Todays best jokes 😂😂 1. As soon as they notice your relationship is very smooth BOOM they tell your partner what you did in 1944😁😁😁😂 Confy Bae ✍️ ♥️ 2. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anus, the devil will always whisper, ''now smell your fingers my child''.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘 #keepsmilingkeepshining 3. ..You stay awake till 12:00am just to tell someone's girlfriend happy birthday Accurate time ⌚keeper... Weldon Sir! Assistant boyfriend😂😂😂😘😂😂😂😂 4. “I miss you”...”I miss you too” is the anthem for long distance relationship .”I wish you are here” is the chorus😂🤣😂😂😂😂 5. iPhone 13 is out....this one does not play music,the artist comes out and perform it live😂 I move 🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂😂😂 6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?" Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!😀😀😀😂😂😂😂 #keepsmiling 7. Dating a fat girl is fun, until u carry her and throw her on the bed and the bed divides like the red sea...🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🙆‍♂️🤪😂😂😂 # 8. When you are single nobody likes you, but once you are in a serious relationship, Boom💥 crushes, witches, admires, wizards, vampires, even ghost appear 🤣🤣🤣 Let me come and be going🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂 # 9. GUCCI said they haven't sold any of their products in Africa; *Abeg wetin una dey wear since?🙄😄😂😂 #Tayob 10. U.S MECHANIC : Sir we think your car is due for service we need to diagonise the car to know the fault sir NAIJA MECHANIC: oga start the car ... off am ..start am again ..give am fire .. tutor am well ..oga e be like say na ur battery ooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 11. All those boys that are plaiting hair and putting on earrings 😇 May God add menstruation to your swag😂😂😂 12. Have you noticed that the person you don't love keeps doing the right thing but the one you love behaves like evil spirit.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 13.People are busy cuddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather ♥️ 14. Thank you so much guys for your dedication towards the growth of this page I thank you so much for riding with me I appreciate you all 💯 so much and wish to keep making you guys smile 💃 💃🌹♥️🌹♥️🌹💃♥️♥️

U go laff taya 😂💔😂 2). 😂 Wrestling is üséless and confusing, how can people without trousers fight for a belt🙆😂😂 😂😂😂😂 3). 😂The way Nigerian girls love money ehn, I'm telling you. You'll get angry and tell a Girl, " Go to hell." She will look at you and be like.. "I don't have transport fare"🏃😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #keepsmilingkeepshining 4). 🤣A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband: You white, me white. Why is baby black? Wife: You hot, me hot. Sëx hot, baby burnt! 😅😅🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #highlights 5). 🤣When you start making money you will understand that weekend is not for washing clothes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😘 #viralreelschallenge 6). 🤣 After a hot slap from from Mom. She will be like "I will not touch you until your dad returns. Abeg is that slap for registration?🙆😂😂 #content 7). 🤣A real sugar must be fat if he is slim he is sugar cane 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘 😎.🤣I hate carelessness, we are fighting and you have are pressing my neck, 😌 what if I d!e.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 9). 🤣I was watching one American film yesterday night with my dad and mum. As we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other and when the guy's hand crossed the girl's private part, I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes in the film😲, even though I knew my dad wanted me to leave the parlour at once. I didn't care. They were still kissing, this time hotter, then they both fell on the bed and the guy was about to open the girl's brà. My dad looked at me with red eyes and shouted "Ikong ekpo have you ironed the car? I replied "yes sir I even spread it on the rope 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #keepsmiling 10).🤣 I will name my daughter pregnant so that when people ask of her name she will be like " oh am pregnant" 🙆🏃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you for reading