• *SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES+, 10/05/2025*

    No extradition process against Simon Ekpa – AGF

    Northern govs in high-stakes meeting over terror attacks

    Warri refinery workers continue strike

    Abia to commence construction of 10,000-barrel modular refinery

    Marketers import N2.4tn petrol amid competition with Dangote

    Business reality TV show, ‘The Next Titan’ returns

    Lookman misses training, doubtful for Roma clash

    Pope Leo XIV always wanted to be priest, says brother

    UAE pledges support for Nigeria-Morocco gas pipeline project

    11 African countries record two-thirds of malaria deaths — Report

    375 Nigerians sought Swedish asylum in 2024 — Report

    Benin shuts border against Nigerian northern community

    FG to repatriate 15,000 Nigerians stranded abroad

    Police rescue 25 Ivorians from kidnappers, arrest eight suspects



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    *DID YOU KNOW?*

    * Group jogging is illegal in Burundi. It was banned in 2014 by the country’s president who feared that the activity could help people plan anti-government activities.

    * If you ingest nutmeg in large doses, it works like a hallucinogen due to a natural compound called myristicin.
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    Tinubu welcomes Qatari interest in agriculture, food security

    President celebrates agric icon, Tunde Badmus on birthday

    Speaker Abbas loses mother-in-law

    Kebbi senators defect to APC after meeting Tinubu

    Natasha fires back at Akpabio, denies violating court order

    $1.43m fraud case: S’Court revokes Fred Ajudua’s bail, orders return to prison

    Mohbad’s father gets court nod to challenge Naira Marley’s clearance

    Yahaya Bello, EFCC counsel clash as N80bn fraud trial continues

    EFCC pledges to probe Matawalle over alleged N528bn graft

    NAF: 1,150 terrorists neutralised in Northwest operation in 17 months

    Matawalle condoles family of slain Imam, donates N5m, foodstuffs

    4,803 peddlers arrested as NDLEA seizes 358kg illicit drugs

    FG forges ahead with Naira-for-Crude policy implementation

    JAMB releases 2025 UTME results, withholds 39,834 others

    How blind candidate hired another visually impaired person for UTME – JAMB

    FG generates N300m from 50 private varsities

    Passenger maltreatment: NCAA slams N3m fine on Kenya Airways

    64,188 Nigerians begin Hajj journey from Imo airport, Shettima commends unity

    Use social media responsibly, NYSC DG tells corps members

    NELFUND pledges to combat fraud, partners security agencies

    FG urged to build pedestrian bridge on Lagos-Ibadan expressway

    Poultry farmers lament drop in egg sales

    Tinubu prioritising water supply to Abuja satellite towns – Wike

    FCT requests federal funds for development projects

    Nigeria deserves high standard ICC – Wike

    Lagos cooperative college to graduate 153 students

    Visually impaired athletes set for sports day

    Recycle, don’t ban plastics, manufacturers urge govt

    NNPCL is part of our business — Dangote

    Bayelsa PDP approves N306m salaries for officials

    LG poll: Revolt in Lagos APC over imposition

    Abiodun commissions Nigeria’s first rapid diagnostic test production facility in Ogun

    Sanwo-Olu inaugurates new accident, emergency centre in Epe

    Edo dep gov denies cultism allegation

    Ikpeazu built, inaugurated uninhabitable govt house — Abia govt

    FCT chief judge frees 30 awaiting trial inmates in Keffi prison

    Anambra govt excited over Tinubu’s promises during visit

    Kano spends N3bn on WASSCE, NECO fees for 141,000 students

    Gombe approves $481,000 for 969 intending pilgrims

    Lagos begins demolition of illegal buildings in GRA, others

    315 Muslim pilgrims airlifted to Mecca in inaugural international flight at Imo Airport

    Lagos pays N978m to families of deceased civil servants

    NSCDC denies extorting farmers at Kano grazing reserve

    Rivers vigilante group issues eviction notice to native doctors

    Fire guts three-storey building in Onitsha

    Cultists hack two Bayelsa graduates to death

    25-yr-old man nabbed in Lagos while transporting human organs for rituals

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    *TODAY IN HISTORY*

    * On this day in 1994, Nelson Mandela became South Africa’s first black president. Mandela’s inauguration came after more than 300 years of white rule. Before becoming president, he was a pivotal figure in the fight against the racist apartheid regime and was incarcerated for 27 years.

