• 10 Hidden Facts About Dennis Bergkamp, The Magician Who Refused to Fly

    He was the kind of player who didn’t just score goals, he painted them. Calm under pressure. Effortless with the ball. And yet, he had one very human flaw: a deep fear of flying.

    Here’s a look into the life of one of football’s most elegant and intelligent players.

    Named after a Manchester United legend
    Dennis was named after Denis Law, his father’s football idol but the Dutch civil registry wouldn’t accept the spelling “Denis,” so he became Dennis. From the start, football was written into his name.

    Bergkamp was academically gifted and began studying mechanical engineering before fully committing to football. That same precision showed in how he passed, controlled, and thought through games. Nothing was ever rushed.

    Teammates and coaches said Bergkamp could recall full game sequences where players ran, what passes were made, and even minor off-the-ball movement. He didn’t just play the game, he saw it differently.

    He started at Ajax, where he was top scorer for four straight seasons. Then came a tough spell at Inter Milan. But it was at Arsenal where he became a legend, helping redefine the club and the Premier League itself.

    After a traumatic flight during the 1994 World Cup where someone reportedly joked about a bomb, Bergkamp developed a severe fear of flying. It wasn’t just nervousness; it was full-blown anxiety. He even consulted psychologists, but the fear persisted.

    When he signed for Arsenal, the club respected his condition rather than forcing change. Arsène Wenger allowed him to skip long away trips in Europe, meaning he didn’t feature in certain Champions League games abroad. Instead, he would travel by train or private car for matches within England or nearby countries even if it took him days.

    Despite missing Champions League away games, Bergkamp remained one of Arsenal’s most consistent players, always ready at Highbury, always delivering magic.

    He created space, slowed time, and made those around him better. He once said, “Behind every pass, there must be a thought.” That was his genius, thinking faster than anyone else.

    Quarterfinals, 1998 World Cup. A 60-yard pass. One touch to control, one to flick past the defender, one to score. Silence, then awe. Even the commentator yelled “Dennis Bergkamp!” three times in disbelief. It was a masterpiece.

    He lived quietly, played loudly
    Unlike many stars, Bergkamp avoided flashy headlines. He was private, humble, and deeply focused on football. After retiring, he coached at Ajax, helping nurture a new generation of talent.

    His legacy is carved in silver and memory
    He won league titles and cups with Ajax and Arsenal. He lifted the UEFA Cup with Inter. With the Netherlands, he reached the 1998 World Cup semis and two Euro semifinals. He was Dutch Footballer of the Year, PFA Player of the Year, and a key part of Arsenal’s unbeaten Invincibles.

    Which of his goals is your favorite the World Cup goal or that Newcastle turn?

    #DennisBergkamp #BergkampFacts #ArsenalLegend #NonFlyingDutchman #FootballPoetry #1998WorldCup #PremierLeagueIcons #Ajax #Invincibles #FootballHistory #EleganceInMotion
    🇳🇱⚽ 10 Hidden Facts About Dennis Bergkamp, The Magician Who Refused to Fly He was the kind of player who didn’t just score goals, he painted them. Calm under pressure. Effortless with the ball. And yet, he had one very human flaw: a deep fear of flying. Here’s a look into the life of one of football’s most elegant and intelligent players. ✅ Named after a Manchester United legend Dennis was named after Denis Law, his father’s football idol but the Dutch civil registry wouldn’t accept the spelling “Denis,” so he became Dennis. From the start, football was written into his name. ✅ Bergkamp was academically gifted and began studying mechanical engineering before fully committing to football. That same precision showed in how he passed, controlled, and thought through games. Nothing was ever rushed. ✅ Teammates and coaches said Bergkamp could recall full game sequences where players ran, what passes were made, and even minor off-the-ball movement. He didn’t just play the game, he saw it differently. ✅ He started at Ajax, where he was top scorer for four straight seasons. Then came a tough spell at Inter Milan. But it was at Arsenal where he became a legend, helping redefine the club and the Premier League itself. ✅ After a traumatic flight during the 1994 World Cup where someone reportedly joked about a bomb, Bergkamp developed a severe fear of flying. It wasn’t just nervousness; it was full-blown anxiety. He even consulted psychologists, but the fear persisted. When he signed for Arsenal, the club respected his condition rather than forcing change. Arsène Wenger allowed him to skip long away trips in Europe, meaning he didn’t feature in certain Champions League games abroad. Instead, he would travel by train or private car for matches within England or nearby countries even if it took him days. ✅ Despite missing Champions League away games, Bergkamp remained one of Arsenal’s most consistent players, always ready at Highbury, always delivering magic. ✅ He created space, slowed time, and made those around him better. He once said, “Behind every pass, there must be a thought.” That was his genius, thinking faster than anyone else. ✅ Quarterfinals, 1998 World Cup. A 60-yard pass. One touch to control, one to flick past the defender, one to score. Silence, then awe. Even the commentator yelled “Dennis Bergkamp!” three times in disbelief. It was a masterpiece. ✅ He lived quietly, played loudly Unlike many stars, Bergkamp avoided flashy headlines. He was private, humble, and deeply focused on football. After retiring, he coached at Ajax, helping nurture a new generation of talent. ✅ His legacy is carved in silver and memory He won league titles and cups with Ajax and Arsenal. He lifted the UEFA Cup with Inter. With the Netherlands, he reached the 1998 World Cup semis and two Euro semifinals. He was Dutch Footballer of the Year, PFA Player of the Year, and a key part of Arsenal’s unbeaten Invincibles. 💬 Which of his goals is your favorite the World Cup goal or that Newcastle turn? #DennisBergkamp #BergkampFacts #ArsenalLegend #NonFlyingDutchman #FootballPoetry #1998WorldCup #PremierLeagueIcons #Ajax #Invincibles #FootballHistory #EleganceInMotion
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  • It is 9am
    *It is Time for Holy Spirit worship.*

