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*You fit tell me say I no sabi speak English but no tell me say my baby no fine oo🥲❤️🫶🙂‍↕️*

One time, I was missing my aunt who had relocated out of the country and so I changed my DP to her picture and even forgot about it. Few days later, I got a message in my inbox "Hey beautiful" Beautiful ke, me. Nobody has ever called me beautiful before. Handsome yes but beautiful ke. "Are you their my queens?" WTF is this Me, queens, if it's queen sef e for better... I quickly went and checked the profile of the confused person Lo and behold, a full grown adult married man I was raised right so I replied respectfully, "Good afternoon sir" "You are very good my angle, if it's other girls they no greet. you're so beautiful my love." "Thank you sir" "I love you" "Just like that?" "You are too beautiful. I can't felt this way for anybody before" "What about your wife sir?" I asked while trying hard to understand the English. "Forget about it. I and my wife have not se.x for two years." "Why sir?" "Forget about it. I want you when can we see." I scratched my beards for a minute, then I replied "When do you want to see me?" "Come tomorrow." "Ah, so fast" "Please send me your body, I'm very hot for you." "I should send you my body?" "Yes any one. Se.x one" "Oh, you mean se9xy one?" "Yes, s.ex one send brea.st send back. please I'll do anything my angle" Pause» you can add me Bcdblog for more stories and updates and to be notified when we post I wanted to in.s.ul.t and block him. So, this is what girls are facing from men online. As a sharp guy I decided to monetize this lucrative opportunity at least I fit see money for fuel I typed, "look sir, I've never done something like this before so if you want me to send you my b.oo.bs and a.ss, I need some compensation." "I will do anything my angle." "100k is not bad sir" "Don't worry when you come I will give more but for now manage 10k." "Okay sir send it to my Opay account." I didn't want to even negotiate before he will change his mind. Let him just send this one so I can block him I quickly sent my account number 10k alert "Have you see it my queens" "Not yet my boo, I've not seen anything. Are you sure you have sent it darling?" "I have, check now." "Baby, I've still not seen it. Sometimes network will cause a glitch in the transformer in the cloud and the process will be so slow u will be issued false receipt." "My angle, you are so smart unlike my wife but I no understand all this big big grammar." Men that use angle instead of angel, gosh, I ha.ted him more. So I decided to push my luck "Maybe you should send it again because I'm already nak.ed and even want to do video for u before my battery goes off." "Ahhh video yes send video I will send it back now my angle. Alert 100k I shouted Jesus!!! My wife ran in from inside, "babe what happened, what is it honey?" I said, "Goalllll, Nigeria has scored Arsenal!" My wife doesn't know anything about football so I can say anything and she will buy it "Nigeria and Arsenal are playing?" She asked I said, "yes, yes ooo, my queen and love, yes." "Who scored?" "Dwayne Johnson" "But is that why you're shouting, please lower your voice." She hissed and went back in. I checked my msg and saw almost 20 messages from baba I opened it, baba was begging me to send the money back that he made a mistake and sent 100k instead of 10k Immediately I blocked him I entered my room, raised my voice and shouted, The Emperor, the conqueror, the champion, the Lion is here!!! Then I told my wife to dress up cos I want to sp.oil her si.lly. African jokes and stories 🔥 ©️ Francis Michael

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"When I was still trying to find myself, I was rapping in English. But when I reached the point where I needed to make a career out of it, I asked myself a simple question: What am I going to sell to the world? If I go to the UK, will I sell English to them? They own English, so that wouldn’t make sense. But if I go to them and sell Igbo, it would make me valuable. Selling something they already have would make me just another artist, but offering something they don’t have would make me unique. After thinking it through, I decided to carve my own unique path. That choice made me distinguished and respected. I’m now one of the biggest Igbo artists because of that single decision." — Phyno

Your fellow Southerner is in a position to give you employment. You go to him for employment. You speak good English and write an excellent application letter to impress him. He tells you to bring your credentials. You bring your First Degree (First Class or second class). He tells you to go and do your Masters and even PhD for you to get the job. ON THE OTHER HAND A Northerner is in a position to give employment. An Hausa Man goes to him. He speaks Hausa to him. He tells him to bring his qualifications. He brings a third class degree or an SSCE with two Credits. He gets the job and saves money to further his education. He gets a Masters Degree while doing the job. Tomorrow, he is appointed as Executive Director. Ten years Later, he becomes Chairman or DG of the Agency. The Southerner sees this and hates on the Hausa Man. He accuses him of nepotism. But that's not nepotism. That's communalism. Southerners must understand the difference between nepotism and communalism. Helping your Brother to succeed is not nepotism. Southerners just need to learn how to love one another like Northerners do. Stop hiding opportunities from your people. Northerners do not hide opportunities from their people. Help a brother get a Job today, show opportunities. Don't talk Love, just show it. Don't tear the appllication of a brother who puts the trust of his life in your hand. He might be the one to save you when your trouble comes in that very office. Sent as received....

