. She landed privately an hour ago. We don’t know her destination yet, but… she’s here. In Lagos."
The silence that followed was deafening, thick with unspoken history and looming catastrophe. Jessica sat up slowly, pulling the sheet around her, her own heart pounding against her ribs. She stared at Scar’s rigid back, the sudden distance yawning between them colder than any physical separation. The name hung in the air, charged with an ominous weight she couldn’t comprehend.
Amanda.
Who was she? What power did this name hold that it could fracture the invincible composure of Mr. Scar in an instant? The sanctuary of their love, so fiercely guarded just moments before, suddenly felt fragile, exposed to a storm Jessica couldn’t yet see. The trust, the safety, the future they were building – all suspended on the razor’s edge of this single, devastating name.
TO BE CONTINUED...

The Air India plane crash.
To some, it's just another breaking news story.
To me, it was a soul-stirring reminder of how fragile and unpredictable life really is.

Four lives. Four stories. Four powerful lessons changed how I see time, purpose, and grace of each moment.

First: A family who had waited years to fulfil their dream of migrating to the UK.
Life kept getting in the way, responsibilities, delays, and decisions.
They finally made it onto the plane… but never reached their destination

And I realized:
We carry so many plans for “someday.” But if we keep waiting, someday becomes never.

Second: A woman who was supposed to be on that flight. She arrived late. Missed the check-in. Pleaded to get on board but was denied. She was frustrated, angry, and defeated. Only to later realize: that delay was divine protection.

We don’t always get what we want because God sees what we can not.
Sometimes, His “no” is what keeps us alive.

Third: A man who survived.
The plane split in half, and he happened to be in the section that didn’t catch fire.
He walked away, dazed and alive, from something no one thought survivable.

It wasn’t luck. It was purpose. I was reminded of the verse: “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” – Ecclesiastes 3:1

It simply wasn’t his time.

Fourth: And then those who didn’t make it. People with dreams. People with families. People with unfinished stories.
They kissed someone goodbye that morning… not knowing it was the last time.

Their lives remind us that time is not guaranteed. We’re not promised old age. We’re not promised later. What we have is now. A breath. A heartbeat. A chance.

So, while you still have today..
While you’re still breathing, still strong, still able, don’t waste it. Don’t wait for the “perfect” moment.

Love now. Apologize now. Forgive now. Dream now. Speak now.

Because life doesn’t always come with warnings. And sometimes… “next time” never comes.

No apologies for speaking English with Igbo accent. Your Igbo accent is your identity carry it with pride. Every people all over the world speaks English with their own accent, the one being attacked is Igbo accent. Speak igbo language or proudly speak the English igbotically.

Depot marketers lamented over Dangote's direct fuel distribution strategy, declaring it a “death sentence.”
After Dangote Petroleum Refinery announced it would start directly distributing petrol and diesel nationwide beginning August 15, members of the Dangote Marketers Group, an association of licensed depot marketers, have voiced significant concerns. They described this change as a "death sentence" for their part in the downstream value chain.

The marketers, who act as links between depot proprietors and fuel station managers, are concerned that the refinery's new approach of sidestepping traditional middlemen to provide direct sales and logistics to consumers will threaten their livelihood.

In a group chat, one marketer straightforwardly claimed that "the supply chain is dead." Others described it as an "evolution masked as a revolution" and cautioned that the resulting ripple effects could impact jobs, businesses, and even families.

Traditionally, independent marketers act as essential links by providing financing and logistical support between fuel depots and retail stations. Owners of fuel stations frequently depend on them for credit, assistance with loading processes, and managing transportation logistics.

Dangote's innovative approach eliminates the need for middlemen by providing direct sales, integrated logistics with a fleet of 4,000 trucks powered by CNG, and even offering credit options for bulk purchasers.

