Todays best jokes

1. As soon as they notice your relationship is very smooth BOOM they tell your partner what you did in 1944

Confy Bae

2. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anus, the devil will always whisper, ''now smell your fingers my child''. #keepsmilingkeepshining

3. ..You stay awake till 12:00am just to tell someone's girlfriend happy birthday
Accurate time keeper... Weldon Sir! Assistant boyfriend

4. “I miss you”...”I miss you too” is the anthem for long distance relationship
.”I wish you are here” is the chorus

5. iPhone 13 is out....this one does not play music,the artist comes out and perform it live
I move

6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?" Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her! #keepsmiling

7. Dating a fat girl is fun, until u carry her and throw her on the bed and the bed divides like the red sea... #

8. When you are single nobody likes you, but once you are in a serious relationship, Boom crushes, witches, admires, wizards, vampires, even ghost appear
Let me come and be goingπŸšΆπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸšΆπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸšΆπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸšΆπŸ½β€β™€οΈ #

9. GUCCI said they haven't sold any of their products in Africa; *Abeg wetin una dey wear since? #Tayob

10. U.S MECHANIC : Sir we think your car is due for service we need to diagonise the car to know the fault sir

NAIJA MECHANIC: oga start the car ... off am ..start am again ..give am fire .. tutor am well ..oga e be like say na ur battery ooo

11. All those boys that are plaiting hair and putting on earrings
May God add menstruation to your swag

12. Have you noticed that the person you don't love keeps doing the right thing but the one you love behaves like evil spirit.

13.People are busy cuddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather

14. Thank you so much guys for your dedication towards the growth of this page I thank you so much for riding with me I appreciate you all so much and wish to keep making you guys smile

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