Ladies, here’s some low-key funny advice: If your man uses a white towel and white underwear, just go ahead and say yes already! Sign those marriage papers immediately! That’s the kind of man who will notice the little things, values neatness, pays attention to details, and will most likely cherish you the same way — with care, thoughtfulness, and attention. Anyone brave enough to maintain a spotless white towel is brave enough to handle love, responsibility, and even in-laws! Jokes🌝 (White towels and white underwear don’t survive carelessness — haha. Only a careful man dares to keep them pristine!) #Laughs I think I just hurt the feelings of some men with colored towels, and colored underwear and boxers… Oops!😅😅😅🌈🌈 This is a joke. A good heart is better than any white towel or boxers. Know this and know peace.

Billionaire PRETENDS To Be A Beggar To Test Girls On Blind Date 💔 Episode 2: The Girl Who Didn’t Care About Money – Or So He Thought… After three failed dates, Jonathan Okoy was beginning to lose hope. Each night, he sat on his creaky mattress, staring at the wall, thinking: “Maybe love without money doesn’t exist anymore.” But he wasn’t ready to give up — not yet. Norah arranged a few more blind dates. Some women didn’t even show up after hearing he had no car. Others came, ate, and never called back. One even asked him, mid-suya bite, if he had any “hidden assets” she could manage. Jonathan was done pretending to smile. His heart was tired. Until one quiet evening… he met Ada. They met at a roadside café where akara sizzled in hot oil and children ran barefoot chasing each other. Ada arrived in a simple gown and sandals, holding a book in one hand and puff-puff in the other. “Sorry I’m late,” she smiled, brushing her hair behind her ear. “It’s okay,” Jonathan replied, surprised. “You brought puff-puff?” “You looked like someone who might need a snack.” She sat, didn’t complain, didn’t ask weird questions — and she actually ate the food. No phone. No fake laughs. No side-eyes. They talked for hours. Jonathan told her about doing odd jobs. She didn’t pity him. She just listened. “Life is hard,” she said. “But people who keep going? That’s strength.” For the first time in weeks, Jonathan laughed — a real laugh. Ada laughed too. It felt… easy. Before leaving, she handed him her number written on a torn page of her book. “I don’t know your story,” she said. “But you seem like someone worth knowing.” Jonathan watched her walk away — no heels, no pretense, no lies. That night, he sat on his old mattress, holding the paper. He didn’t sleep much. But he smiled a lot. The next day, he called. They started spending time together — not in malls or fancy restaurants — but walking through parks, sitting by the lagoon, eating roasted corn on sidewalks. Jonathan found himself opening up. Not fully. But slowly. Ada spoke of dreams — how she wanted to open a book café, how she taught children on weekends, how she loved honest people. Not rich people — real people. Jonathan wanted to believe it. Weeks passed. Then one rainy afternoon, they sat under a bus shelter, sharing groundnuts and laughing at how wet they looked. Ada turned to him, suddenly serious. “Can I ask you something weird?” “Of course.” “If you had everything before — money, power — would you want it back?” “Maybe,” Jonathan said carefully. “Just don’t let it change you,” she said. “This you… I like this version.” Jonathan’s heart almost stopped. Could she be the one? But just as he began to hope… Norah called. “Sir… there’s something you need to know about Ada.” “What is it?” Jonathan asked, confused. “I think… she knows who you really are.”

“Don’t settle for someone who tolerates you. Wait for the one who celebrates you.” - Bimbo Odukoya Whenever I remember this quote by the late Bimbo Odukoya, it fires me up. Too many people are stuck in situationships, or what they consider relationships where they are merely tolerated. They walk on eggshells. They shrink themselves. They over-explain, over-apologise, and over-perform just to feel enough. In a relationship, when you are being tolerated, it feels like you’re an inconvenience. Like your existence is being managed, not embraced. And that is not love. That’s endurance. That’s someone folding their arms, watching the clock, waiting for the version of you that’s easier for them to handle. Now contrast that with being celebrated. Celebration looks like someone who lights up when they see you. Someone who leans in to understand you, not just put up with your complexities. Someone who thanks God for you, prays with you, laughs with you, and sees your presence as a gift, not a burden. Real love doesn’t make you feel hard to love. It doesn’t reduce you to your flaws or make you question your worth every two weeks. And no, waiting for that kind of love is not asking for too much. It’s asking for what’s healthy. What’s God-ordained. What’s sustainable. So, if you’re in a relationship where you feel like someone is just “managing” you, I challenge you to ask yourself this: Why am I settling for survival when I was created for a wholesome love experience? Kai. And you see this type? It is not forced. If it is there, it’s there. If it is not there, it is not there. The love that celebrates you exists. But sometimes, God can’t release that person because you’re still busy holding on to the one who only tolerates you. Please, choose someone that celebrates you. Choose a love that makes you feel like you’re home, not a guest overstaying their welcome. You are not too much. You are not a burden. You are a person to be loved loudly, fully, intentionally. Wait for that. And while you wait, become that for yourself first.