“Now imagine manufacturers boycotting middlemen and going straight to end users,” lamented Black Bishop, another group member. “End users will receive sealed, tamper-proof products delivered on time. All hell is about to break loose.” Mide Leo exclaimed.

Another marketer, Mide Loe, narrated how one of his clients, who owns over 15 haulage trucks, went silent after hearing the news.

“His silence was deafening,” Joe wrote. “Businesses will fold up. Homes will be broken. Fathers and mothers will be rendered jobless. This is sad.”

“Everyone dey collect… depot owners, importers, marketers, truckers, PTD, baranda” said Peter Akande, voicing frustration over the perceived monopoly.

Some marketers also questioned the silence of industry regulators like NMDPRA and the defunct PEF, which had developed the Aquila tracking platform. “What are the regulators doing? Someone should provide rules of the game,” said Stephen, emphasizing the need for policy safeguards to protect existing players.

“This isn’t a revolution. It’s the beginning of a one-man show in the downstream sector,” warned another group member. “May Nigeria succeed, but the market must remain competitive.”

“Let’s ask him how he intends to cover the cost of transportation. Is it embedded in product pricing? Will it lead to a price increase?” asked Black Bishop

Becoming isn’t loud.
It’s not a grand announcement.
Not a polished version you finally arrive at.
Not something you need to prove.

True becoming is quieter than that.
It’s the moment you stop defending your boundaries.
The moment you stop apologizing for your peace.
The moment you stop trying to explain your healing to people who never understood your pain.

You’re not behind.
You’re not broken.

You’re simply becoming — steady, grounded, and fully at home inside yourself.

🩶 If this landed, save it.
🩶 If you know someone who needs this, share it.
🩶 And if you’re in this season too, stay here — we go deep here

Listen up, Men! By Age 30 You Shouldd Be Smart Enough To Have Mastered These 12 Things Otherwise You’re Still Playing With Life

I’m not here to pet you. I’m here to wake you up. As a young man grinding through the mud of life, these are the raw, unfiltered truths no school, no pastor, no w00man, and no simp will ever tell you. If you don’t get this into your skull by 30, you’ll spend your life working for men who did.

1. Nobody Owes You Anything
Not your family. Not society. Not even the girl who says she loves you. If you don’t build, you’ll beg. And beggars don’t get to choose.

2. Your Looks Won’t Feed You
Only women can survive with beauty and body. As a man, your looks don’t matter — your money does. Chase value, not vanity.

3. Women Love Winners, Not Strugglers
Stop thinking love is enough. If you’re broke, she’ll leave. The streets are filled with exes who swore they’d never go. Succeed or bleed.

4. Emotion Is a Luxury You Can’t Afford
Be logical. Be tactical. Cry in silence if you must, but never lose your frame in public. The world eats soft men for breakfast.

5. Time Is Your Greatest Asset — Protect It
If your squad isn’t talking business, fitness, goals, and legacy, cut them off. You’re not a clown — stop dancing in circles with losers.

6. Avoid Long-Term Relationships Until You’re Built
Your focus will be hijacked. Build your empire first. When you’re up, you’ll attract the women they all chased in your absence.

7. Skills Over Degrees
In 2025, your ability to sell, code, trade, build, or market is more valuable than your paper certificate. Be a weapon, not a victim.

8. Silence Is Power
Move like a ghost. Work in silence. Announce only your results. The less they know, the more they fear.

9. Rejection Builds Muscle
Every “No” you face makes you sharper, tougher, better. Face it. Eat it. Use it. Weak men avoid rejection. Alphas devour it.

10. Stay Away From CCBs
High body count, masculine, rebellious, entitled w00men will ruin you. A good woman multiplies. A bad one extracts and destroys.

11. Learn to Be Alone Without Losing Your Mind
Solitude is the training ground of kings. If you can’t stand your own company, you’re not ready to lead anyone else.

12. Have a Code You Live By
Without principles, you’re a leaf in the wind. Discipline, focus, loyalty to your mission, and brutal honesty — that’s your masculine core.

