Original Joke an laughter

(1)I remember having crazy friends back in high school
Those idiots will even laugh at you for wearing a new school uniform

(2)Being a baby is not easy, imagine your leg is itching you and you're crying and your mom gives you milk

(4)As Nigeria big reach
Nobody dey repair ear piece

(5)I know it's not good to eat 🍽 in your dream but have you tested there goat meat


(5)How to get pink lips
Just kiss hot iron and
Thank me later

Pause~forget about the numbering I'm drunk

(6)Those guys that normally look back to view a girls nyash whenever she passes by.. One day u will look back and turn to salt 🫰

(7)I bought beer for my father-in-law.
He got drunk and shouted , "one day my daughter will get a better man" wetin e mean

(8)Once I get married I will
Only have 5 kids,4 children,
7 sons,6 daughters,3
babies,2 pikin,8 boys, with 2 girls

(9)Your mom is the most beautiful woman in your life , Stop lying to your girlfriend

(10)Facebook should stop reminding me about people's birthdays

I don't sell cake

cutie if I've made you smile ,appreciate me by following me for more interesting joke
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Cardinal Arinze @ 40 Years a Cardinal.

Today, we celebrate a living legend: Francis Cardinal Arinze—Nigerian by birth, Vatican veteran by calling, and eternal powerhouse of Catholic wisdom!

Exactly 40 years ago, Pope John Paul II looked at then-Archbishop Arinze and said, “Let’s make this guy a cardinal.” And what a choice! Since May 25, 1985, Cardinal Arinze has been wearing red (spiritually, of course) longer than most of us have worn socks.

He’s been:

A master of interreligious dialogue (basically, the Church’s peace ambassador).

A liturgy boss at the Vatican (aka the guy who kept Mass meaningful).

A walking encyclopedia of faith with a smile that could convert skeptics.

Now 92 years young, he’s still sharper than ever—and still holier than your Wi-Fi signal on Sunday morning.

Cardinal Arinze, thank you for being a prayerful powerhouse, wise warrior of the Word, and proud son of Africa. You’ve served the Church with joy.

Cheers to 40 cardinal years—and still counting!
May God grant you many more years of grace and laughter
Rev Fr Prince Chidi Philip

My Dearest,

As I sit down to write this letter, I'm filled with so much love and gratitude for you. You bring light and joy into my life, and I'm grateful for every moment we share.

Your presence makes my heart skip a beat, and your touch ignites a fire within me. You are my safe haven, my partner, and my best friend.

I cherish our laughter, our adventures, and our quiet moments together. You make me feel seen, heard, and loved in ways I never thought possible.

Thank you for being you and for loving me unconditionally. I'm so grateful to have you in my life.

With all my love,
Your Forever

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*DID YOU KNOW?*

* The Sistine Chapel in Vatican is a historic building of such acclaim that over five million people come to visit it every year. It takes its name from Pope Sixtus IV, who commissioned its construction on the foundations of the original Capella Magna in 1477.

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*TODAY IN HISTORY*

* On this day in 1963, 32 African countries formed a coalition against white rule. The Organisation of African Unity was founded to promote decolonization and end white minority governments in Africa. The OAU was replaced by the African Union in 2002.

* On this day in 1977, the first Star Wars film was released. George Lucas’ epic space opera is one of the most popular works in movie history.

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Believe in yourself and believe in love. Love something. – Andrew Wyeth

Good morning


*Compiled by Hon. Osuji George osujis@yahoo.com, +234-8122200446*

I'm just a hotel waiter. I met Madam Iruoma when I went to deliver her dinner to her.

Madam Iruoma booked a VIP room in our hotel. It was literally the first time I met her. When I saw her that night, I noticed the worry on her face. Something was bothering her.

After serving her food, I left. I went to my colleague Mike. Mike is my paddy paddy in the hotel.

Bro did you observe anything strange with the woman that booked the room 002 VIP. I asked Mike.

