**4. WHY ULCERS STAY LONGER THAN AUNTY’S VISIT 😩** - When you didn’t consult a dietitian and you are just using what you got from google : 😏because what works for A might not work for B even when suffering from the same type of ulcer ! - You didn’t finish antibiotics (H. pylori laughs!). 😂 - Still popping painkillers like groundnuts. 😒 - Eating pepper soup, suya, and fizzy drinks daily (tummy says *“Abeg, no!”*). 😫 - Stress from work/family (your stomach hears *wahala* too!).😢

🎙️jordi alba : " "Finally, the real spirit of Barcelona is back! Messi, Suarez, and I are watching the game here in Miami as if we were living it. When they scored the third goal, Suarez almost broke the TV! These guys are learning so fast! I wish I was there. I can still bother Real's defense! (Laughs) Look at that run by Lamine Yamal. Oh my God! That's what I did when I was his age. But Pedri? This boy plays like a new Iniesta! Messi is a huge fan of Flick and tells me: 'Flick has done wonders with the team. Finally, the Barça philosophy we know is back. Even I'm learning from him here!' Messi also admires Pedri and tells us he has everything to become a new Barça legend. He considers Yamal his successor there and is proud of them, but the most important thing is that the team is in safe hands. They are the future of Barça, and we are here supporting them and remembering our good times! It was a beautiful scene to see the schoolboys lift the cup. It's a historic moment for any Barça fan."

Ladies, here’s some low-key funny advice: If your man uses a white towel and white underwear, just go ahead and say yes already! Sign those marriage papers immediately! That’s the kind of man who will notice the little things, values neatness, pays attention to details, and will most likely cherish you the same way — with care, thoughtfulness, and attention. Anyone brave enough to maintain a spotless white towel is brave enough to handle love, responsibility, and even in-laws! Jokes🌝 (White towels and white underwear don’t survive carelessness — haha. Only a careful man dares to keep them pristine!) #Laughs I think I just hurt the feelings of some men with colored towels, and colored underwear and boxers… Oops!😅😅😅🌈🌈 This is a joke. A good heart is better than any white towel or boxers. Know this and know peace.

Billionaire PRETENDS To Be A Beggar To Test Girls On Blind Date 💔 Episode 2: The Girl Who Didn’t Care About Money – Or So He Thought… After three failed dates, Jonathan Okoy was beginning to lose hope. Each night, he sat on his creaky mattress, staring at the wall, thinking: “Maybe love without money doesn’t exist anymore.” But he wasn’t ready to give up — not yet. Norah arranged a few more blind dates. Some women didn’t even show up after hearing he had no car. Others came, ate, and never called back. One even asked him, mid-suya bite, if he had any “hidden assets” she could manage. Jonathan was done pretending to smile. His heart was tired. Until one quiet evening… he met Ada. They met at a roadside café where akara sizzled in hot oil and children ran barefoot chasing each other. Ada arrived in a simple gown and sandals, holding a book in one hand and puff-puff in the other. “Sorry I’m late,” she smiled, brushing her hair behind her ear. “It’s okay,” Jonathan replied, surprised. “You brought puff-puff?” “You looked like someone who might need a snack.” She sat, didn’t complain, didn’t ask weird questions — and she actually ate the food. No phone. No fake laughs. No side-eyes. They talked for hours. Jonathan told her about doing odd jobs. She didn’t pity him. She just listened. “Life is hard,” she said. “But people who keep going? That’s strength.” For the first time in weeks, Jonathan laughed — a real laugh. Ada laughed too. It felt… easy. Before leaving, she handed him her number written on a torn page of her book. “I don’t know your story,” she said. “But you seem like someone worth knowing.” Jonathan watched her walk away — no heels, no pretense, no lies. That night, he sat on his old mattress, holding the paper. He didn’t sleep much. But he smiled a lot. The next day, he called. They started spending time together — not in malls or fancy restaurants — but walking through parks, sitting by the lagoon, eating roasted corn on sidewalks. Jonathan found himself opening up. Not fully. But slowly. Ada spoke of dreams — how she wanted to open a book café, how she taught children on weekends, how she loved honest people. Not rich people — real people. Jonathan wanted to believe it. Weeks passed. Then one rainy afternoon, they sat under a bus shelter, sharing groundnuts and laughing at how wet they looked. Ada turned to him, suddenly serious. “Can I ask you something weird?” “Of course.” “If you had everything before — money, power — would you want it back?” “Maybe,” Jonathan said carefully. “Just don’t let it change you,” she said. “This you… I like this version.” Jonathan’s heart almost stopped. Could she be the one? But just as he began to hope… Norah called. “Sir… there’s something you need to know about Ada.” “What is it?” Jonathan asked, confused. “I think… she knows who you really are.”