    _You can take a quick break from whatever you are doing and say this prayer. (If possilbe You may lift your hands or kneel)_
    ****'**********
    Holy Spirit of the Living God, I welcome You into my life, my home and my businesses.

    Help me today not to grieve You in any way as I lay myself down in total worship and surrender to you.

    I consecrate my body, soul and spirit to You oh Lord my creator, companion and Helper.

    May all that I say and do today be directed by you to bring glory to the Father. Amen.

    ****************
    The *Last Day Worship Network*, setup by our man of God, Prophet Isaiah Macwealth, is geared towards promoting the expressive and demonstrative worship of God through a daily three-time act of worship to declare and publish the name and greatness of the LORD in homes, offices, organizations, in nations all around the world, and for generations to come.

    We have a daily three-time act of worship:

    - 9am – Holy Spirit Worship
    - 12Noon – Jesus Worship
    - 6pm – God worship

    *Do not forget to observe your 12Noon and 6pm worship break.*
    🔔 It is 9am 🕘 *It is Time for Holy Spirit worship.* 🙌🙌 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ _You can take a quick break from whatever you are doing and say this prayer. (If possilbe You may lift your hands or kneel)_ ****'********** Holy Spirit of the Living God, I welcome You into my life, my home and my businesses. Help me today not to grieve You in any way as I lay myself down in total worship and surrender to you. 🙇‍♀️ I consecrate my body, soul and spirit to You oh Lord my creator, companion and Helper. May all that I say and do today be directed by you to bring glory to the Father. Amen. **************** ▫️ The *Last Day Worship Network*, setup by our man of God, Prophet Isaiah Macwealth, is geared towards promoting the expressive and demonstrative worship of God through a daily three-time act of worship to declare and publish the name and greatness of the LORD in homes, offices, organizations, in nations all around the world, and for generations to come. We have a daily three-time act of worship: - 9am – Holy Spirit Worship - 12Noon – Jesus Worship - 6pm – God worship ⚠️ *Do not forget to observe your 12Noon and 6pm worship break.*
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  • *1 DAY LEFT*

    Today, it's 1 day to our JCI Abuja Metro's July General Assembly, scheduled as follows:
    Date: Sunday, July 6, 2025
    Time: 3:00 PM
    Venue: NICON Luxury Hotel, Abuja.

    Join us for an unforgettable experience featuring our esteemed guests, including: JCI International Vice President, Chairman of the Real Estate Developers Association Abuja Chapter, Distinguished guests from various sectors

    Expect:
    - Valuable knowledge sharing and inspiration.
    - Excellent networking opportunities to connect with like-minded individuals and build meaningful relationships
    - A catalyst for personal growth and community impact

    Be our guest!

