A cheating husband wanted to find out if his wife knew about his unfaithfulness to her. One night he asked her “Darling, can a woman know if her husband is cheating on her?” She replied “Yes of course” Surprised and with his heart fast beating in a most uncomfortable way he asked “But how will she know?” “Well” said his wife “There are many ways.... If she keep finding hotel receipts in his pocket each time she take his clothes to the laundry and lipstick mark on his shirt, if he keep coming home late nights” etc He breathed a sigh of relief because none of this applied to him. The following morning, he was ready to go to work but couldn't find his car key where he normally kept it, “Honey, did you please see my car key?” “Yes” replied his wife “Junior was playing with it so I kept it in the drawer” he went to the drawer, open it and found the car key but something else were there too, many hotel receipts, same hotel he normally take his women to, he couldn't believe it, “My wife has found all these hotel receipts in my pockets, how on earth have I been careless with this receipts? I can't believe she knew about my unfaithfulness to her yet kept quiet, my God I am done”. Hurriedly and shamefully without saying 'Bye' to his wife he left the house. At the office he couldn't concentrate on his work, “I have been fooling around thinking my wife never knew about my relationships with other women”. He decided to text his wife and apologize but just then his phone rang, his wife was calling, as he picked up the phone, the worst happened. END OF PART 1 Sadly there's no part 2 and nothing happened, I was just bored and decided to write this🥹🏃🏃

What no one told me about marriage before I enter that I want to tell you. This is for those planning to marry or those who just got married. If you are open-minded, you can still read. Nobody knows it all. 1. Immediately you get married, even before having a baby, go and register your family for health insurance. NHIS is one of the common ones and the most available in hospitals. It will save you a lot. There are some things the rich won’t tell you. With NHIS, you can walk into any hospital and get treated cheap depending on the package. A friend of mine once did an operation and all he paid was ₦10k something that would have cost ₦400k. 2. Have a family doctor very very important. See, no church will tell you this. Even if you don’t have money for a family doctor, have someone you can call in case of emergency. Especially a pediatrician when you start having kids. 3. Also, have a family lawyer. Recently, our family lawyer saved us over ₦500k in rent that I wanted to forfeit. But because she stepped in and did her job, money was refunded seamlessly. 4. If you can afford it, have at least one domestic staff. Someone that can at least help ease the work in the house for you and madam. My brother, ejiro kwa afufu anya isi. Get help if you can. 5. Buy things in bulk. The reason I live like a wealthy man today is because I buy everything I need down to toothpaste in bulk. You spend more buying in bits than when you buy in bulk. That’s one of the reasons I created my sharing platform to enable family men and women with common goals. There is nothing we don’t share. Some of you reading this are in that group. 6. Pay your children’s school fees before school resumes. As I’m talking to you now, I’ve already sent SGM the kids’ school fees that’ll be paid in September. I don’t have to worry about it again. It helps me plan myself. Do everything possible to pay school fees before resumption. You won’t know what you’re doing until money goes on leave from your side. 7. Strive to have passive income. Something that can generate at least ₦3-5k every day. No matter what try and get something like that. It will save you from a lot of stress. 8. See the friends and circle your kids will have tomorrow everything depends on the school they attend. This one is very, very important. Even if you don’t have money, find a way to send your children to one of the best schools. You won’t realise what you’re doing until they come of age. 9.I learnt this one from my dad always have family meetings. You, your wife, and your kids no matter how small they are. Discuss problems, solutions, and way forward. Allow the kids air their opinions. Ask the kids: 🔹Is there something mummy and daddy are doing that they don’t like? Same thing with your wife. Talk about what you both can do to have a stable and loving family. This helps in uniting the family. Every month is fine or even every 6 months. Just make it a habit and a culture. It’ll become a memory that sticks for the kids, and for you and madam too. Everyone’s opinion in the family matters. And as the man, it’s your job to hear everybody’s opinion and choose the best way to run the family. This isn’t just for the man alone madam can initiate it too. There’s no perfect formula, yes. But this one I listed? It works every time. I repeat if you try it, you’ll save yourself a lot of unnecessary headache and stress. You can add yours... enjoy your weekend.