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    Black and white might be sufficient. But why deprive yourself of color. – Christian Dior

    Good morning

    *Compiled by Hon. Osuji George osujis@yahoo.com, +234-8122200446*
    *SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES+, 10/05/2025* No extradition process against Simon Ekpa – AGF Northern govs in high-stakes meeting over terror attacks Warri refinery workers continue strike Abia to commence construction of 10,000-barrel modular refinery Marketers import N2.4tn petrol amid competition with Dangote Business reality TV show, ‘The Next Titan’ returns Lookman misses training, doubtful for Roma clash Pope Leo XIV always wanted to be priest, says brother UAE pledges support for Nigeria-Morocco gas pipeline project 11 African countries record two-thirds of malaria deaths — Report 375 Nigerians sought Swedish asylum in 2024 — Report Benin shuts border against Nigerian northern community FG to repatriate 15,000 Nigerians stranded abroad Police rescue 25 Ivorians from kidnappers, arrest eight suspects ------------------------- *DID YOU KNOW?* * Group jogging is illegal in Burundi. It was banned in 2014 by the country’s president who feared that the activity could help people plan anti-government activities. * If you ingest nutmeg in large doses, it works like a hallucinogen due to a natural compound called myristicin. ------------------------- Tinubu welcomes Qatari interest in agriculture, food security President celebrates agric icon, Tunde Badmus on birthday Speaker Abbas loses mother-in-law Kebbi senators defect to APC after meeting Tinubu Natasha fires back at Akpabio, denies violating court order $1.43m fraud case: S’Court revokes Fred Ajudua’s bail, orders return to prison Mohbad’s father gets court nod to challenge Naira Marley’s clearance Yahaya Bello, EFCC counsel clash as N80bn fraud trial continues EFCC pledges to probe Matawalle over alleged N528bn graft NAF: 1,150 terrorists neutralised in Northwest operation in 17 months Matawalle condoles family of slain Imam, donates N5m, foodstuffs 4,803 peddlers arrested as NDLEA seizes 358kg illicit drugs FG forges ahead with Naira-for-Crude policy implementation JAMB releases 2025 UTME results, withholds 39,834 others How blind candidate hired another visually impaired person for UTME – JAMB FG generates N300m from 50 private varsities Passenger maltreatment: NCAA slams N3m fine on Kenya Airways 64,188 Nigerians begin Hajj journey from Imo airport, Shettima commends unity Use social media responsibly, NYSC DG tells corps members NELFUND pledges to combat fraud, partners security agencies FG urged to build pedestrian bridge on Lagos-Ibadan expressway Poultry farmers lament drop in egg sales Tinubu prioritising water supply to Abuja satellite towns – Wike FCT requests federal funds for development projects Nigeria deserves high standard ICC – Wike Lagos cooperative college to graduate 153 students Visually impaired athletes set for sports day Recycle, don’t ban plastics, manufacturers urge govt NNPCL is part of our business — Dangote Bayelsa PDP approves N306m salaries for officials LG poll: Revolt in Lagos APC over imposition Abiodun commissions Nigeria’s first rapid diagnostic test production facility in Ogun Sanwo-Olu inaugurates new accident, emergency centre in Epe Edo dep gov denies cultism allegation Ikpeazu built, inaugurated uninhabitable govt house — Abia govt FCT chief judge frees 30 awaiting trial inmates in Keffi prison Anambra govt excited over Tinubu’s promises during visit Kano spends N3bn on WASSCE, NECO fees for 141,000 students Gombe approves $481,000 for 969 intending pilgrims Lagos begins demolition of illegal buildings in GRA, others 315 Muslim pilgrims airlifted to Mecca in inaugural international flight at Imo Airport Lagos pays N978m to families of deceased civil servants NSCDC denies extorting farmers at Kano grazing reserve Rivers vigilante group issues eviction notice to native doctors Fire guts three-storey building in Onitsha Cultists hack two Bayelsa graduates to death 25-yr-old man nabbed in Lagos while transporting human organs for rituals ------------------------- *TODAY IN HISTORY* * On this day in 1994, Nelson Mandela became South Africa’s first black president. Mandela’s inauguration came after more than 300 years of white rule. Before becoming president, he was a pivotal figure in the fight against the racist apartheid regime and was incarcerated for 27 years. ------------------------- Black and white might be sufficient. But why deprive yourself of color. – Christian Dior Good morning *Compiled by Hon. Osuji George osujis@yahoo.com, +234-8122200446*
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  • UPDATED: Akpabio asks court to order Apoti-Uduaghan to delete satirical post https://phoenix-browser.com/FiXdFZu8HER
    UPDATED: Akpabio asks court to order Apoti-Uduaghan to delete satirical post https://phoenix-browser.com/FiXdFZu8HER
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  • *SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES+, 09/05/2025*

