Can dis be true
City that can make You Run Mad without knowing it - LAGOS

City where they will Steal Your Spouse without Your knowledge - ABUJA

City where Everybody is Cheating yet Praying fervently - ILORIN

City where You cannot come Out with Phone at Night - ONITSHA

City where You go Blind if You look too much - OWERRI

City where You will be like Sardine inside Taxi - IBADAN

City where Fornication is Banned, but Adultery is Permitted - KANO

City where married women in their husbands house have over 2 to 3 boyfriends - ASABA

City where they will Build Fly-Over, but only Okada is Using it - ABAKALIKI

City where Men Die several Years before their Wives - PORT-HARCOURT

City that is Forming “Europe”, but Lion in the Zoo is Eating only Biscuit - JOS

City that is always Forming Tourism, Meanwhile nothing takes Place - CALABAR

City that is Full of Landlady without Landlord - BENIN

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RUN MAD AND GET RICH
Episode 13: The Dead Don’t Sleep

The village tried to forget.

Tried to move on.

Tried to erase the memory of the boy who went mad, became a god, and died to save them all.
But the ground would not forget.
The mango tree above Ebuka’s grave never bore fruit again.
At night, children whispered of voices beneath the soil.
Dogs barked at nothing.
And every sixth night, red mist crept from the base of the grave and drifted through the village like smoke from a cursed fire.

Mama Ebuka stopped speaking.

She just sat on her wooden chair, staring at the tree, her lips always moving—but making no sound.
Sometimes she would place food near the grave.
Not on top of it.

Next to it.

Like she knew someone—or something—was waiting just beneath.
One day, she placed a palm leaf on the soil and said only three words:
> “I hear you.”
In Lagos, strange things began to happen.
A wealthy businessman slit his throat during a board meeting, screaming “Ebuka has returned!”
A mad woman in Ojuelegba shouted “He walks! He walks!” before throwing herself into traffic.
And then, in the heart of a church vigil… the candles all turned black.

The choir stopped singing.

And one voice—Ebuka’s voice—came from the altar:
> “They buried me… but I wasn’t alone down there.”
Back in the village, the priestess Nwunye Ọnwụ called Mama Ebuka.

> “You did not kill your son,” she said.
“You opened the gate between this world… and something older.”
Mama Ebuka’s hands trembled.
> “What do you mean?”
The priestess held up a mirror—but it did not show their reflection.

It showed Ebuka, alive, walking through a forest of bones, his face calm, his footsteps careful.

He wasn’t in hell.

He wasn’t in heaven.

He was in Ọgbanwe Ala—the land of forgotten spirits.
And someone… something… was guiding him.
The voice returned in Mama Ebuka’s dreams:
> “Mama… I’m coming home.”
But it wasn’t a threat.
It wasn’t even a warning.

It was a promise.

And when she woke up, her door was already open.
The wind carried his scent—burnt palm oil and rain.
And outside, standing beneath the lifeless mango tree, was Ebuka.

Same face. Same voice.

But no shadow.

No heartbeat.
Just eyes that remembered everything.
And behind him, in the forest…
Hundreds of spirits followed silently.
Some were laughing.
Some were crying.
Some were still mad.
> “You see, Mama,” he whispered, smiling.
> “You didn’t just kill me…
You set me free.”

To be continued…

FBI agents arrive in Lagos, Nigeria with permission to extradite any identified fraudsters (Yahoo Boys)

Still on #LagosSchoolSeries w/@jidesanwoolu

Bereola Memorial Nursery and Primary School, Mushin

No be to build new schools, you don maintain the old ones

**1. TURMERIC + HONEY: THE DYNAMIC DUO! **

**Why they work**:
- **Honey**: Like *Ogbono soup* for your stomach lining—thick, soothing, and healing! Fights *H. pylori* (that stubborn bacteria)
- **Turmeric**: The “golden warrior” with *curcumin*—a powerful anti-inflammatory Teams up with honey to calm your tummy’s "fire brigade"!

**How to use**:
→ Mix **1 tsp honey + ½ tsp turmeric powder** in a cup of warm water or milk every morning for the first 7-14 days
→ *Pro Tip*: Add a pinch of black pepper (like Dangote’s secret!) to boost turmeric’s power!

