"Them no dey divorce pōōr man, na run dem dey run leave am"!

You see this thing wey dey happen for society when woman divorce rich man; them go say - "Celebrity Wife Files for Divorce, Citing Irreconcilable Differences".

But when na p00r mán them wan comot from him hand, you go just come back from work hear say; Aunty Chioma no dey with brother Dele again o, she use okada come carry her load.

No petition, no alimōny, no court case, na hūnger make her pack load.
She go just send you voice note for WhatsApp say; Emeka I no do again - your key dey window.
The 2 sachet tomato you keep for basket sef, she go carry am go.

Next thing, she go begin drop motivational status for WhatsApp - "I survived".

Las las sha, whether you get bar or not, Amaka go still disappoint you!

~RMD

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TEACH YOUR DAUGHTERS THAT

They are five (5) important dresses a woman should wear in her lifetime.

These are:

1. School uniform
2. Matriculation gown
3. Graduation gown
4. Wedding gown
5. Maternity gown

Let your daughters know;That if any girl skips the 2nd dress, she will not get to wear the 3rd.

Daughters must not rush to wear the 5th just because a man has promised them the 4th.

More so, the 4th fits better and more prestigious if worn before the 5th.

Our daughters must learn to wait and follow the dress pattern from 1 to 5.

Be a good parent and Christian leader.

We have this as a responsibility to our Children as parents.

And it is Very important.

At the End na Woman go chop the Money,
GOD please Bless Mens hustle

Step-by-Step: The Catholic Church after the death of a Pope

1. Confirmation of Death

The Camerlengo (Chamberlain of the Holy Roman Church) officially confirms the pope’s death.
Traditionally, he gently calls the pope’s baptismal name three times. If there's no response, he declares the pope dead.

2. Destruction of the Fisherman’s Ring

The Fisherman’s Ring, a signet used to seal official documents, is broken by the Camerlengo in the presence of cardinals.
This prevents its misuse and symbolizes the end of the pope’s authority.

3. Official Announcement

The Vatican makes an official public announcement.
Bells may toll and mourning customs begin, including the flying of flags at half-staff in some places.

4. Nine Days of Mourning –

A period of official mourning lasts nine days, during which Masses are offered for the repose of the pope’s soul.
The body is prepared and displayed in St. Peter’s Basilica for public veneration.

5. Burial

The pope is traditionally buried in the crypt beneath St. Peter’s Basilica (though he may request another resting place).
The body is usually placed in three coffins: wood, lead, and another wooden coffin, each placed inside the other.

6. Sede Vacante (Vacant See)

During this time, all governance of the Church is paused, except for routine matters handled by the Camerlengo.
No new appointments or major decisions can be made until a new pope is elected.

7. Preparation for the Conclave

The College of Cardinals gathers in Rome.
After at least 15 days but no more than 20 days following the pope’s death, the conclave begins to elect a new pope.
Only cardinals under 80 years old are eligible to vote.

8. The Conclave

Held in the Sistine Chapel under strict secrecy.
Voting continues until a candidate receives two-thirds majority.
After a successful vote, the elected cardinal is asked: “Do you accept your canonical election as Supreme Pontiff?”
If he says yes, he chooses a papal name.

9. The New Pope is Announced

The cardinal proto-deacon steps onto the balcony of St. Peter’s Basilica and declares:
“Habemus Papam!” (We have a Pope!)
The new pope then appears and gives his first Urbi et Orbi blessing.

I'M NOT PROSPEROUS BY CHANCE, IT'S BY COVENANT AND DANGEROUS ACTS OF SACRIFICE AS PROMPTED BY THE HOLY GHOST.

- Bishop David Oyedepo

Bishop David Oyedepo teaching during the Impartation Service of the Easter Faith Convention on Monday, 21st April narrated how he vowed his salary to God forever in December, 1987. His salary at the time was N1,386.

He said, "God's romance may be costly. He said, 'My Son, I'm pleased with you.' Oh, goose pimples all over my body. 'But what have you brought for me?' 'Lord, what do I have? Oh, my salary. I give it to you.' It was the most precious treasure of our lives then. How much was it? 1,386 Naira. I said, 'Lord, I give it to you.' That was December '87. Nobody heard it from my mouth until '96 when it had become a testimony with my own Accountant working for me. My wife asked me the following month, what about upkeep salary. I said I've laid it on the Altar so we are free to be hungry. That was the last time she asked. Church Gist. When you hear stories, check the story behind the story. We are not faking this thing here. I'm not prosperous by chance, it's by Covenant, dangerous acts of sacrifice as prompted by the Holy Ghost."