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Why do I like you? I don't have an answer forr that, but I guess it's just the vibes you give me, the smiles you put on my face, talking to the laughs I get from talking to that you, and just the fact that you can make me think of you even if we're not talking at that moment. I honestly cannot say that there's an answer for that, but I will say that you are the only reason that I am happy each and every day.

6 PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY 🤵👰 1) SOMEONE YOU FEAR: 1 John 4:18 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear...... " You're in a Relationship with someone, and their presence intimidates/scares you, they even INTENTIONALLY scare you via words and actions, you can't express your mind before them out of fear,...... This isn't a RELATIONSHIP but A BONDAGESHIP. Run oh. 2) SOMEONE YOU CAN'T/DON'T TRUST: If they keep breaking your trust, or for TANGIBLE reasons, you can't and don't trust them with your financial secrets, emotional secrets, then why marry em? They won't even let you even hold their phone, be wise oh. Someone you can't trust with your Life ain't someone you should Marry. E go choke. 3) SOMEONE THAT ISN'T PROUD OF YOU: For whatever reason, maybe for financial reasons, the job you do, or your family background, or a physical disability maybe, no matter what, you deserve Love, and should be with someone that is proud of you. A person who is ashamed of you, doesn't want to be seen with you in public except in private doesn't actually Love You. Marriage to such persons will only be full of heartache, disrespect and abuse. 4) SOMEONE YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH: I always tell people jokingly, "Don't marry someone you can't call bighead" Don't marry someone you can't joke and have fun with. What is Marriage without Fun? Miscarriage. Even God laughs. 5) SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T FEAR GOD: The Fear of God above all things will constrain a Man or Woman to always be nice no matter the TEMPTATION or PROVOCATION. Fear anybody that doesn't Fear God. If you truly value your life and wellbeing, the fear of God is one very important factor you must look out for in anybody you want to marry, not just a fine face and body. 6) SOMEONE YOU DON'T RESPECT/CAN'T SUBMIT TO: There are people who outside the love they have for you, they CAN NEVER see themselves submitting to you or respecting you. As much as love is beautiful, but it's not enough. So as a lady, you notice you find it very difficult to submit to your man, it's better you FIX it now or FLEE, so you don't destroy something which was meant to be beautiful. This also goes to the guys. If you can't submit or respect her too, don't attempt Marriage. Respect MUST be mutual! (c) Musa Gift ----- BUILD FRIENDSHIP IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP 👥💞😍 ----- Follow Kelechi Nwaubani #highlights2025 #fypシ゚viralシfypシ゚ #nonfollowersviewers #follower

6 PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY 🤵👰 1) SOMEONE YOU FEAR: 1 John 4:18 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear...... " You're in a Relationship with someone, and their presence intimidates/scares you, they even INTENTIONALLY scare you via words and actions, you can't express your mind before them out of fear,...... This isn't a RELATIONSHIP but A BONDAGESHIP. Run oh. 2) SOMEONE YOU CAN'T/DON'T TRUST: If they keep breaking your trust, or for TANGIBLE reasons, you can't and don't trust them with your financial secrets, emotional secrets, then why marry em? They won't even let you even hold their phone, be wise oh. Someone you can't trust with your Life ain't someone you should Marry. E go choke. 3) SOMEONE THAT ISN'T PROUD OF YOU: For whatever reason, maybe for financial reasons, the job you do, or your family background, or a physical disability maybe, no matter what, you deserve Love, and should be with someone that is proud of you. A person who is ashamed of you, doesn't want to be seen with you in public except in private doesn't actually Love You. Marriage to such persons will only be full of heartache, disrespect and abuse. 4) SOMEONE YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH: I always tell people jokingly, "Don't marry someone you can't call bighead" Don't marry someone you can't joke and have fun with. What is Marriage without Fun? Miscarriage. Even God laughs. 5) SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T FEAR GOD: The Fear of God above all things will constrain a Man or Woman to always be nice no matter the TEMPTATION or PROVOCATION. Fear anybody that doesn't Fear God. If you truly value your life and wellbeing, the fear of God is one very important factor you must look out for in anybody you want to marry, not just a fine face and body. 6) SOMEONE YOU DON'T RESPECT/CAN'T SUBMIT TO: There are people who outside the love they have for you, they CAN NEVER see themselves submitting to you or respecting you. As much as love is beautiful, but it's not enough. So as a lady, you notice you find it very difficult to submit to your man, it's better you FIX it now or FLEE, so you don't destroy something which was meant to be beautiful. This also goes to the guys. If you can't submit or respect her too, don't attempt Marriage. Respect MUST be mutual! (c) Musa Gift ----- BUILD FRIENDSHIP IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP 👥💞😍 ----- Follow Kelechi Nwaubani #highlights2025 #fypシ゚viralシfypシ゚ #nonfollowersviewers #follower

Why do I like you? I don't have an answer for that, but I guess it's just the vibes you give me, the smiles you put on my face, the laughs I get from talking to you, and just the fact that you can make me think of you even if we aren't talking at that moment. I honestly cannot say there's an answer to that, but I will say that you are the reason I am happy each and every day.