**Joke Time**:
*“Turmeric and honey together are like Wizkid & Burna Boy—unstoppable! Even H. pylori will shout, ‘No wahala, I don surrender!’”*

**Nigerian Hack**:
Use turmeric in your *jollof rice* for a healing twist! Your tummy will dance like you’re at a Lagos party!

JUST IN: EFCC arrests socialite E-Money in Lagos over naira and dollar abuse... #Aidee #News #Breakingnews

Please anybody knows what happened to light in Lagos State.

Travelling from pp to Lagos , my experience 2

#WOW
See Primary School In Lagos Where Pupils Pay 42 Million Naira Per Annum

PHOTOS: Inside The Most Expensive School In Nigeria

Inside Charterhouse Lagos, A newly commissioned primary school in Lekki with its secondary school underway that charges N42m as a fee per annum.

Charterhouse Lagos is the first British independent school in West Africa and part of the prestigious Charterhouse family of schools.

Here are inside photos of the school which is set to resume in September.

Credit: Charterhouse Lagos
Heavenly Mandate
#HeavenlyMandate

Benjamin Kalu, the deputy speaker of the House of Representatives, has been called out over his move to indigenalise people to from other state, amid “Lagos is no man’s land” claims. Details in comment.

Photo Credit: X/@OfficialBenKalu

Do you still remember the story of one Benjamin Nnanyelugo Kilaboi who mvrdered his 21 year old girlfriend Augusta in lagos in 2023 and disappeared?

He has been successfully extradited from Doga .

Kilaboi mvrdered his girlfriend Augusta in 2023 and escaped to Sierra Leone

He was arr€sted in Sierra Leone and escaped after a jail break in 2024

Then moved to Doha
under a false identity

Finally, Kilaboi have been brought back to Nigeria from Doha to face prosecution for k!lling his 21 year old girl friend a first class graduate of Leads University

You see , the long arms of the law maybe slow but it will definitely catch up with you.

This is commendable to the Nigerian police

My Daughter Refused a £400 Jacket I Was Paying For—Her Reason Left Me Speechless!

By Mogaji Wole Arisekola. (Wole Streetjournal)

Parents, let me tell you: If you don’t train your children well, your own wealth might become your curse—and theirs.

Last Sunday, I had a life-altering moment. It wasn’t in a church or mosque—it was inside a shopping mall, thanks to my daughter Diekolami, my third-born.

We were heading to a shopping center just 20 minutes away from home. I had a few errands to run and figured we’d make it quick. As promised, she showed up at 2 p.m. sharp. Punctual, responsible—the kind of discipline every parent dreams of.

While we browsed, I spotted a dazzling leather jacket in a luxury store. It was classy, elegant, and absolutely perfect. Earlier, I had scolded her for not dressing warmly enough. The sun was out, yes, but that breeze? Pure ice.

So I handed her my card. “Go on, get it,” I said.

Minutes later, she returned… empty-handed.

“What happened?” I asked.

She looked me in the eye and said, “Dad, I didn’t buy it. It’s too expensive—£400!”

My jaw dropped. I snapped, “What’s your problem? Go back and pay for it!”

But she stood her ground. Calmly, she said, “Dad, I just completed my Master’s. How much do you think I’ll be earning to justify a £400 jacket?”

I said, “You’re not paying—I am!”

Then came the statement that silenced me completely.

“If you’re not around, how can I survive if I’ve been trained to live above my means?”

Boom. That was the slap of truth I never saw coming.

My heart sank. My mind flew straight to Nigeria. I thought of Gen Z girls who demand HERMÈS bags just because their father is going to Mecca. Girls who beg for bone-straight hair worth N5 million—on top of empty ambition.

That day, I realized the kind of treasure I have in my children. I must give all the credit to my wife. She deserves not just an award—but a statue in her honor. May God bless her with long life to enjoy the fruits of her labor.

Nigerian parents, hear me loud and clear: Comfort is good, but overpampering is a silent killer. Giving our children everything we were denied as kids can lead them to ruin.

A friend's 19-year-old son was recently seen speeding recklessly through Lagos in a brand-new Range Rover. Music blaring, friends dancing, zero accountability. Is that what wealth is for?

So many rich men die and vanish into silence. Not because they weren’t great—but because they failed to raise children who could sustain their legacy.

Many corrupt officials and politicians think they’ve stolen enough to secure their children's futures. But guess what? Money you didn’t earn will vanish faster than morning dew.

Train your children today, so they don’t destroy your name tomorrow.