“Don’t settle for someone who tolerates you. Wait for the one who celebrates you.” - Bimbo Odukoya Whenever I remember this quote by the late Bimbo Odukoya, it fires me up. Too many people are stuck in situationships, or what they consider relationships where they are merely tolerated. They walk on eggshells. They shrink themselves. They over-explain, over-apologise, and over-perform just to feel enough. In a relationship, when you are being tolerated, it feels like you’re an inconvenience. Like your existence is being managed, not embraced. And that is not love. That’s endurance. That’s someone folding their arms, watching the clock, waiting for the version of you that’s easier for them to handle. Now contrast that with being celebrated. Celebration looks like someone who lights up when they see you. Someone who leans in to understand you, not just put up with your complexities. Someone who thanks God for you, prays with you, laughs with you, and sees your presence as a gift, not a burden. Real love doesn’t make you feel hard to love. It doesn’t reduce you to your flaws or make you question your worth every two weeks. And no, waiting for that kind of love is not asking for too much. It’s asking for what’s healthy. What’s God-ordained. What’s sustainable. So, if you’re in a relationship where you feel like someone is just “managing” you, I challenge you to ask yourself this: Why am I settling for survival when I was created for a wholesome love experience? Kai. And you see this type? It is not forced. If it is there, it’s there. If it is not there, it is not there. The love that celebrates you exists. But sometimes, God can’t release that person because you’re still busy holding on to the one who only tolerates you. Please, choose someone that celebrates you. Choose a love that makes you feel like you’re home, not a guest overstaying their welcome. You are not too much. You are not a burden. You are a person to be loved loudly, fully, intentionally. Wait for that. And while you wait, become that for yourself first.

I Go Dye was rejected FOUR TIMES when he auditioned to perform at the comedy event series, A Night of A Thousand Laughs. He was eventually allowed to perform. He made the show Nigeria's most popular comedy show. He became Nigeria's most sought-after Comedian in the 2000s. He was named the greatest Comedian in the history of A Night of A Thousand Laughs by the organizer. The marketer said he made the show Nigeria's best-selling comedy show. ✍️ African Fact Zone. #trending

Why do I like you? I don't have an answer forr that, but I guess it's just the vibes you give me, the smiles you put on my face, talking to the laughs I get from talking to that you, and just the fact that you can make me think of you even if we're not talking at that moment. I honestly cannot say that there's an answer for that, but I will say that you are the only reason that I am happy each and every day.

6 PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY 🤵👰 1) SOMEONE YOU FEAR: 1 John 4:18 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear...... " You're in a Relationship with someone, and their presence intimidates/scares you, they even INTENTIONALLY scare you via words and actions, you can't express your mind before them out of fear,...... This isn't a RELATIONSHIP but A BONDAGESHIP. Run oh. 2) SOMEONE YOU CAN'T/DON'T TRUST: If they keep breaking your trust, or for TANGIBLE reasons, you can't and don't trust them with your financial secrets, emotional secrets, then why marry em? They won't even let you even hold their phone, be wise oh. Someone you can't trust with your Life ain't someone you should Marry. E go choke. 3) SOMEONE THAT ISN'T PROUD OF YOU: For whatever reason, maybe for financial reasons, the job you do, or your family background, or a physical disability maybe, no matter what, you deserve Love, and should be with someone that is proud of you. A person who is ashamed of you, doesn't want to be seen with you in public except in private doesn't actually Love You. Marriage to such persons will only be full of heartache, disrespect and abuse. 4) SOMEONE YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH: I always tell people jokingly, "Don't marry someone you can't call bighead" Don't marry someone you can't joke and have fun with. What is Marriage without Fun? Miscarriage. Even God laughs. 5) SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T FEAR GOD: The Fear of God above all things will constrain a Man or Woman to always be nice no matter the TEMPTATION or PROVOCATION. Fear anybody that doesn't Fear God. If you truly value your life and wellbeing, the fear of God is one very important factor you must look out for in anybody you want to marry, not just a fine face and body. 6) SOMEONE YOU DON'T RESPECT/CAN'T SUBMIT TO: There are people who outside the love they have for you, they CAN NEVER see themselves submitting to you or respecting you. As much as love is beautiful, but it's not enough. So as a lady, you notice you find it very difficult to submit to your man, it's better you FIX it now or FLEE, so you don't destroy something which was meant to be beautiful. This also goes to the guys. If you can't submit or respect her too, don't attempt Marriage. Respect MUST be mutual! (c) Musa Gift ----- BUILD FRIENDSHIP IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP 👥💞😍 ----- Follow Kelechi Nwaubani #highlights2025 #fypシ゚viralシfypシ゚ #nonfollowersviewers #follower

