• My fine brother she can never discard you like that. Justice for odogwu
    My fine brother she can never discard you like that. Justice for odogwu
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  • A SNAKE IN THE ROOM!

    I was in my room last night when my neighbour
    started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! "

    I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand.
    When I dashed into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my neighbour inside her
    sitting room and other neighbours joined me with their heavy sticks.

    We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you evil snake!".
    I wanted to be a hero that night, so I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with red
    eyes. Then, I said if I count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then, Peeeeeeeem! NEPA seized the light and deep darkness covered the room.

    Omo come and see stamped in the room, the worst part was that non of us remembered where the door was located. My neighbors and I were just jumping haphazardly like reggae dancers on stage because we didn't know whether the snake was close by. Some people climbed chairs while some climbed the center table. Me I found myself on top of the fridge. We were just hitting one another with our sticks thinking it was the snake! If somebody mistakenly touch another person a heavy wood will hit the person with immediate alacrity.

    As I was standing on the fridge, few seconds later something soft touched my ankle! Omo I didn't waste time in hitting the thing with my big stick! Immediately, I heard cry in the room Somebody was shouting "Jesus! My head oo! Who hit me?" It was then I realized that I had hit a human being. I moved blindly forward to console the person then I mistakenly fell from the fridge and my hand touched something that looked like somebody's kneel! Almost immediately a heavy wood landed on my hand I shouted "Blood of God who hit me" Papa Emeka shouted "Jesus Jerry no vex na me, I think say na the snake touch me.

    Few seconds later Nepa restored power supply and everywhere became bright again. I looked up and saw papa David hanging on the ceiling fan.


    A SNAKE IN THE ROOM! 😂😂😂 I was in my room last night when my neighbour started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! "😳😳🙆 I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand. When I dashed into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my neighbour inside her sitting room and other neighbours joined me with their heavy sticks. We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you evil snake!". I wanted to be a hero that night, so I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with red eyes. Then, I said if I count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then, Peeeeeeeem! NEPA seized the light and deep darkness covered the room. Omo come and see stamped in the room,😂 the worst part was that non of us remembered where the door was located. My neighbors and I were just jumping haphazardly like reggae dancers on stage because we didn't know whether the snake was close by. Some people climbed chairs while some climbed the center table. Me I found myself on top of the fridge. We were just hitting one another with our sticks thinking it was the snake!😂 If somebody mistakenly touch another person a heavy wood will hit the person with immediate alacrity.😂😂😂 As I was standing on the fridge, few seconds later something soft touched my ankle!😂 Omo I didn't waste time in hitting the thing with my big stick! Immediately, I heard cry in the room😂 Somebody was shouting "Jesus! My head oo! Who hit me?" It was then I realized that I had hit a human being.😂 I moved blindly forward to console the person then I mistakenly fell from the fridge and my hand touched something that looked like somebody's kneel! Almost immediately a heavy wood landed on my hand😂 I shouted "Blood of God who hit me" Papa Emeka shouted "Jesus Jerry no vex na me, I think say na the snake touch me.😂😂😂 Few seconds later Nepa restored power supply and everywhere became bright again. I looked up and saw papa David hanging on the ceiling fan.😂😂😂
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  • "Dear men, any girl who says you must marry her before Knacking doesn't love you and is not a Vîrgin. You need to Test and confirm before putting a ring." Nosa Rex

    "Sometimes I don't just understand what is wrong with some men. I can't believe that in 2025, a man will still be dating a girl and planning to marry her when he hasn't Knacked her even once. Forget all this stories of pre-marital s£x and all that. The world is changing and we need to move with the world. Before you marry any girl, you're supposed to Knack her. If she says she's a Vîrgin, knack her and confirm. What if you marry her and realize that her Kuntos is slacked? Knacking is a very important part of marriage which shouldn't be joked with. You both might even love each other but aren't compatible in Bêd. You need to check every corner of the Kuntos and be sure you like it before paying bride price.
    There are some girls that go around Knacking everywhere and when they want to get married, they start forming Holy Mary. Men! Be wise so you don't fall for any of their trîcks. D0ke before you marry. If any girl says you can't d0ke her before marriage, just leave her and move on. A lot of marriages faîl because of S£x issues but they'll never tell you."

