"After I married my wife, I noticed something strange… Money kept disappearing from my wallet! "
I’d ask her and she’d say, “Am I not the guardian of your wallet?”
I asked my daughter too — she said “It’s not me, daddy.”
But deep down, I suspected it was madam.
So I decided to test the waters… and spice things up with a little prank.
I bought a condom and got my doctor friend to cook up a positive pregnancy test. I tucked both inside my wallet .
Came home, dropped my wallet at my usual spot, grabbed cold beer from the fridge, and waited.
Few hours later… Wahala landed.
My wife stormed in and slammed my wallet on the table.
"Who owns THIS?!" she shouted.
I couldn’t help it — I just burst out laughing and said, “So you’re the thief after all.”
Her response?
"When I married you, I heard '1+1=1'. Meaning everything you own is also mine — including your wallet and boxers. But that doesn’t answer my question, Mr. Man... WHO owns this pregnancy test??”
Omo! That day, my mouth dry. I explained tire! Thank God my doctor friend backed me up.
Since that day? I no prank her again ooo!
Moral lesson- Women will always find a way to flip the script and win the argument. Even when they’re caught red-handed.
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I’d ask her and she’d say, “Am I not the guardian of your wallet?”
I asked my daughter too — she said “It’s not me, daddy.”
But deep down, I suspected it was madam.
So I decided to test the waters… and spice things up with a little prank.
I bought a condom and got my doctor friend to cook up a positive pregnancy test. I tucked both inside my wallet .
Came home, dropped my wallet at my usual spot, grabbed cold beer from the fridge, and waited.
Few hours later… Wahala landed.
My wife stormed in and slammed my wallet on the table.
"Who owns THIS?!" she shouted.
I couldn’t help it — I just burst out laughing and said, “So you’re the thief after all.”
Her response?
"When I married you, I heard '1+1=1'. Meaning everything you own is also mine — including your wallet and boxers. But that doesn’t answer my question, Mr. Man... WHO owns this pregnancy test??”
Omo! That day, my mouth dry. I explained tire! Thank God my doctor friend backed me up.
Since that day? I no prank her again ooo!
Moral lesson- Women will always find a way to flip the script and win the argument. Even when they’re caught red-handed.
#tinglespicey #mazitundeednut lseViral #nollywoodcelebrities #viralchallenge #nollywood #wizkid
"After I married my wife, I noticed something strange… Money kept disappearing from my wallet! 💸😩"
I’d ask her and she’d say, “Am I not the guardian of your wallet?”
I asked my daughter too — she said “It’s not me, daddy.”
But deep down, I suspected it was madam. 😏
So I decided to test the waters… and spice things up with a little prank. 😈
I bought a condom and got my doctor friend to cook up a positive pregnancy test. I tucked both inside my wallet .
Came home, dropped my wallet at my usual spot, grabbed cold beer from the fridge, and waited.
Few hours later… Wahala landed. 😳
My wife stormed in and slammed my wallet on the table.
"Who owns THIS?!" she shouted.
I couldn’t help it — I just burst out laughing and said, “So you’re the thief after all.”
Her response?
"When I married you, I heard '1+1=1'. Meaning everything you own is also mine — including your wallet and boxers. But that doesn’t answer my question, Mr. Man... WHO owns this pregnancy test??” 😤
Omo! That day, my mouth dry. I explained tire! Thank God my doctor friend backed me up.
Since that day? I no prank her again ooo! 🤣🤣🤣
Moral lesson- Women will always find a way to flip the script and win the argument. Even when they’re caught red-handed. 😂😂😂
#tinglespicey #mazitundeednut lseViral #nollywoodcelebrities #viralchallenge #nollywood #wizkid
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