Today, we celebrate 27 incredible years of marriage, love and adventure together. You are the rock that holds me, the friend who laughs with me and the soul mate who loves me unconditionally. I cherish every moment we have shared and look forward to many more years of happiness, laughter and making memories together.

A conversation broke out between foodstuffs 🤣 BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me. POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you. BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine, my teeth white. RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can't go two days without cooking me. No cap I am the king of all foods. YAM: You that people can't buy, you are calling yourself king. POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me? YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen. EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop it. 🙈?? OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention. 🤦🏻‍♂️ POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces?😞 SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods. POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake ooo!! SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk. 🙄 INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro. 💔🤣 SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you. 💁🏻‍♂️ BEANS: (laughs) INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you. (Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument) Then GARRI walks in ...🚶🚶 ****Everywhere became silent till now everyone became quite **** 😂😂😂✍️👌💪✌️

HOW TO IDENTIFY GREEN LIGHT FROM WOMEN. Men, you need to know that it's very difficult for a woman to approach you and tell you about her feelings; it happens, but it's in rare cases. So many men do not really know when a woman is showing them a green light; they can be with a woman who also feels the same way for them but don't know how to escalate into asking her out. Women find it easier to show you the green light once they are attracted to you than to tell you about their feelings; it's left for you to decode this language and shoot your shot, and boom, jackpot. Green light simply means that she's interested in you and want you to ask her out. Some green light language. 1. Attention:- a woman who is interested in you would always want to give you her attention as much as she wants you to give her yours. 2. Communications: all women are talkative, including the ones that call themselves introverts; if she's into you, she will always want to talk to you about different things. 3. Allow you to touch her:- if she allows you to touch her freely when you both are either talking, laughing, or playing, she might be interested in you. 4. Comfortable telling you secrets A woman who feels free telling you deep secrets about her past, family, ex-relationships, etc, might be in love with you. 5. If she respects you and is careful not to offend you - Know that she is into you and wants something. 6. Buy you gifts:- a woman who always feels happy to give gifts to you wants to surprise you with something, and is likely in love with you. 7. If she doesn't give you excuses when you ask her to come. 8. When she's eager to please you:- a woman who is in love with you will always look out for your happiness, she would want to do things just to impress you. 9. When she tells you about her friends and introduces you as her friends, family, etc:- she's interested in you. 10. When she laughs at anything you do or say even when it's not funny when she's always happy being with you, when she touches her hair, acting weird, trying to comport herself, acting like a winch, weirdo. Just know it's over. If you can identify four to five of these signs in a woman, then you already have her; what's just remaining is for you to shoot your shot. A revisit.

*WRONG PHILOSOPHIES* """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'''''''''' 1. *"WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE"* Whatever will be will not be; you have to make it be. You have a part to play in what will be in your life, so don't leave it to chance. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. *"HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!"* Why settle for half bread when you can get a full bread or even own a bakery. This is a limiting belief that positions you to settle for less and it is a mediocre philosophy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. *"A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER"* A fool at any age can be a fool forever if he refuses to let go of his foolishness. It is never too late to become wise because the day you wake up and wise up is the day you CHANGE! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. *"ALL FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL"* Yes! Physical fingers in your hands are not equal but that does not make any of them valueless. You are not even a finger, so why look down on yourself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. *"LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY"* If you are below forty and believe this, I feel so sorry for you because it means you are not yet alive. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. *"WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN"* Is your age coming down? Is your wisdom and knowledge coming down? Is the price of goods coming down? Think my friend! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. *"HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST!"* Why laugh last when you can laugh always and why laugh best when laughter is not a competition. When we program ourselves with these strange philosophies, they limit and restrict us. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. *THE DEVIL YOU KNOW, IS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL YOU DON'T KNOW.* Why do you want to associate with the devil, the devil depicts evil, no matter how you want to make it look. The Angel you don't even know is doing its primary assignment of guarding you always. Nothing good comes from the devil. Desist from such philosophy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _Change the way you think and talk.. You will change the world around you. You have the opportunity to_ *RECREATE YOUR WORLD*