Something like what? Bro I don't look at anybody's face in this hotel o, my work is to serve food. Mike said. That's bad bro, something is troubling her. I said.

Ayochidi I know you just newly started working here about a week ago, to keep your job, I suggest you mind your business. Anything troubling her will not pass her boyfriend or husband cheated on her. So she just come to relax her mind. Mike said to me. Really? I asked Mike. Or? Mike said.

Or she haven't received serious knacking for a long time. Mike said and let out a laugh. That's not funny bro. I said.

Few hours later Madam Iruoma called and I went and took her dishes away. I wanted to ask her what was bothering her, but Mike already told me it wasn't on my jurisdiction.

After work that night because I was on night shift, I went home the following morning. When I got home. My landlord was already outside waiting for me.

Ayochidi, you think you can hide forever abi? My landlord asked me. No sir, I started a new job a week ago, that's where I'm coming from. I said to my landlord.

Ayochidi! You have three days to come up with my rent. Three days. If I don't see my rent. When you return from where ever you go at night. You will see your things outside. My landlord said.

Sir give me till month end. I promise to pay by month end. I said. Three days! My landlord said and angrily left my house.

I went into my house and sat down. I was thinking of where to raise my rent in three days when a call came in from my mother in the village.

Hello brother; that was my baby sister calling. She used my mother's phone to call me. Brother, Waec will soon be closing registration. My little sister reminded me. Mma I will send the money soon. I said. And even Mommy's medicine has finish, we have to buy another set. My sister said. I will send the money. I said.

Life was really difficult, from thinking how to raise money. I slept off. I have been awake all night.

Again It was night; I went to the hotel. Madam Iruoma was still in the hotel. She had orderd for dinner. I went and served her dinner.

I was about to leave when she called me back. Can I speak with you? She asked me. Please come and sit. She said. Is there a problem? I asked her. No there's No problem at all. I just want someone to talk to. I have lodged here to two days now and I feel bored. She said.

Is everything okay? I asked her. Firstly what's your name? She asked me. My Name is Ayochidi. I replied. Ayochidi? Is that not like Igbo and Yoruba? She asked me. It is ma. I replied.

My name is Iruoma. She said. Nice to meet you ma. I said. Enough with the ma's. Call me Iruoma. She said.

She came close to me and started touching me. Ma, I don't think this is proper. I said. Are you a baby. She said. I don't understand. I said.

Just make me feel like a woman. Iruoma said. I think I have to go now. I said.

That day I left her room. But for the next two days she kept insisting that I personally continued delivering her food to her.

I have really thought about it. On the third day, when I went to deliver her food. She asked me what was it I wanted. I should name anything. And she would do it for me.

That was the very moment my entire life changed.

Your shares is my biggest motivation to continue...

To Be Continued.

Title: Room Service 1

My Name is Ayochidi and Writing Choose Me...002

"A son of NOBODY that wants to become SOMEBODY without knowing ANYBODY must not think like EVERYBODY."

I know my struggles. I know where I’m coming from.
Don’t just admire the shine — understand the story behind it. I didn’t get here by watching others win; I put in the work.
There were days I had nothing to eat.
People laughed. Even my own family didn’t believe I’d become a great musician.
They said, “Music doesn’t pay in Africa.”
But I refused to listen.

I packed my bags, left home, and started life on my own — chasing a dream no one could see but me.
That’s when reality hit hard… life wasn’t what I bargained for.

But I made a vow: “If I make it, I’ll tell it all.”

Don’t just admire us from afar — come closer and hear the pain behind the praise.

Do you know how many times I begged to perform at small shows and got rejected?
How many times I was embarrassed, pushed aside, or sang for free with nothing but hope in my pocket?

But I never gave up.
I told myself, “I’m getting there, no matter what.”
I believed in myself. I fought.
And that’s how I became who I am today.

— Olamide

Laugh before you go to bed