One Minute Please The Longest Minute in Accra It was a hot Saturday afternoon in Accra. The sun was shining like it had a personal grudge, and the whole town was waiting at the church for one thing Kojo and Akosua’s wedding. The pastor had already wiped his face three times, the choir had run out of songs, and even the flower girls were eating their own petals from boredom.😂😂😂 Meanwhile, back at the house, Akosua was in front of her mirror, applying her 13th layer of makeup. She looked stunning, yes, but time was running like Usain Bolt😂🤣. Kojo, her poor groom, was standing by the door sweating in his tuxedo like someone who owed ECG. He looked at the wall clock and shouted, Akosua We’re late oo! The pastor is threatening to go and do another funeral😂😂😂 Akosua, without blinking, replied in her sweet voice, One minute please Then continued carefully brushing her eyelashes like she was painting the Mona Lisa.😂🤣 Kojo held his head. Ei! One minute in Ghana woman time is one hour in real life🤣 Outside, the best man was pacing, calling every 10 minutes: Bro, has she finished Kojo whispered back, She said ‘one minute 45 minutes ago😂😂😂🤣 Back at the church, people started whispering: Maybe she changed her mind No oh, maybe she lost her shoe Or the makeup artist is still contouring her ancestors😂😂😂😂. Finally, Akosua appeared at the door like a queen stepping out of a music video. Kojo, half-dead from panic, smiled and said, Let’s go before you remember you need to fix your necklace too😂😂 They arrived at church almost 2 hours late. But when Akosua walked in, the whole church gasped in awe.😂😂 Someone in the crowd said, Ah well, beauty takes time. But next time, marry her in her sleep. That's when she won't delay🤣 In Ghana, when a woman says One minute please, just sit down, drink some sobolo, and wait like you're queuing at DVLA🤣🤣🤣

The Unwanted thef 🤣😂🤣😂 It was a cool night in Kampala, and Ronnie was deep asleep with his wife, Shamim. The fan was spinning slowly, the mosquitoes were unusually quiet, and everything seemed peaceful… until the unexpected visitor arrived. Suddenly, Ronnie’s eyes shot open. He saw a muscular man with a mohawk, tattoos, and serious Rambo energy kneeling at the TV with a gun in one hand and his other hand busy disconnecting wires.🤣😂 Ronnie whispered nervously, Honey, are you seeing what I’m seeing🤣🤣 Shamim turned her head slowly, looked at the terrifying thief, then turned back and mumbled😂🤣😂😂😂: Tchuuuup, sleep bae. It’s a nightmare Ronnie blinked twice. Nightmare, But the TV is sweating The thief paused, looked at them, and smiled like someone about to change a channel forever. Ronnie wanted to scream, but remembered he was shirtless and helpless. Shamim, still half-asleep, hugged Ronnie and said, Just close your eyes, if we don’t move, maybe he’ll think we’re mannequins The thief casually disconnected the TV, even packed the remote and power cable. He took Ronnie’s new boxers from the chair (ehh!) and walked out slowly like he owned the house. Ronnie whispered, “Shamim, he took my boxers Shamim replied, “Better your boxers than your life The next morning, neighbors gathered.😂😂🤣😍 Mama Tendo asked,Why didn’t you shout Ronnie replied, If you saw that man’s muscles, you would give him your WiFi password without asking From that day, Ronnie installed CCTV, 3 padlocks, 2 dogs, and started sleeping in jeans and running shoes. In Uganda, if a thief looks like a gym instructor, just pretend you’re dreaming. Even the TV will understand🤣🤣😂

Good morning, Gada.Chat Members! Today is a new day, a fresh start, and an opportunity to make a difference. Let's draw inspiration from our collective strength, resilience, and passion for creating positive change. As we navigate our individual journeys, remember that every small act of kindness, every generous gesture, and every selfless act has the power to impact lives and shape the world around us. To our seasoned members, your dedication and leadership are the driving force behind our community's success. Your stories, experiences, and wisdom inspire us all to strive for more. To our new members, welcome! We're thrilled to have you join our community of Gada.Chat, which we help each other attend success. Your unique perspectives and talents will enrich our collective efforts. Let's continue to uplift, support, and empower one another. Let's celebrate our achievements, learn from our setbacks, and keep pushing boundaries. Together, we can achieve greatness, create lasting impact, and leave a legacy of love, kindness, and compassion. Have an amazing day, Members of GADA.CHAT! Warm Regards! Elder ERASMUS IBOM

*How to keep a relationship..* It's not about perfection. It's about effort, every day. Communicate-talk about everything, the good and the bad. Build trust. Be honest, even when it's uncomfortable. Be faithful, not just in action, but in thought and intention. Show up for each other. Be present. Make time— not just when it's convenient, but when it's needed. Leave the past where it belongs, especially the parts that no longer serve the present. Yes, even the exes. Understand that arguments will happen. It doesn't mean it's broken—it means you're human. You won't always be happy, and that's okay. Don't expect the other to change -grow together instead. Appreciate the flaws. Celebrate the small things. Become best friends. Laugh. Cry. Fight fair. Forgive faster. And most of all - Love each other, not just when it's easy, but unconditionally. That's how you keep a relationship.

Listen to me, son Any woman you can’t correct, you can’t lead. Any woman you can’t lead, you can’t protect. And if you can’t lead or protect her, you have no business providing for her. Marry a woman who listens, respects your leadership, and submits to your authority. A humble, teachable woman with no degree is better than a proud, rebellious PhD with masculine energy. A woman’s strength is her femininity, not her ability to compete with you. A real woman takes praise and correction without pride or drama. If you’re scared to correct her; don’t marry her. You’re not her man if you walk on eggshells. You’re her prisoner. A man leads with love, but also with discipline. A woman who resists correction will one day wreck your peace. If she won’t submit, follow your lead, stay loyal, or take correction; she doesn’t love you. She just wants a husband. Don’t be that fool. Marry a woman who adores you; who listens, respects, and honors your voice. With her, your home will be peace but with a stubborn, masculine woman, it’ll be a war zone. And hear this clearly: you can’t change her. So don’t try. Just walk away. Your home should be your rest, not your battlefield. Let weak men marry stubborn women. Clear? ➥𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐰𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐌𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐳𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐨😭🙏❤‍🩹

If you realize that all things change, there is nothing you will try to hold on to.

You were never greater than you are right now, nor will you ever be. Your worth is already complete and never changes, only your relationship to it evolves.

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When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

Things don't change, only the way you look at them.

Everything we do, everything we are, rests on our personal power. If we have enough of it, one word is enough to change the course of our lives. If we don't, the most magnificent piece of wisdom won't make a difference.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.