• Laugh before you go to bed
    Laugh before you go to bed 😄😄
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  • *LAUGH! LAUGH!! LAUGH!!!*

    A group of Nigerian husbands gathered at Lokoja conference hall to discuss on the topic, "How to live in a loving relationship with your wife".

    The men were asked,

    *"How many of you love your wives?"*

    All the men raised their hands.

    *They were asked,*

    "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?"
    Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.

    The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife:

    *"I love you, sweetheart".*

    Then, the men were asked to exchange phones, so each of them can read the other wife's response to the love message..

    Here are some of the replies from 10 of them:

    1. *Have you impregnated someone again.*

    2. *That was then, not now.*

    3. *You wan borrow money abi?*

    4. *What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time!*

    5. *Meaning?*

    6. *Is that a new song?*

    7. *Am I dreaming!*

    8. *If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!*

    9. *You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!*

    10. *Abeg na who be this?*

    Today is *WORLD HAPPY DAY*, please send to your friends to make them happy and laugh Ooooooo !!!!
    *LAUGH! LAUGH!! LAUGH!!!* A group of Nigerian husbands gathered at Lokoja conference hall to discuss on the topic, "How to live in a loving relationship with your wife". The men were asked, *"How many of you love your wives?"* All the men raised their hands. *They were asked,* "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: *"I love you, sweetheart".* Then, the men were asked to exchange phones, so each of them can read the other wife's response to the love message.. Here are some of the replies from 10 of them: 1. *Have you impregnated someone again.* 2. *That was then, not now.* 3. *You wan borrow money abi?* 4. *What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time!* 5. *Meaning?* 6. *Is that a new song?* 7. *Am I dreaming!* 8. *If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!* 9. *You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!* 10. *Abeg na who be this?* 😄😄Today is *WORLD HAPPY DAY*, please send to your friends to make them happy and laugh Ooooooo !!!! 😂😂😂
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  • I told her I loved her, she laughed and t0ld me that I'm a player 🤦‍
    Guys, am I a player?
    I told her I loved ❤️ her, she laughed and t0ld me that I'm a player 🤦‍ Guys, am I a player? 🤕😢💔😭
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  • Never laugh at someone's situation,you never know if life might put you in the same position one day
    Karma doesn't knock ,it arrives silently
    Never laugh at someone's situation,you never know if life might put you in the same position one day Karma doesn't knock ,it arrives silently
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  • "You may choose a Hyena over a Dog because a dog barks, while a Hyena laughs. But in the end, we will see which is more dangerous"
    "You may choose a Hyena over a Dog because a dog barks, while a Hyena laughs. But in the end, we will see which is more dangerous"
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  • An evening voice call between Nkem And Ifeoma about za oza room performance around February and May]

    NKEM: Hello Ify! My personal personnnnn. How far!

    IFEOMA: NK, you no try oh. Your line has been switched off. I'm fine jire.

    NKEM: No vex my person. There's this thing I want to tell you about mazi. Are you there alone?

    IFEOMA: Wait, let me go inside my shop. [Lowering her voice while walking into her shop]

    NKEM: Seriously eh, I have been having this issue I can't hide anymore. Help me biko. I don't get wet, anytime mazi wants to penetrate I'm usually not in the mood. I don't know why my village people have chosen to remember me again. What can I do Nne? [With a sober voice]

    IFEOMA: Okay, there was this thing I read during #Shakabulous Weekend by Dr E. Posted online. So I'd want you to try it and I believe you'd get results. But practice them ohhh.. Here it is;

    In Dr E's voice:

    Mama Sadé, you are not broken—Your hormones are just been hijacked.

    Your problem is not your village people,
    It's just your biology getting mis-aligned.

    Do these to reclaim your health;
    →Take long walks daily to reduce the level of stress hormones.
    →Sleep better. Go to bed 1 hour before bed time.
    →Make magnesium Glycinate your friend (400-800mg)
    →Prioritize natural herbs with adaptogens and zinc.
    →Eat a lot of eggs, pair it with veggies, fish like salmon, okra, meat, use healthy oils like coconut oil.
    →Avoid seed oils, sugar, refined starches and processed carbs, pastas like noodles, spaghetti
    →Engage in Sun bath to capture vitamin D3 precursors from the sun
    →Empower your gut flora with sauckeraut, bone broth, kefir, intermittent fasting.
    →Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate but don't turn frog Biko.

