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  • Your wife crying and shouting at you for coming home drunk.

    You trying to remember where You knew her from and who she is :
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  • Can’t believe I’m seeing Mikel Arteta out on social media, his a great manager who has made Arsenal into a good team, I for one want him to stay, if he goes then who will buy our players?
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  • Why It Sucks to Be Born as a Hyena?

    You’re born into a warzone… and your first enemy is your own twin.

    Welcome to the hyena clan — where life begins not with a lullaby, but a deathmatch.

    Hyena cubs are born with their eyes open and teeth already in place. No waiting. No bonding. Just violence. If you’re one of two, your first instinct isn’t to cuddle — it’s to kill your sibling before they kill you. Because in this family, the nursery is a gladiator pit.

    And even if you win? Congratulations — you're still born female. Which sounds cute until you learn that female hyenas are more aggressive, more dominant, and more terrifying than the males. They rule the clan. They eat first. They get the best of everything… except one thing.

    Birth.

    Because hyena girls are born with something horrifying: a pseudo-penis. It’s not just for show — it’s what they give birth through. You read that right. They give birth through a long, narrow, penis-like birth canal that often tears apart their own bodies. Up to 60% of first-time hyena moms die giving birth.

    You finally escape your mother’s death canal of doom, and now what? Now you have to fight for milk. There’s no sharing. If your mom has two cubs and not enough to go around? One dies. Usually the weaker one. Or the slightly smaller one. Or the one that blinked first.

    Then you grow up — and the cycle doesn’t stop. You’ll hunt in packs, rip apart prey while it’s still screaming, and scavenge what lions leave behind. You’re smart. Tactical. Fearless. But everyone still calls you “ugly,” “evil,” or “nature’s villain.”

    People say you're a joke. A dirty scavenger.

    But you're not laughing.

    You're surviving.

    Not every predator gets glamorized. Some just get judged. But if you were born into a world where your first challenge was surviving your sister, you wouldn’t be laughing either.

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    #HyenaTruth #BornToSurvive #natureisbrutal
    Why It Sucks to Be Born as a Hyena? You’re born into a warzone… and your first enemy is your own twin. Welcome to the hyena clan — where life begins not with a lullaby, but a deathmatch. Hyena cubs are born with their eyes open and teeth already in place. No waiting. No bonding. Just violence. If you’re one of two, your first instinct isn’t to cuddle — it’s to kill your sibling before they kill you. Because in this family, the nursery is a gladiator pit. And even if you win? Congratulations — you're still born female. Which sounds cute until you learn that female hyenas are more aggressive, more dominant, and more terrifying than the males. They rule the clan. They eat first. They get the best of everything… except one thing. Birth. Because hyena girls are born with something horrifying: a pseudo-penis. It’s not just for show — it’s what they give birth through. You read that right. They give birth through a long, narrow, penis-like birth canal that often tears apart their own bodies. Up to 60% of first-time hyena moms die giving birth. You finally escape your mother’s death canal of doom, and now what? Now you have to fight for milk. There’s no sharing. If your mom has two cubs and not enough to go around? One dies. Usually the weaker one. Or the slightly smaller one. Or the one that blinked first. Then you grow up — and the cycle doesn’t stop. You’ll hunt in packs, rip apart prey while it’s still screaming, and scavenge what lions leave behind. You’re smart. Tactical. Fearless. But everyone still calls you “ugly,” “evil,” or “nature’s villain.” People say you're a joke. A dirty scavenger. But you're not laughing. You're surviving. Not every predator gets glamorized. Some just get judged. But if you were born into a world where your first challenge was surviving your sister, you wouldn’t be laughing either. --- #HyenaTruth #BornToSurvive #natureisbrutal
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  • At first glance, it looks sweet.
    Two lizards. Locked in what looks like a hug.
    But this isn’t love. It’s a duel.

    These are monitor lizards — and when two males meet during mating season, there’s no roaring, no biting. Just a silent, full-body brawl.