    — Nosa Rex

    #Ngalimsylvarius'blog
    "Dear men, any girl who says you must marry her before Knacking doesn't love you and is not a Vîrgin. You need to Test and confirm before putting a ring." Nosa Rex "Sometimes I don't just understand what is wrong with some men. I can't believe that in 2025, a man will still be dating a girl and planning to marry her when he hasn't Knacked her even once. Forget all this stories of pre-marital s£x and all that. The world is changing and we need to move with the world. Before you marry any girl, you're supposed to Knack her. If she says she's a Vîrgin, knack her and confirm. What if you marry her and realize that her Kuntos is slacked? Knacking is a very important part of marriage which shouldn't be joked with. You both might even love each other but aren't compatible in Bêd. You need to check every corner of the Kuntos and be sure you like it before paying bride price. There are some girls that go around Knacking everywhere and when they want to get married, they start forming Holy Mary. Men! Be wise so you don't fall for any of their trîcks. D0ke before you marry. If any girl says you can't d0ke her before marriage, just leave her and move on. A lot of marriages faîl because of S£x issues but they'll never tell you." — Nosa Rex #Ngalimsylvarius'blog
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  • Someone asked for your name,and you responded"I'm Joshua by name"

    Like???,we can tolerate people that usually say "my names are"

    But what the hell is I'm Joshua by name,what else can you be Joshua by?

    Can you be Joshua by age?
    Can you be Joshua by month?
    Can you be Joshua by sex?

    Just say"my name is Joshua" simple
    Someone asked for your name,and you responded"I'm Joshua by name" Like???,we can tolerate people that usually say "my names are" But what the hell is I'm Joshua by name,what else can you be Joshua by? Can you be Joshua by age? Can you be Joshua by month? Can you be Joshua by sex? Just say"my name is Joshua" simple 😒
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  • 41 THINGS TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTERS AS THEY GROW...✍🏾

    1: Tell your daughter that Money has no gender. She can make money the way any Man can make it and even more.

    2: Tell her to step into the FIELD not the BED to make money. Money from the field comes with dignity, money from the Bed comes with STD.

    3: Let your daughter know that she need to trade her brain not her privates to make money.

    4: Train your daughter never to pray to marry a rich man, but to work to become rich girl.

    5: Train your daughter never to pray to marry a Governor but to work to become the President.

    6: Train your daughter that the instrument of money making is under the Hat not under the skirt.

    7: Train your Daughter never to Man-hunt but to focus her focus and she will become the focus of many Men.

    8: Train your daughter that no man can love her like God, so she must never trade her relationship with God with a relationship with any Man.

    9: Train your daughter that internet never forget or forgive, let her know that the foolish post she makes in the internet can depose her from her post tomorrow.

    10: Tell your daughter that time wait for no man, if she waste her time with a foolish man, she will wake up one day to discover that it is night time.

    11: Tell your daughter that life give back what you give into it, wickedness will be fully repaid.

    12: Tell your daughter that beauty is not in exposing nakedness, it is dressing to look like a Queen.

    13: Tell your daughter that she is a princess and not a prostitute, tell her to dress to prove she is.

    14: Tell your daughter that it is a great wickedness to sleep with the husband of another Woman.

    15: let her know that married men do not love her, they only see her as available sex toy to satisfy the urge in them.

    16: Let your daughter know that the best friend she can keep is God, He can not disappoint her.

    17: let your daughter know that beauty without brain makes one look like a Decorated pig.

    18: teach your daughter to believe in herself because she is capable of doing whatever she believes she can do.

    19: Teach your daughter never to think that wealth is sexually transmitted. Sleeping with wealthy men will only make her a whore not wealthy.

    20: tell your daughter good look does not make a man a good Man. He can have 6 PACKS and be a PACK of trouble.

    21: teach your daughter never to be a Run girl because run girls normally RUN into trouble.

    22: Tell your daughter knowing God is not negotiable and being righteous should be her entire Life principle.

    23: Tell your daughter time go fast and wait for no one, she should stop thinking she has time to waste, she should get up now before it is too late.