    NKEM: Ify, are sureeee!!! but it's just food na.How will common food solve these...Have I not been eating?


    IFEOMA: No oh, [Speaking in Parable] come down from that car you want to enter so. It doesn't have a destination. Trust me, many people have testified to these.

    NKEM: Okay, I'd just give it try because I have swallowed drugs upon drugs, applied things and things on my cuntus but to no avail. Once again, thank you so much. my saving grace, there's no friend like you. This is why I like you so much except for your bad character sometimes [feeling happy]. I'd will give you feedback dear. God bless you so much for me.


    Fast-Forward to May

    NKEM: [ Opening her conversations with songs of joy] Iffyyyyyyyyy, My God will bless you, heyyyyy...Do you know? Hmmm. [ felling happy and laughing out loud nearly forgetting herself]

    IFEOMA: Nk the Nk, my one and only NK, really??? You don't mean it! Please tell me more!....Biko Biko Biko, spill it all. I can't wait.

    NKEM: Hmmm...You can't believe this. As we speak, I'm feeling horny. I'm even rushing back home to mazi. Guest what? All thanks to that Dr E. Advice you gave to me. Yesterday, I gave it to mazi woto-woto. You need to see me vibrating. Come and see how I was dripping like never before....I handle mazim like never before. I gave him from back, monkey style, eagle style, cowgirl and reversed cowgirl, Full package....Omo, he was so shocked and satisfied.

    IFEOMA: Uhhhhuuuhuuuumm....My baby girl is back to base [Celebrating NKEM her friend]

    NKEM: Tonight with him for part 2 will be sacred.
    It's not going to be shaky
    It will be a shakabolic worship
    A night to remember.

    Nne, thank you once again. I now understand the reward that comes with wellness. It's neither ya ya ya nor cho Cho Cho. It is workings pro max.

    IFEOMA was thrown out of the call because her battery was low and empty.
    An evening voice call between Nkem And Ifeoma about za oza room performance around February and May] NKEM: Hello Ify! My personal personnnnn. How far! IFEOMA: NK, you no try oh. Your line has been switched off. I'm fine jire. NKEM: No vex my person. There's this thing I want to tell you about mazi. Are you there alone? IFEOMA: Wait, let me go inside my shop. [Lowering her voice while walking into her shop] NKEM: Seriously eh, I have been having this issue I can't hide anymore. Help me biko. I don't get wet, anytime mazi wants to penetrate I'm usually not in the mood. I don't know why my village people have chosen to remember me again. What can I do Nne? [With a sober voice] IFEOMA: Okay, there was this thing I read during #Shakabulous Weekend by Dr E. Posted online. So I'd want you to try it and I believe you'd get results. But practice them ohhh.. Here it is; In Dr E's voice: Mama Sadé, you are not broken—Your hormones are just been hijacked. Your problem is not your village people, It's just your biology getting mis-aligned. Do these to reclaim your health; →Take long walks daily to reduce the level of stress hormones. →Sleep better. Go to bed 1 hour before bed time. →Make magnesium Glycinate your friend (400-800mg) →Prioritize natural herbs with adaptogens and zinc. →Eat a lot of eggs, pair it with veggies, fish like salmon, okra, meat, use healthy oils like coconut oil. →Avoid seed oils, sugar, refined starches and processed carbs, pastas like noodles, spaghetti →Engage in Sun bath to capture vitamin D3 precursors from the sun →Empower your gut flora with sauckeraut, bone broth, kefir, intermittent fasting. →Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate but don't turn frog Biko. NKEM: Ify, are sureeee!!! but it's just food na.How will common food solve these...Have I not been eating? IFEOMA: No oh, [Speaking in Parable] come down from that car you want to enter so. It doesn't have a destination. Trust me, many people have testified to these. NKEM: Okay, I'd just give it try because I have swallowed drugs upon drugs, applied things and things on my cuntus but to no avail. Once again, thank you so much. my saving grace, there's no friend like you. This is why I like you so much except for your bad character sometimes [feeling happy]. I'd will give you feedback dear. God bless you so much for me. Fast-Forward to May NKEM: [ Opening her conversations with songs of joy] Iffyyyyyyyyy, My God will bless you, heyyyyy...Do you know? Hmmm. [ felling happy and laughing out loud nearly forgetting herself] IFEOMA: Nk the Nk, my one and only NK, really??? You don't mean it! Please tell me more!....Biko Biko Biko, spill it all. I can't wait. NKEM: Hmmm...You can't believe this. As we speak, I'm feeling horny. I'm even rushing back home to mazi. Guest what? All thanks to that Dr E. Advice you gave to me. Yesterday, I gave it to mazi woto-woto. You need to see me vibrating. Come and see how I was dripping like never before....I handle mazim like never before. I gave him from back, monkey style, eagle style, cowgirl and reversed cowgirl, Full package....Omo, he was so shocked and satisfied. IFEOMA: Uhhhhuuuhuuuumm....My baby girl is back to base [Celebrating NKEM her friend] NKEM: Tonight with him for part 2 will be sacred. It's not going to be shaky It will be a shakabolic worship A night to remember. Nne, thank you once again. I now understand the reward that comes with wellness. It's neither ya ya ya nor cho Cho Cho. It is workings pro max. IFEOMA was thrown out of the call because her battery was low and empty.
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  • Laugh with me and don't forget to follow me for more laughter's
    Laugh with me and don't forget to follow me for more laughter's 😃😄😎
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  • It's the end of another week.