    Regards,
    _TABUANU OGHENECHOVWEN NANCY_
    President, JCI Abuja Metro
    *1 DAY LEFT💃💃💃💃💃* Today, it's 1 day to our JCI Abuja Metro's July General Assembly, scheduled as follows: 📅 Date: Sunday, July 6, 2025 ⏰ Time: 3:00 PM 🏡 Venue: NICON Luxury Hotel, Abuja. Join us for an unforgettable experience featuring our esteemed guests, including: JCI International Vice President, Chairman of the Real Estate Developers Association Abuja Chapter, Distinguished guests from various sectors Expect: - Valuable knowledge sharing and inspiration. - Excellent networking opportunities to connect with like-minded individuals and build meaningful relationships - A catalyst for personal growth and community impact Be our guest! Regards, _TABUANU OGHENECHOVWEN NANCY_ President, JCI Abuja Metro
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  • I will never forget the day when my dad found me looking *_for my uniform in his wallet._*
    I will never forget the day when my dad found me looking *_for my uniform in his wallet.😔😂_*
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  • You see ehn… the day my husband embarrassed me in front of his family, I begged the ground to open and swallow me. But ground say “Lailai, collect your breakfast with your chest.”

    That day, I died small. But I resurrected with sense. Nigerian woman sense. You know that version of you that’s quiet because she’s in love? I buried her that day and brought out my ancestors.

    Let me gist you.

    I was that “wife material” they write motivational quotes about. Always covering my husband in front of my people. Always defending him, carrying him like raw egg. Na me dey always say, “Baby is tired,” “Honey didn’t mean it,” “Please let’s not judge him.”

    I used to beg my own parents to understand him.

    Until one Sunday afternoon at his family compound I can never forget. It was supposed to be a simple lunch. I made efo riro, pounded yam and bush meat. I even helped bath his junior sister’s twins. Washed their plates. Joined his mum in the kitchen. Even gave his father money for his meds.

    Next thing his elder brother started cracking a ****** joke about how I was “barren” and should focus more on producing children instead of seasoning meat. And do you know what my husband did?

    He laughed.

    Laughed o!
    Not nervous laugh. I mean loud “my-brother-you’re-too-much” type of laugh. Like say dem just pop champagne.

    He laughed and said, “You know say this one no dey hear word, always forming independent woman.”
    His mum chuckled and said, “She needs deliverance. That’s how these Lagos girls behave.”
    And his younger sister added pepper, “No be so we talk am before he marry am? She dey do pass herself.”

    I looked at my husband. My eyes begged him to stop the disrespect. But instead, he turned to me and said, “Don’t take it personal na. We’re just playing.”

    Playing??? On top my womb?! My dignity?!

    From that moment, I changed.

    I became HER. The version of me that removes wrapper, ties trousers and enters ring.

    Gone was the soft babe. I returned his energy without blinking.

    You come back home late? I no ask you anything. I sef dey enter 10pm with high heels and a sachet of shawarma.
    He said I wasn’t cooking again? No wahala. I shifted the pots to one side and downloaded Jollof Plug on my phone.

    He wanted war, I gave him military parade.

    One night, he sat me down. Looking confused.
    “Baby, what did I do wrong?”
    I gave him the kind of stare that says, “Na today your eye clear?”

    I said, “You did everything wrong. And your apology is ten guests late.”

    Still he tried to gaslight me with puppy eyes. That day I turned to Odogwu the 1st of my father’s compound.
    I told him straight:
    “If you’re looking for a fool in love, go back to your village square. This one don graduate with certificate in war tactics.”

    Next thing… his family began planning new wife for him.
    Yes! They thought they could frustrate me to leave so they could bring in someone more “traditional”.
    Even brought one slim girl to visit I gave her food laced with pure silence and sideways eyes.

    You know when they saw I wasn’t moving? They started pretending to be nice. Fake “how are you?” and “hope you’re fine.”

    Mtcheew. Who their fake care help?

    His mother called one night to tell me, “My son is losing weight o. Is everything okay?”
    I replied, “Maybe you should add more crayfish to his soup next time you call him to your house.”

    But guess what? The tide turned.
    My husband? He saw the light. The same family that laughed with him were now using his head to play ludo.
    He realized I was the only one who ever truly cared.

    He started begging.

    “Please come back. Let’s start over.”
    I said, “Oya rent house far from your family compound and let peace reign.”

    And shockingly, he did it.
    He relocated us. Got a job. Stood up to his family.

    His mother visited without notice once… tried to raise her voice.

