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https://t.me/+3XPaRbQyL2cwMjVkShalom beloved! Join us every morning at 5:00am as we pray in the Secret Place with prophet Emos Abamukong. Your life will never remain the same again. Invite someone and God bless you as you pray this morning! https://t.me/+3XPaRbQyL2cwMjVk0 Comentários 0 Compartilhamentos 62 Visualizações -
The Goat That Went to Church
In a small village, Mama Chika had a stubborn goat named Pastor,One Sunday morning, Pastor the goat escaped and followed Mama Chika to church.
While the pastor (the human one) was preaching about sins, the goat walked in proudly, climbed the pulpit, and pooped right there
People screamed, Holy ghol0st fre The choir ran. Ushers fainted. One old man shouted, The d£vil has entered the church
Mama Chika tried to grab her goat, but it jumped on her and tore her wig off. She looked like a bald coconut.
The real pastor stood frozen and said, Even goats know the church needs deliverance
Since that day, they lock the church gate tight. But villagers still say, That goat is closer to God than some membersThe Goat That Went to Church🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 In a small village, Mama Chika had a stubborn goat named Pastor,One Sunday morning, Pastor the goat escaped and followed Mama Chika to church. While the pastor (the human one) was preaching about sins, the goat walked in proudly, climbed the pulpit, and pooped right there🤣🤣 People screamed, Holy ghol0st fre The choir ran. Ushers fainted. One old man shouted, The d£vil has entered the church🤣🤣🤣 Mama Chika tried to grab her goat, but it jumped on her and tore her wig off. She looked like a bald coconut.🤣🤣🤣 The real pastor stood frozen and said, Even goats know the church needs deliverance🤣🤣 Since that day, they lock the church gate tight. But villagers still say, That goat is closer to God than some members🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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You are casting for a movie where Rita Dominic plays a powerful businesswoman who has it all—except love. She falls for a calm, respectful driver played by Deyemi Okanlawon. She marries him secretly. But after their quiet wedding, Rita starts noticing her accounts being emptied, staff quitting, and her company crashing. It turns out Deyemi is not a driver—he’s an ex-con artist who used a fa-ke name. His ex-wife, played by Nse Ikpe-Etim, returns with proof that the marriage was just a con to get back at Rita. She says she helped plan everything for revenge after Rita once fired her many years ago. Now Rita is broke, single, and discovers she is pregnant. Is she going to keep the baby after such betrayal? What would you call this cri-mi-nal mastermind romantic drama? Starring: Rita Dominic, Deyemi Okanlawon, Nse Ikpe-Etim.1 Comentários 0 Compartilhamentos 54 Visualizações
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Lionel Messi vs Cristiano Ronaldo – National Team Stats:
Lionel Messi
192 games
⚽️ 112 goals
58 assists
170 goal contributions
10 hat-tricks
Copa América (x2)
FIFA World Cup
Finalissima
46 MOTM awards
Cristiano Ronaldo
221 games
⚽️ 138 goals
37 assists
175 goal contributions
10 hat-tricks
UEFA Nations League (x2)
UEFA Euro
18 MOTM awards
Two of the greatest to ever play the game.Lionel Messi vs Cristiano Ronaldo – National Team Stats: 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🏟️ 192 games ⚽️ 112 goals 🎯 58 assists 📊 170 goal contributions 🎩 10 hat-tricks 🏆 Copa América (x2) 🏆 FIFA World Cup 🏆 Finalissima 🏅 46 MOTM awards 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo 🏟️ 221 games ⚽️ 138 goals 🎯 37 assists 📊 175 goal contributions 🎩 10 hat-tricks 🏆 UEFA Nations League (x2) 🏆 UEFA Euro 🏅 18 MOTM awards Two of the greatest to ever play the game. 🔥
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