_A Nigerian man living abroad called his mum and said,_
_"Mom, I've got HIV and so I am coming back home."_
_The mom bēgged him not to come back home._
_Surprisingly, he asked her why she said so._
And the mom said, _"if you come home, your wife will get it and she will give it to your brother. Your brother will give it to our house girl and the house girl will give it to your father. And your father will give it to me, and I will give it to our driver. And the driver will give it to your sister, and if your sister gets it, she will give it to the entire villagers._
_So we are counting on you to dīe alone abeg_

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Quotes from Some "Wise Thinkers"

1. True evil comes from someone who was once kind.
Cesare Pavese

2. I don’t mind losing those who don’t want me, for I’ve lost those I wanted, and I’m still alive.
Karl May

3. One conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of studying books.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

4. The corruption of justice leads to the downfall of nations.
Ibn Khaldun

5. If you want to conquer anxiety and start living, count your blessings instead of your troubles.
Dale Carnegie

6. If you want to fail, try to please everyone.
Erwin Rommel

7. No one harmed me except those I knew; may God bless everyone I don’t know!
Abu Al-Alaa Al-Ma’arri

8. This world crushes justice with disgrace every single day.
Ghassan Kanafani

9. If you see the lion's fangs bared, don’t assume the lion is smiling!
Al-Mutanabbi

10. To be honest is to be an enemy to all.
Gibran Khalil Gibran

11. The first obstacle to an individual’s development is the family.
Leo Tolstoy

12. Increased awareness intensifies pain, and most sufferers of psychological depression are intellectuals.
Adel Sadeq

13. When you respect me well and treat me with courtesy, it’s not a feather in my cap; instead, you’ll be the crown on my head!
Ibrahim El-Fiky

14. You need to have wished for death to truly value life.
Winston Churchill

15. Kindness in words creates confidence, kindness in thinking solves every difficulty, and kindness in giving creates love.
Lao Tzu

16. I know no greater sin than oppressing an innocent person in the name of religion.
Mahatma Gandhi

17. Sadness is a psychological state that allows awareness to reflect on oneself and society.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau

18. Often, the words you fear to say are the ones that most need to be spoken.
George Bernard Shaw

19. Try staying away from the internet for a while, and you’ll realize you missed nothing online, but a lot outside it—like your mothers aging unnoticed!

Abdullah Al-Mughlooth
20. Life is hope; without hope, life is lost.
Plato

21. A day without laughter is a day wasted!
Charlie Chaplin

22. No one can ambush you except those who know your moves well. Don’t share your thoughts with anyone to reach your destination safely!
Htr

23. I will never respect the world as long as there’s a child with broken eyes.
Che Guevara

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Quotes from Some Wise Thinkers:
1. True evil comes from someone who was once kind.
Cesare Pavese
2. I don’t mind losing those who don’t want me, for I’ve lost those I wanted, and I’m still alive.
Karl May
3. One conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of studying books.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
4. The corruption of justice leads to the downfall of nations.
Ibn Khaldun
5. If you want to conquer anxiety and start living, count your blessings instead of your troubles.
Dale Carnegie
6. If you want to fail, try to please everyone.
Erwin Rommel
7. No one harmed me except those I knew; may God bless everyone I don’t know!
Abu Al-Alaa Al-Ma’arri
8. This world crushes justice with disgrace every single day.
Ghassan Kanafani
9. If you see the lion's fangs bared, don’t assume the lion is smiling!
Al-Mutanabbi
10. To be honest is to be an enemy to all.
Gibran Khalil Gibran
11. The first obstacle to an individual’s development is the family.
Leo Tolstoy
12. Increased awareness intensifies pain, and most sufferers of psychological depression are intellectuals.
Adel Sadeq
13. When you respect me well and treat me with courtesy, it’s not a feather in my cap; instead, you’ll be the crown on my head!
Ibrahim El-Fiky
14. You need to have wished for death to truly value life.
Winston Churchill
15. Kindness in words creates confidence, kindness in thinking solves every difficulty, and kindness in giving creates love.
Lao Tzu
16. I know no greater sin than oppressing an innocent person in the name of religion.
Mahatma Gandhi
17. Sadness is a psychological state that allows awareness to reflect on oneself and society.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
18. Often, the words you fear to say are the ones that most need to be spoken.
George Bernard Shaw
19. Try staying away from the internet for a while, and you’ll realize you missed nothing online, but a lot outside it—like your mothers aging unnoticed!
Abdullah Al-Mughlooth
20. Life is hope; without hope, life is lost.
Plato
21. A day without laughter is a day wasted!
Charlie Chaplin
22. No one can ambush you except those who know your moves well. Don’t share your thoughts with anyone to reach your destination safely!
Htr
23. I will never respect the world as long as there’s a child with broken eyes.