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It can be funny to some people who are using the latest iPhone to see someone celebrating buying an ITEL phone. Some might even ask, what is there to celebrate about an ITEL phone?. But one thing we fail to understand is that our progress is not the same. It might not be up to what you expected, but you don't really know the efforts they put in to get it. It might not really make sense to you, I mean, the happiness of finally getting an apartment with no properties, the joy of moving out of home, or using flight for the first time, getting married, getting admission, etc. The fact it’s not up to your expectations shouldn't make you discredit it. You don't know where they are coming from and the efforts and time they have invested to be where they are. Learn to celebrate people’s achievements, no matter how small they may seem to you. What you feel is not worthy to be celebrated could be their greatest achievement. Dear you? You only understand your progress, where you are coming from and how far you have come. Do not allow societal expectations to make you celebrate little or feel it is not enough. You are trying! #Lekwa princess ijeoma

Bill Gates Explains Why His Daughter Can't Marry A Poor Man "A few years ago I attended an investment and finance conference in the United States." One of the speakers was Bill Gates, and in the question and answer stage, I asked him a question that made everyone laugh If He, the richest man in the world, could accept his daughter to marry a poor or humble man. Her response turned something into me. Billy First, understand that wealth does not mean having a busy bank account. Wealth is above all the ability to create wealth. Example: lottery winner or gambling. Even if he wins 100 million — he's not a rich man: he's a poor man with a lot of money, so 90% of lottery millionaires after 5 years become poor again. You also have rich people who don't have money. For example, most entrepreneurs. They are already on their way to wealth, even if they have no money, because they are developing their financial intelligence and that wealth. How the rich and the poor are different: To make it easier: the Rich can die to get rich, and the Poor can kill to get rich. If you see a young man who decides to train, learn new things, try to constantly improve, you must know that he is a rich person. If you see a young man who thinks the problem is in the state and who finds the rich as thieves and constantly criticizes, you must know that he is a poor man. The rich are convinced they only need information and training to take off, the poor think others need to give them money to take off. In conclusion, when I say a daughter will not marry a broke man, I'm not talking about money. I'm talking about this man's ability to create wealth. I'm sorry for what I'm going to say, but most criminals are poor people. When they face money they go mad so they steal steal etc.. To them, it's funny because they don't know how they can make money on their own. One day, a bank security guard found a bag of money, took the bag and went to hand it over to the bank manager. People called this gentleman an idiot, but actually this gentleman was just a rich man who had no money. A year later, the bank offered him the position of manager, after 3 years he was in charge of customers, after 10 years he managed the regional office of the bank, managed hundreds of employees and the annual premiums exceeded the amount he could steal. Wealth is above all a state of mind, my friend. " _doctor King House_ Credits: Amor Animales #motivationquotes #motivational #mot

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Bill Gates Explains Why His Daughter Can't Marry A Poor Man "A few years ago I attended an investment and finance conference in the United States." One of the speakers was Bill Gates, and in the question and answer stage, I asked him a question that made everyone laugh If He, the richest man in the world, could accept his daughter to marry a poor or humble man. Her response turned something into me. Billy First, understand that wealth does not mean having a busy bank account. Wealth is above all the ability to create wealth. Example: lottery winner or gambling. Even if he wins 100 million — he's not a rich man: he's a poor man with a lot of money, so 90% of lottery millionaires after 5 years become poor again. You also have rich people who don't have money. For example, most entrepreneurs. They are already on their way to wealth, even if they have no money, because they are developing their financial intelligence and that wealth. How the rich and the poor are different: To make it easier: the Rich can die to get rich, and the Poor can kill to get rich. If you see a young man who decides to train, learn new things, try to constantly improve, you must know that he is a rich person. If you see a young man who thinks the problem is in the state and who finds the rich as thieves and constantly criticizes, you must know that he is a poor man. The rich are convinced they only need information and training to take off, the poor think others need to give them money to take off. In conclusion, when I say a daughter will not marry a broke man, I'm not talking about money. I'm talking about this man's ability to create wealth. I'm sorry for what I'm going to say, but most criminals are poor people. When they face money they go mad so they steal steal etc.. To them, it's funny because they don't know how they can make money on their own. One day, a bank security guard found a bag of money, took the bag and went to hand it over to the bank manager. People called this gentleman an idiot, but actually this gentleman was just a rich man who had no money. A year later, the bank offered him the position of manager, after 3 years he was in charge of customers, after 10 years he managed the regional office of the bank, managed hundreds of employees and the annual premiums exceeded the amount he could steal. Wealth is above all a state of mind, my friend. " _doctor King House_ Credits: Amor Animales #motivationquotes #motivational #motivationalspeaker

