The Unwanted thef 🤣😂🤣😂 It was a cool night in Kampala, and Ronnie was deep asleep with his wife, Shamim. The fan was spinning slowly, the mosquitoes were unusually quiet, and everything seemed peaceful… until the unexpected visitor arrived. Suddenly, Ronnie’s eyes shot open. He saw a muscular man with a mohawk, tattoos, and serious Rambo energy kneeling at the TV with a gun in one hand and his other hand busy disconnecting wires.🤣😂 Ronnie whispered nervously, Honey, are you seeing what I’m seeing🤣🤣 Shamim turned her head slowly, looked at the terrifying thief, then turned back and mumbled😂🤣😂😂😂: Tchuuuup, sleep bae. It’s a nightmare Ronnie blinked twice. Nightmare, But the TV is sweating The thief paused, looked at them, and smiled like someone about to change a channel forever. Ronnie wanted to scream, but remembered he was shirtless and helpless. Shamim, still half-asleep, hugged Ronnie and said, Just close your eyes, if we don’t move, maybe he’ll think we’re mannequins The thief casually disconnected the TV, even packed the remote and power cable. He took Ronnie’s new boxers from the chair (ehh!) and walked out slowly like he owned the house. Ronnie whispered, “Shamim, he took my boxers Shamim replied, “Better your boxers than your life The next morning, neighbors gathered.😂😂🤣😍 Mama Tendo asked,Why didn’t you shout Ronnie replied, If you saw that man’s muscles, you would give him your WiFi password without asking From that day, Ronnie installed CCTV, 3 padlocks, 2 dogs, and started sleeping in jeans and running shoes. In Uganda, if a thief looks like a gym instructor, just pretend you’re dreaming. Even the TV will understand🤣🤣😂

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*How to keep a relationship..* It's not about perfection. It's about effort, every day. Communicate-talk about everything, the good and the bad. Build trust. Be honest, even when it's uncomfortable. Be faithful, not just in action, but in thought and intention. Show up for each other. Be present. Make time— not just when it's convenient, but when it's needed. Leave the past where it belongs, especially the parts that no longer serve the present. Yes, even the exes. Understand that arguments will happen. It doesn't mean it's broken—it means you're human. You won't always be happy, and that's okay. Don't expect the other to change -grow together instead. Appreciate the flaws. Celebrate the small things. Become best friends. Laugh. Cry. Fight fair. Forgive faster. And most of all - Love each other, not just when it's easy, but unconditionally. That's how you keep a relationship.

Listen to me, son Any woman you can’t correct, you can’t lead. Any woman you can’t lead, you can’t protect. And if you can’t lead or protect her, you have no business providing for her. Marry a woman who listens, respects your leadership, and submits to your authority. A humble, teachable woman with no degree is better than a proud, rebellious PhD with masculine energy. A woman’s strength is her femininity, not her ability to compete with you. A real woman takes praise and correction without pride or drama. If you’re scared to correct her; don’t marry her. You’re not her man if you walk on eggshells. You’re her prisoner. A man leads with love, but also with discipline. A woman who resists correction will one day wreck your peace. If she won’t submit, follow your lead, stay loyal, or take correction; she doesn’t love you. She just wants a husband. Don’t be that fool. Marry a woman who adores you; who listens, respects, and honors your voice. With her, your home will be peace but with a stubborn, masculine woman, it’ll be a war zone. And hear this clearly: you can’t change her. So don’t try. Just walk away. Your home should be your rest, not your battlefield. Let weak men marry stubborn women. Clear? ➥𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐰𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐌𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐳𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐨😭🙏❤‍🩹

If you realize that all things change, there is nothing you will try to hold on to.

You were never greater than you are right now, nor will you ever be. Your worth is already complete and never changes, only your relationship to it evolves.

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When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

Things don't change, only the way you look at them.

Everything we do, everything we are, rests on our personal power. If we have enough of it, one word is enough to change the course of our lives. If we don't, the most magnificent piece of wisdom won't make a difference.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

You were never greater than you are right now, nor will you ever be. Your worth is already complete and never changes, only your relationship to it evolves.