The Goat That Went to Church

In a small village, Mama Chika had a stubborn goat named Pastor,One Sunday morning, Pastor the goat escaped and followed Mama Chika to church.

While the pastor (the human one) was preaching about sins, the goat walked in proudly, climbed the pulpit, and pooped right there

People screamed, Holy ghol0st fre The choir ran. Ushers fainted. One old man shouted, The d£vil has entered the church

Mama Chika tried to grab her goat, but it jumped on her and tore her wig off. She looked like a bald coconut.

The real pastor stood frozen and said, Even goats know the church needs deliverance

Since that day, they lock the church gate tight. But villagers still say, That goat is closer to God than some members

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*THE RESTORER'S DAILY GUIDE*

DATE: THURSDAY 12TH JUNE 2025

THEME: *TOTAL RESTORATION*

MEMORISE
Joel 2:25
And I will restore to you the years that the locust hath eaten, the cankerworm, and the caterpiller, and the palmerworm, my great army which I sent among you.

READ
Joel 2:23-27
Be glad then, ye children of Zion, and rejoice in the LORD your God: for he hath given you the former rain moderately, and he will cause to come down for you the rain, the former rain, and the latter rain in the first month.
And the floors shall be full of wheat, and the fats shall overflow with wine and oil.
And I will restore to you the years that the locust hath eaten, the cankerworm, and the caterpiller, and the palmerworm, my great army which I sent among you.
And ye shall eat in plenty, and be satisfied, and praise the name of the LORD your God, that hath dealt wondrously with you: and my people shall never be ashamed.
And ye shall know that I am in the midst of Israel, and that I am the LORD your God, and none else: and my people shall never be ashamed.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
*God's last vow is to restore all things.*

MESSAGE
The only thing God is saying in heaven now and doing on earth is the work of restoration. God's last vow is to restore humanity and creation into the original purpose in predestination by the word and the power of the Holy Spirit. He wants your whole spirit, soul, and body totally restored to all round soundness and wholeness before Him.
The Bible confirms this in
1 Thessalonians 5:23-24 "And the very God of peace sanctify you wholly; and I pray God your whole spirit and soul and body be preserved blameless unto the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Faithful is he that calleth you, who also will do it."

He wants creation delivered, healed, and restored to give Him pleasure again as it was before the fall. The Bible says in
Revelation 4:11 "Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created."

God will not leave anything out untouched in His vow to restore all things because He is the creator of all things.

Now, He who has the power to restore humanity and creation will not find it difficult to restore your health, your family, your finances, or your stolen blessings.

This is why Jesus Christ, our Capital restorer came to the earth. His blood is the token for your total restoration.

Let your faith in Him rise now, connect with His grace for your own restoration today in Jesus' name.

Shalom, maranatha!

ACTION STEPS
1. Turn loose your faith and believe God for your own restoration.
2. Present any part of your life needing restoration to the Lord in prayers.

PRAYERS
Dear heavenly Father, Thank you for today's devotional guide. Oh God of restoration, answer me by fire today and let my total restoration be confirmed with signs and wonders in Jesus' name. Amen.

REMEMBER
*God's last vow is to restore all things.*

AUTHOR: JEDIDIAH DAVID

DAILY READING: Ezekiel 33-34, Judges 6-7, Acts 6.

HYMN
Standing on the promises of Christ my King,
Through eternal ages let His praises ring ;
Glory in the highest, I will shout and sing,
Standing on the promises of God.

Stand ing, . . stand ing, . .
Standing on the promises of God my Saviour ;
Stand ing, . . stand ing, . .
I'm standing on the promises of God.

2
Standing on the promises that cannot fail,
When the howling storms of doubt and fear assail,
By the living word of God I shall prevail,
Standing on the promises of God.

3
Standing on the promises I now can see '
Perfect, present cleansing in the blood for me ;
Standing in the liberty where Christ makes free,
Standing on the promises of God.

4
Standing on the promises of Christ the Lord,
Bound to Him eternally by love's strong cord,
Overcoming daily with the Spirit's sword,
Standing on the promises of God.

5
Standing on the promises I cannot fall,
Listening every moment to the Spirit's call,
Resting in my Saviour as my All in all,
Standing on the promises of God.

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Loving a Hard-Working Man Isn’t Always Easy, But It’s Worth It

Being in a relationship with a hard-working man is not for every woman.
Some women today are drawn to men who don’t have clear goals,
Because they are always around, always free, and always available.
But just because someone has free time doesn't mean they have a plan.

A hard-working man may not always be available.
He might not be able to talk all day, go out every night, or text back right away.
But that doesn’t mean he loves you any less.
In fact, it means he’s out there trying to build a future for both of you.

There will be days where he comes home completely worn out.
He may barely have the energy to eat, shower, or even talk much.
And you might feel like he’s distant.
But what he’s really doing is showing his love through action, not just words.

This man is fighting silent battles every day.
He’s pushing through tired mornings and long nights,
Just so you can one day live a life of peace and comfort.
He isn’t trying to ignore you , he’s trying to provide for you.

He may not be dressed in fancy clothes,
His hands may be rough, and his shirt may have stains.
But his heart is gold.
And his love is deep, loyal, and steady.