    They stand tall on hind legs, wrap their arms around each other like wrestlers, and try to slam the other into the dirt. No blood, no broken bones — just pressure, leverage, and brute dominance. It’s nature’s version of sumo.

    Why no violence?

    Because in the wild, a cut isn’t a scar — it’s a death sentence.
    You bleed, you die. So evolution gave them another option: out-muscle your rival without risking your life.

    But don’t let the rules fool you — these fights are real. They can last over 20 minutes, with each lizard twisting, shoving, and trying to outlast the other.
    Winner gets the territory.
    Winner gets the female.
    Loser walks away — if he can.

    And sometimes, while the tough guys are locked in this macho showdown, a sneaky male creeps past and mates with the female anyway.
    Because in nature, brains beat biceps more often than you think.

    So yeah… it might look like a hug.
    But what you’re seeing is a war with no blood… and everything on the line.

    ---

    If you thought they were cuddling — don't worry. Most people do. Nature doesn’t care what it looks like. Only who walks away stronger.

    #MonitorLizards #NatureFightsDirty #CronusWildlife #LizardLogic #AlphaVsAlpha #NotAHug #AnimalKingdom
    At first glance, it looks sweet. Two lizards. Locked in what looks like a hug. But this isn’t love. It’s a duel. These are monitor lizards — and when two males meet during mating season, there’s no roaring, no biting. Just a silent, full-body brawl. They stand tall on hind legs, wrap their arms around each other like wrestlers, and try to slam the other into the dirt. No blood, no broken bones — just pressure, leverage, and brute dominance. It’s nature’s version of sumo. Why no violence? Because in the wild, a cut isn’t a scar — it’s a death sentence. You bleed, you die. So evolution gave them another option: out-muscle your rival without risking your life. But don’t let the rules fool you — these fights are real. They can last over 20 minutes, with each lizard twisting, shoving, and trying to outlast the other. Winner gets the territory. Winner gets the female. Loser walks away — if he can. And sometimes, while the tough guys are locked in this macho showdown, a sneaky male creeps past and mates with the female anyway. Because in nature, brains beat biceps more often than you think. So yeah… it might look like a hug. But what you’re seeing is a war with no blood… and everything on the line. --- If you thought they were cuddling — don't worry. Most people do. Nature doesn’t care what it looks like. Only who walks away stronger. #MonitorLizards #NatureFightsDirty #CronusWildlife #LizardLogic #AlphaVsAlpha #NotAHug #AnimalKingdom
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  • Man Arrested For K!lling Young Lady In Nsukka Hotel After She Demanded More Money For A Second Round Of S^x

    The Enugu State Police Command have arrested the male suspect, Emmanuel Gambo from Kogi state, in connection with the m#rder of one Deborah Sam-Praise Ememem (female, aged 22), who was recently found de@d in a hotel room in Nsukka.

    The case, initially reported to Nsukka Urban Police Division, was transferred to the Ho micide Section of the State Criminal Investigation Department (State CID) for thorough investigation.

    ‘’Findings revealed that on June 14, 2025, at about 9:00 p.m., the suspect, a second-year student of Material and Metallurgical Engineering at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN), checked into a hotel in Obukpa, Nsukka, with the deceased. In the early hours of June 15, 2025, a dis pute ensued after a second round of intercourse, during which the deceased allegedly demanded an additional N15,000 from the suspect, on top of the N5,000 earlier paid. The disagreement turned viol ent, and the suspect stra ngled her to de@th.

    The suspect then wrapped the deceased’s body in a towel and a curtain torn from the hotel room and hid it under the bed. On June 16, 2025, at about 9:00 a.m., hotel staff noticed a foul odour coming from the room. Upon investigation, the decomposing body was discovered concealed beneath the bed. The suspect had provided a false name and unreachable phone number on the hotel’s registration form, which initially hindered efforts to trace and arrest him.’’ the statement reads in part

    The command mentioned that while acting on credible and painstakingly gathered intelligence, the police detectives located and arrested the suspect at his lodge in Nsukka on July 2, 2025.

