• Erecting two giant billboards worth millions only to “thank” Governor Alex Otti for constructing a road can’t make sense to me. He did what he was elected to do - his JOB!

    Appreciate him and demand for more. He doesn’t collect salary and say “thank you, Abia for paying me!”
    Erecting two giant billboards worth millions only to “thank” Governor Alex Otti for constructing a road can’t make sense to me. He did what he was elected to do - his JOB! Appreciate him and demand for more. He doesn’t collect salary and say “thank you, Abia for paying me!”
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  • "The 12 Secrets the Rich Don’t Want You to Know"

    We live in a world designed by the rich, for the rich. Everything from the media you consume to the advice you’re given is carefully curated to keep you trapped in the rat race while they soar higher. It’s time to pull back the curtain and uncover the truths the wealthy don’t want you to know. Brace yourself, because what you’re about to learn may shatter every illusion you’ve been sold.

    The first secret is that hard work alone won’t make you rich. Yes, they encourage you to hustle and grind, but they know the truth: the path to wealth lies in leverage, not labor. While you’re breaking your back working overtime, they’re using other people’s time, money, and skills to build empires.

    Second, they want you to believe money is evil. The more you associate wealth with greed and corruption, the less likely you are to pursue it unapologetically. Meanwhile, they know that money is simply a tool—a powerful one that can amplify your impact if used wisely.

    Third, savings won’t make you rich. They push the “save and invest in a mutual fund” narrative, but they don’t follow it themselves. They invest in high-risk, high-reward opportunities: startups, real estate, stocks, and businesses that multiply their wealth exponentially.

    Fourth, the school system is a trap. They fund educational systems that teach you to be obedient employees, not critical thinkers or risk-takers. You’re taught to work for money, while they learn to make money work for them.

    Fifth, tax laws are written for the wealthy. They know the loopholes, the incentives, and the strategies to legally avoid taxes, while you’re stuck paying a significant chunk of your income. Wealthy people own assets, not salaries, and assets are taxed differently.

    Sixth, debt is a weapon—but only if you know how to wield it. They want you to fear debt, but the rich use it as a tool to acquire more wealth. They leverage other people’s money (OPM) to buy assets that generate cash flow and pay off the debt themselves.

    Seventh, your consumerism funds their lifestyle. Every time you buy a new gadget, trendy clothes, or overpriced coffee, you’re putting money directly into their pockets. Meanwhile, they’re investing in assets that appreciate over time.

    Eighth, connections matter more than talent. They don’t want you to know that access to the right people will open more doors than any degree or skillset. They build exclusive networks that perpetuate their wealth and keep outsiders at bay.

    Ninth, time is their most valuable asset. They don’t waste it on distractions or meaningless tasks. They hire people to do what they can’t or won’t do, freeing up their time to focus on wealth-building strategies.

    Tenth, the stock market is rigged in their favor. While you’re hoping your portfolio grows steadily, they have insider information, access to high-frequency trading, and the capital to manipulate markets to their advantage.

    Eleventh, failure is their greatest teacher. They embrace setbacks as learning experiences and take calculated risks without fear. You’ve been taught to play it safe, but the rich know that big rewards require bold moves.

    Finally, they thrive on your ignorance. The less you know about money, investing, and business, the more they can exploit your labor, time, and consumer habits to enrich themselves.

    So what’s the takeaway, men? Stop playing the game they’ve rigged against you. Educate yourself about money, learn to think like an investor, and prioritize ownership over consumption. Break free from the chains of mediocrity, and start building your own empire. It’s time to outsmart the system and claim the wealth and power they don’t want you to have.
    "The 12 Secrets the Rich Don’t Want You to Know" We live in a world designed by the rich, for the rich. Everything from the media you consume to the advice you’re given is carefully curated to keep you trapped in the rat race while they soar higher. It’s time to pull back the curtain and uncover the truths the wealthy don’t want you to know. Brace yourself, because what you’re about to learn may shatter every illusion you’ve been sold. The first secret is that hard work alone won’t make you rich. Yes, they encourage you to hustle and grind, but they know the truth: the path to wealth lies in leverage, not labor. While you’re breaking your back working overtime, they’re using other people’s time, money, and skills to build empires. Second, they want you to believe money is evil. The more you associate wealth with greed and corruption, the less likely you are to pursue it unapologetically. Meanwhile, they know that money is simply a tool—a powerful one that can amplify your impact if used wisely. Third, savings won’t make you rich. They push the “save and invest in a mutual fund” narrative, but they don’t follow it themselves. They invest in high-risk, high-reward opportunities: startups, real estate, stocks, and businesses that multiply their wealth exponentially. Fourth, the school system is a trap. They fund educational systems that teach you to be obedient employees, not critical thinkers or risk-takers. You’re taught to work for money, while they learn to make money work for them. Fifth, tax laws are written for the wealthy. They know the loopholes, the incentives, and the strategies to legally avoid taxes, while you’re stuck paying a significant chunk of your income. Wealthy people own assets, not salaries, and assets are taxed differently. Sixth, debt is a weapon—but only if you know how to wield it. They want you to fear debt, but the rich use it as a tool to acquire more wealth. They leverage other people’s money (OPM) to buy assets that generate cash flow and pay off the debt themselves. Seventh, your consumerism funds their lifestyle. Every time you buy a new gadget, trendy clothes, or overpriced coffee, you’re putting money directly into their pockets. Meanwhile, they’re investing in assets that appreciate over time. Eighth, connections matter more than talent. They don’t want you to know that access to the right people will open more doors than any degree or skillset. They build exclusive networks that perpetuate their wealth and keep outsiders at bay. Ninth, time is their most valuable asset. They don’t waste it on distractions or meaningless tasks. They hire people to do what they can’t or won’t do, freeing up their time to focus on wealth-building strategies. Tenth, the stock market is rigged in their favor. While you’re hoping your portfolio grows steadily, they have insider information, access to high-frequency trading, and the capital to manipulate markets to their advantage. Eleventh, failure is their greatest teacher. They embrace setbacks as learning experiences and take calculated risks without fear. You’ve been taught to play it safe, but the rich know that big rewards require bold moves. Finally, they thrive on your ignorance. The less you know about money, investing, and business, the more they can exploit your labor, time, and consumer habits to enrich themselves. So what’s the takeaway, men? Stop playing the game they’ve rigged against you. Educate yourself about money, learn to think like an investor, and prioritize ownership over consumption. Break free from the chains of mediocrity, and start building your own empire. It’s time to outsmart the system and claim the wealth and power they don’t want you to have.
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  • Apart from the POP in bread, nothing wreaks havoc on your health like an abusive relationship.
    Yes, I said it.
    You’re avoiding gluten but sleeping beside your trigger.
    You stopped seasoning cubes but you’re digesting verbal abuse every day.
    You quit processed foods but stayed with someone who processes your peace into powder.
    And then you wonder why your blood pressure is high.
    Why your chest is tight.
    Why you’re forgetting things.
    Why your period has gone mad.
    Why your skin is breaking out.
    Why your immune system is weak.
    Let me break it for you:
    Abuse is not just emotional.
    It’s metabolic.
    That toxic relationship is cooking up:
    – High blood pressure
    – Stroke risk
    – Infertility
    – Chronic anxiety
    – Inflammation
    – Hormonal imbalance
    – Cancer
    And you’ll blame village people.
    No.
    It’s the person beside you killing you slowly.
    Stop praying for them to change.
    Most of the time, you will die before they do.
    Leave the table where your peace is always the sacrifice.
    Leave the room where your nervous system can’t breathe.
    Leave the cycle where your health keeps paying the price.
    Healing is not just about food.
    It’s about the people, the patterns, and the peace you permit.
    Apart from the POP in bread, nothing wreaks havoc on your health like an abusive relationship. Yes, I said it. You’re avoiding gluten but sleeping beside your trigger. You stopped seasoning cubes but you’re digesting verbal abuse every day. You quit processed foods but stayed with someone who processes your peace into powder. And then you wonder why your blood pressure is high. Why your chest is tight. Why you’re forgetting things. Why your period has gone mad. Why your skin is breaking out. Why your immune system is weak. Let me break it for you: 📍Abuse is not just emotional. It’s metabolic. That toxic relationship is cooking up: – High blood pressure – Stroke risk – Infertility – Chronic anxiety – Inflammation – Hormonal imbalance – Cancer And you’ll blame village people. No. It’s the person beside you killing you slowly. Stop praying for them to change. Most of the time, you will die before they do. 📍Leave the table where your peace is always the sacrifice. 📍Leave the room where your nervous system can’t breathe. 📍Leave the cycle where your health keeps paying the price. Healing is not just about food. It’s about the people, the patterns, and the peace you permit.
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  • *MARRY A MAN WITH COMMON SENSE.*