    My husband looked her dead in the eye and said,
    “Mummy, you can spend the night. But my wife is not your house girl. If you’re hungry, the kitchen is that way. Cook what you like. Or order online.”

    The woman almost collapsed.

    His siblings were speechless. I just stood, arms folded like Patience Ozokwor in a Nollywood finale.

    LESSONS:

    1. Don’t let love make you lose yourself.
    2. In-laws can smell weakness. Be wise.
    3. Respect in marriage is earned, not begged.
    4. When you switch character, switch well.

    If you’ve ever dealt with in-laws that thought you were soft, drop a comment.
    Tag that your stubborn sister-in-law let her come and read wisdom


    Abeg, if ground ever refuse to swallow you just
    You see ehn… the day my husband embarrassed me in front of his family, I begged the ground to open and swallow me. But ground say “Lailai, collect your breakfast with your chest.” That day, I died small. But I resurrected with sense. Nigerian woman sense. You know that version of you that’s quiet because she’s in love? I buried her that day and brought out my ancestors. Let me gist you. I was that “wife material” they write motivational quotes about. Always covering my husband in front of my people. Always defending him, carrying him like raw egg. Na me dey always say, “Baby is tired,” “Honey didn’t mean it,” “Please let’s not judge him.” I used to beg my own parents to understand him. Until one Sunday afternoon at his family compound I can never forget. It was supposed to be a simple lunch. I made efo riro, pounded yam and bush meat. I even helped bath his junior sister’s twins. Washed their plates. Joined his mum in the kitchen. Even gave his father money for his meds. Next thing his elder brother started cracking a stupid joke about how I was “barren” and should focus more on producing children instead of seasoning meat. And do you know what my husband did? He laughed. Laughed o! Not nervous laugh. I mean loud “my-brother-you’re-too-much” type of laugh. Like say dem just pop champagne. He laughed and said, “You know say this one no dey hear word, always forming independent woman.” His mum chuckled and said, “She needs deliverance. That’s how these Lagos girls behave.” And his younger sister added pepper, “No be so we talk am before he marry am? She dey do pass herself.” I looked at my husband. My eyes begged him to stop the disrespect. But instead, he turned to me and said, “Don’t take it personal na. We’re just playing.” Playing??? On top my womb?! My dignity?! From that moment, I changed. I became HER. The version of me that removes wrapper, ties trousers and enters ring. Gone was the soft babe. I returned his energy without blinking. You come back home late? I no ask you anything. I sef dey enter 10pm with high heels and a sachet of shawarma. He said I wasn’t cooking again? No wahala. I shifted the pots to one side and downloaded Jollof Plug on my phone. He wanted war, I gave him military parade. One night, he sat me down. Looking confused. “Baby, what did I do wrong?” I gave him the kind of stare that says, “Na today your eye clear?” I said, “You did everything wrong. And your apology is ten guests late.” Still he tried to gaslight me with puppy eyes. That day I turned to Odogwu the 1st of my father’s compound. I told him straight: “If you’re looking for a fool in love, go back to your village square. This one don graduate with certificate in war tactics.” Next thing… his family began planning new wife for him. Yes! They thought they could frustrate me to leave so they could bring in someone more “traditional”. Even brought one slim girl to visit I gave her food laced with pure silence and sideways eyes. You know when they saw I wasn’t moving? They started pretending to be nice. Fake “how are you?” and “hope you’re fine.” Mtcheew. Who their fake care help? His mother called one night to tell me, “My son is losing weight o. Is everything okay?” I replied, “Maybe you should add more crayfish to his soup next time you call him to your house.” But guess what? The tide turned. My husband? He saw the light. The same family that laughed with him were now using his head to play ludo. He realized I was the only one who ever truly cared. He started begging. “Please come back. Let’s start over.” I said, “Oya rent house far from your family compound and let peace reign.” And shockingly, he did it. He relocated us. Got a job. Stood up to his family. His mother visited without notice once… tried to raise her voice. My husband looked her dead in the eye and said, “Mummy, you can spend the night. But my wife is not your house girl. If you’re hungry, the kitchen is that way. Cook what you like. Or order online.” The woman almost collapsed. His siblings were speechless. I just stood, arms folded like Patience Ozokwor in a Nollywood finale. LESSONS: 1. Don’t let love make you lose yourself. 2. In-laws can smell weakness. Be wise. 3. Respect in marriage is earned, not begged. 4. When you switch character, switch well. 🔥 If you’ve ever dealt with in-laws that thought you were soft, drop a comment. 😂 Tag that your stubborn sister-in-law let her come and read wisdom 💬 Abeg, if ground ever refuse to swallow you just 😌 👆👆
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  • Tomorrow is sunday.....
    Tomorrow is sunday.....
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  • #MSS with Dr. Larry Izamoje

