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The Unwanted thef
It was a cool night in Kampala, and Ronnie was deep asleep with his wife, Shamim. The fan was spinning slowly, the mosquitoes were unusually quiet, and everything seemed peaceful… until the unexpected visitor arrived.
Suddenly, Ronnie’s eyes shot open. He saw a muscular man with a mohawk, tattoos, and serious Rambo energy kneeling at the TV with a gun in one hand and his other hand busy disconnecting wires.
Ronnie whispered nervously, Honey, are you seeing what I’m seeing
Shamim turned her head slowly, looked at the terrifying thief, then turned back and mumbled:
Tchuuuup, sleep bae. It’s a nightmare
Ronnie blinked twice. Nightmare, But the TV is sweating
The thief paused, looked at them, and smiled like someone about to change a channel forever.
Ronnie wanted to scream, but remembered he was shirtless and helpless. Shamim, still half-asleep, hugged Ronnie and said, Just close your eyes, if we don’t move, maybe he’ll think we’re mannequins
The thief casually disconnected the TV, even packed the remote and power cable. He took Ronnie’s new boxers from the chair (ehh!) and walked out slowly like he owned the house.
Ronnie whispered, “Shamim, he took my boxers
Shamim replied, “Better your boxers than your life
The next morning, neighbors gathered.
Mama Tendo asked,Why didn’t you shout
Ronnie replied, If you saw that man’s muscles, you would give him your WiFi password without asking
From that day, Ronnie installed CCTV, 3 padlocks, 2 dogs, and started sleeping in jeans and running shoes.
In Uganda, if a thief looks like a gym instructor, just pretend you’re dreaming. Even the TV will understandThe Unwanted thef 🤣😂🤣😂 It was a cool night in Kampala, and Ronnie was deep asleep with his wife, Shamim. The fan was spinning slowly, the mosquitoes were unusually quiet, and everything seemed peaceful… until the unexpected visitor arrived. Suddenly, Ronnie’s eyes shot open. He saw a muscular man with a mohawk, tattoos, and serious Rambo energy kneeling at the TV with a gun in one hand and his other hand busy disconnecting wires.🤣😂 Ronnie whispered nervously, Honey, are you seeing what I’m seeing🤣🤣 Shamim turned her head slowly, looked at the terrifying thief, then turned back and mumbled😂🤣😂😂😂: Tchuuuup, sleep bae. It’s a nightmare Ronnie blinked twice. Nightmare, But the TV is sweating The thief paused, looked at them, and smiled like someone about to change a channel forever. Ronnie wanted to scream, but remembered he was shirtless and helpless. Shamim, still half-asleep, hugged Ronnie and said, Just close your eyes, if we don’t move, maybe he’ll think we’re mannequins The thief casually disconnected the TV, even packed the remote and power cable. He took Ronnie’s new boxers from the chair (ehh!) and walked out slowly like he owned the house. Ronnie whispered, “Shamim, he took my boxers Shamim replied, “Better your boxers than your life The next morning, neighbors gathered.😂😂🤣😍 Mama Tendo asked,Why didn’t you shout Ronnie replied, If you saw that man’s muscles, you would give him your WiFi password without asking From that day, Ronnie installed CCTV, 3 padlocks, 2 dogs, and started sleeping in jeans and running shoes. In Uganda, if a thief looks like a gym instructor, just pretend you’re dreaming. Even the TV will understand🤣🤣😂
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My husband has traveled for a week, so I’m alone in the house with his younger sister. Days ago, an affair happened. Yeah, between me and his sister. I was drunk, but I saw everything that happened. I didn't resist. I didn't know how it would feel to do it with a woman, so I allowed her to just have her way.
At every step of the way, she asked me, "Should I?" And then I nodded before she went ahead. Everything shows she is that kind of woman, but I didn't know until that moment.
When I became sober, I was shy. I couldn't look at her twice. She said, "Don't worry, I don't think he will know unless you tell him."
To me, that's not the problem. The problem is how the three of us are going to live under the same roof when he returns. Not that I'm going to be tempted again—nooo. It ends here. But to ensure it doesn’t happen again, I want her to leave our house.
What's the easiest way to get my husband to drive his sister away?
I don't think he would have a problem if I tell him to let her go, but the problem would arise when he asks why. There’s nothing I can think of, but I need to do something fast. Please help!
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*AVOIDING UNNECESSARY PRESSURE*
1. Put your kids in
schools you can afford
because expensive
schools don't
guarantee good
results. Just ensure
they attend a good
affordable school
2. Rent apartments you
can pay for
conveniently. Don’t live
in a house you struggle
to pay yearly.
3. Let’s plan our lives and
live within our means.
Save more and spend
less.
4. Some women buy food
for their children every
morning before going
to school or even for
the whole family, do
you know it’s cheaper
to cook at home?
5. Some people don’t
earn much, but have
DSTV at home, go for
GOTV and upgrade
when your income
upgrades. It’s still the
same CNN anyway!
6. Eat healthy meals and
protect your family
from mosquitoes to
avoid going to the
hospital always.
7. Take advantage of
food and fruits in
season, its cheaper
and you can be
creative to create
amazing meals.
8.Don’t copy your
neighbor’s lifestyle,
she earns well and her
husband is a ‘big
man’
9. Don’t follow trends,
wear clean well-
ironed clothes and
keep your hair neat.
You would still look
good.
10. Keep your circle
small, keep only
friends that have
senses!
11. Above all things, have
the fear of God, have
integrity, don’t be lazy
and be prayerful.
12. Planning is the key, if
you fail to plan, you
plan to FAIL.
13. Don't do more than
your budget this
Time, there is no
award given to best
family that wore an
expensive cloth for
the year
14.Don't be in
competition with
anyone...
The purpose of shoes
and clothes are to
make us smart and
good.*AVOIDING UNNECESSARY PRESSURE* 1. Put your kids in schools you can afford because expensive schools don't guarantee good results. Just ensure they attend a good affordable school 2. Rent apartments you can pay for conveniently. Don’t live in a house you struggle to pay yearly. 3. Let’s plan our lives and live within our means. Save more and spend less. 4. Some women buy food for their children every morning before going to school or even for the whole family, do you know it’s cheaper to cook at home? 5. Some people don’t earn much, but have DSTV at home, go for GOTV and upgrade when your income upgrades. It’s still the same CNN anyway! 6. Eat healthy meals and protect your family from mosquitoes to avoid going to the hospital always. 7. Take advantage of food and fruits in season, its cheaper and you can be creative to create amazing meals. 8.Don’t copy your neighbor’s lifestyle, she earns well and her husband is a ‘big man’ 9. Don’t follow trends, wear clean well- ironed clothes and keep your hair neat. You would still look good. 10. Keep your circle small, keep only friends that have senses! 11. Above all things, have the fear of God, have integrity, don’t be lazy and be prayerful. 12. Planning is the key, if you fail to plan, you plan to FAIL. 13. Don't do more than your budget this Time, there is no award given to best family that wore an expensive cloth for the year 14.Don't be in competition with anyone... The purpose of shoes and clothes are to make us smart and good.0 Yorumlar 1 hisse senetleri 169 Views
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