    1: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that paying your bride price is not equal to buying you.

    2: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that marrying you is not doing you a favour.

    3: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that you pose to have cramps and mood swings during your monthly circle, and shouldn't use it against you.

    4: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that as a woman you also have a right to say "NO" to sex at times and if he must have his way he should at least try to make you happy and put you in the mood.

    5: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that after childbirth you are posed to have stretch marks, big stomach, sag ***** and not too good shape, and he shouldn't because of that compare you to a sweet 16,

    Your sag ***** or stretch marks is a sign of motherhood. (Although you can work it out and be back to shape which is proper.)

    6: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that there are times you are just too tired to cook, and him taking you to the eatery to eat dinner or him fixing the meal that day to save you the stress is not a taboo.

    7: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you have a right to voice out your frustration, a right to agree and disagree, a right to air your opinions.

    8: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you deserve to hear "sorry" from him and he's obliged to plead and ask for forgiveness when he errs and not use his headship as a means to escape saying "sorry"

    9: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that hitting a lady is a crime against humanity.

    10: Marry a man who loves your soul not just your body, marry a man who enjoys talking to you even without touching your body, not someone who cannot talk to you without touching you. May you not miss it in marriage.
    *MARRY A MAN WITH COMMON SENSE.* 1: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that paying your bride price is not equal to buying you. 2: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that marrying you is not doing you a favour. 3: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that you pose to have cramps and mood swings during your monthly circle, and shouldn't use it against you. 4: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that as a woman you also have a right to say "NO" to sex at times and if he must have his way he should at least try to make you happy and put you in the mood. 5: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that after childbirth you are posed to have stretch marks, big stomach, sag boobs and not too good shape, and he shouldn't because of that compare you to a sweet 16, Your sag boobs or stretch marks is a sign of motherhood. (Although you can work it out and be back to shape which is proper.) 6: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that there are times you are just too tired to cook, and him taking you to the eatery to eat dinner or him fixing the meal that day to save you the stress is not a taboo. 7: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you have a right to voice out your frustration, a right to agree and disagree, a right to air your opinions. 8: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you deserve to hear "sorry" from him and he's obliged to plead and ask for forgiveness when he errs and not use his headship as a means to escape saying "sorry" 9: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that hitting a lady is a crime against humanity. 10: Marry a man who loves your soul not just your body, marry a man who enjoys talking to you even without touching your body, not someone who cannot talk to you without touching you. May you not miss it in marriage.
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  • LISTEN UP, MEN!—IF YOU’RE WAITING FOR THE “RIGHT TIME” TO FIX YOUR FINANCES, YOU’LL WAIT FOREVER!

    Let’s get one thing straight—poverty doesn’t happen overnight. It’s a slow, silent process of neglect. It’s what happens when you keep postponing action, telling yourself you’ll “figure it out later.”

    Later becomes next year.
    Next year becomes five years.
    And before you know it, you’re 40, still struggling, still making excuses, still wishing you had started earlier.

    WAKE UP!

    The truth is, most men don’t have a money problem—they have a mindset and discipline problem.

    - You say you want to be rich, but you spend money like you already are.

    - You say you want financial freedom, but you live paycheck to paycheck, refusing to make sacrifices.

    - You say you want to invest, but you’re scared to start small, so you don’t start at all.

    Success with money isn’t about how much you earn—it’s about how you manage what you have.

    Think about it. How many people do you know who make good money but are still broke?

    Because wealth is not about income—it’s about choices.

    And here’s the harsh reality: Nobody is coming to fix your financial mess.

    - The government won’t save you.

    - Your boss won’t pay you what you’re truly worth.

    - Your family won’t magically hand you millions.

    If you don’t take responsibility for your finances NOW, you will suffer later. And when you’re broke at 50, nobody will feel sorry for you.

    SO, WHAT’S THE GAME PLAN?

    1. Control your spending – If you can’t manage ₦100k wisely, you won’t manage ₦10M wisely.

    2. Save aggressively – Not because it makes you rich, but because it gives you options.

    3. Invest early – Time is your biggest weapon. The longer you wait, the harder it gets.

    4. Develop high-income skills – If your job isn’t paying enough, build something on the side.

    5. Cut off financial dead weight – Friends who pressure you to spend recklessly are not your friends.

    It’s not about how much you make—it’s about what you do with what you have.

    If you keep waiting for a “perfect time” to start, that time will never come.

    The best time to fix your finances was YESTERDAY.

    The second-best time? TODAY.

    Take action now, so your future self doesn’t hate you for being lazy today.