    QUESTIONS
    1. Was Westerhof wrong to have sent Bonfrere Jo to go and watch the Spain versus Switzerland game when he should have been on the bench for Nigeria vs Italy?
    2. Say one or two words to Westerhof and Bonfrere Jo as both parties remain unreconciled since the aftermath of USA ’94.
    3. Pay your tributes to the class of 1994, particularly to those departed (Peter Rufai, Wilfred Agbonavbare, Stephen Keshi, Rashidi Yekini, Thompson Oliha, Uche Okafor).
    4. What could have saved the day in USA 1994? Should there have been a player to mark Baggio, would it have worked, and which player could have easily done that?

    On Music and Sports Special this morning, Dr. Larry takes a look into the 1994 World Cup in the USA, where Nigeria suffered a defeat to Italy, and the incidents surrounding the exit from the tournament.

    The 1994 World Cup in the U.S. marked Nigeria’s debut in the global tournament.
    After years of disappointment, and going close in 1978 and 1990, the African side was finally able to reach the World Cup under Dutchman Clemens Westerhof – and assistant coach Bonfrere Jo.

    Drawn in a tough group with Argentina, Greece, and Bulgaria, the Super Eagles defied expectations to top the section on goal difference with wins over Bulgaria and Greece, and a loss to Argentina, to reach the last 16 on their maiden appearance at the global showpiece.

    But they faced an Italian side in the Round of 16 that depended on Roberto Baggio and the tactical nous of experienced manager Arrigo Sacchi to progress.

    Winger Emmanuel Amuneke put Nigeria in the lead with a 25th-minute instinctive goal, and a shocking quarter-final spot beckoned. Despite stunning those at Boston’s Foxboro Stadium with the game’s opening goal, Emmanuel Amuneke was substituted in the 57th minute by coach Clemens Westerhof, who had already replaced Daniel Amokachi after just 35 minutes.

    The Super Eagles were two minutes from winning before a slip from Sunday Oliseh gave Baggio the chance to equalise in the 88th minute. After his part in Zola’s red card earlier on in the game, Eguavoen gifted Italy a penalty by bringing down Benarrivo from behind just inside the box. Baggio calmly converted it for what would prove to be the winning goal to shatter Nigerian dreams.

    Following the exit from the World Cup, Bonfrere Jo alleged that Westerhof, the coach of the Nigerian national team at the time, accepted a $100,000 bribe to lose the 1994 World Cup game against Italy. Westerhof vehemently denied the accusation, calling it a lie and stating he would never do such a thing — especially not to Nigeria, which he considered his second home.

    Bonfrere Jo also questioned why he was asked to go and watch Spain versus Switzerland when he should have been on the bench for Nigeria vs Italy. Thirty-one years after, former Super Eagles coach Bonfrere Jo and Westerhof have remained enemies, with the former once stating that he was never going to reconcile with Westerhof and they will never be friends again.