Where can I find those families that say, “Take this $2m and stay away from our son”😭😂

To the Leadership of University of Calabar For students who have invested 7-8 years of their lives, many now in their final year, this directive to withdraw is not just disheartening; it is deeply unjust. Education is a contract built on trust: when a student commits time, effort, and money, the institution must keep its end of the bargain. These students did not over-admit themselves. They did not set the quotas. They did not create this crisis. These actions are of the school! It is unfair and frankly unacceptable to push the burden of a broken system onto young people who have only done what they were told would secure their future. I hope the University of Calabar rethinks this decision and finds a fair solution that doesn’t dump the weight on young people who’ve already given so much. Let’s do better. These students and Nigeria deserve better. Nigeria depends on the strength of its institutions. ~@aproko_doctor #SurvivingDentistryInUNICAL

Na who I go put for salary every month I dey find like this

5,728 lawyers called to Bar in Abuja yesterday.Find trouble and see urself 4 Kuje prison

M€ watching my £x fall in love again after telling her she will n£v£r find man like m£ 🥹 #OC

"Ayra Starr is my blood sister and even if we sleep on the same Bed together, Nothing will happen." Boy Spyce "I wanted to date Ayra Starr and she would've said yes but then we found out we're related by blood. Ayra Starr is my martenal cousin. It really broke my heart when I found out because I already had alot things that I planned to do to Ayra Starr but family relations came and spoilt everything. I would've been the first man alive to Knack Ayra Starr." ~ Boy Spyce Boy Spyce reveals the moment he came so close to Knackîng Ayra Starr before finding out she's his maternal cousin 💔😹

Man Arrested For K!lling Young Lady In Nsukka Hotel After She Demanded More Money For A Second Round Of S^x The Enugu State Police Command have arrested the male suspect, Emmanuel Gambo from Kogi state, in connection with the m#rder of one Deborah Sam-Praise Ememem (female, aged 22), who was recently found de@d in a hotel room in Nsukka. The case, initially reported to Nsukka Urban Police Division, was transferred to the Ho micide Section of the State Criminal Investigation Department (State CID) for thorough investigation. ‘’Findings revealed that on June 14, 2025, at about 9:00 p.m., the suspect, a second-year student of Material and Metallurgical Engineering at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN), checked into a hotel in Obukpa, Nsukka, with the deceased. In the early hours of June 15, 2025, a dis pute ensued after a second round of intercourse, during which the deceased allegedly demanded an additional N15,000 from the suspect, on top of the N5,000 earlier paid. The disagreement turned viol ent, and the suspect stra ngled her to de@th. The suspect then wrapped the deceased’s body in a towel and a curtain torn from the hotel room and hid it under the bed. On June 16, 2025, at about 9:00 a.m., hotel staff noticed a foul odour coming from the room. Upon investigation, the decomposing body was discovered concealed beneath the bed. The suspect had provided a false name and unreachable phone number on the hotel’s registration form, which initially hindered efforts to trace and arrest him.’’ the statement reads in part The command mentioned that while acting on credible and painstakingly gathered intelligence, the police detectives located and arrested the suspect at his lodge in Nsukka on July 2, 2025. ‘’During interrogation, he confessed to the crime. The deceased’s iPhone was immediately recovered from him. A bottle of Asconi Agor red wine, which the deceased had brought to the hotel, was also found in his possession. He later led detectives to recover the deceased’s Redmi tablet and earbuds, which he had thrown out through the hotel window in a bag after committing the cri me,’’ the statement further added.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASE FIND TIME TO READ THIS :- Do you remember the firebrand man of God, *Benson Idahosa* *who declared that the planned meeting of* *Witches and Wizards in Benin cannot hold* *while he was alive.* *People like Katherine kulhman, Billy Graham,* *Smith Wiggleswoth and those great men and* *women of God. ........* *ASK THOSE WHO SAW *THE REVIVAL OF 1930s,1970s AND 1980s, THEY WILL *TELL YOU WHY WE* *ARE CRYING OVER THIS "FIRE LESS NESS" WE ARE SEEING IN OUR* *GENERATION OF BELIEVERS.* *John Knox prayed:* *"Lord, Give me Scotland or I die"...* *St Patrick, a rugged Believer that Brought* *even Dead Animals* *And Trees Back To Life* *Prayed: "God, Give Me souls or Give Me* *Nothing Else"....* *Brethren, The Hebrides revival prayed: "Lord, if you will not use us, please, kill us"...* *The brethren from England who brought the Fire from Azusa Street revival* *Gathered everyday under the terrible cold.* *Their only prayer topic was: "Lord, give us* *Men that will spread Your Fire in the streets of England".* *During the Indonesia Revival,, Those Hungry* *Hearts were seen* *Praying day and Night:* *"Lord, The harvest is ripe... If it pleases You,* *Please use us".* *One prayer that was common during the days of William Seymour was: "Lord, this is another day that hell must lose men and women.* *Please, we are here use us".* *Paul said:" Woe is me if I preach not the gospel"* *Rachel said to her husband, Jacob: "Give me children or I die".* *But unfortunately, our churches are filled* *Today with people who are not ashamed of spiritual barrenness.* *We are asking "God give me money. God give me spouse.* *God give me Visa".* *Where do we see believers again that will be praying and fasting, and when you Listen to them, you will be hearing:* *"Lord, let Your Fire fall in my community and* *Let their be revival"?* *When Paul encountered Christ, he fell and rose. What He asked was:" Lord, what will You have me do".* *But today, when we fall under anointing,* *We start expecting marriage proposals,* *Visas and Employment letters.* *This generation of members in our churches have not had a genuine* *Encounter with the* *Man of Calvary.* *No generation has* *Carried Bibles like us* *Without opening it.* *No generation is materially driven like ours and we expect the lord to obey us.* *Jesus said, pray to the Father that He brings* *His Kingdom on Earth.* *GOD help us to get it on time. Amen.* *Let's build up our spiritual life cos its very necessary.* *If you miss heaven you can never miss hell. Think about it. Hell isn't a pretty place.* *Do the work of an* *Evangelist now by* *sharing this message* *with all your contacts.* *Have you ever wondered* *what would have happened if we treat the Holy Bible the way we treat our* *Mobile* *Phone?* *And we really can't live without the BIBLE.* *Don't send later, send now.* *May the Almighty* *God grant good success to* *every one who reads and sends this message.* *AMEN!, AMEN!!, AMEN!!!.*