    A moment to remind ourselves wahala no di finish.

    A child observes his mother’s turning grey hairs. He was curious to know the reason.

    So one day he asks his mother, ”Mom, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

    The mother thinks of teaching something good to him on this question.

    She replies,” Every bad action of yours turns one of my hairs grey!”

    The child replies, ”Now i get it , Why grandmother’s all hairs are grey”

    Ahhhh emotional damage 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

    Dealing with children can be very tricky.

    I don't know about you but here's what I think.

    1. *Dishonesty can backfire* – The mother’s fib was meant to guilt the child, but it ended up exposing her in a funny way.

    2. *Kids can be brutally honest* – Children often say exactly what they think, unintentionally turning the tables on adults.

    3. *Manipulative tactics don’t always work* – Trying to control behavior through guilt or fear can lead to unexpected and humorous results.

    What about you? What did you learn? Have you ever been guilt trapped by an adult or are you the adult guilt trapping children?

    Wishing you a fun-filled weekend and reminding you to love live and laugh wholeheartedly.
    It's the end of another week. A moment to remind ourselves wahala no di finish. A child observes his mother’s turning grey hairs. He was curious to know the reason. So one day he asks his mother, ”Mom, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother thinks of teaching something good to him on this question. She replies,” Every bad action of yours turns one of my hairs grey!” The child replies, ”Now i get it , Why grandmother’s all hairs are grey” Ahhhh emotional damage 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️ Dealing with children can be very tricky. I don't know about you but here's what I think. 1. *Dishonesty can backfire* – The mother’s fib was meant to guilt the child, but it ended up exposing her in a funny way. 2. *Kids can be brutally honest* – Children often say exactly what they think, unintentionally turning the tables on adults. 3. *Manipulative tactics don’t always work* – Trying to control behavior through guilt or fear can lead to unexpected and humorous results. What about you? What did you learn? Have you ever been guilt trapped by an adult or are you the adult guilt trapping children? Wishing you a fun-filled weekend and reminding you to love live and laugh wholeheartedly.
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  • A friend who couldn't graduate in LAUTECH because of 100L Biology Practical wrote this, and I hope it will teach us a lesson.

    "How I Made A Perfect Payback For Lecturer Who Failed Me For 6 Years In The University"

    My first day in the biology laboratory was a dreadful one. During a briefing session a day before we were to have practical during my 100level, We had been told that it is a customary to always put on the ‘laboratory coat’ each and every time we have practicals, hence whosoever without the laboratory coat will be punished.

    I’d no money as at that time to buy laboratory coat, and the first practical came just too soon. I couldn’t borrow as my only friend in the school then was Asiwaju Olalekan Godson Ayodeji.

    Anyway, I knew breaking the rule of not putting a ‘laboratory coat’ was a bad idea but I was young and wrong to take that risk. I had no choice than to enter into the laboratory room to get engaged with my fellow departmental mates.

    Not quite long after I entered the lab, one of the biology lecturer who handled biology practical came around. He spotted few of us without the ‘laboratory coat’ and decided to play a fast track on us, he wanted to get hold of us. I was fortunate to be sitting near the entrance door, so I got away.