    Despite being eliminated at the Round of 16, the Super Eagles were voted the most entertaining team of the USA ’94 World Cup tournament. The squad comprised Stephen Keshi, Sunday Oliseh, the exciting Jay-Jay Okocha, Rashidi Yekini, Emmanuel Amuneke, Finidi George, Daniel Amokachi, Wilfred Agbonavbare, Uche Okafor, Thompson Oliha, Efan Ekoku, Victor Ikpeba, Emeka Ezeugo, Uche Okechukwu, Chidi Nwanu, Mutiu Adepoju, Ben Iroha, Michael Emenalo, Aloysius Agu, Augustine Eguavoen, etc.
    #MSS with Dr. Larry Izamoje QUESTIONS 1. Was Westerhof wrong to have sent Bonfrere Jo to go and watch the Spain versus Switzerland game when he should have been on the bench for Nigeria vs Italy? 2. Say one or two words to Westerhof and Bonfrere Jo as both parties remain unreconciled since the aftermath of USA ’94. 3. Pay your tributes to the class of 1994, particularly to those departed (Peter Rufai, Wilfred Agbonavbare, Stephen Keshi, Rashidi Yekini, Thompson Oliha, Uche Okafor). 4. What could have saved the day in USA 1994? Should there have been a player to mark Baggio, would it have worked, and which player could have easily done that? On Music and Sports Special this morning, Dr. Larry takes a look into the 1994 World Cup in the USA, where Nigeria suffered a defeat to Italy, and the incidents surrounding the exit from the tournament. The 1994 World Cup in the U.S. marked Nigeria’s debut in the global tournament. After years of disappointment, and going close in 1978 and 1990, the African side was finally able to reach the World Cup under Dutchman Clemens Westerhof – and assistant coach Bonfrere Jo. Drawn in a tough group with Argentina, Greece, and Bulgaria, the Super Eagles defied expectations to top the section on goal difference with wins over Bulgaria and Greece, and a loss to Argentina, to reach the last 16 on their maiden appearance at the global showpiece. But they faced an Italian side in the Round of 16 that depended on Roberto Baggio and the tactical nous of experienced manager Arrigo Sacchi to progress. Winger Emmanuel Amuneke put Nigeria in the lead with a 25th-minute instinctive goal, and a shocking quarter-final spot beckoned. Despite stunning those at Boston’s Foxboro Stadium with the game’s opening goal, Emmanuel Amuneke was substituted in the 57th minute by coach Clemens Westerhof, who had already replaced Daniel Amokachi after just 35 minutes. The Super Eagles were two minutes from winning before a slip from Sunday Oliseh gave Baggio the chance to equalise in the 88th minute. After his part in Zola’s red card earlier on in the game, Eguavoen gifted Italy a penalty by bringing down Benarrivo from behind just inside the box. Baggio calmly converted it for what would prove to be the winning goal to shatter Nigerian dreams. Following the exit from the World Cup, Bonfrere Jo alleged that Westerhof, the coach of the Nigerian national team at the time, accepted a $100,000 bribe to lose the 1994 World Cup game against Italy. Westerhof vehemently denied the accusation, calling it a lie and stating he would never do such a thing — especially not to Nigeria, which he considered his second home. Bonfrere Jo also questioned why he was asked to go and watch Spain versus Switzerland when he should have been on the bench for Nigeria vs Italy. Thirty-one years after, former Super Eagles coach Bonfrere Jo and Westerhof have remained enemies, with the former once stating that he was never going to reconcile with Westerhof and they will never be friends again. Despite being eliminated at the Round of 16, the Super Eagles were voted the most entertaining team of the USA ’94 World Cup tournament. The squad comprised Stephen Keshi, Sunday Oliseh, the exciting Jay-Jay Okocha, Rashidi Yekini, Emmanuel Amuneke, Finidi George, Daniel Amokachi, Wilfred Agbonavbare, Uche Okafor, Thompson Oliha, Efan Ekoku, Victor Ikpeba, Emeka Ezeugo, Uche Okechukwu, Chidi Nwanu, Mutiu Adepoju, Ben Iroha, Michael Emenalo, Aloysius Agu, Augustine Eguavoen, etc.
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  • You are the light that shines for others to use and see. Whatever you are today has in one way or the other be championed by someone no matter how little or big the person may have contributed. May we continue to add value and impact to people around us not necessarily our immediate but some others that are not connected to you. It is through this means that God's favour and blessings comes. May this weekend brings Open Doors of Favours to you and your loved ones in Jesus Name. Enjoy your night.
    You are the light that shines for others to use and see. Whatever you are today has in one way or the other be championed by someone no matter how little or big the person may have contributed. May we continue to add value and impact to people around us not necessarily our immediate but some others that are not connected to you. It is through this means that God's favour and blessings comes. May this weekend brings Open Doors of Favours to you and your loved ones in Jesus Name. Enjoy your night.
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  • Love Has No Expiry Date (Even If Your Knees Expire

    In the busy streets of Arusha town, people had seen many strange things—goats on boda bodas, preachers wristling dem ons in markets but nothing could prepare them for the drama that was about to unfold outside Mwenge Plaza.

    An old man named Babu Choka, who looked like he’d fought in vorld var 0ne, was walking hand-in-hand with a curvy, Instagram-level slay queen named Jesca. Her nails were longer than a local government queue, and her jeans were tighter than an economy class seat.

    People stared. Whispers flew.

    Then came Mr. Smart Trousers, a well-dressed man with a briefcase and too much concern in his heart. He saw Jesca holding Babu Choka by the arm and instantly decided to become the hero of the day.