So don’t take him for granted.
Don’t compare him to others who have time but no purpose.
Because when life gets hard, this is the kind of man you want by your side
One who works hard, stays loyal, and never stops trying for the people he loves.

Here’s to the men who show their love through effort, not just words.
The men who wake up early, stay out late, and keep going even when they’re tired.
The men who may not say “I love you” every minute,
But show it every single day with all they do.

Respect that kind of man.
Support him.
Appreciate him.
Because one day, you’ll realize
He was building the life you always dreamed of.

> ➥𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐰𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐌𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐳𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐨❤‍🩹

*The Myth About Soulmates!*

Many people erroneously believe that there's ONE person out there who is their soulmate, someone God had predestined for them to marry, and until they find that ONE person, they will never enjoy true love.

Some people call it "missing rib," someone that was divinely created for them alone.

But that is not true!

There is no ONE person in the entire universe that is your soulmate or missing rib.

You can choose your soulmate.

You can choose who to fall in love with, and eventually marry.

If I didn't marry my wife, there are more than 1 million women I could still marry, and the marriage will work, and if she didn't marry me, there are many other men she could have married.

But I chose her, and she chose me.
And we both became each other's soulmates!

Yes, God helped us to make the choice, because of his plan and purpose for our lives.

If you believe there's ONE person in the world that is your soulmate, what if that person dies, even before you meet him/her?
Will you remain single for life?

Some people are still single today, because they are waiting for a magical soulmate, and they have missed an opportunity with many amazing men and women.

If you're a believer, the instruction is to never marry an unbeliever or a believer who isn't focused on serving God and pursuing the plan and purpose of God.

Sister Adetola, brother Timothy is not your soulmate, if he doesn't marry you, another brother can marry you.
Stop being frustrated because someone you love isn't interested in marrying you.

Open up your heart, and you will find love in places you least expect.

And when you meet that man or woman that truly deserves you, you can make them your SOULMATE!

I hope this helps!


#truelove #soulmate #relationship #happiness #Marriage Tips

*16 Texts Every Man Wishes His Lady Would Send Him*


1. "You are looking good today"

Yes, lady, men need compliments too

2. "Yesterday was amazing"

Tell him how much you enjoyed spending time with him yesterday. If you two made love, tell your husband how great he was in bed last night. It boosts his ego


3. "I am blessed to have you"

Show him you appreciate how fortunate you are to have him. It makes him feel valued

4. "Please pray for me"

This shows you need him and his prayers. Involving God in your love shows how serious and sacred your love is

5. "What do I cook for you tonight?"

Men love to eat. That you would ask him what he wants, makes him excited

6. "I love you"

No matter how macho men try to be, they love being told this by the woman they love

7. "Can I take you out?"

Surprise him. Treat him. A Queen can also plan a date for her King. Men love women who take charge sometimes. It's not every time things should be left to him

8. "I am so wet"

Men love it when the woman they are faithful to reveals she is sexually aroused. Lady, show him that when you think of sex you think of him and are not shy about it. A man who loves you enjoys receiving breaking news of your sexuality

9. "Thank you for the phone call"

The moment after he gives you a phone-call that makes you laugh, smile, or shows care; send him a text that demonstrates your gratitude

10. "I will be late, I'll make it up to you"

Some women tend to delay when going on a date or event. Don't keep him waiting and expect him to undersrand because he is your man. Inform him you will be late

11. "I am wearing your favourite underwear"

Tell him when you are wearing his favourite underwear, that black thong that he likes, that bra he likes to unstrap. Let him know when you are not wearing any underwear, no bra, when your nipples get hard. This playful and intimate info makes his blood run

12. "Are you OK?"

Many women want the man to care and ask how she is but don't do the same for the man. Find out how your man is, how his day has gone. Many men are stresssed in need of their woman/wife to show concern. So many men have issues and need a safe place to vent

13. "You are a good man"

In a world where women talk badly about men and have given up on men, this is the greatest compliment. If you have a good man, appreciate him. Him being a good man doesn't mean he is perfect, but the more you praise him, the better he will become, and the more effort he will put

14. "I can't wait for us to leave this place and be alone with you"

When you are both in the same venue full of people, send him this text. He will read it, smile, look at you and your eyes meet with intense passion. Show him you look forward to private moments with him

15. "God bless your day, you are blessed"

As his woman/wife, even without him asking; bless his day. Send him a message when he is at work; blessing him, calling him blessed. Your words are powerful and shape him

16. "You are an amazing father"

He is there, doing the best he can for your child/children; thank him and constantly recognize his greatness, and greatness will never leave him

Have a wonderful and blessed day!

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Lamine Yamal: “I’m only 17, I don’t deserve this. Words can not express how badly I wanted to win this trophy. I really wanted to win it against Ronaldo, however we(Spain) couldn’t make it happen

I’m 23 years younger than Cristiano yet he showed no mercy to a young, innocent kid like me...I’m almost the same age as his son and still, he did that to me... I'm only 17, just 17(sighs)

What hurts me the most is that he was the one who scored the equalizer, Yamal added while crying