    World leaders welcome Leo, first US pope

    Nigeria taps additional $215m W’Bank loan for palliatives

    Nnamdi Kanu ordered Lagos court burning, cops’ beheading – DSS

    Kano govt bans live political programmes on TV, radio

    Gov Radda At National Assembly As 3 Katsina PDP Reps Defect To APC

    Tinubu vows to revive S’East gas plant, fix Anambra erosion

    Anambra unveils iconic national tourism tower

    PalmPay hits 15m daily transactions

    IMF confirms Nigeria’s full repayment of $3.4bn loan

    US to deport African migrants to Equatorial Guinea

    Trump calls for ‘unconditional’ 30-day Russia-Ukraine ceasefire

    UK police recover Nigerian teenager’s corpse inside lake

    Wigwe: US helicopter firm may face criminal charges

    China commends Nigeria’s loyalty to ‘One-China’ policy

    Refitting & repainting: Newly acquired presidential jet flown to South Africa

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    *DID YOU KNOW?*

    * Latin is no longer spoken as a native language, though it’s a foundational language for many modern languages. It however, still plays crucial roles in the Catholic Church.

    * Country music artiste Dolly Parton once lost in a Dolly Parton look-alike contest.
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    Economic reforms not to punish Nigerians, but to avert collapse – Tinubu

    Tinubu urges Senate to confirm nominees as Board members for SWDC, NCDC, SSDC

    FG’ll continue to partner with Anambra to harness it’s huge potentialities – Tinubu

    I won’t resign over Natasha’s sexual harassment allegations – Akpabio

    Insecurity: Don’t pit Senate against Tinubu, Akpabio warns minister

    Akpabio slams Obi for saying Nigeria’s past heroes failed

    Senate passes Joint Revenue Board, Nigeria Tax Bill

    Senate, House to reconcile differences in Tax Reform Bills

    Reps panel gives Benue, Zamfara govs fresh deadline over lawmakers’ suspension

    Reps summon CBN gov, finance minister over contractors’ funds

    Reps urge FG to establish more NYSC camps

    Torrent of tributes for Clark at Senate’s valedictory session

    MultiChoice loses bid to stop FCCPC’s probe of DStv, GOtv subscription hike

    IPOB: Why we want Simon Ekpa back in Nigeria – AGF Fagbemi

    Appeal Court strikes out NNPP candidate’s suit against Aiyedatiwa’s victory

    No proof of Yahaya Bello’s children’s fees paid from Kogi funds, says witness

    Judge withdraws from hearing Osun NULGE, APC suit over bias allegation

    Ghana court jails Nigerian trafficking HIV patient for prostitution

    DHQ links foreign herdsmen to Benue, Plateau killings

    Troops arrest four suspected terrorists, recover arms in Taraba

    Govs forum plans summit to address education challenges

    7% GDP Growth Achievable — Finance Minister

    No recognised national chairman, secretary for Labour Party, INEC declares

    200,000 Nigerians Die Annually From Food-Related Diseases – FG

    Passenger maltreatment: NCAA slams N3m fine on Kenya Airways

    FAAN Upgrades Lagos Hajj Terminal’s Facilities

    2025 UTME: JAMB to release results Friday

    Nigeria launches AfCFTA Hackathon

    Dangote, NNPC boss meet, pledge collaboration for national growth

    FG hails milestones of naira-for-crude deal

    OPEC April oil output falls – Report

    Pension scheme: PenCom, Lagos advocate informal sector inclusion

    FCTA to demolish over 10 buildings on waterways, green areas

    Wike seeks access to natural resources development fund for Abuja infrastructure projects