    Okechukwu Kingsley Ifeanyi

    #MenAndMoney #NoMoreExcuses #BuildYourFuture #TakeAction #KingsWrites
    LISTEN UP, MEN!—IF YOU’RE WAITING FOR THE “RIGHT TIME” TO FIX YOUR FINANCES, YOU’LL WAIT FOREVER! Let’s get one thing straight—poverty doesn’t happen overnight. It’s a slow, silent process of neglect. It’s what happens when you keep postponing action, telling yourself you’ll “figure it out later.” Later becomes next year. Next year becomes five years. And before you know it, you’re 40, still struggling, still making excuses, still wishing you had started earlier. WAKE UP! The truth is, most men don’t have a money problem—they have a mindset and discipline problem. - You say you want to be rich, but you spend money like you already are. - You say you want financial freedom, but you live paycheck to paycheck, refusing to make sacrifices. - You say you want to invest, but you’re scared to start small, so you don’t start at all. Success with money isn’t about how much you earn—it’s about how you manage what you have. Think about it. How many people do you know who make good money but are still broke? Because wealth is not about income—it’s about choices. And here’s the harsh reality: Nobody is coming to fix your financial mess. - The government won’t save you. - Your boss won’t pay you what you’re truly worth. - Your family won’t magically hand you millions. If you don’t take responsibility for your finances NOW, you will suffer later. And when you’re broke at 50, nobody will feel sorry for you. SO, WHAT’S THE GAME PLAN? 1. Control your spending – If you can’t manage ₦100k wisely, you won’t manage ₦10M wisely. 2. Save aggressively – Not because it makes you rich, but because it gives you options. 3. Invest early – Time is your biggest weapon. The longer you wait, the harder it gets. 4. Develop high-income skills – If your job isn’t paying enough, build something on the side. 5. Cut off financial dead weight – Friends who pressure you to spend recklessly are not your friends. It’s not about how much you make—it’s about what you do with what you have. If you keep waiting for a “perfect time” to start, that time will never come. The best time to fix your finances was YESTERDAY. The second-best time? TODAY. Take action now, so your future self doesn’t hate you for being lazy today. Okechukwu Kingsley Ifeanyi #MenAndMoney #NoMoreExcuses #BuildYourFuture #TakeAction #KingsWrites
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  • Your Mindset Controls Your Bank Account.

    The biggest difference between the Rich and the Poor is how they think about money

    Harsh Reality

    The Rich believe wealth is possible, so they pursue it with everything they have

    The Poor believe wealth is for “Other People,” so they stay stuck.

    Mindset

    The wealthy operate under a unique set of principles, often keeping their most effective tactics confidential to avoid unwanted attention.

    4 Money Secrets the Rich Keep Hidden

    The rich understand that money is a tool to unlock opportunities, and they invest in education, assets, and life changing experiences.

    Think rich, get rich.

    Wealthy people build their fortunes by putting their money into profitable assets like equities, digital currencies, fixed income securities, property, and business enterprises

    Long term investments are the bedrock of financial security for high net-worth individuals.

    The rich have figured out the winning formula for accumulating wealth, and it's paying dividends 24/7

    Follow the system, and you’ll succeed with time

    I spread the gospel of wealth mindset and billionaire mentality.

    Class dismissed

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    Your Mindset Controls Your Bank Account. The biggest difference between the Rich and the Poor is how they think about money 💰 Harsh Reality ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ The Rich believe wealth is possible, so they pursue it with everything they have The Poor believe wealth is for “Other People,” so they stay stuck. Mindset ☝️☝️☝️☝️ The wealthy operate under a unique set of principles, often keeping their most effective tactics confidential to avoid unwanted attention. 4 Money💵 Secrets the Rich Keep Hidden 📍The rich understand that money is a tool to unlock opportunities, and they invest in education, assets, and life changing experiences. 📍Think rich, get rich. 📍Wealthy people build their fortunes by putting their money into profitable assets like equities, digital currencies, fixed income securities, property, and business enterprises 📍Long term investments are the bedrock of financial security for high net-worth individuals. The rich have figured out the winning formula for accumulating wealth, and it's paying dividends 24/7 Follow the system, and you’ll succeed with time 📌 I spread the gospel of wealth mindset and billionaire mentality. Class dismissed ☝️☝️☝️ Billionaire Mentality 👏 🏠 SchoolOfWealth 💵 © Olubori Joseph
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  • *MARRY A MAN WITH COMMON SENSE.*


    1: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that paying your bride price is not equal to buying you.

    2: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that marrying you is not doing you a favour.

    3: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that you pose to have cramps and mood swings during your monthly circle, and shouldn't use it against you.

    4: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that as a woman you also have a right to say "NO" to sex at times and if he must have his way he should at least try to make you happy and put you in the mood.

    5: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that after childbirth you are posed to have stretch marks, big stomach, sag ***** and not too good shape, and he shouldn't because of that compare you to a sweet 16,

    Your sag ***** or stretch marks is a sign of motherhood. (Although you can work it out and be back to shape which is proper.)

    6: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that there are times you are just too tired to cook, and him taking you to the eatery to eat dinner or him fixing the meal that day to save you the stress is not a taboo.

    7: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you have a right to voice out your frustration, a right to agree and disagree, a right to air your opinions.

    8: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you deserve to hear "sorry" from him and he's obliged to plead and ask for forgiveness when he errs and not use his headship as a means to escape saying "sorry"

    9: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that hitting a lady is a crime against humanity.

    10: Marry a man who loves your soul not just your body, marry a man who enjoys talking to you even without touching your body, not someone who cannot talk to you without touching you. May you not miss it in marriage.
    *MARRY A MAN WITH COMMON SENSE.* 1: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that paying your bride price is not equal to buying you. 2: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that marrying you is not doing you a favour. 3: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that you pose to have cramps and mood swings during your monthly circle, and shouldn't use it against you. 4: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that as a woman you also have a right to say "NO" to sex at times and if he must have his way he should at least try to make you happy and put you in the mood. 5: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that after childbirth you are posed to have stretch marks, big stomach, sag boobs and not too good shape, and he shouldn't because of that compare you to a sweet 16, Your sag boobs or stretch marks is a sign of motherhood. (Although you can work it out and be back to shape which is proper.) 6: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that there are times you are just too tired to cook, and him taking you to the eatery to eat dinner or him fixing the meal that day to save you the stress is not a taboo. 7: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you have a right to voice out your frustration, a right to agree and disagree, a right to air your opinions. 8: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you deserve to hear "sorry" from him and he's obliged to plead and ask for forgiveness when he errs and not use his headship as a means to escape saying "sorry" 9: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that hitting a lady is a crime against humanity. 10: Marry a man who loves your soul not just your body, marry a man who enjoys talking to you even without touching your body, not someone who cannot talk to you without touching you. May you not miss it in marriage.
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  • Duties of a Chief Bridesmaid



    BEFORE THE WEDDING

    There are a wide range of jobs for the Chief Brides Maid to do during the months of the bride’s engagement, for instance:

    1. Help the bride choose and shop for her wedding dress and accessories, as well as any change of clothes on the wedding day.