Now read that again. And again. Until it burns into your DNA.

By 30, you’re either a man building his throne or a boy entertaining crumbs.
Choose your side.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Séx
2nd day= Séx again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Séx
3rd day = Séx again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = séx and more séx

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Séx

African Relationship:
Especially Nigeria
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have séx but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sèx but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have séx but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have séx but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sèx but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Ràpe.
29th day= Police case Prince Lee Wizkid Fc

Doctor’s Visit or Comedy Show

It was just another normal day or so Mr. Johnson thought

He invited his friend who also happened to be his wife’s gynecologist over for a drink and some football. Snacks? Drinks? Drama? Oh yes 100%

Just as the match was getting exciting, Mrs. Johnson strolled into the living room wearing—well—basically nothing. Just underwear and confidence

Mr. Johnson nearly choked on his drink.
He shouted, Honey, pls go and dress up properly or correctly. Can’t u see we have a visitor

But his wife didn’t even flinch. With a tray in her hand and sass in her step, she replied calmly,
There’s nothing else on me that I can hide from him. Have u forgotten that he is my Gynaecologist

Silence. Absolute silence.

Mr. Johnson’s brain went into a system reboot. His friend just sipped his drink like this was an everyday thing. And Mrs. Johnson? She walked off like a queen who just dropped the mic

Never mix football, friends, and half-naked wives. Especially when the friend is a gynecologist.

*SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES+, 16/06/2025*

Tinubu orders security chiefs to restore peace in Benue

Benue killings: Military deploys air surveillance, IG takes over security

Brent bounce: Nigerian crude hits $77 as Israel-Iran tensions boil

Appeal Court nullifies Emefiele’s asset forfeiture

Fed Govt set to acquire 12 Viper jets to boost NAF’s capability

Dangote refinery to begin petrol, diesel distribution nationwide August 15

Lagos mandates e-call-up for trucks June 16

Again, Oliseh frowns at foreign coaches

Davido cancels UK show at Tottenham Hotspur stadium amid production issues

Tanzania names major road after AfDB President, Adesina

Iran-bound businessman arrested at PH airport for ingesting 53 wraps of cocaine

Italy-bound passenger arrested with drugs hidden in winter jackets

Three nabbed in Ghana for smuggling stolen Nigerian SUVs

Nigerian nationals in India beg FG: We want to come home


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*DID YOU KNOW?*

* The Magna Carta, meaning “Great Charter,” is a historical document that King John of England agreed to in 1215, granting certain rights and liberties to barons and free men. It established the principle that the king was not above the law and paved the way for limited government and the rule of law.

* 99.9% of your DNA is identical to very other human – it’s the 0.1% that makes us unique.
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Tinubu hails fathers as pillars of nation-building

Tinubu congratulates Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar at 83

Senate pledges electoral reform, constitutional review ahead of 2027

Senate introduced 983 Bills, passed 108 into law in two years, says Bamidele

Reps to convene legislative dialogue on national security architecture Monday

Tinubu not first president to borrow, Oshiomhole defends loan request

Court orders execution of Ebonyi man over teen’s death in rape case

Lawyer summoned over missing suspect in N36.8m cybercrime case

Special forces deployed to battle terrorists in Benue

Terror kingpins surrender, free 16 hostages in Katsina amnesty deal

Umahi frowns at slow pace of work on Enugu-Onitsha highway

Livestock devt: FG moves to resuscitate 144,000 hectares Gombe grazing reserve

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*TODAY IN HISTORY*

* On this day in 1976, South African police killed hundreds of protesting schoolchildren. An estimated 20,000 youth were protesting against the introduction of Afrikaans as the languages of instruction in their schools when police officers started firing into the crowd.

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You gotta keep ur head up even when the road is hard, never give up. – Tupac Shakur

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*Compiled by Hon. Osuji George [email protected], +234-8122200446*