    Kaduna poly expels 63 students for malpractices

    Law School DG dismisses allegations of withholding results

    Lateef Jakande academy seeks fellows

    Meta’s exit may devastate 20m MSMEs – IT firms

    Airtel Africa rebounds with $661m pre-tax profit

    VFD Group Shareholders Approve N3.17bn Final Dividend

    NASCON Shareholders Approve N2 Per Share Dividend

    Shadow govt: APC hits Utomi for comparing Tinubu with Hitler

    2027: Al-Makura, Masari mobilise CPC bloc for Tinubu

    Labour Party NEC suspends Abure, Farouk for six months

    APGA committed to re-election of Tinubu – Bianca Ojukwu

    Sowore blasts Peter Obi for ‘gaslighting’ Nigerians who protested against Jonathan’s govt

    Delta APC lauds Tinubu over Nigeria’s IMF debt repayment

    Concerns mount over disbursement of El-Rufai’s $350m World Bank loan in Kaduna

    LP vows to defeat APC in Lagos LG poll

    Shehu Sani: If Coalition Fails, Tinubu’s Re-Election Done Deal

    Ododo under fire over Kogi housing deficit

    Gov Buni donates cash, food to families of slain soldiers

    Gov Buni hails Yobe farmers’ readiness to tackle food security challenges

    Kogi lawmakers threaten showdown with political office holders

    Gombe CJ frees 84 inmates

    Lagos marks 39 buildings for demolition over encroachment

    Abia Airport: Host community fears loss of ancestral land

    Bauchi plans by-election to replace impeached LG chair, deputy

    Kano to reactivate water plant for improved supply

    KWAM 1 is my son, I can’t fight him – Kollington

    Queen Amina Old Students Commend Uba Sani Over Land Revocation

    Gombe judge withdraws from ongoing land dispute

    Court adjourns ruling on self-crowned Ondo monarch to May 12

    Niger police neutralise drug lord during face-off

    Toy gun-wielding robbers snatch car from Niger resident

    I don’t want to die rich – Bill Gates

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    *TODAY IN HISTORY*

    * On this day in 1960, the first birth control pill was approved. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that it would add birth control as a new indication for the drug “Enovid”.