He further stated how God demanded a property from him when funds were needed for Church planting. He obeyed and God told him, 'My Son David, even if you don't want to be rich, it's too late!'

This is Hassana, a young woman running the Ray of Hope Prison Outreach that watered the ground that led to Quadri's freedom. My dear, take your flowers!

“I have many children because I have the money to take care of them. I’m from Africa, and where I come from, it’s a sign of weakness for a man to have just one woman. I have 9 children and 4 wives, and I still have plans to have more people in my family.” ~ Akon

my wife and I

Last night I had a serious fig. ht
with my wife just because i was drunk
and she made me promised her never
to get my self drunk again which i did.

Today I went to my friends birthday party my colleague at my working place, we all ate, drink and had fun. And now am so drunk, i manage to know my way back home.

When I entered my house i was sitting on my sofa in my sitting room when my wife was coming down from the step,
and I don't want her to know that I'm drunk so that we won't have another fig ht, I started operating my laptop, when she came closer to me she said "honey who are you trying to fool?

I can see that you are really drunk!"
I quickly replied "look here woman I don't want your trou. ble this time around, because I won't tolerate any nonsense from you.

Well as you can see, i'm only trying to do some office work on my system."
She said to me "I see, but why
are you typing on your "Briefcase"

FACT ABOUT SHY PEOPLE

1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice

2. They fit pass you for road simply because of their shyness🙍🏻‍♀️. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding

3. Very calculative, clingy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with one they love. They hardly fall in love but once they fall, it's over because they don't joke with that person

4. They hardly cheat. Before you see them, dem don see you(so sensitive). They can read people's mind before you could say it, they rarely have friends and associate in any activities, always not comfortable staying in a place full of people and always like staying alone👌🏽.

5. They hardly talk in the midst of people but talkative when they are with their lovely one.
People usually sees them as too proud people but they are not.

6. They can endure alot but don't push them or take them for granted because once they decide, you have lost them kpatakpata✌🏽.

7. They are too emotional. They don't easily forget bad things someone did to them.

8. They hardly share their problems to anybody or ask people for assistance no matter what they are passing through

9. You won't easily observe the kind of person untill you get closer to them
They are unpredictable and stubborn

If you're in this table, gather here let's know ourselves

S€X AND SUCCESS DON’T MIX – WHY UNDISCIPLINED MEN NEVER BECOME GREAT

Some men dream of success.
Some men work for success.
Some men destroy their success before it even starts.

And guess what? For many men, the biggest distraction is S€X.

A man who chases pleasure over purpose will always be left behind.
A man who controls his desires will always be ahead.

Success requires discipline.
Sexual indulgence destroys discipline.

If you can’t control your lust, you will never control your future.

BRUTAL THREAD:

1. POWERFUL MEN AVOID S€XUAL DISTRACTIONS, WEAK MEN CAN’T SAY NO

Every great man in history had one thing in common: They had discipline.

Alexander the Great conquered the world by 30—he didn’t waste time chasing women.
Elon Musk works 100 hours a week—he doesn’t waste time texting girls.

Muhammad Ali refused s€x before fights—he knew discipline was power.
But look at many men today:

Wasting hours daily on p0rn and m@sturbation.
Spending their last money just to impress women.

Crying over a girl instead of building their future.
No great man was ever a slave to lust.

2. S£X DRAINS YOUR ENERGY, FOCUS, AND DRIVE

Every time you release, you are losing more than just a few seconds of pleasure.
You are losing:
Testosterone (your natural energy for success).

Motivation (your hunger to win).
Mental clarity (your ability to stay focused).
That’s why after s£x, many men feel weak and lazy.

Now imagine:
Doing this every day.
Wasting hours texting, chasing, and begging women.
Spending money just to get a few minutes of pleasure.
That’s why broke men chase s£x, and rich men chase success.

3. EVERY MINUTE SPENT CHASING WOMEN IS A MINUTE LOST BUILDING YOUR FUTURE

Look at your daily habits.
How much time do you spend scrolling through women’s pictures?
How much time do you waste flirting and simping in DMs?

How much time do you spend watching p0rn and draining your strength?
Now imagine using that time to:
Learn a high-income skill.
Work on your business or career.

Go to the gym and improve your body.
If you focused on building, you wouldn’t need to chase—women would come to you.

4. HISTORY PROVES THAT S£XUAL WEAKNESS DESTROYS GREAT MEN

Ask yourself: What destroyed the strongest men in history?
Not war. Not enemies. Not poverty.
It was s£xual weakness.
Samson lost his power because of Delilah.