    ‘’During interrogation, he confessed to the crime. The deceased’s iPhone was immediately recovered from him. A bottle of Asconi Agor red wine, which the deceased had brought to the hotel, was also found in his possession. He later led detectives to recover the deceased’s Redmi tablet and earbuds, which he had thrown out through the hotel window in a bag after committing the cri me,’’ the statement further added.
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  • Abeg my people what does this medicine work for in the body, I saw it in my younger sister bag
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  • Abeg my people what does this medicine work for in the body, I saw it in my younger sister bag
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  • Man Arrested For K!lling Young Lady In Nsukka Hotel After She Demanded More Money For A Second Round Of S^x

    The Enugu State Police Command have arrested the male suspect, Emmanuel Gambo from Kogi state, in connection with the m#rder of one Deborah Sam-Praise Ememem (female, aged 22), who was recently found de@d in a hotel room in Nsukka.

    The case, initially reported to Nsukka Urban Police Division, was transferred to the Ho micide Section of the State Criminal Investigation Department (State CID) for thorough investigation.

    ‘’Findings revealed that on June 14, 2025, at about 9:00 p.m., the suspect, a second-year student of Material and Metallurgical Engineering at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN), checked into a hotel in Obukpa, Nsukka, with the deceased. In the early hours of June 15, 2025, a dis pute ensued after a second round of intercourse, during which the deceased allegedly demanded an additional N15,000 from the suspect, on top of the N5,000 earlier paid. The disagreement turned viol ent, and the suspect stra ngled her to de@th.

    The suspect then wrapped the deceased’s body in a towel and a curtain torn from the hotel room and hid it under the bed. On June 16, 2025, at about 9:00 a.m., hotel staff noticed a foul odour coming from the room. Upon investigation, the decomposing body was discovered concealed beneath the bed. The suspect had provided a false name and unreachable phone number on the hotel’s registration form, which initially hindered efforts to trace and arrest him.’’ the statement reads in part

    The command mentioned that while acting on credible and painstakingly gathered intelligence, the police detectives located and arrested the suspect at his lodge in Nsukka on July 2, 2025.

    ‘’During interrogation, he confessed to the crime. The deceased’s iPhone was immediately recovered from him. A bottle of Asconi Agor red wine, which the deceased had brought to the hotel, was also found in his possession. He later led detectives to recover the deceased’s Redmi tablet and earbuds, which he had thrown out through the hotel window in a bag after committing the cri me,’’ the statement further added.
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  • “Before She Say She Be 35, Just Know Say She Don Dey 45… And Na Una Cause Am!”

    These days ehn, woman no fit talk her real age again without fear. Before one babe go open mouth talk say she don reach 33+, she go first look left, look right, check who dey the group chat, calculate who go judge her… then she go settle for “I’m just 29 going on 30.”

    But who cause am?
    Na some of una!

    Yes, you!
    You wey dey always open mouth dey shout:
    — “33+ women na iron condemm
    — “She don old.”
    — “Na desperation age.”
    — “She go soon rush go marry.”

    Una don use una mouth finish 33+, now women dey use filter for birthday age. You go jam 45-year-old wey dey say:
    “I’m celebrating 35 for the 3rd time!”

    But guess what?
    33+ women na the real deal!
    Na dem strong pass.
    Dem don cry, wipe tears, wear makeup and still show up looking like success.

    How to Know a Real 33+ Babe (Wey No Get Time for Nonsense):

    1. Her Peace of Mind Na Full Package – She no dey do “talking stage” wey go last 6 months. You either show working or shift.

    2. Her Skin No Be Noise – She dey glow with confidence, not clout. Her stretch marks na tiger stripes of survival.

    3. She Go Love You and Still Chase Her Bag – She no dey wait for man to define her life. She go support you, invest in you, and still slay on a budget.

    4. She Don Outgrow Rubbish – If you carry childish behavior come her side, she go air you like bad network.

    So before you open mouth ask woman “how old are you sef?” like na job interview, remember say age no be disease.