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*OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL* *DATE: FRIDAY, JULY 11TH, 2025* *THEME: PHYSICAL EXERCISE IS PROFITABLE* 🏃 ⛹️ 🏋️ 🚴 🤸 *MEMORISE:* *“For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.” - (1 Timothy 4:8)* *READ: 1 Corinthians 6:19-20 (KJV)* 19. Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own? 20. For you were bought at a price; therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God's. *MESSAGE:* Today's memory verse tells us that the profit from spiritual exercise - which is godliness - far outweighs that of physical exercise but also implies that the little profit from physical exercise cannot be gained from spiritual exercise. To function excellently in this physical realm, you need your body to be active and healthy, hence the need for physical exercise. If you ignore the little profit from physical exercise, no matter how godly you are, you just may shorten your lifespan here on earth by yourself. Many people today want to live a soft life. They do not want to engage in things that will stress their bodies or stretch their muscles. They want life to be soft and easy, even though the Bible says that we should endure hardness as good soldiers of Christ *(2 Timothy 2:3).* You need to be in good physical shape to do the things that God put you on the earth to do. Therefore, you should always find time to exercise your body so that you can remain physically fit for God's use. Nowadays, a lot of people are living endangered lives because they do not exert themselves physically. They move from airconditioned rooms in their houses to airconditioned cars and then airconditioned offices. Many people will not even attend a church without air conditioning. However, doctors advise that it is important to sweat. It is also important to stay under the sun for a while every day, especially around midday, because sunlight has tremendous qualities that are good for the body. Personally, I exert myself physically by going on prayer walks regularly. The walks help me to stay in good shape physically, while the prayers help me to maintain good spiritual health. Beloved, God cares about the health of your body *(3 John 1:2).* He cares about how you treat the container that He has given to you to enable you to fulfil your purpose on earth. Regular exercise will help you manage your weight, and it will help strengthen your bones and muscles. It will also reduce your risk of getting sick and improve your ability to perform your daily activities effectively. Regular exercise will also improve your mental health. If you have a job that requires you to sit for long periods of time, or if you work from your home, physical exercise must be part of your daily routine. Do not let your desire for a soft lifestyle shorten your lifespan. *ACTION POINT:* Kickstart a regular physical exercise routine today if you do not have one. *BIBLE IN ONE YEAR:* Ecclesiastes 5-8 *AUTHOR: PASTOR E.A ADEBOYE* *HYMN 7 - I AM THINE O LORD* 1. I am Thine, O Lord I have heard Thy voice, And it told Thy love to me; But I long to rise in the arms of faith And be closer drawn to Thee. *CHORUS:* Draw me nearer, nearer, blessed Lord, To the cross where Thou hast died; Draw me nearer, nearer, nearer, blessed Lord, To Thy precious, bleeding side. 2. Consecrate me now to Thy service, Lord By the power of grace divine Let my soul look up with a steadfast hope, And my will be lost in Thine. 3. Oh, the pure delight of a single hour That before Thy throne I spend, When I kneel in prayer, and with Thee, my God I commune as friend with friend! 4. There are depths of love that I cannot know Till I cross the narrow sea; There are heights of joy that I may not reach Till I rest in peace with Thee.