Vanessa and the Blesser with a Potbelly
In the heart of Soweto, drama was loading like WiFi on Eskom power-saver mode.
Mark, the neighborhood slay king, stood by the wall chewing matchstick like he owned Johannesburg. He spotted Vanessa, his long-time crush, walking proudly with a man who looked like he just escaped from a sugar factory stomach out, head shiny, and wearing a belt that was clearly hanging on for dear life.
Vanessa, Mark shouted. So you dumped me for this sugarloaf of a man just because he’s rich, eeh
Vanessa didn’t even flinch. She flipped her wig back and said,
Hey Mark, let me tell you. He’s not just rich. He’s also sexy, handsome, and humble. Something you can never spell, even with autocorrect
The potbellied man, clearly enjoying the drama, hugged Vanessa tighter and whispered,
Babe, please stop insulting me,my ego is still shaking
Mark stood there frozen like expired polony.
The street kids laughed, an old gogo passing by shouted Yoh This generation will humble you and one taxi driver even hooted in support.
In South Africa, even if you have six-packs, a BMW mind, and a TikTok account,if you’re broke, love will still pass you like a minibus with no brakeVanessa and the Blesser with a Potbelly
In the heart of Soweto, drama was loading like WiFi on Eskom power-saver mode.
Mark, the neighborhood slay king, stood by the wall chewing matchstick like he owned Johannesburg. He spotted Vanessa, his long-time crush, walking proudly with a man who looked like he just escaped from a sugar factory stomach out, head shiny, and wearing a belt that was clearly hanging on for dear life.
Vanessa, Mark shouted. So you dumped me for this sugarloaf of a man just because he’s rich, eeh
Vanessa didn’t even flinch. She flipped her wig back and said,
Hey Mark, let me tell you. He’s not just rich. He’s also sexy, handsome, and humble. Something you can never spell, even with autocorrect
The potbellied man, clearly enjoying the drama, hugged Vanessa tighter and whispered,
Babe, please stop insulting me,my ego is still shaking
Mark stood there frozen like expired polony.
The street kids laughed, an old gogo passing by shouted Yoh This generation will humble you and one taxi driver even hooted in support.
In South Africa, even if you have six-packs, a BMW mind, and a TikTok account,if you’re broke, love will still pass you like a minibus with no brake
In the heart of Soweto, drama was loading like WiFi on Eskom power-saver mode.
Mark, the neighborhood slay king, stood by the wall chewing matchstick like he owned Johannesburg. He spotted Vanessa, his long-time crush, walking proudly with a man who looked like he just escaped from a sugar factory stomach out, head shiny, and wearing a belt that was clearly hanging on for dear life.
Vanessa, Mark shouted. So you dumped me for this sugarloaf of a man just because he’s rich, eeh
Vanessa didn’t even flinch. She flipped her wig back and said,
Hey Mark, let me tell you. He’s not just rich. He’s also sexy, handsome, and humble. Something you can never spell, even with autocorrect
The potbellied man, clearly enjoying the drama, hugged Vanessa tighter and whispered,
Babe, please stop insulting me,my ego is still shaking
Mark stood there frozen like expired polony.
The street kids laughed, an old gogo passing by shouted Yoh This generation will humble you and one taxi driver even hooted in support.
In South Africa, even if you have six-packs, a BMW mind, and a TikTok account,if you’re broke, love will still pass you like a minibus with no brakeVanessa and the Blesser with a Potbelly
In the heart of Soweto, drama was loading like WiFi on Eskom power-saver mode.
Mark, the neighborhood slay king, stood by the wall chewing matchstick like he owned Johannesburg. He spotted Vanessa, his long-time crush, walking proudly with a man who looked like he just escaped from a sugar factory stomach out, head shiny, and wearing a belt that was clearly hanging on for dear life.
Vanessa, Mark shouted. So you dumped me for this sugarloaf of a man just because he’s rich, eeh
Vanessa didn’t even flinch. She flipped her wig back and said,
Hey Mark, let me tell you. He’s not just rich. He’s also sexy, handsome, and humble. Something you can never spell, even with autocorrect
The potbellied man, clearly enjoying the drama, hugged Vanessa tighter and whispered,
Babe, please stop insulting me,my ego is still shaking
Mark stood there frozen like expired polony.
The street kids laughed, an old gogo passing by shouted Yoh This generation will humble you and one taxi driver even hooted in support.
In South Africa, even if you have six-packs, a BMW mind, and a TikTok account,if you’re broke, love will still pass you like a minibus with no brake
Vanessa and the Blesser with a Potbelly 🤣🤣🤣
In the heart of Soweto, drama was loading like WiFi on Eskom power-saver mode.
Mark, the neighborhood slay king, stood by the wall chewing matchstick like he owned Johannesburg. He spotted Vanessa, his long-time crush, walking proudly with a man who looked like he just escaped from a sugar factory stomach out, head shiny, and wearing a belt that was clearly hanging on for dear life.🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Vanessa, Mark shouted. So you dumped me for this sugarloaf of a man just because he’s rich, eeh😂🤣
Vanessa didn’t even flinch. She flipped her wig back and said,
Hey Mark, let me tell you. He’s not just rich. He’s also sexy, handsome, and humble. Something you can never spell, even with autocorrect😂🤣🤣
The potbellied man, clearly enjoying the drama, hugged Vanessa tighter and whispered,
Babe, please stop insulting me,my ego is still shaking😂🤣😂🤣
Mark stood there frozen like expired polony.
The street kids laughed, an old gogo passing by shouted Yoh This generation will humble you and one taxi driver even hooted in support.🤣😂
In South Africa, even if you have six-packs, a BMW mind, and a TikTok account,if you’re broke, love will still pass you like a minibus with no brake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Vanessa and the Blesser with a Potbelly 🤣🤣🤣
In the heart of Soweto, drama was loading like WiFi on Eskom power-saver mode.
Mark, the neighborhood slay king, stood by the wall chewing matchstick like he owned Johannesburg. He spotted Vanessa, his long-time crush, walking proudly with a man who looked like he just escaped from a sugar factory stomach out, head shiny, and wearing a belt that was clearly hanging on for dear life.🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Vanessa, Mark shouted. So you dumped me for this sugarloaf of a man just because he’s rich, eeh😂🤣
Vanessa didn’t even flinch. She flipped her wig back and said,
Hey Mark, let me tell you. He’s not just rich. He’s also sexy, handsome, and humble. Something you can never spell, even with autocorrect😂🤣🤣
The potbellied man, clearly enjoying the drama, hugged Vanessa tighter and whispered,
Babe, please stop insulting me,my ego is still shaking😂🤣😂🤣
Mark stood there frozen like expired polony.
The street kids laughed, an old gogo passing by shouted Yoh This generation will humble you and one taxi driver even hooted in support.🤣😂
In South Africa, even if you have six-packs, a BMW mind, and a TikTok account,if you’re broke, love will still pass you like a minibus with no brake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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