    2. Help select the dresses and accessories for the bridesmaids.

    3. Manage and oversee the bridesmaids, making sure they coordinate and are kept updated on all appointments, trials, fittings, decisions and schedules.

    4. Act as the bride’s problem solver should any bridesmaids have any issues relating to their own roles and responsibilities.

    TIP: most problems arise over money so it’s sensible to establish early on who is paying for the bridesmaid’s dresses and accessories. Nowadays there is no set rule and depends on the requirements and flexibility of the bride and the cost of the dresses. For example if the bridesmaid is a student or unemployed without an income and the bride wants her to wear an unaffordable bridesmaid’s dress that will only be worn once it is not the best idea to expect the bridesmaid to pay for her dress. Whereas if the bride is flexible and is happy for the bridesmaid to choose a dress of her own that fits the brides ideas, style and colour scheme, then it is reasonable to ask her to pay for the dress, since it is likely it will be worn again.

    5. Help the bride with any wedding related DIY, for example personal signs, decorations etc.

    6. Help the bride source any suppliers if asked.

    7. Help coordinate and clarify travel arrangements and arrival times for wedding party with the best man.

    8. Attend the wedding rehearsal if required.

    DAY OF THE WEDDING

    The chief bridesmaid has one of the most notable and important roles on the wedding day. Primarily she will help ensure the smooth running of the schedule on the day. She will also coordinate and work with the best man to carefully manage any potential problems, issues or areas of concern on the day.

    Tasks to undertake:

    1. Be prepared to act as the bride’s go-to-girl, problem solver or main point of contact.
    Stay calm and be there to offer assistance to the wedding party or guests as required.

    2. Help guide the other bridesmaids, flower girl and page boys when getting ready.

    3. Ensure the bride eats and stays hydrated on the morning of the wedding day.

    4. Be with the bride whilst she has her hair and make-up done.

    5. Help the bride get into her dress.

    6. Ensure the bride, bridesmaids and flower girl have and hold their bouquets.

    7. Reconfirm all ceremony duties for bridesmaids, flower girls and page boys.

    8. Help guide the bridal party to their respective cars to take them to the ceremony venue.

    9. Leave for church in the car with the bride’s mother and the other bridesmaids.

    10. Await the arrival of the bride and help her out of the car.

    11. Help the bride out of the car, paying careful attention to the bouquet, dress, veil and train.

    CEREMONY

    1. Ensure the procession is lined up correctly.

    2. Assist the bride with arranging/adjusting her dress, train and veil before she walks down the aisle.

    3. Follow the bride and her father in the Processional, along with the bridesmaids down the aisle.

    4. Help the bride arrange her train and veil at the altar.
    Possibly take back the brides veil during the ceremony.

    5. Hold the bride’s bouquet during the ceremony.

    6. Make sure the other bridesmaids, flower girls and page boys are in place.
    Be responsible for the flower girl (if there is one).

    7. Witness the signing of the register if required.

    8. Replace the bride’s veil, if requested.
    Hand back the bride’s bouquet before she departs with her new husband during the Recessional.

    9. Depart the ceremony venue with the best man, along with the bridesmaids and ushers.

    10. Help distribute confetti after the ceremony for photo opportunities.

    11. Be prepared to help guide and assist guests to the reception.

    12. Leave the church accompanied by the best man after the bride and groom.

    13. Depart for the reception with any other bridesmaids and best man after the bride and groom.

    RECEPTION

    1. Be on hand to assist the bride as required throughout the wedding day, making sure she has everything she needs.

    2. Assist the bride throughout the day to ensure her appearance, hair, makeup, dress, train and veil are in order.

    3. Be responsible for the bride’s bouquet.

    4. Help get people organised for photographs.

    5. Help receive and store the wedding gifts.

    6. Be part of the receiving line, if there is one.

    7. Maybe make a short speech and a toast to the bride and groom.

    8. Help the bride with a change of clothes, if required, after the reception and before the evening celebrations.

    9. Assist the bride (and groom) when they depart at the end of the night. For example, a change of clothes; managing any special requests or surprises; ensuring all guests know the bride and groom are departing and to gather them for a final send-off; ensuring their transport is punctual and as required.

    10. Ensure the bride and groom’s luggage, champagne and flowers are delivered to their bridal suite and that the bridal suite is as required.

    11. Ensure wedding gifts are removed accordingly or stored safely.

    12. Ensure any items left behind by wedding party or guests are stored safely.

    AFTER THE WEDDING
    1. Assist the bride in returning any hired items.