    ---------------------------

    Money is the best deodorant. – Elizabeth Taylor

    Good evening *Compiled by Hon. Osuji George osujis@yahoo.com +234-8122200446*.
    *SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES+, 09/05/2025* World leaders welcome Leo, first US pope Nigeria taps additional $215m W’Bank loan for palliatives Nnamdi Kanu ordered Lagos court burning, cops’ beheading – DSS Kano govt bans live political programmes on TV, radio Gov Radda At National Assembly As 3 Katsina PDP Reps Defect To APC Tinubu vows to revive S’East gas plant, fix Anambra erosion Anambra unveils iconic national tourism tower PalmPay hits 15m daily transactions IMF confirms Nigeria’s full repayment of $3.4bn loan US to deport African migrants to Equatorial Guinea Trump calls for ‘unconditional’ 30-day Russia-Ukraine ceasefire UK police recover Nigerian teenager’s corpse inside lake Wigwe: US helicopter firm may face criminal charges China commends Nigeria’s loyalty to ‘One-China’ policy Refitting & repainting: Newly acquired presidential jet flown to South Africa --------------------------- *DID YOU KNOW?* * Latin is no longer spoken as a native language, though it’s a foundational language for many modern languages. It however, still plays crucial roles in the Catholic Church. * Country music artiste Dolly Parton once lost in a Dolly Parton look-alike contest. --------------------------- Economic reforms not to punish Nigerians, but to avert collapse – Tinubu Tinubu urges Senate to confirm nominees as Board members for SWDC, NCDC, SSDC FG’ll continue to partner with Anambra to harness it’s huge potentialities – Tinubu I won’t resign over Natasha’s sexual harassment allegations – Akpabio Insecurity: Don’t pit Senate against Tinubu, Akpabio warns minister Akpabio slams Obi for saying Nigeria’s past heroes failed Senate passes Joint Revenue Board, Nigeria Tax Bill Senate, House to reconcile differences in Tax Reform Bills Reps panel gives Benue, Zamfara govs fresh deadline over lawmakers’ suspension Reps summon CBN gov, finance minister over contractors’ funds Reps urge FG to establish more NYSC camps Torrent of tributes for Clark at Senate’s valedictory session MultiChoice loses bid to stop FCCPC’s probe of DStv, GOtv subscription hike IPOB: Why we want Simon Ekpa back in Nigeria – AGF Fagbemi Appeal Court strikes out NNPP candidate’s suit against Aiyedatiwa’s victory No proof of Yahaya Bello’s children’s fees paid from Kogi funds, says witness Judge withdraws from hearing Osun NULGE, APC suit over bias allegation Ghana court jails Nigerian trafficking HIV patient for prostitution DHQ links foreign herdsmen to Benue, Plateau killings Troops arrest four suspected terrorists, recover arms in Taraba Govs forum plans summit to address education challenges 7% GDP Growth Achievable — Finance Minister No recognised national chairman, secretary for Labour Party, INEC declares 200,000 Nigerians Die Annually From Food-Related Diseases – FG Passenger maltreatment: NCAA slams N3m fine on Kenya Airways FAAN Upgrades Lagos Hajj Terminal’s Facilities 2025 UTME: JAMB to release results Friday Nigeria launches AfCFTA Hackathon Dangote, NNPC boss meet, pledge collaboration for national growth FG hails milestones of naira-for-crude deal OPEC April oil output falls – Report Pension scheme: PenCom, Lagos advocate informal sector inclusion FCTA to demolish over 10 buildings on waterways, green areas Wike seeks access to natural resources development fund for Abuja infrastructure projects Kaduna poly expels 63 students for malpractices Law School DG dismisses allegations of withholding results Lateef Jakande academy seeks fellows Meta’s exit may devastate 20m MSMEs – IT firms Airtel Africa rebounds with $661m pre-tax profit VFD Group Shareholders Approve N3.17bn Final Dividend NASCON Shareholders Approve N2 Per Share Dividend Shadow govt: APC hits Utomi for comparing Tinubu with Hitler 2027: Al-Makura, Masari mobilise CPC bloc for Tinubu Labour Party NEC suspends Abure, Farouk for six months APGA committed to re-election of Tinubu – Bianca Ojukwu Sowore blasts Peter Obi for ‘gaslighting’ Nigerians who protested against Jonathan’s govt Delta APC lauds Tinubu over Nigeria’s IMF debt repayment Concerns mount over disbursement of El-Rufai’s $350m World Bank loan in Kaduna LP vows to defeat APC in Lagos LG poll Shehu Sani: If Coalition Fails, Tinubu’s Re-Election Done Deal Ododo under fire over Kogi housing deficit Gov Buni donates cash, food to families of slain soldiers Gov Buni hails Yobe farmers’ readiness to tackle food security challenges Kogi lawmakers threaten showdown with political office holders Gombe CJ frees 84 inmates Lagos marks 39 buildings for demolition over encroachment Abia Airport: Host community fears loss of ancestral land Bauchi plans by-election to replace impeached LG chair, deputy Kano to reactivate water plant for improved supply KWAM 1 is my son, I can’t fight him – Kollington Queen Amina Old Students Commend Uba Sani Over Land Revocation Gombe judge withdraws from ongoing land dispute Court adjourns ruling on self-crowned Ondo monarch to May 12 Niger police neutralise drug lord during face-off Toy gun-wielding robbers snatch car from Niger resident I don’t want to die rich – Bill Gates --------------------------- *TODAY IN HISTORY* * On this day in 1960, the first birth control pill was approved. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that it would add birth control as a new indication for the drug “Enovid”. --------------------------- Money is the best deodorant. – Elizabeth Taylor Good evening *Compiled by Hon. Osuji George osujis@yahoo.com +234-8122200446*.
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  • https://guardian.ng/news/akpabio-natasha-replies-agbakoba-insists-on-sexual-harassment-claims/
    https://guardian.ng/news/akpabio-natasha-replies-agbakoba-insists-on-sexual-harassment-claims/
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    Akpabio: Natasha replies Agbakoba, insists on sexual harassment claims
    The suspended Senator representing Kogi Central, Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan, has insisted on pursuing the sexual harassment suit against the Senate President, Godswill Akpabio, to its logical conclusion.
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  • Appeal Court Confirms That Professor Ogban Rigged Election for Senate President Akpabio

    On Tuesday, April 30, 2025, the Court of Appeal confirmed a major decision made earlier by the High Court in Ikot Ekpene, Akwa Ibom State. The court ruled that Professor Peter Ogban was guilty of helping to rig the 2023 senatorial election in favour of the current Senate President, Godswill Akpabio.