    He was able to lay hands on few guys unaware but everyone of us that escaped went into his black book. He called our class rep then, and collected our matric numbers. Printed them and pasted them in his office. It was printed boldly.

    That was how myself and other guys that ran away failed Both the practical and the actual Biology course that year.

    Personally, I sat for the same courses for good 6years; making it 6 different times entirely. On my third year of rewriting, I summoned courage to visit him in his office. I went to see him to plead with him, he didn’t know me, he only knew of my matric number.

    So I’d to take the bull by the horn to explain what had happened. He laughed wickedly and angrily sent me away, I returned the next day.

    He told me, if I return again then it would be very bad and I won’t like it. I left him for a week. I consulted my advisor, Dr. Mrs Adigun. I explained everything to her…

    She told me, I should give him time, and to return to him after sometime. That he may consider my ‘show of repentance’. So I didn’t return for like a month.

    Then one day, I was returning from a friend’s place Osisami Babalola Enitan on Friday after I had gone to play chess, I saw him also returning from the mosque. We both met along the school former fine-art department, just by the way that leads to Alata eatery, Under G.

    I quickly used the opportunity of meeting him just coming from the mosque to plead yet again. He treated me like ‘poo’

    He still went on to fail me even in my 400level. On my final year, I went to him, then I was married. I took my pregnant wife to plead with him. He walked us out and told us never to come again. He promised to report to the school security. So we left.

    He failed me for 5 years consecutively. It was hard for me. I wept for days. I told my parents, and few friends.. It prevented me from going for NYSC with my class 13′ set.

    Then I turned to God. Yes, I was guilty and I deserved punishment but that was too much. I prayed ‘no be small’. So many different phases of life, most times it is always our fault that we find ourselves in difficult situations but immediately we get to seek God for help, he surely always provide us a solution to all of our problems. I seek God’s face and he never fails.

    That biology course was taken away from him and was given to someone else, it was given to another Dr. I can never forget him.

    I registered as a spill-over student, and sat for it, I borrowed 4 other courses to boost my CGPA, I collected my result and my biology 101, 102,104 and 106 were all A(s).

    That was how I got cleared.

    Moving forward, During my service year, after I redeployed from Abia state to Oyo, I was posted to the West Africa examination council. (Waec) Ijokodo, Ibadan.

    Great place with wonderful people. On my great work ethics, being dutiful and so diligent during my service year, I was given the green card and permitted at all time to work during their examination and marking exercise each and every time I so wish. Oluwafemi Martins my great boss, one of the great people I had worked with.

    Coincidentally, I was officially sent to Ogbomoso marking venue as an assistant subject examination officer to partner my Waec daddy

    I was handling Biology and chemistry subjects. For the ones who don’t understand the whole drama during the Waec marking exercise.

    We give out the examination scripts to qualified teachers or graduates with the certification in their specified subjects for marking and recording during a stipulated period of 21/23

    So that day in April, there was a long queue of Examiners waiting to submit their CV. Then this Dr. lecturer that failed me for 5years was on the queue too, I’d spotted him.

    My wonderful Waec daddy was beside me, he asked while I was smiling, I simply told him that something funny will soon happen, and when it was this Dr’s turn, He greeted and called me “sir” (bending his head). I quickly stood up to greet him too.

    But I was so surprised, he didn’t recognize my face. Apparently, he would never have thought and believe and to be possible for the young man in front of him to be me.

    So I pretended as if I had nothing in mind too, I was going through his CV when he started pleading that he really needed my help concerning this marking stuff, he told me he came along with his daughter who is a gate crasher ( these are people who are new to the marking system) and his wife who also had marked for a long time but needed to mark too.

    He told me Ladoke Akintola university of technology had been on strike for over a year and nothing seemed fine, no salary. No money and nothing at all. I should help him.

    At that point I told him to call his wife and daughter. He did. I then asked him; “Sir, Is it truly that you do not recognize my face?”

    He said, “ehn! It’s like this face is familiar o but you know there are many people like that I can’t remember. I can’t really remember where and when I had seen your face”. I told him to try, that I will only help him if he can remember where we had met and when..

    He didn’t remember so I helped him out with my surname, I told him. “This is Akeju, the guy you failed for consecutive 5 years. The guy that brought his pregnant wife to beg you but still, you sent us away”.

    At that point, he was dumbfounded. He left without saying a word. His wife and daughter were confused and everyone on the queue too. His wife asked what the matter was, I told her to go and ask her husband.