    24: Tell your daughter nobody wants to marry a liability, every man is looking for Help-meet not help-eat.

    25: Tell your daughter she must have her own sources of income. A woman without her own sources of income will be embarrassed by her husband, in law and even her own Children.

    26: Tell your daughter it is not all that glitters that are gold Some May even be a ball of fire.

    27: Tell your daughter her body is not for sale but to preserve it for the man that deserve it after her wedding.

    28: Tell your daughter failure is not the end but a bend.

    29: Tell your daughter there is no height she can not attain, if she can just dare it.

    30: Tell your daughter courtship is not marriage, she can still let go any man with red flags.

    31: Tell your daughter that a broken courtship is not a divorce she can still get out of relationship at any time before wedding.

    32: Tell your daughter she is beautiful, if a guy tells her she is, she will say my Dad told me too.

    33: Tell your daughter never to be a runs girl, because this will ruin her future and destiny.

    34: Tell your daughter that Marriage is more important than Wedding, she should take more time to prepare for marriage than wedding.

    35: Tell your daughter Love is not enough for marriage, commitment, faithfulness, purity, contentment, communication, training etc are needed.

    36: Tell your daughters that attitude is more than beauty.

    38: Tell your daughter Labour bring favour

    39: Tell your daughter she is not to submit to Men but her husband

    40: Tell your daughter that marriage choice making may bring PAIN OR GAIN

    41: Tell your daughter that it is not all Professors of love that are POSSESSORS OF LOVE, He may say I love you, he might actually mean I love sex.
    41 THINGS TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTERS AS THEY GROW...✍🏾 1: Tell your daughter that Money has no gender. She can make money the way any Man can make it and even more. 2: Tell her to step into the FIELD not the BED to make money. Money from the field comes with dignity, money from the Bed comes with STD. 3: Let your daughter know that she need to trade her brain not her privates to make money. 4: Train your daughter never to pray to marry a rich man, but to work to become rich girl. 5: Train your daughter never to pray to marry a Governor but to work to become the President. 6: Train your daughter that the instrument of money making is under the Hat not under the skirt. 7: Train your Daughter never to Man-hunt but to focus her focus and she will become the focus of many Men. 8: Train your daughter that no man can love her like God, so she must never trade her relationship with God with a relationship with any Man. 9: Train your daughter that internet never forget or forgive, let her know that the foolish post she makes in the internet can depose her from her post tomorrow. 10: Tell your daughter that time wait for no man, if she waste her time with a foolish man, she will wake up one day to discover that it is night time. 11: Tell your daughter that life give back what you give into it, wickedness will be fully repaid. 12: Tell your daughter that beauty is not in exposing nakedness, it is dressing to look like a Queen. 13: Tell your daughter that she is a princess and not a prostitute, tell her to dress to prove she is. 14: Tell your daughter that it is a great wickedness to sleep with the husband of another Woman. 15: let her know that married men do not love her, they only see her as available sex toy to satisfy the urge in them. 16: Let your daughter know that the best friend she can keep is God, He can not disappoint her. 17: let your daughter know that beauty without brain makes one look like a Decorated pig. 18: teach your daughter to believe in herself because she is capable of doing whatever she believes she can do. 19: Teach your daughter never to think that wealth is sexually transmitted. Sleeping with wealthy men will only make her a whore not wealthy. 20: tell your daughter good look does not make a man a good Man. He can have 6 PACKS and be a PACK of trouble. 21: teach your daughter never to be a Run girl because run girls normally RUN into trouble. 22: Tell your daughter knowing God is not negotiable and being righteous should be her entire Life principle. 23: Tell your daughter time go fast and wait for no one, she should stop thinking she has time to waste, she should get up now before it is too late. 24: Tell your daughter nobody wants to marry a liability, every man is looking for Help-meet not help-eat. 25: Tell your daughter she must have her own sources of income. A woman without her own sources of income will be embarrassed by her husband, in law and even her own Children. 