Are you ready to laugh this evening

1)When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

2) February can be so harsh, people will be looking for school* *fees,food,rent,money,job,girls will be looking for their period*
3)He says

*Are you feeling weak, Dizzy or feel like vomiting?*
*My sister don't worry the Xmas seed is germinating slowly*



4) A small mistake in a relationship can change your name from Sweetheart ❤ to +234

5) 🙋🏽‍♂🙋🏽‍♂ A pastor announced, if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to the left except one man. The pastor was happy that there was at least one strong man, and asked, " How come your wife can't control you? "
The man quietly replied, it's my wife who told me not to move "

6) Just in case you think
your job is boring,
teachers go to school from the age of 5 years until they retire!!! -

7) Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense? -

Not all advises from old people🧔🏾 are good. Remember ****** people grow old too.

9) All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of Cheese balls! -Unknown


10) Finally I have learnt how to toast a girl,
*Hello beautiful pls a minute of ur time biko,does ur mum sell okro because u actually draw my attention"*

11) When English isn't your mother tongue, you'll see twins on the road and be like "woow!! You guys looks face to face

12) Imagine going to hell for lies like
"You're really beautiful"


13)Do girls know that after escorting them at night we go home running with slippers in our hands*

Kindly follow me for more interesting jokes daily

*HUMBLE BEGINNINGS*

I was flogged by my father for doing music – Wizkid
I was impregnated at 17, during my secondary school days – Genevieve Nnaji
I didn't even complete my university education – Bill Gates
I once sold plantain – Inetimi Odon (Timaya)
I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training – Lionel Messi
I slept under the bridge in Lagos – Ramsey Noah
I sold rat poison – Patrick Okorie (Patoranking)
I was an unwanted baby, my mother almost aborted me – Cristiano Ronaldo
I was formerly a maid – Mercy Johnson
My family was so poor that even poor people called us poor – Pastor E.A. Adeboye
I was once a bus conductor – Atunyota Akpobome (Ali Baba)
When I remember my past, it was poverty. When I pass on the road, people usually laugh at me – Duncan Mighty
I was in the university for 9 years – Ayo Makun (AY)
I was a school dropout – Mark Zuckerberg
I grew up in a slum at Ajegunle – John Asiemo (Daddy Showkey)
I begged for a chance to perform on stage for free for just 5 minutes, but I wasn't given the chance – Francis Agoda (I Go Dye)
I once had no shoes – Goodluck Jonathan
I was rejected from birth by my father because he didn't want a girl – Chika Ike
I got pregnant when I was in SS3 and was banned from singing in church choir – Aituaje Iruobe (Waje)
My family was the poorest in my village; I sold firewood, I was a butcher and also a hairdresser – John Okafor (Mr Ibu)

When you hear people's story just like the ones above, what do you think?
WHAT’S YOUR STORY?

Life will always give you 1,001 reasons to give up, but PLEASE DON'T!
Keep your head up, guard your peace, and stay joyful.

Just Believe in God, and everything will be fine!

My way of saying GOOD MORNING, great people!!!

Happy weekend!!!

*OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL*

*DATE: SUNDAY, JULY 20TH, 2025*

*THEME: GOD HATES LONELINESS*

*MEMORISE:*
*“God setteth the solitary in families: he bringeth out those which are bound with chains: but the rebellious dwell in a dry land.” - (Psalm 68:6)*

*READ: Isaiah 34:16-17 (KJV)*

16. "Search from the book of the LORD, and read: Not one of these shall fail; not one shall lack her mate. For My mouth has commanded it, and His Spirit has gathered them.

17. He has cast the lot for them, and His hand has divided it among them with a measuring line. They shall possess it forever; from generation to generation they shall dwell in it."

*MESSAGE:*

In Matthew 6:9, Jesus taught us to start our prayers with Our Father. God is a "family man'. He loves the concept of family and hates loneliness. In Genesis 2:18, He said that it is not good that a man should be alone. If you're of marriageable age and can't seem to find the right companion to get married to, or if there are forces preventing you from getting married, I pray that the tide will turn this year, in Jesus' name.

During one of our programmes several years ago, God's word came that the mother of one of the sisters in the congregation was diabolically preventing her from getting married. God said that the mother would be buried within seven days if she continued to prevent her daughter from getting married. The following day, a lady came with her mother to my office. The mother was furious, and she said, "You ****** prophets brainwash our girls. Imagine telling my daughter that I am responsible for her not getting married." I replied, "Me? Sister, did I say that? What God said is that the mother of a sister in the congregation was preventing her from getting married. Did I mention your name?" Then I turned to the mother, "Mama, don't mind her. Nobody mentioned her name." The mother then asked her daughter to leave my office because she wanted to speak with me alone. As her daughter went out, she turned to me, "Pastor, is it true that the mother of the fellow concerned will die?" I said, "I'm not talking about you, but what God said will come to pass. Before the week ends, whoever it is will be buried." The woman began to stammer, "I'm not asking her not to marry, but who is going to take care of me after she's married?" I said, "That's simple; I can make her and her husband promise to take good care of you." The lady, who was almost 40 years old and had not had any suitors, got married within six months.

In today's Bible reading, God promised that nobody will lack their mate. If you are feeling lonely, I pray that God will restore the broken relationships in your life or send the right companions your way. For someone reading this today, God will deal with anybody who says that you will not get married. He will settle you maritally in due time, in Jesus' name. God's word will never fail; keep trusting in Him.

*PRAYER POINT:*
Father, please always send the right companions to me, in Jesus’ name.