    2. Help the bride retrieve any personal items stored at the venue.
    Duties of a Chief Bridesmaid BEFORE THE WEDDING There are a wide range of jobs for the Chief Brides Maid to do during the months of the bride’s engagement, for instance: 1. Help the bride choose and shop for her wedding dress and accessories, as well as any change of clothes on the wedding day. 2. Help select the dresses and accessories for the bridesmaids. 3. Manage and oversee the bridesmaids, making sure they coordinate and are kept updated on all appointments, trials, fittings, decisions and schedules. 4. Act as the bride’s problem solver should any bridesmaids have any issues relating to their own roles and responsibilities. TIP: most problems arise over money so it’s sensible to establish early on who is paying for the bridesmaid’s dresses and accessories. Nowadays there is no set rule and depends on the requirements and flexibility of the bride and the cost of the dresses. For example if the bridesmaid is a student or unemployed without an income and the bride wants her to wear an unaffordable bridesmaid’s dress that will only be worn once it is not the best idea to expect the bridesmaid to pay for her dress. Whereas if the bride is flexible and is happy for the bridesmaid to choose a dress of her own that fits the brides ideas, style and colour scheme, then it is reasonable to ask her to pay for the dress, since it is likely it will be worn again. 5. Help the bride with any wedding related DIY, for example personal signs, decorations etc. 6. Help the bride source any suppliers if asked. 7. Help coordinate and clarify travel arrangements and arrival times for wedding party with the best man. 8. Attend the wedding rehearsal if required. DAY OF THE WEDDING The chief bridesmaid has one of the most notable and important roles on the wedding day. Primarily she will help ensure the smooth running of the schedule on the day. She will also coordinate and work with the best man to carefully manage any potential problems, issues or areas of concern on the day. Tasks to undertake: 1. Be prepared to act as the bride’s go-to-girl, problem solver or main point of contact. Stay calm and be there to offer assistance to the wedding party or guests as required. 2. Help guide the other bridesmaids, flower girl and page boys when getting ready. 3. Ensure the bride eats and stays hydrated on the morning of the wedding day. 4. Be with the bride whilst she has her hair and make-up done. 5. Help the bride get into her dress. 6. Ensure the bride, bridesmaids and flower girl have and hold their bouquets. 7. Reconfirm all ceremony duties for bridesmaids, flower girls and page boys. 8. Help guide the bridal party to their respective cars to take them to the ceremony venue. 9. Leave for church in the car with the bride’s mother and the other bridesmaids. 10. Await the arrival of the bride and help her out of the car. 11. Help the bride out of the car, paying careful attention to the bouquet, dress, veil and train. CEREMONY 1. Ensure the procession is lined up correctly. 2. Assist the bride with arranging/adjusting her dress, train and veil before she walks down the aisle. 3. Follow the bride and her father in the Processional, along with the bridesmaids down the aisle. 4. Help the bride arrange her train and veil at the altar. Possibly take back the brides veil during the ceremony. 5. Hold the bride’s bouquet during the ceremony. 6. Make sure the other bridesmaids, flower girls and page boys are in place. Be responsible for the flower girl (if there is one). 7. Witness the signing of the register if required. 8. Replace the bride’s veil, if requested. Hand back the bride’s bouquet before she departs with her new husband during the Recessional. 9. Depart the ceremony venue with the best man, along with the bridesmaids and ushers. 10. Help distribute confetti after the ceremony for photo opportunities. 11. Be prepared to help guide and assist guests to the reception. 12. Leave the church accompanied by the best man after the bride and groom. 13. Depart for the reception with any other bridesmaids and best man after the bride and groom. RECEPTION 1. Be on hand to assist the bride as required throughout the wedding day, making sure she has everything she needs. 2. Assist the bride throughout the day to ensure her appearance, hair, makeup, dress, train and veil are in order. 3. Be responsible for the bride’s bouquet. 4. Help get people organised for photographs. 5. Help receive and store the wedding gifts. 6. Be part of the receiving line, if there is one. 7. Maybe make a short speech and a toast to the bride and groom. 8. Help the bride with a change of clothes, if required, after the reception and before the evening celebrations. 9. Assist the bride (and groom) when they depart at the end of the night. For example, a change of clothes; managing any special requests or surprises; ensuring all guests know the bride and groom are departing and to gather them for a final send-off; ensuring their transport is punctual and as required. 10. Ensure the bride and groom’s luggage, champagne and flowers are delivered to their bridal suite and that the bridal suite is as required. 11. Ensure wedding gifts are removed accordingly or stored safely. 12. Ensure any items left behind by wedding party or guests are stored safely. AFTER THE WEDDING 1. Assist the bride in returning any hired items. 2. Help the bride retrieve any personal items stored at the venue.
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  • Duties of a Chief Bridesmaid


    BEFORE THE WEDDING

    There are a wide range of jobs for the Chief Brides Maid to do during the months of the bride’s engagement, for instance:

    1. Help the bride choose and shop for her wedding dress and accessories, as well as any change of clothes on the wedding day.

    2. Help select the dresses and accessories for the bridesmaids.

    3. Manage and oversee the bridesmaids, making sure they coordinate and are kept updated on all appointments, trials, fittings, decisions and schedules.

    4. Act as the bride’s problem solver should any bridesmaids have any issues relating to their own roles and responsibilities.

    TIP: most problems arise over money so it’s sensible to establish early on who is paying for the bridesmaid’s dresses and accessories. Nowadays there is no set rule and depends on the requirements and flexibility of the bride and the cost of the dresses. For example if the bridesmaid is a student or unemployed without an income and the bride wants her to wear an unaffordable bridesmaid’s dress that will only be worn once it is not the best idea to expect the bridesmaid to pay for her dress. Whereas if the bride is flexible and is happy for the bridesmaid to choose a dress of her own that fits the brides ideas, style and colour scheme, then it is reasonable to ask her to pay for the dress, since it is likely it will be worn again.

    5. Help the bride with any wedding related DIY, for example personal signs, decorations etc.

    6. Help the bride source any suppliers if asked.

    7. Help coordinate and clarify travel arrangements and arrival times for wedding party with the best man.

    8. Attend the wedding rehearsal if required.

    DAY OF THE WEDDING

    The chief bridesmaid has one of the most notable and important roles on the wedding day. Primarily she will help ensure the smooth running of the schedule on the day. She will also coordinate and work with the best man to carefully manage any potential problems, issues or areas of concern on the day.

    Tasks to undertake:

    1. Be prepared to act as the bride’s go-to-girl, problem solver or main point of contact.
    Stay calm and be there to offer assistance to the wedding party or guests as required.

    2. Help guide the other bridesmaids, flower girl and page boys when getting ready.

    3. Ensure the bride eats and stays hydrated on the morning of the wedding day.

    4. Be with the bride whilst she has her hair and make-up done.

    5. Help the bride get into her dress.

    6. Ensure the bride, bridesmaids and flower girl have and hold their bouquets.

    7. Reconfirm all ceremony duties for bridesmaids, flower girls and page boys.

    8. Help guide the bridal party to their respective cars to take them to the ceremony venue.

    9. Leave for church in the car with the bride’s mother and the other bridesmaids.

    10. Await the arrival of the bride and help her out of the car.

    11. Help the bride out of the car, paying careful attention to the bouquet, dress, veil and train.

    CEREMONY

    1. Ensure the procession is lined up correctly.

    2. Assist the bride with arranging/adjusting her dress, train and veil before she walks down the aisle.

    3. Follow the bride and her father in the Processional, along with the bridesmaids down the aisle.

    4. Help the bride arrange her train and veil at the altar.
    Possibly take back the brides veil during the ceremony.

    5. Hold the bride’s bouquet during the ceremony.

    6. Make sure the other bridesmaids, flower girls and page boys are in place.
    Be responsible for the flower girl (if there is one).

    7. Witness the signing of the register if required.

    8. Replace the bride’s veil, if requested.
    Hand back the bride’s bouquet before she departs with her new husband during the Recessional.

    9. Depart the ceremony venue with the best man, along with the bridesmaids and ushers.

    10. Help distribute confetti after the ceremony for photo opportunities.

    11. Be prepared to help guide and assist guests to the reception.

    12. Leave the church accompanied by the best man after the bride and groom.

    13. Depart for the reception with any other bridesmaids and best man after the bride and groom.

    RECEPTION

    1. Be on hand to assist the bride as required throughout the wedding day, making sure she has everything she needs.

    2. Assist the bride throughout the day to ensure her appearance, hair, makeup, dress, train and veil are in order.

    3. Be responsible for the bride’s bouquet.

    4. Help get people organised for photographs.

    5. Help receive and store the wedding gifts.

    6. Be part of the receiving line, if there is one.

    7. Maybe make a short speech and a toast to the bride and groom.

    8. Help the bride with a change of clothes, if required, after the reception and before the evening celebrations.

    9. Assist the bride (and groom) when they depart at the end of the night. For example, a change of clothes; managing any special requests or surprises; ensuring all guests know the bride and groom are departing and to gather them for a final send-off; ensuring their transport is punctual and as required.