    The case against Professor Ogban began after several people raised alarm about serious irregularities during the 2023 elections in Akwa Ibom State. Many voters and observers complained that the results from some polling units were manipulated. Investigations and court hearings later revealed that Professor Ogban, who was a Returning Officer during the election, altered results to reduce votes for other candidates and increase votes for Akpabio.

    The High Court found him guilty of electoral fraud, and now the Appeal Court has agreed with that decision. This means that the courts have confirmed that the election process was tampered with to favour the Senate President.

    This ruling has caused fresh uproar, with many Nigerians questioning whether Godswill Akpabio’s seat in the Senate is truly legitimate. Civil society groups and opposition leaders are calling for action, saying the justice system must protect the integrity of Nigeria’s democracy.

    With this latest judgment, attention is now turning to what steps the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) and the Senate will take regarding Akpabio’s position.

    #Akpabio #fyp #ElectionFraud #nigeria #SenatePresident
    Appeal Court Confirms That Professor Ogban Rigged Election for Senate President Akpabio On Tuesday, April 30, 2025, the Court of Appeal confirmed a major decision made earlier by the High Court in Ikot Ekpene, Akwa Ibom State. The court ruled that Professor Peter Ogban was guilty of helping to rig the 2023 senatorial election in favour of the current Senate President, Godswill Akpabio. The case against Professor Ogban began after several people raised alarm about serious irregularities during the 2023 elections in Akwa Ibom State. Many voters and observers complained that the results from some polling units were manipulated. Investigations and court hearings later revealed that Professor Ogban, who was a Returning Officer during the election, altered results to reduce votes for other candidates and increase votes for Akpabio. The High Court found him guilty of electoral fraud, and now the Appeal Court has agreed with that decision. This means that the courts have confirmed that the election process was tampered with to favour the Senate President. This ruling has caused fresh uproar, with many Nigerians questioning whether Godswill Akpabio’s seat in the Senate is truly legitimate. Civil society groups and opposition leaders are calling for action, saying the justice system must protect the integrity of Nigeria’s democracy. With this latest judgment, attention is now turning to what steps the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) and the Senate will take regarding Akpabio’s position. #Akpabio #fyp #ElectionFraud #nigeria #SenatePresident
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  • https://guardian.ng/news/nigeria/national/appeal-court-jails-professor-for-electoral-fraud-in-favour-of-akpabio/
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    Appeal Court jails professor for electoral fraud in favour of Akpabio
    The Court of Appeal sitting in Calabar, on Wednesday, upheld the conviction of Peter Ogban, a professor jailed in 2021 for rigging a senatorial election for Godswill Akpabio, a senator from Akwa Ibom State.
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  • BREAKING: Appeal Court upholds conviction of Professor Ogban jailed for rigging election for Akpabio... #Aidee #News #Breakingnews
    BREAKING: Appeal Court upholds conviction of Professor Ogban jailed for rigging election for Akpabio... #Aidee #News #Breakingnews
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  • Natasha ‘apologises’ to Akpabio over sexual harassment allegation, says ‘I forgot I won my senate seat through erection not election’... #Aidee #News #Politics
    Natasha ‘apologises’ to Akpabio over sexual harassment allegation, says ‘I forgot I won my senate seat through erection not election’... #Aidee #News #Politics
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  • Akpabio sends message to Nigerians from Rome, says poverty isn’t a crime but a virtue from God... #Aidee #News #Politics
    Akpabio sends message to Nigerians from Rome, says poverty isn’t a crime but a virtue from God... #Aidee #News #Politics
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  • SATIRICAL APOLOGY LETTER

    From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan

    Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,

    It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.

    How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.

    I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame.

    Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.

    I remain,
    Yours in eternal resistance,
    Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan
    Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken
    SATIRICAL APOLOGY LETTER From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio, It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind. How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors. I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame. Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections. I remain, Yours in eternal resistance, Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken
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    Saint Akpabio pray for all sinners 😷
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  • Akpabio Leads Nigeria’s Delegation To Pope Francis’ Funeral

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    Akpabio Leads Nigeria’s Delegation To Pope Francis’ Funeral channelstv.com/2025/04/25/akp…
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