King Solomon was the wisest man, but women led him to destruction.

Tiger Woods lost millions in endorsements due to a s£x scandal.

Bill Clinton’s career was almost ruined by a woman.

A man without discipline is a man waiting for destruction.

5. WOMEN DON’T RESPECT MEN WHO CAN’T CONTROL THEMSELVES

You think a woman respects a man who chases her all day?
You think she values a man who is always available and begging?

No.
A woman respects men who have:
Purpose.
Self-control.
A bigger mission in life.

When you focus on your purpose, women will focus on you.

6. P0RN, M@STURBATION & CASUAL S£X ARE MAKING MEN WEAKER

The modern man is weak, lazy, and broke because he is addicted to cheap pleasure.

P0rn kills your brain.
M@sturbation destroys your energy.
Casual s£x makes you indisciplined.
That’s why so many men are:

Unmotivated.
Struggling financially.
Depressed and directionless.

If you want to be great, you must cut off s£xual distractions.

7. A MAN WHO CAN’T CONTROL HIS URGES CAN’T CONTROL HIS DESTINY

You say you want to be rich, powerful, and successful.
But you can’t even:
Go a week without s£x or p0rn.

Focus on work without being distracted by women.
Stop simping and chasing after every woman you see.
If you can’t master your own body, how can you master the world?

8. SUCCESSFUL MEN CONTROL S£X, BROKE MEN ARE CONTROLLED BY S€X

S€x is a tool.
The weak use it for pleasure.
The strong use it for power.

A successful man controls when and how he engages in s€x.
A broke man lets s€x control him.
That’s why the world is run by disciplined men, not by men who chase pleasure.

9. WOMEN COME AND GO, BUT SUCCESS STAYS

A man can have 100 women today, and they can all leave tomorrow.
But if you have money, power, and status, even more women will come.

That’s why powerful men never lack women.
And that’s why weak men are always chasing.

10. DISCIPLINE FIRST, PLEASURE LATER

There is nothing wrong with s£x.

But if you put pleasure before purpose, you will always struggle.
If you master self-control, you will always be ahead.

The choice is yours.

BOTTOM LINE:

If you want to be great, wealthy, and powerful, learn to control your lust.

Because in the end…

Men who control their desires, control their future.
Men who chase pleasure, lose everything.

BREAKING NEWS: The Nigerian Army has appointed Lieutenant Colonel Anele Onyinyechi Appolonia as the Acting Director, Army Public Relations. She is the first woman to hold the position in the history of Nigeria Army

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, WOMEN ARE NATURALLY GAMERS
Whether you know it or like it or believe it or not... weemen are natural Gamers, and they constantly play games on you (the man).

Sometimes they do it consciously with deep intent, and other times it just occurs to them and they do it innocently, and that's because Game is ingrained in their subconscious.

It is you the man who is naive and inexperienced that suffers it, and because of the many societal notions that have emasculated men and made them Simps for years... they fall into it and think they are in love, not knowing that the whoman in her mind is like...

"damn, so this man can be this ph00lish. Lol. See how I tricked him into believing the lie I told him. See how I tricked him into doing that thing he said he will never do again. Lol"

Ouh, you didn't know that a whoman has this conversation going on in her mind each time she manipulates you?

Weemen are more experienced in the dating game than men. I can bet my life savings on this. And because weemen are born with inherent value... that is why a young girl of 20 would keep getting male attention and favours.

From her teenage age when she started growing nyash and bress... men from different social class and economic status have approached and interacted with her, and she has since then developed a thick skin in the game.

Her experiences and interaction with men from all walks of life would make her Game rock-solid, and that is why sometimes you will see a girl who have rolled with big boys prefer to settle down with one broke, calm and gentle guy that she loves.

She didn't settle for money (of course he doesn't have money), but because she has tasted life and experienced different facets of it, and is now smart and wise.

But it is the innocent guy that I do pity, because this guy hasn't had as much experiences as the girl.

Because men are born with no value.... while an 18 year old girl's SMV is high and she has probably seen more cocks than a poultry farmer... the 27 year old boy was probably broke and struggling to build his own value. He couldn't enjoy a fraction of the luxury that she enjoyed in her prime.

And when she dates this guy... she uses her experience in the Game to deal with him, manipulate him and turn him into a Simp.

That is the reason why you MUST learn Game, because the girls and weemen you're going into relationships with... these people are NOT your mates.

If you go in with a blank skull and empty brain with no sense of Game... you are finished!

You might later come to my dm and ask me to hide your identity. Lol (this is true, but if you can spot the sarcasm in this line, I'd say you have a good sense of humor)