Papa and the Secret Money Bag
It was a quiet Monday evening in the Nkem household. Birds were singing, jollof rice was steaming, and Papa Nkem was relaxing on his favorite chair, counting his coins like a village banker. Mama Nkem was watching her favorite soap opera and shouting, This woman is a witnch, I swe arThe children were playing Ludo on the floor and cheating as usual.
Suddenly, The front door burst open like a Nollywood movie scene
A huge man with muscles the size of watermelons stormed in, wearing a sleeveless jacket and a tattoo that screamed, i did time He pointed a gun and growled, lNobody move This is a rubery
Papa Nkem jumped up so fast he nearly tore his tie. He ran to the rubber with shaky hands and said in his most begging voice:
Take, this is all the money I've in this house. Please don’t hurt us
The ruber snatched the money and frowned like it was small change for chewing gum. But before he could complain, something unexpected happened
Junior Nkem, Papa’s loud-mouth teenage son, stood up, raised his hands, and screamed
Ah Papa, you too oh! What about that bag of money hidden under your bed. Give him everything. I don’t want to die now oooh
The whole house went silent. Even the ubber paused and looked at Papa like, Is this boy serious
Papa turned to Junior, his eyes wide, mouth open, beard shaking. “lYou this boy. You’re the Judas Iscariot of this family
Mama Nkem shouted, Eh eh, So there’s a secret money bag under the bed and you didn’t tell me. My own husband has turned to a bank vault
The rubber laughed so hard he nearly dropped his gun. Oga, he said, Even your own family is snitching. Just carry the bag, abeg
Papa Nkem sighed and waddled to the bedroom like a defeated goat. He came back with a dusty bag and handed it over, whispering, This is my retirement plan
As the rubber left, still laughing, Junior smiled and said, At least we’re alive
Papa shouted, You will not be alive if I catch you after this
Mama added, And you, Papa Nkem, we shall discuss that secret money bag tonight
The night ended with everyone alive, Papa broke and sweating, and Junior proudly earning the title of Most Unloyal Family Member 2025
Hide your money. But if you have snitch children, better just use mobile banking
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