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1. Soup wey sweet na better person cook am no be money i beg. Some girls fit use 20k cook soup u go prefer to drink garry sleep.
2. But you don’t have money and someone is trying to help you take care of your girlfriend and you’re still complaining eh bros?
3. Brother Abeg Hustle ooh, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not draft
4. I thought I was bad in biology until a friend told me that aquatic animals are animals from akwa-ibom... Issoryt
5. Not all girls want your money, some only want love, attention and your money
6. One motivational speaker committed suicide yesterday. He left a note for the upcoming ones. In quote, "if I can do it, you too can do it", I still don't understand what hes trying to say
7. She saved my number as "Hmm" on her phone and she said it means "He's My Man"
Then I saved hers with "Mtcheww" and she asked me what it means and I say it means "Mehn this chick has everything we wanted"
8. When you want to be serious, you meet a cheat/unserious person .
When You want to cheat, you meet a serious person .
This life no balance
We move 🚶🏾♂️ 🚶🏾♂️
9. Baby I will die for you, says a guy that puts medicine inside eba
10. If you're not that fine and you like a fine Nigerian lady on social media, do not start your conversation with "Hi" I repeat don't start with "Hi"
She won't reply you. Just tart with,"Do you use First bank? And watch the miracle happen
11. Wife dey Maintain Shape to Keep Husband, Husband Leave am Go Marry 0robo
12. On Judgment Day About 29,000 Angels Will Be Kept aside As Bouncers to Separate Fight Between White Men and Yahoo Boy's
13. In Nigeria We Don't Need CCTV Camera at Home, Our Neighbors Are Enough
14. Breaking News...
My patient dog just developed ulcer
Motivational speakers should avoid me from todayLaugh small 😂😂 1. Soup wey sweet na better person cook am no be money i beg🙄. Some girls fit use 20k cook soup u go prefer to drink garry sleep.🥱🚶 2. But you don’t have money and someone is trying to help you take care of your girlfriend and you’re still complaining😏🙎♂️ eh bros? 3. Brother Abeg Hustle ooh, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not draft😂🏂 4. I thought I was bad in biology until a friend told me that aquatic animals are animals from akwa-ibom... Issoryt 🚶 5. Not all girls want your money, some only want love, attention and your money😜😋 6. One motivational speaker committed suicide yesterday. He left a note for the upcoming ones. In quote, "if I can do it, you too can do it", I still don't understand what hes trying to say🤣🤣 7. She saved my number as "Hmm" on her phone and she said it means "He's My Man" 😒📱🙎♀️ Then I saved hers with "Mtcheww" and she asked me what it means and I say it means "Mehn this chick has everything we wanted"🙋♂️📱🙎♀️😋🤣🙈 8. When you want to be serious, you meet a cheat/unserious person 😔😩. When You want to cheat, you meet a serious person 😂 💔💔. This life no balance 😡 😠 We move 🚶🏾♂️ 🚶🏾♂️ 9. Baby I will die for you, says a guy that puts medicine inside eba 🙂🙂 🤣🤣 10. If you're not that fine and you like a fine Nigerian lady on social media, do not start your conversation with "Hi" I repeat don't start with "Hi" She won't reply you. Just tart with,"Do you use First bank? And watch the miracle happen🙂🙂 11. Wife dey Maintain Shape to Keep Husband, Husband Leave am Go Marry 0robo🙆♂️🤣🤣 12. On Judgment Day About 29,000 Angels Will Be Kept aside As Bouncers to Separate Fight Between White Men and Yahoo Boy's🙆😂🤣🤣 13. In Nigeria We Don't Need CCTV Camera at Home, Our Neighbors Are Enough🤣🤣😄 14. Breaking News📰... 😳My patient dog just developed ulcer 🙈 Motivational speakers should avoid me from today😭0 Commentarii 0 Distribuiri 68 Views 0 previzualizare1
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Are you ready to laugh this evening
1)When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
2) February can be so harsh, people will be looking for school* *fees,food,rent,money,job,girls will be looking for their period*
3)He says
*Are you feeling weak, Dizzy or feel like vomiting?*
*My sister don't worry the Xmas seed is germinating slowly*
4) A small mistake in a relationship can change your name from Sweetheart ❤ to +234
5) 🙋🏽♂🙋🏽♂ A pastor announced, if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to the left except one man. The pastor was happy that there was at least one strong man, and asked, " How come your wife can't control you? "
The man quietly replied, it's my wife who told me not to move "
6) Just in case you think
your job is boring,
teachers go to school from the age of 5 years until they retire!!! -
7) Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense? -
Not all advises from old people🧔🏾 are good. Remember ****** people grow old too.
9) All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of Cheese balls! -Unknown
10) Finally I have learnt how to toast a girl,
*Hello beautiful pls a minute of ur time biko,does ur mum sell okro because u actually draw my attention"*
11) When English isn't your mother tongue, you'll see twins on the road and be like "woow!! You guys looks face to face
12) Imagine going to hell for lies like
"You're really beautiful"
13)Do girls know that after escorting them at night we go home running with slippers in our hands*
Kindly follow me for more interesting jokes dailyAre you ready to laugh this evening 😂 😂 😂 😂 1)When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. 😂😂 2) February can be so harsh, people will be looking for school* *fees,food,rent,money,job,girls will be looking for their period🙄😂*🏆✨ 3)He says *Are you feeling weak,😁 Dizzy or feel like vomiting?* *My sister don't worry the Xmas seed is germinating slowly*😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜🙄🙄🙄 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 4) A small mistake in a relationship can change your name from Sweetheart ❤ to +234😂😂🙈🙈🙈 5) 🙋🏽♂🙋🏽♂ A pastor announced, if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to the left except one man. The pastor was happy that there was at least one strong man, and asked, " How come your wife can't control you? " The man quietly replied, it's my wife who told me not to move "😆 6) Just in case you think your job is boring, teachers go to school from the age of 5 years until they retire!!! -🤔🙄 7) Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense? -🤣 😎 Not all advises from old people🧔🏾 are good. Remember Stupid people grow old too.😁😁 9) All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of Cheese balls! -Unknown 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 10) Finally I have learnt how to toast a girl, *Hello beautiful pls a minute of ur time biko,does ur mum sell okro because u actually draw my attention"*🥰😏 11) When English isn't your mother tongue, you'll see twins on the road and be like "woow!! You guys looks face to face😹 12) Imagine going to hell for lies like "You're really beautiful" 🤔🤔🤔 13)Do girls know that after escorting them at night we go home running with slippers in our hands* Kindly follow me for more interesting jokes daily 🙏🙏0 Commentarii 0 Distribuiri 67 Views 0 previzualizare -
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It sometimes pays better to mind your business than intruding.
Do so only when it's necessary. Think twice, so you don't land yourself in trouble.It sometimes pays better to mind your business than intruding. Do so only when it's necessary. Think twice, so you don't land yourself in trouble.0 Commentarii 1 Distribuiri 44 Views 0 previzualizare1
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