26: Tell your daughter it is not all that glitters that are gold Some May even be a ball of fire. 27: Tell your daughter her body is not for sale but to preserve it for the man that deserve it after her wedding. 28: Tell your daughter failure is not the end but a bend. 29: Tell your daughter there is no height she can not attain, if she can just dare it. 30: Tell your daughter courtship is not marriage, she can still let go any man with red flags. 31: Tell your daughter that a broken courtship is not a divorce she can still get out of relationship at any time before wedding. 32: Tell your daughter she is beautiful, if a guy tells her she is, she will say my Dad told me too. 33: Tell your daughter never to be a runs girl, because this will ruin her future and destiny. 34: Tell your daughter that Marriage is more important than Wedding, she should take more time to prepare for marriage than wedding. 35: Tell your daughter Love is not enough for marriage, commitment, faithfulness, purity, contentment, communication, training etc are needed. 36: Tell your daughters that attitude is more than beauty. 38: Tell your daughter Labour bring favour 39: Tell your daughter she is not to submit to Men but her husband 40: Tell your daughter that marriage choice making may bring PAIN OR GAIN 41: Tell your daughter that it is not all Professors of love that are POSSESSORS OF LOVE, He may say I love you, he might actually mean I love sex.
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  • Tiktok acct for sale
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    Tiktok acct for sale 97 followers 400+ likes 59 followers 900+ likes
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  • Gada.chat is presently the reigning social media platform that has taken the world by suprise, even paying us from monitoring spirits who refused to like or comment on our posts etc, but as they monitor us viewing our posts, we are being paid
    Gada.chat is presently the reigning social media platform that has taken the world by suprise, even paying us from monitoring spirits who refused to like or comment on our posts etc, but as they monitor us viewing our posts, we are being paid
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  • Lady posted her father on father's Day
    Her friend reply say : Where you know this useless man wey no like dey use côndom
    Lady posted her father on father's Day Her friend reply say : Where you know this useless man wey no like dey use côndom 😂😂 😂
    Wow
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  • I will also like to introduce a pre-order business that guarantee you a maximum reduction in prices. Where you can order gadgets,dresses,household appliances etc I live in Cameroon Buea precisely.
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    I will also like to introduce a pre-order business that guarantee you a maximum reduction in prices. Where you can order gadgets,dresses,household appliances etc I live in Cameroon Buea precisely. I'm open for business Read more
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  • I smile when I see people that believe dairy is the problem .
    Dairy isn't the problem.
    Your Milk Is Just Rubbish”
    Let’s be honest…
    You didn’t cancel dairy because it hurt you.
    You cancelled it because the wellness police told you it was toxic.
    So you jumped to almond juice and oat-flavoured sugar water and called it health.
    Real dairy is ancestral nutrition.
    Not supermarket poison.
    Full-fat milk from grass-fed cows balances hormones.
    Raw cheese is gut therapy rich in K2, calcium, and life.
    Fermented milk (like kefir) builds a warrior gut.
    But instead of that, you're sipping...
    Shelf-stable milk that’s been boiled to death.
    "Low-fat" milk that’s stripped of every hormone-loving nutrient.
    Powdered milk that’s older than your pastor’s Bible.
    Stop generalizing them.
    Dairy didn’t betray you.
    Factory farming did.
    Ultra-processing did.
    Nutrition-by-fear did.
    Your grandma was drinking raw milk, pounding yam, walking barefoot in the sun and glowing at 70 with zero supplements or oat milk nonsense.
    Get raw, grass-fed milk if you can.
    Try fermented dairy (kefir), raw yogurt especially if lactose bothers you.
    Ditch the low-fat lie. The fat is the medicine.
    Add cinnamon, turmeric, or ginger for digestion power.
    It’s not the cow. It’s the corruption.
    And oh, the milk we have in Nigeria is mostly soy lecithin.