    Shortly, His wife and daughter returned. He had explained everything, they knelt down and asked for forgiveness. I smiled and asked them to tell him to come back. He had gone home. In the evening he did return.

    He asked for forgiveness, and I did forgave him. More than he had asked for, I granted him all of his requests. We were not permitted to give more than a packet packed of scripts but I gave him more than one. Just for him to make more money. He wept uncontrollably.
    “ Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you”. I only know of the way of doing good even unto them that do me evil.

    Till I left ogbomoso, he was always calling because I had put enough food on his table and not only him, but also for his family during that difficult period they were going through. It’s left to him, if he will change or not. Our tomorrow isn’t promised. Whatever position you find yourself, use it wisely.

    Hope Someone Learnt From This.

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    A friend who couldn't graduate in LAUTECH because of 100L Biology Practical wrote this, and I hope it will teach us a lesson. "How I Made A Perfect Payback For Lecturer Who Failed Me For 6 Years In The University" My first day in the biology laboratory was a dreadful one. During a briefing session a day before we were to have practical during my 100level, We had been told that it is a customary to always put on the ‘laboratory coat’ each and every time we have practicals, hence whosoever without the laboratory coat will be punished. I’d no money as at that time to buy laboratory coat, and the first practical came just too soon. I couldn’t borrow as my only friend in the school then was Asiwaju Olalekan Godson Ayodeji. Anyway, I knew breaking the rule of not putting a ‘laboratory coat’ was a bad idea but I was young and wrong to take that risk. I had no choice than to enter into the laboratory room to get engaged with my fellow departmental mates. Not quite long after I entered the lab, one of the biology lecturer who handled biology practical came around. He spotted few of us without the ‘laboratory coat’ and decided to play a fast track on us, he wanted to get hold of us. I was fortunate to be sitting near the entrance door, so I got away. He was able to lay hands on few guys unaware but everyone of us that escaped went into his black book. He called our class rep then, and collected our matric numbers. Printed them and pasted them in his office. It was printed boldly. That was how myself and other guys that ran away failed Both the practical and the actual Biology course that year. Personally, I sat for the same courses for good 6years; making it 6 different times entirely. On my third year of rewriting, I summoned courage to visit him in his office. I went to see him to plead with him, he didn’t know me, he only knew of my matric number. So I’d to take the bull by the horn to explain what had happened. He laughed wickedly and angrily sent me away, I returned the next day. He told me, if I return again then it would be very bad and I won’t like it. I left him for a week. I consulted my advisor, Dr. Mrs Adigun. I explained everything to her… She told me, I should give him time, and to return to him after sometime. That he may consider my ‘show of repentance’. So I didn’t return for like a month. Then one day, I was returning from a friend’s place Osisami Babalola Enitan on Friday after I had gone to play chess, I saw him also returning from the mosque. We both met along the school former fine-art department, just by the way that leads to Alata eatery, Under G. I quickly used the opportunity of meeting him just coming from the mosque to plead yet again. He treated me like ‘poo’ He still went on to fail me even in my 400level. On my final year, I went to him, then I was married. I took my pregnant wife to plead with him. He walked us out and told us never to come again. He promised to report to the school security. So we left. He failed me for 5 years consecutively. It was hard for me. I wept for days. I told my parents, and few friends.. It prevented me from going for NYSC with my class 13′ set. Then I turned to God. Yes, I was guilty and I deserved punishment but that was too much. I prayed ‘no be small’. So many different phases of life, most times it is always our fault that we find ourselves in difficult situations but immediately we get to seek God for help, he surely always provide us a solution to all of our problems. I seek God’s face and he never fails. That biology course was taken away from him and was given to someone else, it was given to another Dr. I can never forget him. I registered as a spill-over student, and sat for it, I borrowed 4 other courses to boost my CGPA, I collected my result and my biology 101, 102,104 and 106 were all A(s). That was how I got cleared. Moving forward, During my service year, after I redeployed from Abia state to Oyo, I was posted to the West Africa examination council. (Waec) Ijokodo, Ibadan. Great place with wonderful people. On my great work ethics, being dutiful and so diligent during my service year, I was given the green card and permitted at all time to work during their examination and marking exercise each and every time I so wish. Oluwafemi Martins my great boss, one of the great people I had worked with. Coincidentally, I was officially sent to Ogbomoso marking venue as an assistant subject examination officer to partner my Waec daddy I was handling Biology and chemistry subjects. For the ones who don’t understand the whole drama during the Waec marking exercise. We give out the examination scripts to qualified teachers or graduates with the certification in their specified subjects for marking and recording during a stipulated period of 21/23 So that day in April, there was a long queue of Examiners waiting to submit their CV. Then this Dr. lecturer that failed me for 5years was on the queue too, I’d spotted him. My wonderful Waec daddy was beside me, he asked while I was smiling, I simply told him that something funny will soon happen, and when it was this Dr’s turn, He greeted and called me “sir” (bending his head). I quickly stood up to greet him too. But I was so surprised, he didn’t recognize my face. Apparently, he would never have thought and believe and to be possible for the young man in front of him to be me. So I pretended as if I had nothing in mind too, I was going through his CV when he started pleading that he really needed my help concerning this marking stuff, he told me he came along with his daughter who is a gate crasher ( these are people who are new to the marking system) and his wife who also had marked for a long time but needed to mark too. He told me Ladoke Akintola university of technology had been on strike for over a year and nothing seemed fine, no salary. No money and nothing at all. I should help him. At that point I told him to call his wife and daughter. He did. I then asked him; “Sir, Is it truly that you do not recognize my face?” He said, “ehn! It’s like this face is familiar o but you know there are many people like that I can’t remember. I can’t really remember where and when I had seen your face”. I told him to try, that I will only help him if he can remember where we had met and when.. He didn’t remember so I helped him out with my surname, I told him. “This is Akeju, the guy you failed for consecutive 5 years. The guy that brought his pregnant wife to beg you but still, you sent us away”. At that point, he was dumbfounded. He left without saying a word. His wife and daughter were confused and everyone on the queue too. His wife asked what the matter was, I told her to go and ask her husband. Shortly, His wife and daughter returned. He had explained everything, they knelt down and asked for forgiveness. I smiled and asked them to tell him to come back. He had gone home. In the evening he did return. He asked for forgiveness, and I did forgave him. More than he had asked for, I granted him all of his requests. We were not permitted to give more than a packet packed of scripts but I gave him more than one. Just for him to make more money. He wept uncontrollably. “ Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you”. I only know of the way of doing good even unto them that do me evil. Till I left ogbomoso, he was always calling because I had put enough food on his table and not only him, but also for his family during that difficult period they were going through. It’s left to him, if he will change or not. Our tomorrow isn’t promised. Whatever position you find yourself, use it wisely. Hope Someone Learnt From This. Copied.
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  • *LESSON OF THE DAY*
    *WHO IS THE BOSS?*