Na person wey no get better wahala dey use English pray😂💔

Your fellow Southerner is in a position to give you employment. You go to him for employment. You speak good English and write an excellent application letter to impress him. He tells you to bring your credentials. You bring your First Degree (First Class or second class). He tells you to go and do your Masters and even PhD for you to get the job. ON THE OTHER HAND A Northerner is in a position to give employment. An Hausa Man goes to him. He speaks Hausa to him. He tells him to bring his qualifications. He brings a third class degree or an SSCE with two Credits. He gets the job and saves money to further his education. He gets a Masters Degree while doing the job. Tomorrow, he is appointed as Executive Director. Ten years Later, he becomes Chairman or DG of the Agency. The Southerner sees this and hates on the Hausa Man. He accuses him of nepotism. But that's not nepotism. That's communalism. Southerners must understand the difference between nepotism and communalism. Helping your Brother to succeed is not nepotism. Southerners just need to learn how to love one another like Northerners do. Stop hiding opportunities from your people. Northerners do not hide opportunities from their people. Help a brother get a Job today, show opportunities. Don't talk Love, just show it. Don't tear the appllication of a brother who puts the trust of his life in your hand. He might be the one to save you when your trouble comes in that very office. C O P I E D!

Yoruba Nollywood Actors People Mistake for Illiterates But They Are Actually Educated! You’ll be surprised to know that some of these stars are actually well-schooled, and they only act like that to fit their roles! Let’s clear the air ODUNLADE ADEKOLA Many people believe Odunlade is not educated because of the way he shouts and acts in village scenes. But the truth is, he is a graduate of University of Lagos with a Bachelor and Master's degree in Business Administration. Odun is a smart man, both on and off camera! FUNKE AKINDELE Her popular “Jenifa” character made a lot of people think she speaks poor English in real life. But Funke is a Law graduate from UNILAG and also studied Mass Communication. Her intelligence and creativity are on another level. FEMI ADEBAYO Because he plays deep Yoruba roles, palace chiefs, herbalists, and village men. Some think he didn’t go to school. But Femi is not just an actor, he is also a trained Lawyer with a Master’s degree in Law. He once served as a Special Adviser in Kwara State. RONKE OSHODI OKE Her big voice and loud characters make people assume she is not educated. But Ronke went to good schools and studied Business Administration before focusing fully on acting. She is sharp and smart behind the scenes. IBRAHIM CHATTA He acts like a typical Yoruba man with strong expressions, and some believe he didn’t go far in education. But Ibrahim is a highly intelligent actor who speaks English, French, and Arabic fluently. He is self-taught and loves knowledge.

🇮🇷✅ COUNTERING MISLEADING NARRATIVE RELATED TO AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI ON POLYGAMY Someone on social media made a post: "Imam Khamenei's view on polygamy: God is one, love is one, and so your beloved should also be one." While this sounds nice, the context isn't like how some feminists or some women may think it is. Ayatollah Khamenei states it clearly that polygamy for men is mubah, allowed, according to the reasoning of the Qur'an, it is conditional based on the assurance one can maintain justice between spouses. Therefore, whenever it is rationally probable that the wives will be treated unequally, another marriage for the husband is not permissible. The views of Ayatollah Khamenei are NOT against polygamy for men, nor that what he said is an excuse to justify atheistic and secularist thinking regarding marriage, rather it is common sense and aligns with Islam itself and the concept of equality/justice between the second, third or fourth wife. His words were said in a specific context. Full article: https://english.khamenei.ir/news/7157/Imam-Khamenei-s-view-on-polygamy We doubt that the original poster meant to do that to justify feminism or anything against Islam or to twist Ayatollah Khamenei's words and opinions, it is very important to convey the full message and provide the context, otherwise people will be mislead and assume that Ayatollah Khamenei is justifying feminism, which is never the case. Our leaders and marja' must never be exploited or misused to open any door or leave any room for such deviant belief to sneak its way in our ideology 🇮🇷 @NWO313

*HOW OUR ENGLISH PROBLEM STARTED.* British : Extreme American : End Nigeria : Extreme end British : Knicker American : Short Nigeria : Short knicker British : Salon American : Barbershop Nigeria : Barbing salon British : Bend American : Corner Nigeria : Bending corner British : So American : Therefore Nigeria : So therefore British : Henceforth American : From now on Nigeria : From now henceforth British : Still American : Yet Nigeria : Still Yet British : Reverse American : Turn back Nigeria : Reverse back British : Should American : In case Nigeria : Should in case British : Tell me the reason American : Tell me why Nigeria : Tell me the reason why British : Ten pounds each American : Ten dollars each Nigeria : Ten Ten Naira each Let me make u laugh small. Naija we too much abeg Na we be Original English speakers. *Una good night 😴*