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"Zodwa and the Revelation Dress
In the heart of Soweto, one Sunday morning, chaos was brewing not in the church, but in the house of Brother Thabo.
He stood by the door, arms crossed, eyes wide like a goat seeing a lion.
Zodwa, his wife, came out of the bedroom wearing something that looked more like nightclub leftovers than church clothes. It was tight, short, and shiny like a tomato trying to wear a serviette.
Thabo shouted, Zodwa Are you going to church dressed like that
Zodwa didn’t even blink. She flipped her wig, adjusted her tiny yellow dress, and said, Our pastor said we must not hide anything from God. So, I’m going with everything exposed
Thabo nearly collapsed. "But this is not revelation, this is distraction.You want Pastor to forget John 3:16 and focus on your legs
Zodwa clapped back, Thabo, you wore the same church shirt for 3 years. Maybe if you also revealed your fashion sense, God would answer your prayer for a job
Even the neighbour’s chicken stopped to listen.
At church, Zodwa walked in like Beyoncé on Holy Spirit. Ushers dropped their offering baskets. The women gasped. One elder fainted. The pastor had to pause his sermon and say, Let's pray... again
Till today, the church renamed that Sunday as Exposition Sunday. And Thabo? He now escorts Zodwa to church holding a wrapper just in case."Zodwa and the Revelation Dress🤣😂🤣😂 In the heart of Soweto, one Sunday morning, chaos was brewing not in the church, but in the house of Brother Thabo😂🤣🤣. He stood by the door, arms crossed, eyes wide like a goat seeing a lion. Zodwa, his wife, came out of the bedroom wearing something that looked more like nightclub leftovers than church clothes. It was tight, short, and shiny like a tomato trying to wear a serviette😂🤣. Thabo shouted, Zodwa Are you going to church dressed like that🤣 Zodwa didn’t even blink. She flipped her wig, adjusted her tiny yellow dress, and said, Our pastor said we must not hide anything from God. So, I’m going with everything exposed😂😂🤣🤣 Thabo nearly collapsed. "But this is not revelation, this is distraction.You want Pastor to forget John 3:16 and focus on your legs😂🤣😂🤣 Zodwa clapped back, Thabo, you wore the same church shirt for 3 years. Maybe if you also revealed your fashion sense, God would answer your prayer for a job😂🤣😂 Even the neighbour’s chicken stopped to listen🤣. At church, Zodwa walked in like Beyoncé on Holy Spirit. Ushers dropped their offering baskets. The women gasped. One elder fainted. The pastor had to pause his sermon and say, Let's pray... again😂 Till today, the church renamed that Sunday as Exposition Sunday. And Thabo? He now escorts Zodwa to church holding a wrapper just in case.🤣🤣🤣
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