*BIBLE IN ONE YEAR:*
Isaiah 20-24

*AUTHOR: PASTOR E.A ADEBOYE*

*HYMN 6 - I AM SO GLAD THAT OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN*

1. I am so glad that our Father in heaven
Tell of His love in the book He has given;
Wonderful things in the Bible I see;
This is the dearest, that Jesus loves me.

*CHORUS:*
I am so glad that Jesus loves me,
Jesus loves me, Jesus loves me,
I am so glad that Jesus loves me,
Jesus loves even me.

2. Jesus loves me and I know I love Him;
Love brought Him down my lost soul to redeem;
Yes, it was love made Him die on the tree:
Oh, I am certain that Jesus love me.

3. In this assurance I find sweetest rest,
Trusting in Jesus I know I am blessed;
Satan, dismayed from my soul doth now flee,
When I just tell him that Jesus loves me.

4. Oh, if there's only one song I can sing,
When in His beauty I see the great King,
This shall my song in eternity be,
"Oh, what a wonder that Jesus loves me!"

5. If one should ask of me, how can I tell?
Glory to Jesus, I know very well!
God's Holy Spirit with mine doth agree,
Constantly witnessing Jesus loves me.

APOSTLE IREN SHADES MEMBERS WHO PRIORITIZE PROSPERITY TEACHINGS OVER KNOWING THE WORD OF GOD.

- Apostle Emmanuel Iren

Apostle Iren while preaching on 'Jesus: God or Just Good' went after Believers who prioritize prosperity above all else in Scripture. He said, "If I ask you to explain the Deity of Christ to me, you can't do it, but give me 15 Scriptures on prosperity, you will start shooting like a machine gun."

He explained that there are people who read the Bible and always want to apply it to their lives for selfish reasons. Also stating that left to some Believers, they would rather show up to Church only when it is time for marriage or finance seminars. He shared that even in Celebration Church, the highest attendance is usually in February.

Pastor Iren quoted 1 Corinthians 1:22 saying that as a Church, if not careful, programs will begin to be adjusted to fit the wants of members. He concluded by saying that if the Church decides to be focused, there are a lot of members who would leave and that the central focus of the Church ought to be the Power of God.

WE ARE IN A 24-HOUR PRAYER CHAIN TO RESCUE, RESTORE AND REVIVE OUR NATION, NIGERIA - Dr. Pastor Paul Enenche

Giving a prayer charge during the July 2025 Anointing Service at the Glory Dome, Dr. Pastor Paul Enenche spoke on the reason why they initiated a 24-hour prayer chain for the Nation of Nigeria reiterating that Nigeria is one of the greatest Nations on the earth if things are working well.

In his words,  he said, "We are in a 24-hour prayer chain, it is called Operation Rescue, Restore and Revive the Nation. We are rescuing our nation from killers, bandits, terrorists and herdsmen and the prayers are being answered like fire. We're restoring the original glory of our Nation. The kind of glory that made them in the early 80s to honour Nigeria, even in the UK. You come with Naira, they rush it because it was stronger than their currency. Restore the glory of our Nation and revive with fire."

Speaking further, he asked, "How many of you believe in the greatness of Nigeria? Nigeria is one of the greatest Nations on the earth if things are working well. Someone says as they're telling everybody, 'leave our country, go to your country', that in some countries, if all Nigerians leave, there may be collapse in certain sectors. The best paid neurogeon in America few years ago, brain surgeon about a million dollars per annum was a Nigeria man in the State of Connecticut. A Nigerian man from the East"

He went on to introduce Commissioner Festus Akinbusoye, (the first Black British Police and Crime Commissioner, who is a Nigerian) who was worshiping at the Glory Dome and said,  "We have people in the military and paramilitary sectors solving the problems of other nations that can nearly and tidily solve the problems of our Nation if there's a will for something to be done".

EDO!!, THE HOUR OF REVIVAL IS COMING TO BENIN!

Ihian Obo Ire re ghere… gho rhuo vbe okhian!

We’re only days away from the much-anticipated revival gathering in the City of Benin! By faith, we declare that the hearts of many are aligning for revival and Benin is set for a mighty move of God. Expect an atmosphere saturated with worship, healing, deliverance, the Word and supernatural encounters. Don’t miss what God is set to do!

Venue: Sir Victor Uwaifo Creative Hub
Dates: 24th –25th July 2025
Session Times:
•⁠ ⁠Thursday, 24th July | 4 PM
•⁠ ⁠Friday, 25th July | 9 AM & 4 PM

Whether you're a pastor, worshipper, youth, intercessor or just hungry for more of God — this is your moment. Don’t watch it happen — be part of it!
Do pray along with us and Be prepared to be there LIVE

Happy birthday my Lovely pastor

*Pastor Amos Fenwa weds 'Fela'*

Founder of Holy Ghost Christian Centre (HGCC) Pastor Amos Fenwa has remarried to a lady simply known as Fela on Thursday 17th July 2025, in a low-key wedding ceremony officiated by Pastor Mathew Ashimolowo, founder of Kingsway International Christian Centre, KICC.

Congratulations Sir and Ma.

*Pastor Amos Fenwa weds 'Fela'*

Founder of Holy Ghost Christian Centre (HGCC) Pastor Amos Fenwa has remarried to a lady simply known as Fela on Thursday 17th July 2025, in a low-key wedding ceremony officiated by Pastor Mathew Ashimolowo, founder of Kingsway International Christian Centre, KICC.

Congratulations Sir and Ma.

Did you know

*Birthday girl and her Man of Honour, Pastor David Oyedepo Jnr met in Tulsa, Oklahoma in 2002 through a mutual friend but barely spoke until 2004 when Pastor David approached her for a relationship?*

Of course, the rest is history...