Consistency is the key to success

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Let’s turn your veins into highways of lightning.
Let’s rewrite the atlas of your inner desire.

This is where biology meets the whispers of chemistry

It's alchemy translating into a collision.

Your nerve-endings? Constellations.

Rewriting the laws of friction to enable you learn the dialect of your body.

It's going be an exploration of your anatomy,

An exploitation of your physiology,

And a charge to your creativity.

To the advanced, a recap of memory lane
To the vibrant, a watering to your flowers.

Been gentle is not by mouth but by he that brings his or her self down for others

Itz Abraham p on d mic

Ladies, let’s be real, you need to learn how to talk. No man or serious person will tolerate rudeness, insults, or pride for long. You may have the looks, the body, or even the brains, but if your character is bad, it will chase away good opportunities and people.

Learn how to speak with respect, even when you’re upset. Learn how to communicate without shouting or throwing insults. Nobody wants to be in a relationship where they’re constantly disrespected. You keep saying men are scum, but sometimes, it’s not them, it's how you talk. You can’t be talking down on people and expect love in return.

Don’t let your mouth and attitude destroy what your beauty has built. Bad character can close doors faster than a bad CV. So, my dear gender, if you truly want to keep a man, grow in self-control, communication, and humility. The world will treat you better when you treat people better.

- Eve Esin

“She Slapped Me in Front of the Whole School Because I Couldn’t Pay My Fees.”
15 Years Later, I Sponsored Her Retirement — And Paid Her Salary for Life.

She humiliated me.
Called me “a charity case.”
Told me I’d never make it without my father’s name.

But pain doesn’t always break you.
Sometimes, it builds an empire with your name on the gate.

From Broke Student to Multimillionaire — What He Did for the Teacher Who Once Publicly Shamed Him Left Everyone in Shock
Written by Rosyworld CRN

2008. Anambra, Nigeria.

I owed ₦2,700 in school fees.
My mother had sold all her jewelry.
My uncle had stopped answering calls.

One day during morning assembly, the principal announced:

> “All students owing school fees — come forward!”

We did.

Then Mrs. Obasi, our economics teacher, pointed at me and shouted:

> “Chijioke! You again? Third term, still owing?!

What kind of poverty runs in your blood?”

Before I could respond —
She slapped me.

In front of everyone.
I stood there — broken.
Laughed at. Shamed.

That evening, I told my mother I wanted to drop out.

She said:

> “No. Even if I die, you must finish.”

She started cleaning people’s compounds secretly to pay the fees.

I passed.
Graduated.
Hustled.

I sold recharge cards.
Managed social media for businesses.
Taught myself code from a borrowed phone.

In 2020, I launched a fintech app.
It grew fast.

By 2023, I was worth more than ₦400 million.

Then one day, I saw a GoFundMe post:

“Please help. Retired teacher needs funds for eye surgery and basic needs.”

It was Mrs. Obasi.

People were commenting.
Donating ₦1k, ₦2k…

I said nothing.
But I booked a flight.

One week later… I knocked on her rusty gate.

She opened it — frail, older, shocked.

> “Do you remember me?” I asked.

She squinted.

> “You’re… Chijioke? Oh my God. My son, I’m so sorry for how I treated you.”

I nodded.

Then I handed her an envelope.

Inside:

Full payment for her surgery

₦5 million cheque

A letter stating I would pay her ₦100k monthly for life.

She collapsed.
Neighbours gathered.

I said:

> “You beat me when I was poor.

Now, let me bless you because I’m rich.”

Today, I call it Healing with Honour.

Because not every wound needs revenge.
Some need a reminder that grace speaks louder than shame.

From slapped… to celebrated.
From “charity case”… to cheerful giver.
From insulted boy… to investor in dignity.

Follow Rosyworld CRN for more stories that prove:
Even the people who hurt you… can one day benefit from your growth.

How can a man get a woman pregnant, disappear into thin air, and leave her to carry the weight of pregnancy, childbirth, and raising a child alone, only to resurface years later claiming to be the father? That’s not fatherhood, that’s cruelty and injustice.

You weren’t there when her feet were swollen, you didn’t hear her cry herself to sleep, you didn’t buy diapers, pay hospital bills, or calm the baby at 3 a.m, but now the child is growing fine, you suddenly remember you’re the “father”? Let’s be honest; if you’re not ready to take responsibility, keep your manhood to yourself. Don’t ruin a woman’s life with your carelessness and cowardice.

Ladies, know your worth. And to every man out there, fatherhood is more than biology, it’s about being present, committed, and responsible. Don’t show up only when it’s convenient. That child deserved a father from day one, not a visitor in year five.

- Chioma Akpotha

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RECEIVE HIM.
But as many as received him [Jesus christ],to them gave he power [the right ]to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name. John 1:12.
Receiving Jesus christ is an act of the will.so man acts on the word of God by an act of his will. Man knows he is without a saviour, without an approach to God,without eternal life, so he can look up to God and pray,in essence:
Father,i come to you in the name of the Lord Jesus christ.i know you will not turn me away, or cast me out, because you said in your word,...him that cometh to me i will in no wise cast out".
I believe in my heart that Jesus christ is the son of God. I believe that he died for my sins,according to the scriptures.i believe that he was raised from the dead for my justification, according to the scriptures. Justification "means that i might be set right with God.