    10. Ensure the bride and groom’s luggage, champagne and flowers are delivered to their bridal suite and that the bridal suite is as required.

    11. Ensure wedding gifts are removed accordingly or stored safely.

    12. Ensure any items left behind by wedding party or guests are stored safely.

    AFTER THE WEDDING
    1. Assist the bride in returning any hired items.

    2. Help the bride retrieve any personal items stored at the venue.
    Duties of a Chief Bridesmaid BEFORE THE WEDDING There are a wide range of jobs for the Chief Brides Maid to do during the months of the bride’s engagement, for instance: 1. Help the bride choose and shop for her wedding dress and accessories, as well as any change of clothes on the wedding day. 2. Help select the dresses and accessories for the bridesmaids. 3. Manage and oversee the bridesmaids, making sure they coordinate and are kept updated on all appointments, trials, fittings, decisions and schedules. 4. Act as the bride’s problem solver should any bridesmaids have any issues relating to their own roles and responsibilities. TIP: most problems arise over money so it’s sensible to establish early on who is paying for the bridesmaid’s dresses and accessories. Nowadays there is no set rule and depends on the requirements and flexibility of the bride and the cost of the dresses. For example if the bridesmaid is a student or unemployed without an income and the bride wants her to wear an unaffordable bridesmaid’s dress that will only be worn once it is not the best idea to expect the bridesmaid to pay for her dress. Whereas if the bride is flexible and is happy for the bridesmaid to choose a dress of her own that fits the brides ideas, style and colour scheme, then it is reasonable to ask her to pay for the dress, since it is likely it will be worn again. 5. Help the bride with any wedding related DIY, for example personal signs, decorations etc. 6. Help the bride source any suppliers if asked. 7. Help coordinate and clarify travel arrangements and arrival times for wedding party with the best man. 8. Attend the wedding rehearsal if required. DAY OF THE WEDDING The chief bridesmaid has one of the most notable and important roles on the wedding day. Primarily she will help ensure the smooth running of the schedule on the day. She will also coordinate and work with the best man to carefully manage any potential problems, issues or areas of concern on the day. Tasks to undertake: 1. Be prepared to act as the bride’s go-to-girl, problem solver or main point of contact. Stay calm and be there to offer assistance to the wedding party or guests as required. 2. Help guide the other bridesmaids, flower girl and page boys when getting ready. 3. Ensure the bride eats and stays hydrated on the morning of the wedding day. 4. Be with the bride whilst she has her hair and make-up done. 5. Help the bride get into her dress. 6. Ensure the bride, bridesmaids and flower girl have and hold their bouquets. 7. Reconfirm all ceremony duties for bridesmaids, flower girls and page boys. 8. Help guide the bridal party to their respective cars to take them to the ceremony venue. 9. Leave for church in the car with the bride’s mother and the other bridesmaids. 10. Await the arrival of the bride and help her out of the car. 11. Help the bride out of the car, paying careful attention to the bouquet, dress, veil and train. CEREMONY 1. Ensure the procession is lined up correctly. 2. Assist the bride with arranging/adjusting her dress, train and veil before she walks down the aisle. 3. Follow the bride and her father in the Processional, along with the bridesmaids down the aisle. 4. Help the bride arrange her train and veil at the altar. Possibly take back the brides veil during the ceremony. 5. Hold the bride’s bouquet during the ceremony. 6. Make sure the other bridesmaids, flower girls and page boys are in place. Be responsible for the flower girl (if there is one). 7. Witness the signing of the register if required. 8. Replace the bride’s veil, if requested. Hand back the bride’s bouquet before she departs with her new husband during the Recessional. 9. Depart the ceremony venue with the best man, along with the bridesmaids and ushers. 10. Help distribute confetti after the ceremony for photo opportunities. 11. Be prepared to help guide and assist guests to the reception. 12. Leave the church accompanied by the best man after the bride and groom. 13. Depart for the reception with any other bridesmaids and best man after the bride and groom. RECEPTION 1. Be on hand to assist the bride as required throughout the wedding day, making sure she has everything she needs. 2. Assist the bride throughout the day to ensure her appearance, hair, makeup, dress, train and veil are in order. 3. Be responsible for the bride’s bouquet. 4. Help get people organised for photographs. 5. Help receive and store the wedding gifts. 6. Be part of the receiving line, if there is one. 7. Maybe make a short speech and a toast to the bride and groom. 8. Help the bride with a change of clothes, if required, after the reception and before the evening celebrations. 9. Assist the bride (and groom) when they depart at the end of the night. For example, a change of clothes; managing any special requests or surprises; ensuring all guests know the bride and groom are departing and to gather them for a final send-off; ensuring their transport is punctual and as required. 10. Ensure the bride and groom’s luggage, champagne and flowers are delivered to their bridal suite and that the bridal suite is as required. 11. Ensure wedding gifts are removed accordingly or stored safely. 12. Ensure any items left behind by wedding party or guests are stored safely. AFTER THE WEDDING 1. Assist the bride in returning any hired items. 2. Help the bride retrieve any personal items stored at the venue.
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  • A COLD WAR
    I entered a keke, and a woman and her 7 year old son were sitting beside me in the keke. It was raining and all the twilight girls (prost!tutes) were standing by the roadside.

    The boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?

    His Mother replied; “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work."

    The keke driver turned around and said;
    “Why don’t you tell him the truth?.
    Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money. Said the keke driver”

    The boy’s eyes got wide and asked; “Mummy
    is that true?”
    His mother, glaring hard at the keke driver replied; “Yes.!!”
    After a few minutes, the boy asked; “Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?"

    She replied; “Most of them become keke
    drivers.🙆🏽‍♂🙆🏽‍♂🙆🏽‍♂

    Up till now, combined road safety officers and passengers are still trying hard to see if they can separate the f!ght between the woman and the driver.

    Me, I quickly used the opportunity to come down and leave without paying

    Copied
    A COLD WAR 🤣🤣 I entered a keke, and a woman and her 7 year old son were sitting beside me in the keke. It was raining and all the twilight girls (prost!tutes) were standing by the roadside. The boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing? His Mother replied; “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work." The keke driver turned around and said; “Why don’t you tell him the truth?. Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money. Said the keke driver” The boy’s eyes got wide and asked; “Mummy is that true?” His mother, glaring hard at the keke driver replied; “Yes.!!” After a few minutes, the boy asked; “Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?" She replied; “Most of them become keke drivers.🙆🏽‍♂🙆🏽‍♂🙆🏽‍♂ Up till now, combined road safety officers and passengers are still trying hard to see if they can separate the f!ght between the woman and the driver. Me, I quickly used the opportunity to come down and leave without paying🏃🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Copied
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  • THE COCKROACH's CHOICE

    Three hungry cockroaches came to a farmer and asked him for food. He willingly offered them some bread and some cheese. They ate to satisfaction and saved food to take home to their families.

