Morning jokes 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 1 it is not yet over until it's over every way. That's my reply to my ex when she wants to leave me for another man 🤣🤣🤣🤣. 2. Promise is not a good name. Since my in-laws promised to renovate our family compound three years ago, we haven't seen them with my sister 🤣🤣. When I have a child, I will name her Comfort so that she will comfort me. 🤣 3. You can still be fat and your wife will leave you because you cannot act like a man. Women know what they want in marriage. It's not just about body or money alone. Wisdom! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 4. My brother, she can still block you from calling her with the phone you bought and the SIM card. Women are quick to forget. Fear them! 😂😂😂😂 5. Having a boyfriend who has a female bestie is confusing. My sister, what if the bestie is her side chick? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 6. 🤣 To give someone your heart is not hard. But to give your life to Christ, some people will still want to travel to Jerusalem first before believing Jesus is the son of God 😂😂😂 . 7. 🙆 Lack of data will make you think you are the poorest person in this life. 😂😂😂 8. White soup, 3500; pepper soup rice, 2500; pizza and shawarma, a miracle! You alone? And you are calling it common? Well done, what a wife material! 9. Stopped going home with your man, Pollo. Abigail, you didn't hear? Pollo, where the pastor gave you a boyfriend to wear to church, you wore it to the nightclub. The pastor met you at the nightclub, now there's a problem! 🤣🤣🤣 In the church 10. An Igbo man, even in front of me and my father, you will tell my mother. Nne, come, I will do you well. Now my papa is vexed, came back from the market, and we are waiting for mama to come back. Who knows what will happen next? 🤫🤫🤫🤫 Please follow me for more interesting jokes daily

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I saw a lot of mumies still awake last night even T 11 and 12 midnight ….. Not sleeping well (sleep deprivation) can make it harder to get pregnant because: 1. It affects your hormones – your body needs good sleep to balance fertility hormones like estrogen and progesterone. 2. It can stop ovulation – poor sleep can confuse your cycle and delay or stop egg release. 3. It causes stress – and stress can reduce your chances of getting pregnant. 4. It weakens the immune system – which can affect how your body supports pregnancy. 5. It may reduce egg quality – sleep helps your body repair and grow healthy eggs. So, sleeping 7–8 hours each night can help improve your fertility. #Sleep #viralreelsシ #fyp #trending #ttc

*InspiredMoment!* *No matter how busy we are time is created to eat. This is why most offices have a break time or "eating time." We eat to maintain our physical strength. This explains why you must also create "learning time" in your daily schedule no matter how busy you are. You need the feeding of your soul daily to grow and evolve into higher versions of you. It's the growth within you that makes your life go beyond limits. If you are not learning you are going out of relevance gradually.*

Ginger or Turmeric—Which Juice Wins for You? 🤔 Sip your way to glowing skin, better digestion & more! How to Make: 🔸 Ginger Shot: Blend 1 tbsp grated ginger + ½ cup water. Strain. Add ½ tsp lemon juice. 🔸 Turmeric Shot: Blend 1 tbsp fresh turmeric + ½ cup water. Strain. Add a pinch of black pepper for better absorption. Bonus Tip: Take on an empty stomach for best detox results. Combine both weekly to balance gut, skin & mood! Disclaimer: Not suitable for people with gallbladder issues or those on blood thinners. Always consult your doctor if unsure.

Wizkid was asked in an interview if he would allow his son to go into music in order to carry on his legacy. 🗣️🗣️ "Honestly, I don’t want my son to go into music. I’ve always told him that. He can do anything else, but not music. I would actually love to see him play football — maybe become the next Ronaldo. That would make me really happy."

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*👉BUSY HERE AND THERE; YET THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS LOST🙏* "As the king was passing by, he cried out to the king and told him, “Your servant went out into the middle of the battle, and a soldier turned aside, brought a prisoner to me, and told me, *‘Guard this man. If he turns up missing for any reason at all, you’ll pay for it with your life* or be fined one talentr of silver.’ While your servant was busy here and there, the prisoner escaped.” The king told him, “By your actions you’ve earned the proper judgment!” 1 Kings 20:39-40 I just looked at the book by John Maxwell titled MAKE TODAY COUNT. He said:" *_Any realistic assessment of priorities in any area of life must start with a realistic assessment of what a person must do._"* It is so sad that a lot of people have lost the opportunity of achieving their most important goals or assignments in life because they got busy with other things that are transitory, pedestrian and unprofitable to their main purposes. The only job given to that soldier was to just guard or keep one man. Look at Luke 10:40-42 [Amplified]: "But Martha was very busy and distracted with all of her serving responsibilities; and she approached Him and said, “Lord, is it of no concern to You that my sister has left me to do the serving alone? Tell her to help me and do her part.” But the Lord replied to her, *“Martha, Martha, you are worried and bothered and anxious about so many things; but only one thing is necessary,* for Mary has chosen the good part [that which is to her advantage], which will not be taken away from her.” Oh dear Lord, please help me not to lose fellowship with you, or fail in getting people saved or in performing my essential works in life by being busy with other things in life in Jesus Christ name. Amen. Good morning. Amanim🙏

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 A couple was filing for a divorce in court, they both wanted to share the kids equally but unfortunately they had three children. WIFE: your honour, I will go with two kids while he goes with one, I'm their mother and my children will not grow without the presence of their mum😏 Husband: No your honor, I'm the one who's going away with two kids while she goes with one, I'm their father and I have to be present for my children 😏 JUDGE: You both want to go away with two kids, what are we going to do now? Husband and his Wife step out of the boxes and start whispering into each other's ears. Few minutes later, they smile and say "Your honor, we've come to a conclusion, give us a year, we will come again with this matter. We want to make another kid so we'll be able to share the children equally" 🤭 Nine months later, they were blessed with twins 😂🙆‍♂️ Trouble continues 🥰 I fear marriage.🤣

You’re pretty, she’s pretty. You don’t have to say it’s because she uses filters, better camera, makeup, surgery or whatever. You both can be pretty together. We are all pretty girls. Don’t bring down another to make yourself feel better, that’s an inferiority complex.🧏🏽‍♀️💖

Psalm 91:1-10 1 Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.[a] 2 I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.” 3 Surely he will save you from the fowler’s snare and from the deadly pestilence. 4 He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart. 5 You will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day, 6 nor the pestilence that stalks in the darkness, nor the plague that destroys at midday. 7 A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. 8 You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked. 9 If you say, “The Lord is my refuge,” and you make the Most High your dwelling, 10 no harm will overtake you, no disaster will come near your tent.

U look me finish invite me for couples night make i come with my mama abi?