    The organs of the human body gathered to discuss who is the boss?.

    The heart said: *it's me because I circulate blood.*

    The brain said: *No, it's me, because I control everything.*

    The liver said: *No, it's me, because I nourish the body.*

    The lungs said: *It's us because we manage breathing.*

    And the anus started laughing and said: *You're all nonsense. I'm the boss.*

    *EVERYONE LAUGHED AT HIM.*

    Then the anus decided to shut down for 7 days..

    *The brain went crazy.*
    *The liver started swelling..*
    *The heart began failing,*
    *The lungs went into distress*

    Then everyone came to apologize to the anus, begging it to open up again...

    MORAL.. *WE COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER IN LIFE, LET'S NOT UNDERESTIMATE OR NEGLECT ANYONE..*

    With this message, I remind all members that we need each other. No one is more precious than the others...
    Don't neglect any member, neither in society nor in life, because no one is useless.
    *LET'S LOVE EACH OTHER! *
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    Stopping the fulani menace in Igboland: A cue from the Ohafia- Abiriba people. The Ohafia and Abiriba people have successfully stopped the occupation of their forests and farmlands by the fulani jihadists by banning the purchase of cows for any purpose or celebrations. They use chicken, fish, and non fulani goats for celebrations and funerals. Their members who attempted to circumvent the no cow purchase are severely punished. They are heavily fined, and members of the community will not attend the event or touch the meat. Those that slaughtered cows in their componds for personal use are subject to the same rules. The fulani terrorists have left the area. What are we waiting for? Let every Igbo man encourage his village, town, or community to emulate the Abiriba and Ohafia people. We can't just talk about "stop buying and eating cows" without a means of implementation! Let's go and convince our people!!!
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