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The Unwanted thef
It was a cool night in Kampala, and Ronnie was deep asleep with his wife, Shamim. The fan was spinning slowly, the mosquitoes were unusually quiet, and everything seemed peaceful… until the unexpected visitor arrived.
Suddenly, Ronnie’s eyes shot open. He saw a muscular man with a mohawk, tattoos, and serious Rambo energy kneeling at the TV with a gun in one hand and his other hand busy disconnecting wires.
Ronnie whispered nervously, Honey, are you seeing what I’m seeing
Shamim turned her head slowly, looked at the terrifying thief, then turned back and mumbled:
Tchuuuup, sleep bae. It’s a nightmare
Ronnie blinked twice. Nightmare, But the TV is sweating
The thief paused, looked at them, and smiled like someone about to change a channel forever.
Ronnie wanted to scream, but remembered he was shirtless and helpless. Shamim, still half-asleep, hugged Ronnie and said, Just close your eyes, if we don’t move, maybe he’ll think we’re mannequins
The thief casually disconnected the TV, even packed the remote and power cable. He took Ronnie’s new boxers from the chair (ehh!) and walked out slowly like he owned the house.
Ronnie whispered, “Shamim, he took my boxers
Shamim replied, “Better your boxers than your life
The next morning, neighbors gathered.
Mama Tendo asked,Why didn’t you shout
Ronnie replied, If you saw that man’s muscles, you would give him your WiFi password without asking
From that day, Ronnie installed CCTV, 3 padlocks, 2 dogs, and started sleeping in jeans and running shoes.
In Uganda, if a thief looks like a gym instructor, just pretend you’re dreaming. Even the TV will understand
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Dear God, I pray that I may be like you, slow to anger and eager to be patient. Father, whenever my emotions try to get the better of me, may you help me keep them at bay. I do not desire to hurt anyone – no matter what they have done to me. May I express your love in all situations, Lord. In Jesus' name, I pray. Amen.0 Commenti 0 condivisioni 59 Views2
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One of the biggest mistakes I made in my marriage was allowing third parties, especially in-laws, to have too much say. What started as simple advice slowly turned into interference. I was constantly being compared, judged, and indirectly controlled. My husband couldn’t draw the line between family and marriage, and I was left feeling like an outsider in my own home.
Arguments that should have ended within the four walls of our bedroom became family matters. Every disagreement had to be reported, every decision had to be debated with others, and gradually, the love we once had turned into constant tension. Eventually, the marriage broke beyond repair. It wasn't just our personal issues; it was the voices we allowed into our sacred space.
Ladies, please, know how to handle third-party situations. Set boundaries early. Respect your spouse and demand the same. Keep your home sacred. Marriage is between two people, not a whole village. Don’t let outsiders ruin what you’re building with someone you love.
- Annie IdibiaOne of the biggest mistakes I made in my marriage was allowing third parties, especially in-laws, to have too much say. What started as simple advice slowly turned into interference. I was constantly being compared, judged, and indirectly controlled. My husband couldn’t draw the line between family and marriage, and I was left feeling like an outsider in my own home. Arguments that should have ended within the four walls of our bedroom became family matters. Every disagreement had to be reported, every decision had to be debated with others, and gradually, the love we once had turned into constant tension. Eventually, the marriage broke beyond repair. It wasn't just our personal issues; it was the voices we allowed into our sacred space. Ladies, please, know how to handle third-party situations. Set boundaries early. Respect your spouse and demand the same. Keep your home sacred. Marriage is between two people, not a whole village. Don’t let outsiders ruin what you’re building with someone you love. - Annie Idibia
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