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Two old men are sitting in a bar.
One of them looks at the other & says
“You look familiar… where you from?”
The second old man replies “Ireland”
The first old man looks astonished & says
” No way I’m from Ireland myself, what a small world!”
The second old man then looks at the first “What city?”
The first old man says “Dublin?”
The second old man looks astonished
“No way I’m from Dublin meself! What a small world.”
The first man looks at the second old man “What school you go to?”
The second old man replies
“Saint Mary’s class of 89”
The first old man is absolutely baffled
” NO WAY Saint Mary’s class of 89 myself! What a small world!”
At this point, another man comes into the bar & says to the bartender
“Hey, Joe! Anything interesting going on?”
The bartender says
“Not really… but the Murphy twins are drunk again.”Two old men are sitting in a bar. One of them looks at the other & says “You look familiar… where you from?” The second old man replies “Ireland” The first old man looks astonished & says ” No way I’m from Ireland myself, what a small world!” The second old man then looks at the first “What city?” The first old man says “Dublin?” The second old man looks astonished “No way I’m from Dublin meself! What a small world.” The first man looks at the second old man “What school you go to?” The second old man replies “Saint Mary’s class of 89” The first old man is absolutely baffled ” NO WAY Saint Mary’s class of 89 myself! What a small world!” At this point, another man comes into the bar & says to the bartender “Hey, Joe! Anything interesting going on?” The bartender says “Not really… but the Murphy twins are drunk again.”
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“If you say Pete Edochie is older than me in Nollywood, I’ll contest it, he came four years later! History has no romanticism!
Some of us cannot be written out of Nollywood’s history! You can’t take away that Living in Bondage in 1992 was the first professionally produced home video, and I was part of it.”
--Kanayo O. Kanayo
“I’m senior in this movie industry! When I starred in Things Fall Apart in 1985, Nollywood didn’t even existit was still slumbering in the womb of time! Seven years later, Living in Bondage birthed Nollywood, but by then, I was already a global star, celebrated by the BBC and America for my iconic role!”-
--Pete Edochie“If you say Pete Edochie is older than me in Nollywood, I’ll contest it, he came four years later! History has no romanticism! Some of us cannot be written out of Nollywood’s history! You can’t take away that Living in Bondage in 1992 was the first professionally produced home video, and I was part of it.” --Kanayo O. Kanayo “I’m senior in this movie industry! When I starred in Things Fall Apart in 1985, Nollywood didn’t even existit was still slumbering in the womb of time! Seven years later, Living in Bondage birthed Nollywood, but by then, I was already a global star, celebrated by the BBC and America for my iconic role!”- --Pete Edochie2 التعليقات 3 المشاركات 320 مشاهدة4
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An 11 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs. She got woried and asked her Mom about the hair. Her Mom calmly said " That part where hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey has grown hair. " Next morning at breakfast she told her sister. " my moneky has grown hair. " her sister smiled and said " That's Nothing, mine is already eating Banana."
her Mom fainted
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Oya fôllow my pageAn 11 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs. She got woried and asked her Mom about the hair. Her Mom calmly said " That part where hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey has grown hair. " Next morning at breakfast she told her sister. " my moneky has grown hair. " her sister smiled and said " That's Nothing, mine is already eating Banana." her Mom fainted 💔😂🙆♂️ Stop ignoring my posts I'm not your ex Oya fôllow my page😭
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