    Upon leaving, the farmer told them,
    "Listen roaches, instead of begging for food as you always do, why don't I offer you a job in my farm? We offer good pay, food, and protection for your families."

    The cockroaches asked,
    "What work do we have to do, and how much salary do we get?"

    The farmer answered,
    "There are four positions available in my farm, with each having a different pay. It's up to you to choose which of them you prefer! The worker whose job is to inform my chickens that food is ready gets paid $3,000 every month. The worker whose job is to peel and slice my garlic gets $5,000 monthly. The worker whose job is to chase pesky lizards out of the farm gets $4,000 every month. And lastly, the worker whose job is to sing and dance for my goats gets only $250 monthly. You can make your choice now!"

    The first cockroach exclaimed,
    "I choose the $5,000 job! I want to peel and slice your garlic!"

    The second cockroach chorused,
    "I want the $4,000 job! Let me chase the pesky lizards out of the farm!

    The third cockroach thought for a long moment, then said surprisingly,
    "I would prefer the $250 job! I want to sing and dance for your goats!"

    For a moment, the two other cockroaches glared at her and thought she was very dumb.
    "How could she have chosen the lowest paying job in the farm? Is she that silly and unreasonable?" they thought within themselves.

    The following morning, the three cockroaches arrived for their first day of work. However, as they began their duties, the first and the second cockroaches died all of a sudden.

    The curious farmer then called the third cockroach and asked,
    "Tell me, why did you choose the lowest paying job?"

    She took a deep breath and answered,
    "Firstly, chickens favourite food is cockroaches- why would I choose a job where I have to go close to chickens? Secondly, the pungent smell of garlic can quickly kill a cockroach- why would I choose a job where I have to peel and slice garlic? Thirdly, lizards love to snack and prey on cockroaches- why would I choose a job where I have to chase lizards out of the farm? It's not about the money at all, it's about putting my life into consideration."

    LESSON TO LEARN:
    Be careful of the deals you accept from people. Don't jump into every offer made to you. Don't be so blinded by money and material things that you refuse to pause and carefully consider the ramifications before taking a decision. Be wise!
    THE COCKROACH's CHOICE Three hungry cockroaches came to a farmer and asked him for food. He willingly offered them some bread and some cheese. They ate to satisfaction and saved food to take home to their families. Upon leaving, the farmer told them, "Listen roaches, instead of begging for food as you always do, why don't I offer you a job in my farm? We offer good pay, food, and protection for your families." The cockroaches asked, "What work do we have to do, and how much salary do we get?" The farmer answered, "There are four positions available in my farm, with each having a different pay. It's up to you to choose which of them you prefer! The worker whose job is to inform my chickens that food is ready gets paid $3,000 every month. The worker whose job is to peel and slice my garlic gets $5,000 monthly. The worker whose job is to chase pesky lizards out of the farm gets $4,000 every month. And lastly, the worker whose job is to sing and dance for my goats gets only $250 monthly. You can make your choice now!" The first cockroach exclaimed, "I choose the $5,000 job! I want to peel and slice your garlic!" The second cockroach chorused, "I want the $4,000 job! Let me chase the pesky lizards out of the farm! The third cockroach thought for a long moment, then said surprisingly, "I would prefer the $250 job! I want to sing and dance for your goats!" For a moment, the two other cockroaches glared at her and thought she was very dumb. "How could she have chosen the lowest paying job in the farm? Is she that silly and unreasonable?" they thought within themselves. The following morning, the three cockroaches arrived for their first day of work. However, as they began their duties, the first and the second cockroaches died all of a sudden. The curious farmer then called the third cockroach and asked, "Tell me, why did you choose the lowest paying job?" She took a deep breath and answered, "Firstly, chickens favourite food is cockroaches- why would I choose a job where I have to go close to chickens? Secondly, the pungent smell of garlic can quickly kill a cockroach- why would I choose a job where I have to peel and slice garlic? Thirdly, lizards love to snack and prey on cockroaches- why would I choose a job where I have to chase lizards out of the farm? It's not about the money at all, it's about putting my life into consideration." LESSON TO LEARN: Be careful of the deals you accept from people. Don't jump into every offer made to you. Don't be so blinded by money and material things that you refuse to pause and carefully consider the ramifications before taking a decision. Be wise!
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    Boat mishaps: FG presents 3,500 life jacks to Lagos waterways authority

    It’s nonsense to accuse Tinubu of imposing one party system – Presidency

    NERC issues guidelines on third-party electricity bill collections

    Tinubu’s reforms will address energy debt crisis, says ECN

    Over 4,000 teachers fail national qualifying exam

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    Abuja residents not paying taxes my greatest challenge – Wike

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    Menstrual Hygiene Day: First Lady canvasses end to period poverty

    NUC accredits medicine, law, others at Benson Idahosa varsity

    Teenager gets university scholarship, N5m for creativity

    Mid-term: Buhari hails Tinubu, urges Nigerians to moderate expectations

    Buhari cites medical reason for absence at ECOWAS 50th anniversary

    Address security challenges, Onaiyekan urges Tinubu

    Coronation Merchant Bank reports N13.4bn PBT

    Kwale Gas honoured in China

    S’Court judgment validates my tenure as PDP secretary, says Anyanwu

    Secretariat: PDP decries continued closure despite Tinubu’s order

    2027: Obi’s ally dumps LP, joins APC to work for Tinubu’s reelection

    Osun 2026: NIWA boss blasts PDP, denies selling bank shares to Ponzi scheme

    Aiyedatiwa sets up anti-land grabbing taskforce in Ondo

    Edo gov considers amnesty for cultists, illegal arms possessors

    Umahi not controlling me, says Nwifuru

    Makinde hands over medical equipment to Adeoyo state hospital

    Delta IGR rises from N83bn to N158bn in 2024 – Oborevwori

    Jigawa Assembly demands financial prudence from LGs

    Bayelsa seeks justice for slain 26-year-old

    NSF: Ogun Athletes protest over delayed allowances

    Ogun govt slams ‘impatient’ athletes after sports festival protest

    Bauchi establishes 10 more fire stations

    N8.5bn spent on cultural festivals sponsorship – LASG

    Osun students, teachers lament nightfall WAEC exam

    LASPPA registers 3,800 service providers, generates N3.5bn

    30,000 Akwa Ibom youths to benefit from job initiative

    Oyo Catholic Church sealed, fined N500,000 over sewage disposal

    Bodies of three family members recovered from Lagos collapsed building

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    *TODAY IN HISTORY*

    * On this day in 1999, Olusegun Obasanjo became the civilian president of Nigeria after 16 years of military rule. The former Army general and military ruler ruled the country till 2007.