    He rushed over, pulled out a crumpled 1000k TSh note, and said,
    Hey young lady, why are you mistreating your grandfather like that, Take this money and get a taxi, okay

    Before Jesca could blink, Babu Choka turned into a wolcano

    He flared his nostrils, raised his kane like Thor’s h@mmer, and shouted,
    THUNB£R will flre your mouth. Who told you I’m her grandfather? So a man can’t walk with his wife in peace anymore

    The street froze. A tomato vendor dropped her bucket. A boda boda guy swerved into a kiosk. Even birds paused mid-flight.

    Jesca just blinked, flipped her hair, and whispered, Tell him, baby

    Babu Choka tightened his grip on Jesca’s waist and walked away with the pride of a lion escorting his queen leaving Mr. Smart Trousers holding his 1000k TSh and his assumptions.

    Never judge a couple by their wrinkles and curves. Love can be blind, and clearly, it doesn’t wear glasses
    Love Has No Expiry Date (Even If Your Knees Expire🤣😂🤣 In the busy streets of Arusha town, people had seen many strange things—goats on boda bodas, preachers wristling dem ons in markets but nothing could prepare them for the drama that was about to unfold outside Mwenge Plaza. An old man named Babu Choka, who looked like he’d fought in vorld var 0ne, was walking hand-in-hand with a curvy, Instagram-level slay queen named Jesca. Her nails were longer than a local government queue, and her jeans were tighter than an economy class seat. People stared. Whispers flew. Then came Mr. Smart Trousers, a well-dressed man with a briefcase and too much concern in his heart. He saw Jesca holding Babu Choka by the arm and instantly decided to become the hero of the day.🤣😅🤣 He rushed over, pulled out a crumpled 1000k TSh note, and said, Hey young lady, why are you mistreating your grandfather like that, Take this money and get a taxi, okay😁😁😁😁 Before Jesca could blink, Babu Choka turned into a wolcano🤣 He flared his nostrils, raised his kane like Thor’s h@mmer, and shouted, THUNB£R will flre your mouth. Who told you I’m her grandfather? So a man can’t walk with his wife in peace anymore🤣🤣🤣🤣😅 The street froze. A tomato vendor dropped her bucket. A boda boda guy swerved into a kiosk. Even birds paused mid-flight. Jesca just blinked, flipped her hair, and whispered, Tell him, baby😅 Babu Choka tightened his grip on Jesca’s waist and walked away with the pride of a lion escorting his queen leaving Mr. Smart Trousers holding his 1000k TSh and his assumptions.😁 Never judge a couple by their wrinkles and curves. Love can be blind, and clearly, it doesn’t wear glasses🤣🤣🤣
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  • BEWARE OF "ONE DAY"

    1. ONE DAY you will lock your door, but you will not be the one to open it.

    2. ONE DAY you will wash those best clothes of yours and you will not be able to wear it.

    3. ONE DAY your favourite food will be prepared, and you will not be there to eat it anymore.

    4. ONE DAY you will eat and drink what you will never excrete.

    5. ONE DAY your curriculum vitae and all your years of experience will not matter to anyone anymore.

    6. ONE DAY the person who seems to love you most will never dare to move closer to you.

    7. ONE DAY you will think of what you can never accomplish.

    8. ONE DAY you will be regarded as "a corpse"

    9. ONE DAY you will be isolated in a place called "grave"

    10. ONE DAY those things and people you love most will come your way, but you will not be able to give any attention to it/them.

    11. ONE DAY you will hold your breath and never be able to release it.

    12. ONE DAY you will become a defendant before The Chief Judge (GOD).

    13. ONE DAY housefly/ termites will come your way, and you will be unable to chase them.

    14. ONE DAY you will receive a call that you can never decline.

    15. ONE DAY your name will be called, but no one will answer.

    16. ONE DAY the assets you cherished most will be taken by another person.

    17. ONE DAY your deed on Earth will be presented to you like a CD.

    18. ONE DAY a title will be added to your name "The Late"

    19. ONE DAY the Great Allocator will allocate you to an appropriate place.

    20. ONE DAY that your beautiful skin will turn to its original nature-sand/dust.

    21. ONE DAY your entire body will cease operation. The verb will change from he is a good man to he was a good man.

    22. ONE DAY you will be given an eternal apartment, either Paradise or hell.

    23. ONE DAY you will not be able to hold or type anything on this phone anymore.

    Take LIFE easy, DO GOOD, and run from EVIL. Be at peace with everyone, and love your neighbour as yourself.

