Are you ready to laugh this evening
1)When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
2) February can be so harsh, people will be looking for school* *fees,food,rent,money,job,girls will be looking for their period*
3)He says
*Are you feeling weak, Dizzy or feel like vomiting?*
*My sister don't worry the Xmas seed is germinating slowly*
4) A small mistake in a relationship can change your name from Sweetheart ❤ to +234
5) 🙋🏽♂🙋🏽♂ A pastor announced, if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to the left except one man. The pastor was happy that there was at least one strong man, and asked, " How come your wife can't control you? "
The man quietly replied, it's my wife who told me not to move "
6) Just in case you think
your job is boring,
teachers go to school from the age of 5 years until they retire!!! -
7) Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense? -
Not all advises from old people🧔🏾 are good. Remember ****** people grow old too.
9) All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of Cheese balls! -Unknown
10) Finally I have learnt how to toast a girl,
*Hello beautiful pls a minute of ur time biko,does ur mum sell okro because u actually draw my attention"*
11) When English isn't your mother tongue, you'll see twins on the road and be like "woow!! You guys looks face to face
12) Imagine going to hell for lies like
"You're really beautiful"
13)Do girls know that after escorting them at night we go home running with slippers in our hands*
Kindly follow me for more interesting jokes daily
1)When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
2) February can be so harsh, people will be looking for school* *fees,food,rent,money,job,girls will be looking for their period*
3)He says
*Are you feeling weak, Dizzy or feel like vomiting?*
*My sister don't worry the Xmas seed is germinating slowly*
4) A small mistake in a relationship can change your name from Sweetheart ❤ to +234
5) 🙋🏽♂🙋🏽♂ A pastor announced, if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to the left except one man. The pastor was happy that there was at least one strong man, and asked, " How come your wife can't control you? "
The man quietly replied, it's my wife who told me not to move "
6) Just in case you think
your job is boring,
teachers go to school from the age of 5 years until they retire!!! -
7) Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense? -
Not all advises from old people🧔🏾 are good. Remember ****** people grow old too.
9) All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of Cheese balls! -Unknown
10) Finally I have learnt how to toast a girl,
*Hello beautiful pls a minute of ur time biko,does ur mum sell okro because u actually draw my attention"*
11) When English isn't your mother tongue, you'll see twins on the road and be like "woow!! You guys looks face to face
12) Imagine going to hell for lies like
"You're really beautiful"
13)Do girls know that after escorting them at night we go home running with slippers in our hands*
Kindly follow me for more interesting jokes daily
Are you ready to laugh this evening 😂 😂 😂 😂
1)When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. 😂😂
2) February can be so harsh, people will be looking for school* *fees,food,rent,money,job,girls will be looking for their period🙄😂*🏆✨
3)He says
*Are you feeling weak,😁 Dizzy or feel like vomiting?*
*My sister don't worry the Xmas seed is germinating slowly*😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜🙄🙄🙄
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
4) A small mistake in a relationship can change your name from Sweetheart ❤ to +234😂😂🙈🙈🙈
5) 🙋🏽♂🙋🏽♂ A pastor announced, if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to the left except one man. The pastor was happy that there was at least one strong man, and asked, " How come your wife can't control you? "
The man quietly replied, it's my wife who told me not to move "😆
6) Just in case you think
your job is boring,
teachers go to school from the age of 5 years until they retire!!! -🤔🙄
7) Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense? -🤣
😎 Not all advises from old people🧔🏾 are good. Remember Stupid people grow old too.😁😁
9) All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of Cheese balls! -Unknown
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
10) Finally I have learnt how to toast a girl,
*Hello beautiful pls a minute of ur time biko,does ur mum sell okro because u actually draw my attention"*🥰😏
11) When English isn't your mother tongue, you'll see twins on the road and be like "woow!! You guys looks face to face😹
12) Imagine going to hell for lies like
"You're really beautiful"
🤔🤔🤔
13)Do girls know that after escorting them at night we go home running with slippers in our hands*
Kindly follow me for more interesting jokes daily 🙏🙏
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