16 HABITS A WOMAN SHOULD LEARN AND PRACTICE IN MARRIAGE WHAT ARE THE HABITS A WOMAN SHOULD LEARN AND PRACTICE IN MARRIAGE? 1.Play with your husband. Don’t be too serious always. Put romance and playfulness in your daily schedule. Look for ways to laugh together. Say something funny and do something funny. 2.Invite and Take a bath with your husband, especially at night. Enjoy the pleasure of bathing together. Showering with your spouse is sweet, intimate, and a great way to get fully comfortable with each other’s bodies. Tell him to help you scrub your back as you bathe together. Play together in the bathroom. 3 Give your husband a serious shoulder, back, and neck massage in the bathroom, bedroom, and living room as often as possible. You don’t need to be an expert to give your spouse a good message. Ask your spouse to lie on his body. 4 Say “I love you” to your husband often. Tell him and show him you love him so much. It is not only women that are moved by what they hear. Men are moved by what they hear too. 5 Call, Or Send A Romantic Text Message To Your Husband. Call, email, or send a romantic text message to him when you’re apart so he knows you are thinking of him. Call him on phone whenever he goes out just to say, “I love you”, and you can’t wait to see him back home. Do it now! 6.When your husband comes back from the office, meet him as if this is what you have been waiting for all day. Smile at him. Give him a kiss and a hug. Don’t have a sour face. Smile when you see him always and welcome him home with a hug. Let him know you are happy to see him. Help him unbutton his shirt as he undresses after an outing. 7.When last did you buy a gift for your husband? Surprise him with a fun gift of some kind that he’d enjoy having this month. Buy him a new set of underwear. Buy him new pair of socks, belts, shoes, shirts, trousers, wristwatch or handset. Nothing is too small or big to give to your dear husband. 8 Give your “Husband of the Year Award”, “Father of the Year Award” or “Lover of the Year Award”. Organize a special ceremony to celebrate this. Dedicate any award you receive or any book you write to your spouse. 9.Celebrate his birthday elaborately. Don’t take his birthday for granted. Call his friends, your friends, and your families to remind them of his birthday. Tell them to call and pray for him. 10.Never allow family members or friends to treat him disrespectfully: Defend him before anyone who dishonors him or trivializes his position as your husband. 11.Appreciate his efforts. Men like to be appreciated. Nothing provokes a man to perform than appreciation. 12.Cook his food promptly. Specially serve him. Treat him like a king. Serve your husband as your king. Special plates are for your husband, not for your pastor or visitors. Don’t just cook his food alone, serve it specially. Don’t delegate it to someone else. Treat him like a VIP. Treat him like a special guest on the dining table. 13.Dress to attract your husband always. Every man loves a good-looking and attractive woman. Don’t stop looking good because you are now married. Walk like a beauty queen. Put on a smiling face, and properly compose yourself. Get attractive wear (gown) for private use. Invest in sexy attires that turn him on when you are with him. 14.Support his vision and buy books that pertain to his career and vision for him: PRAY FOR YOUR HUSBAND ALWAYS. Believe in your husband. Make him know that you believe in him and his vision. Be his number-one fan. 15.Make your bedroom a sex sanctuary. Keep it clean, neat, and smelling fresh at all times. Don’t use your bedroom as a place to throw your dirty laundry. 16.Continue to show love to your husband, even if you don’t receive it. God who sees your efforts will touch his heart. When God steps in, miracles happen. (Galatians 6:9). YOU WILL NOT FAIL IN MARRIAGE IN JESUS NAME God bless your relationship 🙏 Pleas.!! Comment, shear.

QUALITY OF GOOD WOMEN DURING SĚX First stage-neatness is the most essential thing to practice. As a house wife or wife to be. You have to come out clear and neat. With your towel, underwear, nightgown and bedsheets including your duvet cover and pillow. Everything has to spotless with a good spread of antiperspirant, body spray and some other stuff like roll on. Women- do you know man love and cherish the woman that is neat, sanitary and look beautiful all the time. That is the work of cleanliness, it brings out the beauty in you all the time.. No matter what you are going through, no matter the nature of your work or breastfeeding, always remember cleanliness is next to healthiness and men love it. Even is good for your health too (I don’t want to hear I don’t have time for all this nonsense above pls. ) They are power to win the hearts of our men, and if you don’t do it right another woman will take fully advantage of you and there is nothing you can do about it. Because if man get lost, it wouldn’t be easy to convince him back home. So don’t let that happen. Second stage- is food. Know your husband favorite food and drink… Before any match will start. After using the first method above 👆 serve him food and make sure is light food, let him relax a bit after eating. Lead him to the bathroom to shower, let him feel relax and start funny jist that will bring smiles from his face not a bad report about neighbors, friends or family, don’t mention the topic that will kill his mora (action) with your nice fragrance on, place your hands across his head and start rubbing down to his back, not in a harsh manner but smooth and tender touch, round to his waist roundly, up to his chest. If he is the train type, he will quickly ejǎculatě even before touching his cucumber 🥒 but if he is the boat 🛶 type he will Steve his body. Fast forward to the main course, give him blôw job with your two hand underneath for atleast 20min and shock your hand up with serious kiššing if he the type that love kìşş, turn on the blue light with a deep românce 💝 all over his body, don’t let him to weak with just one style of massaging, change styles, let him feel like a baby, he most confess😅 ask him name but he will forget🤩 ask him pin number, one time’ he will surrender 🤣 climb on him, ride him like horse, let him hear the clap 👏 of your 2laps. Pop up and down, balance your body and sit tight. Start roaming around your wãist more deeper And And..... 🤣🤣🤣

Life has a funny way of making us feel like we are always running chasing dreams, meeting deadlines, handling responsibilities, and sometimes, just trying to keep our heads above water. But here’s something I have learned: life isn’t a competition. It’s a journey, YOUR journey, and no one else is walking the exact same path as you. Some people seem to have it all figured out early, while others take detours, stumble, or even start over from scratch. And guess what? That’s okay! The only thing that truly matters is that you keep going, keep learning, and keep believing in yourself. You don’t have to rush. You don’t have to compare. Just take one step at a time and trust that you are exactly where you need to be. Every season has its lessons, and every moment good or bad—shapes the person you are becoming. So today, breathe. Celebrate how far you’ve come. Give yourself grace. And remember, you are enough, just as you are. Sending you all love and positivity! Keep shining! #LifeJourney #YouAreEnough #KeepGoing

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Dating a girl with gap teeth is so funny, when they are wrong they’ll be like: “Babe I am Thory, it Von’t hapfen again”.