• U go laff taya
    2). Wrestling is üséless and confusing, how can people without trousers fight for a belt

    3). The way Nigerian girls love money ehn, I'm telling you.
    You'll get angry and tell a Girl, " Go to hell." She will look at you and be like.. "I don't have transport fare" #keepsmilingkeepshining

    4). A white couple gets a black child.
    Angry husband: You white, me white. Why is baby black?
    Wife: You hot, me hot. Sëx hot, baby burnt! #highlights

    5). When you start making money you will understand that weekend is not for washing clothes #viralreelschallenge

    6). After a hot slap from from Mom. She will be like "I will not touch you until your dad returns. Abeg is that slap for registration?
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    7). A real sugar must be fat if he is slim he is sugar cane

    .I hate carelessness, we are fighting and you have are pressing my neck, what if I d!e.

    9). I was watching one American film yesterday night with my dad and mum. As we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other and when the guy's hand crossed the girl's private part, I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes in the film, even though I knew my dad wanted me to leave the parlour at once. I didn't care. They were still kissing, this time hotter, then they both fell on the bed and the guy was about to open the girl's brà. My dad looked at me with red eyes and shouted "Ikong ekpo have you ironed the car? I replied "yes sir I even spread it on the rope #keepsmiling

    10). I will name my daughter pregnant so that when people ask of her name she will be like " oh am pregnant"
    Thank you for reading
    U go laff taya πŸ˜‚πŸ’”πŸ˜‚ 2). πŸ˜‚ Wrestling is üséless and confusing, how can people without trousers fight for a beltπŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 3). πŸ˜‚The way Nigerian girls love money ehn, I'm telling you. You'll get angry and tell a Girl, " Go to hell." She will look at you and be like.. "I don't have transport fare"πŸƒπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #keepsmilingkeepshining 4). 🀣A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband: You white, me white. Why is baby black? Wife: You hot, me hot. Sëx hot, baby burnt! πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #highlights 5). 🀣When you start making money you will understand that weekend is not for washing clothes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜ #viralreelschallenge 6). 🀣 After a hot slap from from Mom. She will be like "I will not touch you until your dad returns. Abeg is that slap for registration?πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #content 7). 🀣A real sugar must be fat if he is slim he is sugar cane πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜ 😎.🀣I hate carelessness, we are fighting and you have are pressing my neck, 😌 what if I d!e.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 9). 🀣I was watching one American film yesterday night with my dad and mum. As we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other and when the guy's hand crossed the girl's private part, I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes in the film😲, even though I knew my dad wanted me to leave the parlour at once. I didn't care. They were still kissing, this time hotter, then they both fell on the bed and the guy was about to open the girl's brà. My dad looked at me with red eyes and shouted "Ikong ekpo have you ironed the car? I replied "yes sir I even spread it on the rope πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #keepsmiling 10).🀣 I will name my daughter pregnant so that when people ask of her name she will be like " oh am pregnant" πŸ™†πŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Thank you for reading
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