The Goat That Went to Church

In a small village, Mama Chika had a stubborn goat named Pastor,One Sunday morning, Pastor the goat escaped and followed Mama Chika to church.

While the pastor (the human one) was preaching about sins, the goat walked in proudly, climbed the pulpit, and pooped right there

People screamed, Holy ghol0st fre The choir ran. Ushers fainted. One old man shouted, The d£vil has entered the church

Mama Chika tried to grab her goat, but it jumped on her and tore her wig off. She looked like a bald coconut.

The real pastor stood frozen and said, Even goats know the church needs deliverance

Since that day, they lock the church gate tight. But villagers still say, That goat is closer to God than some members
The Goat That Went to Church🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 In a small village, Mama Chika had a stubborn goat named Pastor,One Sunday morning, Pastor the goat escaped and followed Mama Chika to church. While the pastor (the human one) was preaching about sins, the goat walked in proudly, climbed the pulpit, and pooped right there🤣🤣 People screamed, Holy ghol0st fre The choir ran. Ushers fainted. One old man shouted, The d£vil has entered the church🤣🤣🤣 Mama Chika tried to grab her goat, but it jumped on her and tore her wig off. She looked like a bald coconut.🤣🤣🤣 The real pastor stood frozen and said, Even goats know the church needs deliverance🤣🤣 Since that day, they lock the church gate tight. But villagers still say, That goat is closer to God than some members🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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