6 PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY 🤵👰 1) SOMEONE YOU FEAR: 1 John 4:18 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear...... " You're in a Relationship with someone, and their presence intimidates/scares you, they even INTENTIONALLY scare you via words and actions, you can't express your mind before them out of fear,...... This isn't a RELATIONSHIP but A BONDAGESHIP. Run oh. 2) SOMEONE YOU CAN'T/DON'T TRUST: If they keep breaking your trust, or for TANGIBLE reasons, you can't and don't trust them with your financial secrets, emotional secrets, then why marry em? They won't even let you even hold their phone, be wise oh. Someone you can't trust with your Life ain't someone you should Marry. E go choke. 3) SOMEONE THAT ISN'T PROUD OF YOU: For whatever reason, maybe for financial reasons, the job you do, or your family background, or a physical disability maybe, no matter what, you deserve Love, and should be with someone that is proud of you. A person who is ashamed of you, doesn't want to be seen with you in public except in private doesn't actually Love You. Marriage to such persons will only be full of heartache, disrespect and abuse. 4) SOMEONE YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH: I always tell people jokingly, "Don't marry someone you can't call bighead" Don't marry someone you can't joke and have fun with. What is Marriage without Fun? Miscarriage. Even God laughs. 5) SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T FEAR GOD: The Fear of God above all things will constrain a Man or Woman to always be nice no matter the TEMPTATION or PROVOCATION. Fear anybody that doesn't Fear God. If you truly value your life and wellbeing, the fear of God is one very important factor you must look out for in anybody you want to marry, not just a fine face and body. 6) SOMEONE YOU DON'T RESPECT/CAN'T SUBMIT TO: There are people who outside the love they have for you, they CAN NEVER see themselves submitting to you or respecting you. As much as love is beautiful, but it's not enough. So as a lady, you notice you find it very difficult to submit to your man, it's better you FIX it now or FLEE, so you don't destroy something which was meant to be beautiful. This also goes to the guys. If you can't submit or respect her too, don't attempt Marriage. Respect MUST be mutual! (c) Musa Gift ----- BUILD FRIENDSHIP IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP 👥💞😍 ----- Follow Kelechi Nwaubani #highlights2025 #fypシ゚viralシfypシ゚ #nonfollowersviewers #follower

Why do I like you? I don't have an answer for that, but I guess it's just the vibes you give me, the smiles you put on my face, the laughs I get from talking to you, and just the fact that you can make me think of you even if we aren't talking at that moment. I honestly cannot say there's an answer to that, but I will say that you are the reason I am happy each and every day.

Today, we celebrate 27 incredible years of marriage, love and adventure together. You are the rock that holds me, the friend who laughs with me and the soul mate who loves me unconditionally. I cherish every moment we have shared and look forward to many more years of happiness, laughter and making memories together.

A conversation broke out between foodstuffs 🤣 BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me. POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you. BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine, my teeth white. RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can't go two days without cooking me. No cap I am the king of all foods. YAM: You that people can't buy, you are calling yourself king. POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me? YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen. EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop it. 🙈?? OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention. 🤦🏻‍♂️ POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces?😞 SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods. POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake ooo!! SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk. 🙄 INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro. 💔🤣 SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you. 💁🏻‍♂️ BEANS: (laughs) INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you. (Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument) Then GARRI walks in ...🚶🚶 ****Everywhere became silent till now everyone became quite **** 😂😂😂✍️👌💪✌️