    I smile when I see people that believe dairy is the problem . Dairy isn't the problem. Your Milk Is Just Rubbish” Let’s be honest… You didn’t cancel dairy because it hurt you. You cancelled it because the wellness police told you it was toxic. So you jumped to almond juice and oat-flavoured sugar water and called it health. Real dairy is ancestral nutrition. Not supermarket poison. Full-fat milk from grass-fed cows balances hormones. Raw cheese is gut therapy rich in K2, calcium, and life. Fermented milk (like kefir) builds a warrior gut. But instead of that, you're sipping... Shelf-stable milk that’s been boiled to death. "Low-fat" milk that’s stripped of every hormone-loving nutrient. Powdered milk that’s older than your pastor’s Bible. Stop generalizing them. Dairy didn’t betray you. Factory farming did. Ultra-processing did. Nutrition-by-fear did. Your grandma was drinking raw milk, pounding yam, walking barefoot in the sun and glowing at 70 with zero supplements or oat milk nonsense. Get raw, grass-fed milk if you can. Try fermented dairy (kefir), raw yogurt especially if lactose bothers you. Ditch the low-fat lie. The fat is the medicine. Add cinnamon, turmeric, or ginger for digestion power. It’s not the cow. It’s the corruption. And oh, the milk we have in Nigeria is mostly soy lecithin.
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  • You’re not healing because your body still thinks you’re in a warzone.
    Yes, even with your green smoothies.
    Even with your sea moss and your 5AM journaling.
    Even with all the “high-performance” habits you copied from some guy on YouTube.
    Let’s stop lying to ourselves.
    Healing is not just about food, supplements, or routines.
    It’s about safety.
    And some of you are still sleeping beside what your body sees as a threat.
    A man you don’t trust.
    A woman with venom as potent as black mamba.
    A job that’s killing your soul.
    A house that feels like trauma in wallpaper form.
    You think your problem is your gut?
    It’s not just your gut.
    It’s your nervous system.
    Your body is still bracing.
    Still waiting for the next shout.
    The next slap.
    The next betrayal.
    The next emotional landmine.
    So, you’re bloated.
    You’re not ovulating.
    Your digestion is trash.
    Your libido is gone.
    Your cortisol is always high.
    Your sleep is a joke.
    Because your biology is not ******.
    It won’t heal in danger.
    And safety is not a Pinterest board—it’s a signal.
    You want to heal?
    Ask yourself:
    – Do I feel safe in this body?
    – Do I feel safe in this bed?
    – Do I feel safe in this life?
    Because until the answer is YES…
    Your healing will remain halfway.
    Your hormones will keep fighting you.
    Your organs will keep holding their breath.
    You can’t meditate your way out of a toxic marriage.
    You can’t supplement your way through chronic disrespect.
    You can’t turmeric your way through emotional neglect.
    Sometimes the cure is not another protocol.
    It’s leaving the damn room.
    Your body has been whispering.
    Now it’s screaming.
    Create safety.
    Not just strategy.
    Not just schedules.
    Safety.
    That’s where healing begins.
    You’re not healing because your body still thinks you’re in a warzone. Yes, even with your green smoothies. Even with your sea moss and your 5AM journaling. Even with all the “high-performance” habits you copied from some guy on YouTube. Let’s stop lying to ourselves. Healing is not just about food, supplements, or routines. It’s about safety. And some of you are still sleeping beside what your body sees as a threat. A man you don’t trust. A woman with venom as potent as black mamba. A job that’s killing your soul. A house that feels like trauma in wallpaper form. You think your problem is your gut? It’s not just your gut. It’s your nervous system. Your body is still bracing. Still waiting for the next shout. The next slap. The next betrayal. The next emotional landmine. So, you’re bloated. You’re not ovulating. Your digestion is trash. Your libido is gone. Your cortisol is always high. Your sleep is a joke. Because your biology is not stupid. It won’t heal in danger. And safety is not a Pinterest board—it’s a signal. 📍You want to heal? Ask yourself: – Do I feel safe in this body? – Do I feel safe in this bed? – Do I feel safe in this life? Because until the answer is YES… Your healing will remain halfway. Your hormones will keep fighting you. Your organs will keep holding their breath. You can’t meditate your way out of a toxic marriage. You can’t supplement your way through chronic disrespect. You can’t turmeric your way through emotional neglect. Sometimes the cure is not another protocol. It’s leaving the damn room. Your body has been whispering. Now it’s screaming. 📌 Create safety. Not just strategy. Not just schedules. Safety. That’s where healing begins.
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  • Before God mountains skip like rams and the little hills like lambs
    Before God mountains skip like rams and the little hills like lambs🙏
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