    Some of you wey dey drag 33+ women never even figure una life at 28.
    Dem wey una dey mock don already build business, raise children, and still look finer than una 21-year-old crush wey dey use Snapchat filter like face mask.

    Moral of the storpllloy:
    No dey pressure women to lie about age.
    Na age wey show strength, growth, and beauty.
    33+ no be end of the road — na where wise women start to shine without apology.
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    Support her. Respect her. And no ask her age if you no fit handle the answer.

    Hope you learnt something.??
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  • 5,728 new lawyers called to bar in Abuja

    Me: Lawyers na water
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  • omo I just dey get injur!ng anyhow for today match....

    Na Chrixto Chukwuebuka Abugu be our referee
    omo I just dey get injur!ng anyhow for today match...😩😂💔. Na Chrixto Chukwuebuka Abugu be our referee 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂💔
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  • The Secret to Making a W0man Think About You Non-Stop Through Your Texting Technique

    -Female Psychology Thread
    The Secret to Making a W0man Think About You Non-Stop Through Your Texting Technique -Female Psychology Thread
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  • I know having s*x in a dream is evil but damn!those evil can ride
    I know having s*x in a dream is evil but damn!😅those evil can ride😂🤣🤣
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  • Nobody is talking about Real Madrid losing 4 nil against PSG... thrashed back to back in laliga...knowing very that Real Madrid is washed and finished... Everybody is talking about Chelsea for Reaching Club World cup finals...

    Isn't a crime to be the most completed football club in the world . Chelsea has won it all both local and international club trophies..

    Whatever happens on Sunday is all for good.. keep talking about the pride of London Chelsea .

    #estheredet
    Nobody is talking about Real Madrid losing 4 nil against PSG... thrashed back to back in laliga...knowing very that Real Madrid is washed and finished... Everybody is talking about Chelsea for Reaching Club World cup finals... Isn't a crime to be the most completed football club in the world 🤌. Chelsea has won it all both local and international club trophies.. Whatever happens on Sunday is all for good.. keep talking about the pride of London Chelsea 💙🔵. #estheredet
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  • This Liverpool fan’s new tattoo in tribute to Diogo Jota.
    This Liverpool fan’s new tattoo in tribute to Diogo Jota. 👀
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  • My problem is the person that designed Nigeria coat of arms. He saw the eagle and horse fighting. Instead of him to separate them, he went and wrote Peace and Unity. This is where all the problems started from
    My problem is the person that designed Nigeria coat of arms. He saw the eagle and horse fighting. Instead of him to separate them, he went and wrote Peace and Unity. This is where all the problems started from 😒😒😒
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  • GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE,.. JUMAT MUBARAK TO ALL MUSLIM BROTHERS AND SISTERS

    On Saturday
    GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE,.. JUMAT MUBARAK TO ALL MUSLIM BROTHERS AND SISTERS On Saturday
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  • End of an era. Partey and Xhaka. They were the best in the Premier League at their prime. Sad
    End of an era. Partey and Xhaka. They were the best in the Premier League at their prime. Sad💔
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  • Ezeagu native doctor b4 he was exposed
    Ezeagu native doctor b4 he was exposed😹💔🤨
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  • Normalize having one sezual partner
    People are sick outside but won’t tell u
    Normalize having one sezual partner People are sick outside but won’t tell u
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  • Say NO Nobdoy:

    Your village people watching you go on a skydive

    Say NO 🤣🤣🤣🤣Nobdoy: Your village people watching you go on a skydive 🪂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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  • NA u wen never chop wire b4
    NA u wen never chop wire b4
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  • You will see the promised land from afar but you will not enter it.
    You will see the promised land from afar but you will not enter it.
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  • Good old days
    Which music do you enjoy playing on this type of cartridges
    #follower
    Good old days Which music do you enjoy playing on this type of cartridges 🤣😀 #follower
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  • We are talking about Arsenal FC here. It's possible!
    We are talking about Arsenal FC here. It's possible!
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