    May God Almighty forgive and grant us wisdom to live wel
    BEWARE OF "ONE DAY" 1. ONE DAY you will lock your door, but you will not be the one to open it. 2. ONE DAY you will wash those best clothes of yours and you will not be able to wear it. 3. ONE DAY your favourite food will be prepared, and you will not be there to eat it anymore. 4. ONE DAY you will eat and drink what you will never excrete. 5. ONE DAY your curriculum vitae and all your years of experience will not matter to anyone anymore. 6. ONE DAY the person who seems to love you most will never dare to move closer to you. 7. ONE DAY you will think of what you can never accomplish. 8. ONE DAY you will be regarded as "a corpse" 9. ONE DAY you will be isolated in a place called "grave" 10. ONE DAY those things and people you love most will come your way, but you will not be able to give any attention to it/them. 11. ONE DAY you will hold your breath and never be able to release it. 12. ONE DAY you will become a defendant before The Chief Judge (GOD). 13. ONE DAY housefly/ termites will come your way, and you will be unable to chase them. 14. ONE DAY you will receive a call that you can never decline. 15. ONE DAY your name will be called, but no one will answer. 16. ONE DAY the assets you cherished most will be taken by another person. 17. ONE DAY your deed on Earth will be presented to you like a CD. 18. ONE DAY a title will be added to your name "The Late" 19. ONE DAY the Great Allocator will allocate you to an appropriate place. 20. ONE DAY that your beautiful skin will turn to its original nature-sand/dust. 21. ONE DAY your entire body will cease operation. The verb will change from he is a good man to he was a good man. 22. ONE DAY you will be given an eternal apartment, either Paradise or hell. 23. ONE DAY you will not be able to hold or type anything on this phone anymore. Take LIFE easy, DO GOOD, and run from EVIL. Be at peace with everyone, and love your neighbour as yourself. May God Almighty forgive and grant us wisdom to live wel
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  • 1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude very stubbørn set of people

    2. When a stīngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material

    3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are Adøpted

    4. There are only two nāked things that can kīll a man
    1. Nāked wire
    2. Nāked woman

    They will not teach you this in school
    🏃🏾‍♂️

    5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anūs, the devil will always whisper, ''now smēll your fingers my child''

    6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard is cālled ‘LIZZY BABY’.

    7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.
    it not easy

    8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to būy you food is also chēating....but you are too hūngry to understand that

    9. White people: Sorry you drøpped your money

    Blāck People:


    10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wētting and a witch squeēzing your neck in the night

    11. People say fālling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best fēeling ever

    12. *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car I told him our swimming pool got būrnt yesterday he bløcked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a lying competitiøn

    13. People are busy cūddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather Rain b£āt me oh

    Dm if you are bored

    Cutie , why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes

    Abi i no dey try
    1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude😏 very stubbørn set of people 😒 2. When a stīngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material😂😂 3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are Adøpted 😂 4. There are only two✌️ nāked things that can kīll a man 1. Nāked wire 2. Nāked woman 😂😂😂☠️ They will not teach you this in school 🏃🏾‍♂️ 5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anūs, the devil will always whisper, ''now smēll your fingers my child''😂 6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... 😩 if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard 🦎 is cālled ‘LIZZY BABY’.🤣😂 7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.💀💀 it not easy😭 8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to būy you food is also chēating....but you are too hūngry to understand that😅😅 9. White people: Sorry you drøpped your money Blāck People: 👞👀 😂😂 10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wētting and a witch squeēzing your neck in the night😂😂 11. People say fālling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best fēeling ever😂😂 12. *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car 😳 I told him our swimming pool got būrnt yesterday he bløcked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a lying competitiøn 😂😂 13. People are busy cūddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather 😩Rain b£āt me oh 😎 Dm if you are bored 🥱 Cutie 🥰, why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🥲 Abi i no dey try 😔🤦‍♂️
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  • EVERY DAY WE GET:
    A CHANCE TO BE DIFFERENT
    A CHANCE TO CHANGE
    A CHANCE TO BE BETTER

    EVERY DAY WE GET: A CHANCE TO BE DIFFERENT A CHANCE TO CHANGE A CHANCE TO BE BETTER
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