    * On this day in 1953, Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay conquered Mount Everest. The first successful ascent of the world’s highest mountain came after Tom Bourdillon and Charles Evans had come within 100 meters of the summit just three days previously.

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    You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming. – Pablo Neruda

    Good morning

    *Compiled by Hon. Osuji George osujis@yahoo.com, +234-8122200446*
    *SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES+, 29/05/2025* Fed Govt to pay N45,000 monthly stipend to technical college students Only $1.23bn external borrowing plan for 2025, says FG DMO’s N300bn Sukuk attracts over N2.2tr in subscriptions SEC warns Nigerians against unregistered Silverkuun investment scheme African literature giant Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’o dies at 87 4 Herders, Cattle Killed In Fresh Plateau Attacks Motorists lament as ECOWAS summit grounds traffic in Lagos Unity Cup: Dessers scores as S’Eagles beat Ghana 2-1 in London Musk to exit US govt role after rare break with Trump US suspends student visas as Harvard protests Trump’s cuts Chile govt proposes to legalise abortion S’Africa overtakes Nigeria as Africa’s top fuel importer – Report Nigeria, Germany begin review of draft hydrogen policy Nigerians hit as Canada announces new immigration cap Over 100,000 Cameroonians, other asylum-seekers in Nigeria – Report Nigerian Pilgrim Returns Missing N8.2m To Russian Owner In Makkah *Our Error* Yesterday, we said ECOWAS was established on May 28, 1975 with headquarters in Abuja. That is wriong. It was established on that date but had its headquarters in Lagos. The error is regretted. ---------------------------- *DID YOU KNOW?* * About 75% of the Earth’s volcanoes are roughly arranged in the shape of a horseshoe in the Pacific Ocean. This zone is called the Pacific Ring of Fire and about 90% of all earthquakes also occur in this region. * Black Sapote, a fruit native to Central and South America, tastes like chocolate and sweet custard. ---------------------------- Mid-term: Security, economy improving under my watch — Tinubu ECOWAS at 50: Tinubu urges unity as Gowon seeks return of departed members Tinubu hails Gov Abiodun at 65 Akpabio constitutes standing committees for SSDC, SEDC, NWDC, SWDC, NCDC Tinubu saved Nigeria’s economy from collapse, says Kalu N’Assembly set to transmit tax bills to president Emergency rule: Rivers N1.48tn budget scales second reading in Senate Senate passes N1.8trn 2025 FCT budget Senate passes Nigeria Police Trust Fund’s N124.2bn 2024 budget Senate seeks security beef up in Taraba, Bauchi, Plateau boundaries Reps raise alarm over state of Nigerian missions in America Bill seeking 15% women enlistment in Army advances I’m ready for trial but police must probe Akpabio, Bello – Natasha Emefiele appeals final forfeiture order of 753 housing units estate Kanu admitted smuggling radio transmitter into Nigeria – DSS’ witness 127 foreign nationals arrested in Kano for alleged cybercrimes, others Naira abuse: Kano TikToker, Murja Kunya, gets six-month jail term NSA faults Amnesty, says report of 10,000 killed in violence false Northwest safer now than before, says Theatre Commander Military arrests four Pakistanis over alleged terror links NSCDC seals Chinese security firm, six others in Abuja Minister vows full WAEC CBT shift next year FG’s Sukuk breaks record with 735% oversubscription FG unveils digital village with free internet for Abuja community Boat mishaps: FG presents 3,500 life jacks to Lagos waterways authority It’s nonsense to accuse Tinubu of imposing one party system – Presidency NERC issues guidelines on third-party electricity bill collections Tinubu’s reforms will address energy debt crisis, says ECN Over 4,000 teachers fail national qualifying exam NEDC commissions 13 projects in Borno Abuja residents not paying taxes my greatest challenge – Wike Expect Ground Rent Hike, Wike Tells Abuja Property Owners Menstrual Hygiene Day: First Lady canvasses end to period poverty NUC accredits medicine, law, others at Benson Idahosa varsity Teenager gets university scholarship, N5m for creativity Mid-term: Buhari hails Tinubu, urges Nigerians to moderate expectations Buhari cites medical reason for absence at ECOWAS 50th anniversary Address security challenges, Onaiyekan urges Tinubu Coronation Merchant Bank reports N13.4bn PBT Kwale Gas honoured in China S’Court judgment validates my tenure as PDP secretary, says Anyanwu Secretariat: PDP decries continued closure despite Tinubu’s order 2027: Obi’s ally dumps LP, joins APC to work for Tinubu’s reelection Osun 2026: NIWA boss blasts PDP, denies selling bank shares to Ponzi scheme Aiyedatiwa sets up anti-land grabbing taskforce in Ondo Edo gov considers amnesty for cultists, illegal arms possessors Umahi not controlling me, says Nwifuru Makinde hands over medical equipment to Adeoyo state hospital Delta IGR rises from N83bn to N158bn in 2024 – Oborevwori Jigawa Assembly demands financial prudence from LGs Bayelsa seeks justice for slain 26-year-old NSF: Ogun Athletes protest over delayed allowances Ogun govt slams ‘impatient’ athletes after sports festival protest Bauchi establishes 10 more fire stations N8.5bn spent on cultural festivals sponsorship – LASG Osun students, teachers lament nightfall WAEC exam LASPPA registers 3,800 service providers, generates N3.5bn 30,000 Akwa Ibom youths to benefit from job initiative Oyo Catholic Church sealed, fined N500,000 over sewage disposal Bodies of three family members recovered from Lagos collapsed building Rivers pastor in police net for defiling 10-year-old girl Lagos farmer jailed 14 years for defiling daughter Spinal cord patient seeks help, laments hardship for 22 years Enugu community discovers underground pits where ritualist buries victims alive ---------------------------- *TODAY IN HISTORY* * On this day in 1999, Olusegun Obasanjo became the civilian president of Nigeria after 16 years of military rule. The former Army general and military ruler ruled the country till 2007. * On this day in 1953, Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay conquered Mount Everest. The first successful ascent of the world’s highest mountain came after Tom Bourdillon and Charles Evans had come within 100 meters of the summit just three days previously. ---------------------------- You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming. – Pablo Neruda Good morning *Compiled by Hon. Osuji George osujis@yahoo.com, +234-8122200446*
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